Tang Seng is a cook

Seeing that the monkey was about to get angry again, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said, "Master is so clothed that he can't even move his arms and legs, how can he fight with people, no, no, no!"

Feeling guilty for a while, I used triple negation.

Seeing that the monkey was still full of doubts, Zhuang Fan said: "Look at Master's clothes, they are neat and clean. You can't be so neat after a fight, right?"

The monkey scratched its ears and asked, "Then how did the master scare the goblin away?"

Zhuang Fan quickly demonstrated again, released a burst of more violent pressure, and then innocently said to his apprentice: "Look, that's it, do you feel it?"

The four little ones were caught off guard and shivered in fright. Wuyou, who was so sleepy, opened his eyes, hugged the elder brother's legs, blinked his eyes, looked left and right, saw that everyone was there, closed his eyes and fell asleep again up.

Bajie touched the goose bumps on his arm, and said, "Master, you are so scary, I want to run away!"

Wu Wang also said: "I'm so scared that my heart is numb!"

Zhuang Fan quickly patted the heads one by one, saying a few words that stroking the hair would not scare him, coaxed his disciples, and sent them all to take a bath. He went to the pavilion by himself to get some food.

Pansi Ridge, three miles away, in front of the former Pansi Cave, sneaked back in the morning, intending to see if the scary fairy had gone, but who knew that the home was gone, and the seven spider spirits who were confused and angry, At this moment, Mu stood there dumbfounded, unable to move.

The coercion just now made people panic even more than last night, as if his neck would be broken and thrown into the valley the next moment, he couldn't run away, so he could only stand where he was and let others slaughter him.

After a while, seeing that no one came to take their little lives, the seventh child in the spider spirit stammered tremblingly: "Eldest sister, let's go!"

The boss panicked and said: "Keep your voice down!" So loud, what should I do if someone overhears me?

The others rolled their eyes, and they wanted to leave too, as long as their legs are good!

The sixth child cried and said: "Sister, the home is gone, where should we go?"

The third child slowed down, touched his chest and said, "Why are you crying! If you lose your home, you can look for it again. Aren't you still alive! Go, go, go, don't stay here for long, don't come back!"

At this time, the eldest sister also realized, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, let's go, let's go to Huanghuaguan first, and stay with brother for two days, and we will talk about it later!"

The seven spider spirits supported each other and fled again, without even looking at a shadow of Tang Seng.

Zhuang Fan didn't know that he scared away the goblin again unintentionally, and was leisurely baking egg pancakes for himself. He was busy in the pavilion, and the four little ones were chattering in the water again, causing trouble. De Caramel Cake also strolled to the edge of the water, poked his head, and knew that the water was not drinkable, so he carefully stretched out a hoof, and stepped on the water to play.

This Zhuogou spring is full of spring water, gurgling and rushing without rest. The bathing pool is wide, more than four or five feet long, more than ten feet long, and the deepest part is four feet long. , turned into a small stream, and went straight to the distance.

The stream is lively, and the caramel cake is eager to try, wanting to go into the water.

In the past half a year, Wuyou has spent the longest time with Caramel Cake. He doesn't seem to care much about this mortal horse, but in fact he always secretly treats it. He is very indulgent. Seeing Caramel Cake, he also wants to play with water. , I swam over and asked Wukong, "Brother, can you ask Caramel Cake to come down and wash it?"

His senior brother has raised horses, so he is most familiar with this.

Wukong nodded at him, and said: "The caramel cake is no better than us. It can't be dried by itself after it gets wet. If you are responsible for drying it afterward, so as not to make him catch a cold, brother promises to send it into the water!"

Wu You patted his chest and said, "No problem, just leave it to me!"

After finishing speaking, he asked Wu Wang and Ba Jie for their opinions: "Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, I'm called Caramel Cake, and I'm also in the water, is that okay?"

Wu Wang and Ba Jie didn't mind, so Wu You went ashore, and without daring to directly lead him into the bathing pool, he dragged the caramel cake to the shallow water downstream.

Someone led the caramel cake, so the caramel cake was not too afraid of the steaming stream, and jumped into the water with all four hooves, having fun. He was less than half the horse's body, and the caramel cake did not show any panic.

Wuyou took out a small brush and bath beans, and washed the caramel cake well. Not only was his body fragrant, but it also shone brightly.

This horse is also spiritual, and knows how to flush by itself. After washing, he doesn't ask Wuyou to follow him. He finds a suitable place, soaks his whole body in the water, only the horse's head is exposed, and snorts lazily, very comfortable.

Zhuang Fan baked the cake and came out with a plate. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but laugh. He thought to himself, I'm afraid when they leave, the spider spirit won't come back, and Seven Fairies won't come here to take a bath again!

What a bathing place for fairies turned out to be a pool for washing horses.

