Tang Seng is a cook

None of the three spoke, and Wu Wang didn't know what to do, so he just lowered his head and stared at the sleeping lion cub in a daze.

Zhuang Fan also looked down, he was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, Rhubarb was sleeping in the hollow of his legs, his little paws were stretched out neatly, his belly was full, bulging and heaving, very Lovely.

Wu Wang stretched out his hand, stroked the chubby stomach, and said in a low voice, "I slept really soundly."

Zhuang Fan laughed and said: "At this age, it eats and sleeps, that's how it should be."

Guanyin patted Zhuang Fan's hand, opened him, sat up straight, reached out to touch Rhubarb, squeezed its fat paw, and said: "I sleep very peacefully, but I am not afraid of strangers at all. Come and follow."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his beard, hummed and said, "Isn't it a little bad? You have to train it and make it a little vigilant!"

Wu Wang just laughed, and said: "Master, Xiaoqi is very vigilant. Before, Bajie slept with his arms around him. After he woke up, he bared his teeth at us and jumped out of bed by himself. Ran."

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "I said, why did I run to the door and scratch at the door halfway through sleep, so it was to scare you."

Wu Wang giggled and said: "We didn't bully it, but we told it to step on it all the way, and it woke up."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his bare forehead and said, "Are you still sleepy? We have to go on a journey at night, do you want to sleep for a while?"

The three-headed fat man thought that I would not leave, shook his head, and said, "I'm full of sleep! I don't want to sleep anymore."

Zhuang Fan comforted him, "Traveling at night these days is harder than usual, but we are almost at Lingshan Mountain. After learning the scriptures, Master will take you back to Chang'an to eat delicious food!"

Wu Wang put his arms around Master's arm, nodded his fat head, and hummed solemnly.

Zhuang Fan suddenly remembered, turned back and asked Guanyin, "Does it mean that if we go on, we will be Jinping Mansion?"

Guanyin nodded and said: "That's right, it's Jinping Mansion. Now you have fast feet, if you set off at night," he lowered his head and counted with his fingers, and said: "Walk for two nights, and you will be there in the daytime on the third day."

Zhuang Fan groaned, and asked again: "The three great kings, are they still there?"

With a blank face, Guanyin said, "What king?"

Zhuang Fan said: "It's the three rhinos in the Xuanying Cave of Qinglong Mountain in the northeast of Jinping's mansion, who are they called Bihan King, Bishu King and Bichen King?" The government made confessions to them every year, which made the local corvee heavy and the people miserable.

Avalokitesvara suddenly realized, and said with a sneer: "What kind of kings are they, but they are older, and they have not encountered strong ones to deal with them, so they dared to call themselves kings, but they just tricked some ordinary people to make offerings to them and get some food. It's just that there is a vacancy for the Demon King in Huangfengling, and the Jade Emperor hasn't found a good candidate, and your master and apprentice haven't been there yet, so it must be there."

Zhuang Fan nodded and said: "I remember, those three only come out to beg for tribute on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month every year. It's already summer, let's go, if the three of them don't come out, what should we do?"

Avalokitesvara said: "What's the matter? Your master and apprentice are here to learn Buddhist scriptures, not to recruit demons from all over the world for the Jade Emperor. They hide in the cave and don't come out to make trouble. Do you have to wait until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month next year to come out? Don't bother with them, just go."

Zhuang Fan listened, smiled slightly, and was about to agree, but Wu Wang's eyes lit up when he heard the master say rhinoceros just now. Seeing that the master wanted to agree, he hurriedly tugged on his sleeve, Zhuang Fan turned around and asked: "Huh? What's the matter, darling?"

Wu Wang was a little embarrassed, but still eagerly whispered: "Master, rhino! Rhino horn!"

Zhuang Fan was confused, nodded and said, "Well, rhinos have rhino horns, darling, haven't you seen them?"

Seeing that Master had forgotten, Wu Wang was almost dying of anxiety, his face flushed from holding back, and he said, "Master, you said you wanted to get me a better horn, did you forget? That year at the Guanyin Temple!? Cupping?"

As soon as Xiao Bailong reminded him, Zhuang Fan remembered the old case, slapped his forehead, and said, "Hey, Master really forgot!"

