Tang Seng is a cook

The summer sun is sunny and warm, coming in through the big glass windows, and the living room is very cool and comfortable, not hot at all. Zhuang Fan and Guanyin are huddled on the sofa, you lean on me, I lean on you, hand in hand Talk quietly together.

The two talked for a while, Guanyin suddenly remembered something, raised his head, and asked curiously: "You just said that you came to Yuhua County last night?"

Zhuang Fan clasped ten fingers with Avalokitesvara, and was studying Avalokitesvara's pink and plump nails. Hearing this, he sighed without raising his head: "Oh, yes, this morning, early in the morning, I was in a hurry to buy good things, and ran away. Out!"

Guanyin chuckled, and said: "Why are you so good, you actually use the word "escape". Is it possible, who dares to arrest you? But there is no money for shopping in the city?"

Zhuang Fan said with a sad face: "Oh, it's strange to say that the three sons of King Yuhua first went to the place where we live to make trouble, I asked Wukong to send them back. Then they came again, and they were begging for nothing. I had no choice but to ask Wukong to send them back. When Wukong came back, he said that he had overheard the father and son's conversation, that he didn't give up, and would pester them again. I thought, we can afford to hide if we can't be provoked. Let's go. I wanted to leave last night, but I didn't buy any vegetables and fruits, so I had to wait for the market to open this morning. After buying vegetables, I ran away in mid-air."

After hearing this, Guanyin said strangely: "Why do you want to worship you as a teacher? Shouldn't you worship Wukong?"

Zhuang Fan said: "I'm also surprised. At that time, I only said that Wukong's origins were extraordinary. When it comes to myself, I'm just a mortal. I don't know which strings are wrong in the heads of the four people, Prince Yuhua and his son!"

Avalokitesvara puffed again, and said: "Just accept it, why are you running away? I, a disciple of the Shi family, started to pay attention to the service and support of noble children. This Yuhua County is very rich. You took three of them to do it." Disciple, there is no need for me to send you gold or silver!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "How can it be, I'm counting on you to support me! I don't dare to collect or spend other people's money indiscriminately!"

Avalokitesvara pinched him and said, "I'll talk poorly again!"

Zhuang Fan let him pinch him, and asked curiously: "I heard what Wukong said, the father and son of King Yuhua are quite ambitious. Last time, Wukong and the others not only took in the three brothers, but also performed magical powers to make them reborn. , and made weapons, and passed on martial arts, and later, did they make trouble?"

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled, and said: "You guessed it, but later on, the Yuhua King and his son had their own talents, and when they added their extraordinary martial arts skills and money, they really rebelled."

Zhuang Fan groaned, sighed, and was in a daze.

Guanyin said: "What's the matter? Don't ask them if they succeeded? How many years have you fought?"

Zhuang Fan smiled wryly and said: "What's the use of asking, whether it succeeds or not, the people will always be the ones who suffer. This time we have a few masters and apprentices, and we didn't teach the three brothers any skills. I don't know if the people here can escape. This military disaster."

After hearing this, Guanyin was silent for a while, and said: "If their evil intentions are not dead, and the king of Tianzhu has no successors, and they don't want to make progress, they will not be able to suppress the father and son sooner or later..."

Zhuang Fan smiled sarcastically, and said: "It's also..." Then he threw away his hands, ignored the matter, stretched out his arms to embrace Guanyin, and asked him to lean in his arms, and the two basked lazily in the sun in a daze .

The room was quiet and silent, and after a while, only the bedroom was heard, someone scratching the door, Guanyin was startled, sat up straight quickly, and looked back.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly comforted him and said, "Maybe some little lion has woken up, you sit down, I'll go and have a look."

Get up at the door of the bedroom, open the door carefully, and sure enough, there is a little yellow-haired lion sitting on the ground, stretching out a small paw to open the door, looking up and seeing Zhuang Fan, immediately wagging its tail and rushing at him!

Zhuang Fan picked up the heavy little hairball, and looked inside the room. He saw that the big beds in the bedroom were full of sleep, and all of them were snoring loudly. Yuan Sheng'er turned into a real body at this time, with nine heads. A half-sized bed was made, and two lion cubs were pressed on the body, sleeping soundly.