Zhuang Fan walked over, patted the long face of Caramel Cake, and said, "You can't run for too long, you will get dizzy, you know?"

Caramel Cake yelled a few times, meaning that he just came in, and arched his long face again, wanting to rub the egg cake in Zhuang Fan's hand to eat.

Seeing this, Zhuang Fan took out a plate, divided it among several pieces, and hurried away with the rest.

This horse has grown up now, it's a thief, it's super coquettish, if it doesn't leave quickly, there won't be a single piece of cake left.

When Zhuang Fan came to Dachi, he shouted, "I've eaten the pancake!"

The monkeys who were split into two groups to fight the water battle quickly stopped and ran over laughingly, Bajie said: "Master, you are not here, our breakfast is not delicious, we are hungry!"

Wu Wang slapped the little fatty on the back of the head and said, "When Master is done, you are not hungry, even if you just ate, you can still have your mouth free!"

Bajie said: "I don't believe you are not hungry!"

Wukong was smarter, he didn't quarrel with them, he quickly took the cake and ate it, put it in his mouth, it was really sweet and soft, very delicious, the one baked by Bajie in the morning couldn't be bitten, and he couldn't pull it off There is no comparison to the crusty pie.

Wuyou didn't speak, and just ate, stuffing his mouth full.

Wu Wang and Ba Jie were originally bickering, but when they saw that more than half of the cake had gone down in a blink of an eye, they quickly stopped talking and came over to concentrate on eating.

Zhuang Fan squatted by the pool, looked at these snacks, and said with a smile: "Eat slowly, there are more! Wait for Master to make delicious food, eat less of this, and save some stomach."

Bajie was very happy, and said: "Master, are we not in a hurry today?"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said: "The snow has just stopped, and it is still loose. It is not easy to walk. Let the wind blow for a day. Let's see what happens on the road tomorrow, and then we can decide how to walk."

Wukong's mouth was full, and he swallowed in one gulp, "Master, do you want to take out the sledge first and tidy it up?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Alright, take it out and try it tomorrow!"

Wu You had never been on a sledge before, and Wu Wang almost slept through the whole winter last year, and the two said, "Brother, isn't the sledge fun?"

Especially Wu Wang, he was the one who made the first few sledges, but unfortunately he didn't use them.

Wukong nodded and said: "There are a few little ones, we can go out and play for a while later."

Then he asked Zhuang Fan, "Master, is that okay?"

Zhuang Fan didn't object, and said: "Why not, let's go, there is a small hill to the east, and Wu Kong happened to lead them to practice, so as not to really have to use the small sledge to drive the road, and then they are not used to it."

The monkeys cheered, quickly ate the cake, dried themselves, put on their clothes, and went to play. Wu You didn't forget the caramel cake, coaxed the lazy horse out of the pool, and put it on the ground. I stroked it from head to toe, dried it in an instant, pulled it and ran out with a few senior brothers.

Zhuang Fan followed behind and shouted: "I just took a shower, it's hot, are you dressed enough? Be careful of the cold, come back and master will spank your ass!"

A few monkeys ran and shouted crisply: "Master, don't worry!"

On the other hand, Wuyou hurried back and said, "Where is my hat, Daddy?"

In the end, Zhuang Fan was asked to put on a big thick leather hat and tie a scarf, and then let it out after covering it tightly.

Caramel Cake was getting impatient for a long time, and urged Wuyou with a yell, Wuyou said as he ran, "Come on, come on!"

Inadvertently, the soles of his feet slipped, and Zhuang Fan was startled by a thud, before he could help, Wuyou got up by himself, clutching his buttocks and ran away quickly.

Zhuang Fan watched from behind, shaking his head, for the sake of playing, he is not even afraid of pain, these children, really.

After a while, screams came one after another from the small slope over there.

The monkey children, each with a small sledge, are sprinting down from the top of the mountain.

Forgive you for being a fairy, you have absorbed your supernatural powers, and under the power of nature, you can slip and fall, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Ji Ligulu fell down a few times, mastered the balance skills, and the children skated very smoothly. The competition started, which one can reach the foot of the mountain first.

For the first time, laughter came from the small slope that had been silent for thousands of years.

Zhuang Fan folded his hands and watched from a distance for a while, with a smile like an old father on his face. To be honest, he also thought about going to play in the snow for a while, but he was so preoccupied that he couldn't let go.

If it was the original Zhuang Fan, he would have left the arena in person long ago and led the children to have a snowball fight!

Zhuang Fan let out a long sigh, sprayed a white mist in the cold air, stretched his waist, turned back to the small pavilion, and went to make snacks for the children.

In winter, you should eat some meat!

Zhuang Fan took out the sauerkraut he had pickled a while ago, and saw that the small jar of sauerkraut had not been fermented, and had turned into brine cabbage, because the time in the storage beads would not be lost and no living things could be kept.