Wu Wang flattened his mouth when he heard this, tears were streaming from his big eyes.

Guanyin asked curiously: "What's the matter? What's the matter?" He stretched out his hand across Zhuang Fan, hugged the little fat man, sat on his lap, saw Wu Wang's little gown retracted again, revealing his white and fat belly. Resisting it, I reached out and poked it, it was soft and elastic, super cute.

Wu Wang was the most ticklish, he giggled and trembled with laughter, his eyes narrowed, tears came out of his laughter.

Avalokitesvara stopped teasing him, and tugged at Wu Wang's clothes, tweeted at him, and said, "Little crying bag!"

Wu Wang finished laughing, and said angrily: "Master promised me that year, get me some good horns, but I forgot."

Zhuang Fan had no choice but to defend himself, saying: "Didn't the master say to go to the heavenly court to find it for you? What's so good about the goblins on this earth? Even if it's a rhinoceros, I'm afraid it doesn't have any good horns. When you go to the heavenly court, the master will designate it for you. ,OK?"

Wu Wang flattened his mouth and said, "Okay then..."

Guanyin didn't know the cause and effect here, and wondered: "What's so good about this horn, Wu Wang doesn't have the horn himself?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers and tapped Wu Wang's forehead.

Avalokitesvara's fingers were cold, and it was very comfortable to touch on his head. Wu Wangji shivered and felt his forehead itch. Two small dragon horns, one on the left and one on the right, accompanied by a burst of mist, popped out all of a sudden. .

After a while of clouds and mist cleared, three white and fat little guys were sitting upright in Bodhisattva's arms, with two short, chubby dragon horns on their foreheads.

Guanyin and Zhuang Fan were stunned, it was the first time they saw Wuwang like this.

Wu Wang was also a little dumbfounded. He never knew that the human body could grow dragon horns. The little fat man rolled his eyes upwards, stretched out his little fat hand, reached for the horn of his forehead, and stroked it carefully. He even scratched it, turned his head nervously and asked Master: "Is it pretty? Is it weird?"

Super cute!

Zhuang Fan couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, and nodded repeatedly: "It's super cute! It's so beautiful!"

Wu Wang looked at Guanyin again, and asked in a low voice, "Master, how beautiful?"

Avalokitesvara smiled and kissed him, and said, "I can't be more beautiful! It's more beautiful than any corner! Wu Wang is the most beautiful little dragon in the world!"

Wu Wang's face was flushed with shame, he jumped to the ground, touched his horns with both hands, and said happily: "Master, I'll show my senior brother and them!"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said with a smile: "Go, go!"

The little fat man didn't wear shoes, and ran back with bare feet, happily forgetting everything.

Zhuang Fan and Guanyin both twisted and lay on the back of the sofa, watching the cheerful little figure quickly disappear at the door, they couldn't help but looked at each other and laughed.

The two sat back, Zhuang Fan touched the rhubarb and said, "How did you do it? Wuwang turned into a human body before, and he didn't even have horns."

Guanyin poked his forehead twice with his fingers, and said, "That's it."

Zhuang Fan only felt that he had been shocked twice, he couldn't help shaking, he quickly grabbed Guanyin's hand, and said, "Why does it feel like being shocked?"

Avalokitesvara said: "It's almost the same meaning."

The two exchanged their experience on this little spell, and Guanyin said strangely: "This book is useless, what do you want to do after learning it?"

Zhuang Fan squinted his eyes and smiled slightly, and said: "How can it be useless, you see, you just made Wu Wang so happy, he doesn't follow us anymore."

Avalokitesvara was overjoyed, and said angrily, "You're dead!"

He asked again: "What do you master and apprentice want rhino horns for? To make medicine?"

Zhuang Fan couldn't stop laughing when he heard this, and hurriedly told about the cupping at the Guanyin Temple that winter, and said: "I promise Wu Wang that when I go to the Heavenly Court, I will give it to anyone who has a good horn." If you want to come, I really forgot about it, fortunately I mentioned it today, otherwise Wuwang would be very sad in the future."

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "I won't say anything else, the only thing is, if you are in the truth, how can you ask others for it?"