Zhuang Fan tiptoedly closed the door, and went back to the sofa with the lion cub Rhubarb in his arms.

When Guanyin saw Rhubarb, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stretched out his hands to hug him, his eyes narrowed with laughter, and said, "It's so cute!"

Zhuang Fan handed the rhubarb to him and said with a smile, "I can't raise this for you."

Avalokitesvara put the little lion on her lap, with her feet facing the sky, holding its two big chubby paws, playing "Jiu Jiu Fei~" with it, and said, "Why don't you give this to me?"

While heating the milk, Zhuang Fan said: "Rhubarb is the youngest and weak in appearance, so he doesn't get along well with those ones and is always bullied. Yuan Sheng'er discussed with me and asked me to take him for a while. Send it to you."

Guanyin pouted and said, "Okay..."

Zhuang Fan coaxed him: "Those few are said to be bigger than it, but in fact they are not much bigger. Some of them are still divine beasts, oh, one of them is still Bai Ze!"

Guanyin smiled and said, "I know! I will take good care of them, and I won't dislike them!"

Zhuang Fan put the pacifier in place, handed it over, and said, "Do you want to try it?"

The little lion had a long sleep and was already hungry. Seeing the baby bottle at this time, he was struggling and remembered. Guanyin felt that the little thing was soft and was afraid of hurting it. .

Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "I'll come, just watch."

He stretched out his hand to hug the little lion, and told it to lie on his arm, holding the feeding bottle upside down in the other hand, and flashed it in front of the little lion. Cheerful, she stretched out her little paws and held the bottle tightly.

Avalokitesvara smiled and said, "It's delicious!"

Zhuang Fan said: "There is no lion's milk, so I just feed it milk, I don't know if it will work."

Guanyin said: "Among the elixirs I gave you last time, there is the Guben Peiyuan Pill for the little beast. You give it a pill every day."

Zhuang Fan nodded, and said: "Well, Wukong has been found." He raised his arm and motioned: "It's in the storage bag on my waist, look for it."

Avalokitesvara is on his left, and the storage bag is hanging on the right. Avalokitesvara is not wearing shoes, so she has to stretch her arms and lean towards it.

At this moment, when the bedroom door opened, Wu You rubbed his eyes and came out, moaning, "Daddy, I'm thirsty..."

With the sofa facing away from the bedroom door, Zhuang Fan was bowing his head and concentrating on breastfeeding the cub, without turning his head, he said: "There's some cold water on the coffee table, come and drink!"

Unexpectedly, there was only a bang of the bedroom door, Zhuang Fan was startled, and when he turned his head, the bedroom door was closed tightly, and there was no one at the door.

Zhuang Fan was very surprised, turned around and asked Guanyin, "What's wrong?"

Guanyin blushed, pinched Zhuang Fan's waist, snorted, hugged the cub, took the bottle, and fed the cub herself, angrily said: "Get the medicine yourself!"

Only then did Zhuang Fan suddenly realize that maybe just now Guanyin came over to get the medicine and asked Wuyou to look straight, so he misunderstood him, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Don't be angry, you have to let them know in the future, it's okay to know now. " After saying that, he pouted on Guanyin's face, and said, "Come on, let me sit down and see what happens!"

It happened that Rhubarb drank the whole bottle of milk, Guanyin pulled out the pacifier with a "boo", threw the bottle into Zhuang Fan's arms, slapped him, and said angrily, "You're going to die!"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "You found this son for me!"

Guanyin snorted at him, turned her head and ignored him.

Zhuang Fan said: "Eat rhubarb when you're full, and don't go to the toilet when you wake up. Be careful that it urinates all over you. Take him out for a while, and I'll bring water to Wuyou."

Guanyin was so ashamed that she said, "How about you bring those few out, and I'll just take them and leave."

Zhuang Fan hadn't seen him for a long time, so he was not willing to tell him to go, he said: "No hurry, I told the children to leave at night, you stay, have dinner together, and meet Yuan Sheng'er, so that he won't be late Don't worry, besides, you haven't seen him for some days, right?"