So salty!

Zhuang Fan was helpless, he couldn't eat this either, after thinking about it, his brain cramped, and he actually dug a hole and buried the jar of salted cabbage with water.

Black history, bury it!

He originally wanted to make a big pot of stewed pork with sauerkraut, but now there is no sauerkraut, so he can only think of other things.

Suddenly remembered that there was still a lot of meat left after rinsing the beef yesterday, Guanyin also said that the beef jerky was delicious, Zhuang Fan thought about it, and built a clay oven by himself.

Anyway, he has real fire now, let's experiment and see if he can make roast beef jerky smoothly!

Anyway, he is probably the first god to cook with Samadhi real fire.

On the hillside, the monkey children had had enough skiing and fell covered in snow. Wukong took out the big sledge again, and the brothers and sisters sat on it, asked Caramel Cake to pull them, and galloped across the vast plain.

However, the snow was thick and soft, and the caramel cake couldn't run at all. The sledge was slow like an old ox pulling a cart. In the end, I forgot my anxiety and stood up and said, "Look at me!"

Ask Wukong to come out with him, turn himself into a white dragon horse, let the senior brother put on the rein and saddle for him, squeeze the caramel cake down, pull the sledge, and step forward with four hooves. The three senior brothers, a cloud of snow and fog rose in a flash, and they ran away without a trace.

Caramel Cake yelled a few times, not angry or annoyed, turned around and trotted, and went back to find Zhuang Fan to eat and drink.

The weather is so cold, and the road is slippery and difficult to walk, so fools run around. When we start tomorrow, how many roads are not enough to walk.

A bunch of idiots.

The idiots ran out in a hurry, without looking back excitedly, Zhuang Fan was concentrating on tinkering with his crude oven, either the temperature was too low for a long time or the raw ones were not cooked, or the temperature was too high and turned into charcoal all at once. Ashamed of being busy with work, he saw Caramel Cake sauntering into the door by himself.

Zhuang Fan stood up, wiped his sweat, and asked, "Why are you alone, they are dead?"

Caramel cake made two healing sounds, and pouted to the east, meaning it ran down.

Zhuang Fan roughly understood the meaning, and said: "Go and play too, I haven't cooked the meal yet, I don't have anything."

Caramel Cake was very disappointed, but fortunately it was not hungry, so after thinking about it, it went back to the stream and lazily took a bath.

Lying down is worse than standing...

When Zhuang Fan spent a lot of meat and finally roasted a pot of delicious jerky, the steaming children who were playing were finally scratching their heads, and each of them slid a sledge and ran back.

Sitting up on the big sledge, it was very interesting to fly like lightning, but these silly children forgot to put charcoal under it, and after running, Wu Wang himself was extremely hot, and the cold wind blew through the three of them.

Although there is a fairy spirit to protect the body, it is not very comfortable after all, so Wukong stopped Wuwang who was running wildly, and the brothers put away the big sledge, took out the small one, leaned on the support, and slid back .

I was so exhausted that my arm was about to fall off.

As soon as Wuyou entered the door, he said, "I regret it, why don't I come back on the hot wheel, it saves effort and is fast, my arm hurts so much, I won't play with it next time."

While saying this, he picked up his sledge carefully, wiped it clean, and put it away.

Brother said, if you don't wipe it dry, this iron thing will rust and will break.

Wukong said with a smile: "It's snowing outside, if you step on the hot wheel, the snow will dry up, and the ground will be exposed, and the brothers are behind, so we can only run back."

It happened that Zhuang Fan brought jerky to the children, and said, "If it's just snow melting, then it's okay, if it's frozen overnight, it will turn into ice tomorrow, and it's more fun to use a sledge."

Bajie gnawed the jerky slowly, and said, "I choose to sit on the big sledge!" He was going to be exhausted, and he didn't want to move anymore.

Wukong said strangely: "Master, I didn't feel very cold when I rode on the sledge last year. Why did I run around this year and feel the cold wind biting my bones?"

Zhuang Fan saw that the caramel cake came back early, and heard that they had gone to play with the big sledge, so he knew that Wu Wang pulled the cart, and knowing these rough pullers, he must not remember to light the charcoal basin, Wu Wang's speed Quick, there is no charcoal basin for heating, so it is not cold.

But Zhuang Fan didn't say anything, and said with a smile: "Maybe it's winter earlier this year? It seems that we can't delay tomorrow, we have to leave soon."

The children ate a mouthful of jerky, and after hearing this, they wailed and pretended to be dead.

Zhuang Fan rubbed the little hairs one by one, ignored them, and went to barbecue again, planning to get a pot of better-looking ones, and send them to Guanyin when they were ready.

He has never eaten his own cooking!