Zhuang Fan chuckled and said: "That's not easy, just point out and say that this thing is destined for me, let's see who dares not give it to me."

Guanyin was angry and happy, stretched out his hand to pinch him and said: "Every day, I will die!"

The two hugged the cub and talked nonsense again. In the room, the brothers and sisters got together and muttered again.

Wu Wang held his own horn and ran back to the bedroom, calling joyfully in a low voice, "Elder brother! Elder brother!"

The three of Wukong cried a while ago, and were moaning and moaning in the quilt. Seeing that Wuwang came back cheerfully, they couldn't help being shocked. They lifted the quilt together, sat up, looked at him and said, "What's the matter?" It's gone! Is it all right!"

Bajie's little chubby pig is particularly short and chubby, sandwiched between the elder brother and the younger brother, causing the quilt to stagger.

Wu Wang heard this, and he came to his senses all of a sudden, drooping his hands covering the horns of the two little dragons, climbed onto the bed dejectedly, threw himself into Wu Kong's arms, and hummed softly: "Brother, something is wrong! I see Seeing Master just now," he sat up straight, stretched out his arm and put it around Wukong's other shoulder, and continued: "In this way, embrace the Bodhisattva!"

Wu You immediately jumped up on the bed, jumped up and down and said angrily: "What did I say! What did I say! You don't believe me!"

However, he immediately realized that he knelt under the quilt suddenly, took Wu Wang's arm, and said strangely: "Second Senior Brother, did you say the opposite? You shouldn't be like a Bodhisattva." He stretched out his hand to embrace Ba Jie, and said: "Holding Daddy like this? How could Daddy go to hug the Bodhisattva?"

Wu Wang pursed his lips and said, "Why, I am on the right side of the master, and the Bodhisattva is on the left side of the master. I can still see clearly who is stretching his arm."

Wuyou was dumbfounded after hearing this, it was more unbearable than Bodhisattva liking his father, the other two were also very shocked, they sighed and lay down on the quilt together, not wanting to talk.

Wu Wang was carried by Wukong and fell into the arms of the elder brother. After thinking for a while, he couldn't hold back. He leaned into Wukong's ear and whispered: "Eldest brother, I have grown horns!"

The monkey closed his eyes and said weakly: "Fool, you are a dragon, you already have horns!"

Wu Wang groaned on Wu Kong's body, shook him violently, and said, "No, senior brother, open your eyes and look at me!"

The monkey straightened its neck, raised its face and opened its eyes to have a look, drink, what a cute little chubby baby dragon!

Two small dragon horns are divided into five or six branches, each of which is short, thick and fat, small and very cute.

Wukong couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand to touch it, and said, "Why do you have horns? But it's still pretty."

Wu Wang saw that the elder brother also praised the beauty, so he became happy again, and said with a smile: "It was the Bodhisattva who touched it for me just now!"

Wu You heard this, turned over angrily, sat on the back of his second senior brother, and said, "Second senior brother! You are a traitor! Tell me, have you been bought by a Bodhisattva!"

Wu Wang was caught off guard, almost dying of being crushed by the junior brother, rolled his eyes, tied his hands like a little turtle, and said, "Brother, help!"

Wukong hugged Wuyou down, told him to lie on his other side, patted him and said, "Don't bully your second senior brother, our senior brothers don't have infighting."

Bajie groaned and ran over, stepped on Wuwang's back, climbed up to the chest of the elder brother, patted Wukong with the chubby hoof, and said: "Eldest brother, let me see, the matter of master and Bodhisattva really did not run away. , they must be happy with each other, what shall we do in the future?"

Wukong sighed and said, "Maybe, maybe it's just like us, it's the friendship between brothers and sisters?"

Wuyou snorted and said: "Ghosts believe it!"

After all, Wukong was older, so he could only calmly comfort his junior brother and said, "Wu You, Mo Qi, think about it, if Master is sincere and he feels happy, we can still jump out, say we don't want to, and tell Master to break up with the Bodhisattva." Is it?"

As soon as Wukong said this, the whole room became quiet, everyone didn't speak for a long time, only the small snoring of Yuan Sheng'er's family could be heard.