Guanyin thumped Zhuang Fan a few times, and said: "You have many reasons, but you really have no good intentions."

Zhuang Fan hurriedly coaxed: "Be careful, your hand hurts, I have rough skin and thick flesh now, if you want to vent your anger, just pinch me."

Guanyin chuckled and said, "Take a pair of shoes for me to wear!"

Zhuang Fan really bought shoes for Guanyin, and said that they were not shoes, but a pair of wooden clogs, both in color and appearance, and he was stepping on them in summer. He took them out to show Guanyin, and Guanyin glared at him, saying: " How do you wear this out!"

Zhuang Fan said: "Just put it on at the door of the house. It's much better than being stuffy with boots. Those are not breathable."

Avalokitesvara had no choice but to take it and put it on, stood up and stepped on it, Zhuang Fan asked, "Is it comfortable to wear?"

Guanyin laughed and said: "There is nothing wrong with what you bought." Pulling Zhuang Fan's finger, he took the little lion out.

Zhuang Fan stood in the house and watched Guanyin taking rhubarb for a walk on the grass at the door. A sense of satisfaction suddenly surged in his heart. He thought, it would be great if his parents were here, even if he didn’t go to Lingshan, he and Guanyin , there are a few apprentices, living here in seclusion, there is nothing wrong...

It's just a fantasy after all, Zhuang Fan sighed, picked up the kettle and glass, and went back to the bedroom.

As soon as the door opened, a little light was revealed, and the chirping sound inside stopped immediately. Zhuang Fan closed the door and said, "Who wants to drink water?"

Suddenly there was a loud snoring sound in the bedroom, it was fake, Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "Sleeping so soundly, I won't ask you to eat tonight!"

In the dark room, Bajie's anxious voice suddenly sounded: "Master, I'm hungry! I want to eat dinner..."

The monkey patted Bajie and Wuyou, and whispered: "Master, I'm thirsty, I want to drink water!"

Zhuang Fan walked over slowly, put the kettle and quilt on the bedside table, and said, "Drink."

The three-headed fat man Wu Wang stood up on the bed, stretched his arms and threw himself into Zhuang Fan's arms. Zhuang Fan quickly caught the heavy little fat boy, chirped him, and said, "Aren't you sleepy? Are you still asleep?"

Wu Wang put his arms around Master's neck, shook his head, blinked his eyes, and looked at him without blinking. Zhuang Fan pulled his little gown to cover his fat belly and navel, and said, "Then go out to play with Master?"

Wu Wang narrowed his big eyes with a smile, nodded, and didn't speak. He leaned his hot little head against Zhuang Fan's neck, turned around and waved to the elder brother who was covering Wu You and Ba Jie's mouths. I was carried out by the master!

The bedroom door was closed again, Wukong let go of the two juniors, Bajie complained: "Brother, you can just cover your mouth, why pinch my nose, I can't breathe!"

Wuyou said anxiously: "Eldest senior brother! The second senior brother has gone out with the master! The Bodhisattva is still outside!"

Wukong raised his forehead and said: "What are you shouting about, wake up Yuan Sheng'er later!"

The two of them quickly shut up and looked at the bed over there. Yuan Sheng'er breathed evenly with his nine heads, and he didn't wake up. He practiced the elixir all night last night, and he was nervous and tired. Now he was in a safe place and slept soundly. As for Zhengxiang, the few lion cubs didn't move at all.

The three brothers shrank back under the quilt, whispered under the quilt, Wu You said: "Brother, why don't you believe me, I really saw the Bodhisattva kissing Daddy! Just kiss him on the face!"

Wukong shook his head, and said: "To be honest, if Master's original appearance, you say so, I really believe it! But now, Master, with a bearded face and staring eyes, is so frightening, how can it be the original handsome Yudi?" Guanyin is such a picky person, his apprentice is not good-looking, and he can be buried and re-transformed, how can he fall in love with our master? Alas, anyway, my grandson doesn’t believe it!”