After a long while, Wu Wang groaned and said: "Brother, you just didn't see that the master was standing outside the house, calling the name of the Bodhisattva. Although he has a big beard, I can also feel the smile on the face of the master. happiness."

He grabbed the belt on Wukong's clothes, and said slowly: "That kind of laughter and happiness is not at all the same as the smile when Master was with us..."

When Master looked at the brothers and sisters and smiled, his eyes were full of love and tolerance, but at that moment outside the house, Wu Wang felt that Master himself was more like a child, a happy little boy who knew that he was loved...

After a while, Bajie lay on the elder brother's chest, biting his hoof in distress, and said, "Actually, I think the Bodhisattva is pretty good too... Besides, even if Master and the two of them are together, I don't think Master will not want it." We, Master also promised to build me a restaurant..."

Wu You stretched out his chubby feet, nimbly pinched the third senior brother's buttocks, and said angrily, "The third senior brother is also a traitor, you just remember your big restaurant!"

Wu Wang showed off leisurely: "Master also promised that I will go to Heaven to get the rhino horns for me in the future. Originally, I wanted the horns of the three rhino spirits I met in two days, but Master despises that is not good. !"

These two people were going to piss Wuyou young boy to death, but Wukong was alert, turned his head to look at Wuwang, and said, "Huh? What rhinoceros spirit?"

Wu Wang broke his fingers and said: "As the Bodhisattva said when he was chatting with the master, the Bodhisattva has the final say. He said that we will probably meet each other in two days. In the northeast of Jinping Mansion, there is a Xuanying Cave on Qinglong Mountain. There are three rhino spirits, they are called Dawang, and they are said to be more than a thousand years old."

Wukong snorted, and said again: "Master, what else did they say?"

Wu Wang scratched his little horn, feeling a little itchy, and said: "Master asked if it was necessary to call the door, because the rhinoceros only goes out on the fifteenth day of the first month every year, and goes to Jinping's mansion to pretend to be a Buddha to cheat sesame oil. Master is afraid that it will be summer. They don't go out. The Bodhisattva said no, we masters and apprentices specialize in learning scriptures, and we are not collecting demons for the Jade Emperor, so if the rhinoceros spirit doesn't come to attack, let us just leave."

Wukong nodded and said: "That's the reason. We don't have to wait until next year just to catch the three goblins. If we hurry up, we'll arrive at Lingshan before winter."

As soon as these words came out, the children all fell silent again.

After a while, Bajie got up with a grunt, jumped out of the bed, walked out, and said, "It's getting late, I'm going to help Master cook! I have to be a cook for Master in the future!"

The little chubby pig jumped up nimbly, pulled the doorknob, opened the door, and got out in a flash.

Wu Wang lay lazily, not in a hurry, and said, "I'm still carrying Master!"

Wuyou was in a hurry, threw himself into the arms of the elder brother, and cried: "Eldest brother, you won't say that you want to be a bodyguard for daddy?"

Wukong shook his head, his face was squeezed by his younger brother's hands, and he muttered: "Master is so good at fighting now, I don't need the bodyguard anymore, but I can be the housekeeper for Master."

Wuyou burst into tears, lying on Wukong's chest, and said, "Then what am I doing, I don't know anything..."

Wukong was frightened to death, and quickly coaxed: "Don't cry, don't cry, you are a father's son, what are you doing, you will be the young master of the family from now on! My ancestors, don't cry, wait for the lions in the litter to come back!" , woke you up!"

Wuyou heard this, and said with a sob: "Really? But I'm just a father's godson..."

Wukong didn't dare to refute, he nodded repeatedly and said: "Of course, of course, you think about it, master and Bodhisattva are together, where are the descendants, from now on you will be master's son, and your baby will be master's grandson when you are born! Can't run away, no Incorrect!"

Only then did Wuyou smile through his tears, and said, "Then when the baby is born, it will be named after Daddy!"

Wukong quickly nodded, and said: "Yes, yes, when the time comes, I will ask Master to come up with a name! The name given by Master will be his own grandson!"

Wu You wiped her tears and snot on the senior brother's clothes, stood up with a grunt, and said, "I'll go now and ask Daddy to name the baby!"