Bajie smacked his lips and said, "Little brother, I don't really believe it either, don't worry, I just ask you, you went out and said you want to drink water, what did the master say? What's your reaction?"

Wu You wrinkled his face, scratched his head, thought about it for a while, and said: "After I finished speaking, when I opened my eyes, I saw Guanyin kissing Daddy. I was so frightened that I ran back. Daddy seemed to have spoken. It seems to be, tell me to drink water?"

Bajie said: "Ah! If they are really intimate, how can Master be so calm?"

Wukong said: "Well, I also think that although Master is full of beards covering his face, he usually can't see the expression, but in fact he has a thin skin!"

He added: "And have you noticed that Rhubarb is not in the room."

Bajie didn't react for a while, and asked in a daze, "Who?"

Wuyou hurriedly said: "Oh, it's Yuan Sheng'er's Xiao Qi!"

Only then did Bajie come to his senses, oh oh twice, and asked strangely: "Brother, what's wrong with the rhubarb not here?"

Wukong said: "If you say you are stupid, you don't even need to use your brains. The rhubarb is outside, can master not look at it? Guanyin and master are together, maybe they are playing with rhubarb!"

Bajie said: "That's right! Senior brother, what you said is right!"

Seeing that no one believed his words, Wuyou hugged the pillow dejectedly, rolled on the bed in a ball, and said, "Anyway, Guanyin has bad intentions for daddy! If you don't believe me, forget it! I'll put daddy in prison! I won't tell daddy to change Become a Guanyin family!"

After hearing this, Wukong flicked his brains and said with a smile: "Little heartless, if you can come to Master, Master Guanyin sent you here! Besides, what if Master is willing, what should you do? You Can you still make decisions for Master?"

Wu You was stunned for a while, then bit the pillow with a groan, got up and jumped out of bed, wanting to escape.

Wukong quickly hugged him, carried him back to the bed, and said: "What's the hurry, didn't your second senior brother go with the master, your second senior brother is careful, and will look after the master. It's not like you, you are stupid, you shouldn't move just now You were so frightened that you slammed the door and ran back. Just leave this matter alone, so as not to make Master angry and sad, be obedient!"

Wuyou huddled in the elder brother's arms, suddenly sobbed, and cried: "Eldest brother, Daddy belongs to us, I don't want to be separated from Daddy!"

Bajie made the junior brother cry bitterly, turned into a little fat pig, squeezed and squeezed into the arms of the senior brother, moaning and chirping: "Brother, I don't want to be separated from the master..."

Wukong wondered why he was crying, and wanted to coax the two juniors, but felt his throat was congested and he couldn't speak. He rubbed his eyes, only to find that his face was full of tears.

The three brothers in the room cried miserably, outside, Zhuang Fan hugged Wu Wang and went out to find Guanyin and the little lion.

At this time in the middle of the afternoon, it was the hottest time of the day, but the dense vegetation and green shade of Zhujie Mountain was still cool. Guanyin took the little yellow lion, Rhubarb, and walked away a little without knowing it. Far.

When Zhuang Fan came out of the wooden house, he saw Guanyin wearing white clothes and walking in the forest with rhubarb from a distance, so he let go of his voice and called out: "Don't worry~"

Guanyin heard it, and when she looked back, she saw Zhuang Fan wearing a blue monk robe, holding a fat baby, standing in front of the natural wooden house, waving to him from a distance, her face turned red, she glared at him, squatted down, Smilingly, he called the little lion and said, "Dahuang, let's go, we're back, your grandpa Zeng is looking for you!"

The allusion of Grandpa Zeng was told to him by Zhuang Fangang.

Rhubarb tilted his head to look at Guanyin, didn't understand, thought Guanyin was playing with it, so he pounced on him.

Guanyin quickly stretched out her hand, supported its forehead and said, "I don't want to hug you, you were peeing just now! You are a dirty baby!"

Rhubarb was a little sleepy again, opened his mouth, yawned with a whimper, his big eyes were watery, he tilted his head to look at Guanyin, and stretched out his paw to touch his hand.

Super cute!

Guanyin rubbed Rhubarb's two hairy ears and said, "I lost to you!" Bending down to pick up the little guy, he walked back slowly.

Wu Wang put his arms around Master's neck, his eyes were squinted by the sun, and he called softly, "Master..."

Zhuang Fan looked back sideways, and responded in a low voice: "Huh? What's the matter, darling? Are you a little sunburned?"

While talking, he took out a big straw hat and put it on the little fat man's bare forehead.

Wu Wang pursed his lips and said, "Master, I won't expose it."

Zhuang Fan said: "Be careful if you get too much sun, your forehead will get oily, and you won't grow your hair in the future!"

Wu Wang was so shocked that he said "scared!", seeing his master trembling with suppressed laughter, he said angrily, "Master is lying again!"

Zhuang Fan tweeted at his chubby face, and said, "Be careful of tanning, do you remember how miserable Master was last summer?"

Wu Wang also remembered that Zhuang Fan posted the Tai Chi picture last year, and couldn't help giggling.

Just at this time, Guanyin slowly came back with the little lion in his arms. Seeing the master and apprentice smiling happily, he couldn't help laughing and said, "What's the good thing?"

Wu Wang hurriedly raised the brim of the big straw hat, and said shyly, "Disciple has seen a Bodhisattva!"

Guanyin hadn't seen Wuwang's three-headed figure before, but when he saw him being chubby and cute, his eyes lit up, and he handed the rhubarb to Zhuang Fan, and hugged Wuwang himself, shaking him, saying: " It's Wu Wang, I looked at it from a distance just now, and thought it was that little Nezha."

Wu Wang was very embarrassed, blushed, and kept silent while stirring his hands.

Avalokitesvara teased him and said, "No wonder Mu Zha went back one time and told your aunt that among the disciples of the holy monk, he thought you were the cutest. How about it? Do you want to go back to Nanhai for me? Just ask your master to take you Give it to me, be my apprentice?"

Wu Wang immediately became anxious, and stammered, "No, no, no! I still have to carry my master to Lingshan!"

Guanyin smiled and said: "Then when you come back from Lingshan, you will belong to me?"

Wu Wang choked, turned his head to look at the master, there were tears in his big round eyes, his mouth was clenched tightly, and his little face lost all color. Seeing that the child was frightened, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "My disciple Well, no one will give it!"

Then he said to Avalokitesvara: "Don't tease him, Wu Wang will take it seriously."

Guanyin quickly apologized and kissed Wu Wang, saying: "Be good, be good, don't be afraid, Master will not rob you from your master!"

Wu Wang sobbed, and reached out to hug Zhuang Fan, but Zhuang Fan had no choice but to take it, one in each hand, and walked into the house with Guanyin, Wu Wang put his arms around Zhuang Fan's neck, sobbing authentically: "Master, no Don't want me."

Zhuang Fan coaxed him, saying: "Bodhisattva is teasing you, you will always be Master's little baby!"

Wu Wang asked, "Really?"

Zhuang Fan said: "How about Master hooking you up?"

So the master and the apprentice huddled on the sofa and pulled the hook again. Wu Wang was satisfied, and shyly hid behind Zhuang Fan, hugged the master's arm, and smiled at Guanyin.

Guanyin felt that the relationship between him and Zhuang Fan was a bit bumpy...

On Zhuang Fan's lap is a little lion that has started to sleep soundly again. On the left is Guanyin, and on the right is his apprentice. He just feels that there is only a TV in front of him, so he can work together and feel a little happy.

A man's carelessness can be seen at a glance...

Guanyin quietly stretched his arms into Zhuang Fan's arms, hugged him, and slowly leaned his head over. Zhuang Fan noticed it, turned to look at him, smiled at him, raised his arms very generously, and embraced Guanyin again. in my arms.

Guanyin blushed, and wanted to sit up straight, but Zhuang Fan held his left shoulder, unable to move, so he had no choice but to withdraw his feet and put them on the sofa, leaning towards him.

Quite a posture of breaking a jar.

Wu Wang was dumbfounded, and said in his heart, isn't it, you guys, are you really?