Wukong lay weakly on the bed, waved his hand at Wuyou, and said, "Go, go..." Little bastard, use his clothes as a handkerchief...

When Bajie wandered out, Zhuang Fan and Guanyin were staring at the little lion sleeping and blowing bubbles at the same time. They didn't notice the little fat pig running over. Bajie stood on the edge of the sofa and immediately When he got up, the two chubby hooves were on the sofa, looking at him with his head poking around.

Guanyin saw Bajie first, and when he saw him like this, he immediately smiled crookedly, picked up the little fat pig, hugged him up, and said: "Where did the little fat pig come from, it's pink and tender, it tastes delicious just looking at it , shall we roast suckling pig tonight?"

Bajie was so frightened that tears came out, and he forgot that he could speak. After chirping twice, he remembered to shout: "Bodhisattva, forgive me! I am Wu Neng!"

Avalokitesvara told this little idiot to laugh so hard, Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "My apprentices, do you want to tease each other?"

Guanyin said with a smile all over his face: "That's a good idea, and Nezha hasn't come out yet, so I'll have a laugh later!"

Bajie let out a sigh of relief, and said to his heart, junior brother, you can ask for blessings, the senior brother is really too busy to take care of himself.

Zhuang Fan carried Ba Jie over, touched his belly, and said, "But are you hungry?"

Bajie blinked Xiaodouzi's eyes, shook his head, and said, "Master, it's getting late, we should get ready, shall I cook for you?"

Zhuang Fan looked out the window, sure enough, the sun was going to set, he couldn't help laughing: "Today's time flies so fast, Master almost forgot to cook, thanks to Pangpang for reminding me."

Guanyin stretched out his arm, pinched Zhuang Fan secretly on the back, annoyed him for talking nonsense in front of his disciples, Zhuang Fan turned his head and smiled at him, and said: "You guard the rhubarb, I cook, you wait for me, okay? ?”

Guanyin nodded and said, "I want to see you cook."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "What's so interesting about cooking, it's all oily fumes."

That being said, after all, he led Guanyin to the kitchen, and only asked Bajie to guard the rhubarb, and told Xiaopang to stay and wake everyone up later.

Ba Xiaodai, the "little cook" who was ruthlessly abandoned by the master, sat on the sofa in a daze, watching the master and the Bodhisattva go to the kitchen one after the other, feeling like crying without tears.

When Wuyou came out, he saw only his third senior brother and the little lion Xiao Qi on the sofa in the living room. Wuyou said anxiously, "Third senior brother! Where is Daddy! Where is the Bodhisattva!"

Bajie drooped his fat head dejectedly, and hummed, "In the kitchen! Are you cooking?"

Wu You was stunned, and said, "Bodhisattvas can also cook?"

Bajie snorted, "The Bodhisattva said he had never seen Master cook, so Master took him there."

Wuyou rolled his eyes and said, "Hmph!"

He didn't go to his father to name his grandson anymore, he went back to the bedroom angrily, lay on the bed, covered the quilt, and went to sleep!

Wukong and Wuwang saw the little senior brother running out excitedly, and then came back angrily, and Monk Zhang Er couldn't help but ask him, "Wuyou, what's the matter?"

Wuyou was covered in the quilt, and said in a muffled voice: "Brother, tell Dad later that I won't eat dinner!" He was so full of anger!

Wukong and Wuwang looked at each other, knowing that the little fat man was getting awkward again, they all rushed forward, one lifted the quilt, the other arrested the person, Wukong grabbed Wuyou's two little fat legs, and put him on the back of his neck lost.

When the junior brother sat down firmly, the monkey turned over and jumped out of the bed, Wu Wang opened the door beside him, and the three brothers rushed out.

Wukong ran and shouted: "Master, Wuyou is hungry! He said he wants to eat three big bowls tonight!"

In the kitchen, Zhuang Fan's voice full of laughter came from afar, saying: "Okay! Daddy filled Wuyou with three big bowls, all of which are Wuyou's favorite dishes!"

On Wukong's shoulder, Wuyou rolled a big white eye, but the corners of his mouth curled up quietly...