Many years have passed, and I didn't pay much attention to food before, but I don't know what Guanyin's taste is. Do you like spicy food, salty food, or sweet food?

Zhuang Fan was busy here, and the children were having fun by themselves. They came back slowly, rested for a while, regained their energy, ate a full stomach, and ran to play on the small slope again.

The lazy caramel cake was once again taken away by Wuyou.

After a while, Zhuang Fan heard screams on Xiaotupo, got up and took a look, he couldn't help laughing.

I don’t know which naughty boy got the hang of it, and finally knew that snow balls can be beaten into balls, and the four of them were divided into two groups. Wukong led Wuyou, Wuwang and Bajie, separated by a snow-pounded hill, is standing happy.

Zhuang Fan smiled and looked at it for a while, so he forgot the time and burned the beef jerky he had prepared quietly.

When the beef jerky came out of the pot, Zhuang Fan sorted it out according to taste, found a big paper bag, sealed it, took out a paper kite, and blew on it, the paper kite flew up smartly. Tie it firmly behind the kite, and watch it slowly fly up into the sky and disappear into the clouds.

In the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea, Guanyin has "locked himself in the study" for a while, Mu Zha and the others haven't seen Master much since they came back from Lingtai Mountain. A paper kite, whirring and flying into the purple bamboo forest, swaggered and walked in.

Mu Zha was stunned, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, saying, "Which fellow Taoist trespassed in the purple bamboo forest?"

Zhuang Fan attached a ray of divine thought to the paper kite, and the paper kite glanced at Mu Zha, and said slowly, "Mu Zha, I am Master Jin Chan, is your master already?"

Before the golden cicada came down to earth, they always used this paper kite to send messages. Zhuang Fan’s paper kite could also find Guanyin, but at that time there was only Guanyin in the purple bamboo forest, but now his little ones are everywhere. Apprentice, Zhuang Fan is not in the mood to intrude, so he has no choice but to ask.

Go straight to your sweetheart, let the junior see you, you will inevitably feel guilty.

After hearing this, Mu Zha quickly pointed the way: "Master is in the study, just go straight in, master, go straight in!" After all, he was considerate and didn't stop him.

The paper kite didn't talk nonsense, and went straight to the study with the heavy dried meat on its back.

The kite flew away, and the dragon girl sniffed behind her back, and said eagerly: "Master Jin Chan may have made something delicious again, it smells so good, this time I even sent it to Master! I don't know if Master can do it." Give us some..."

Mu Zha said: "Don't say anything else, I am convinced of your nose! It's just that the master has been in a low spirit for a while, maybe there is something wrong, or it's just that there is something wrong with our practice, we still don't make trouble, be honest, if you really want to Eat, at worst, see if there is a chance later, go down for a stroll, and find Master Jin Chan for a meal."

The Dragon Girl patted Mu Zha on the shoulder and said, "Senior brother, you have a lot of crooked ideas!" As she spoke, she gave Mu Zha a thumbs up and slapped Mu Zha staggeringly!

Dahei whispered beside him: "I also want to go to Cengfan!"

Mu Zha said: "It's not that I won't take you, you have to watch the door!"

Tie Fan said: "Brothers and sisters, just go, I'm still at home!"

The Dragon Girl said: "How can I not take you when I go down, and you can still go to see the red boy along the way!"

Iron Fan smiled and said: "Don't rush to see him, I'm afraid seeing him will distract him from studying hard."

Mu Zha said: "I don't know what Uncle Master is thinking. He sent Hong Boy to study. We practitioners can't be officials in the mortal world!"

The dragon girl rolled her eyes and said: "You and I didn't read enough books when we were young? If you don't read, you don't know the characters, and you can't understand the scriptures, how can you practice? If you don't go to a private school, read the classics carefully, even if you practice , ignorant, and half-baked."

Although Ye Xiongjun Dahei, who was squatting next to him, learned some classics from a few goblin friends, he was also an uneducated person. Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, and various schools have learned a lot, and his head is still confused. Hearing the words : "Senior sister, what should I do? Also, what is half-baked?"

Longnu looked at Dahei's black and chirping face, which had nothing to do with Meihexia, she shook her head and sighed, "It doesn't look good at all if you practice like you, even if you are half-baked!"

With a frustrated face, Dahei turned around and asked Zhao Wudao, who was lying in the flower pot beside him, "Xiao Wu, have you ever been to school?"

Xiao Wu immediately cheered up, straightened his trunk, and patted the twig, very airy, he must have been in a private school!

Although he is stupid, his father and mother are patient. In order to let him grow up and have something to eat, they spent a lot of money and sent him to a private school, where he studied with his husband for several years. Although he can't write well, But literacy is absolutely no problem!

Dahei looked at it, and became even more depressed, and said to Mu Zha: "Brother, tell me, should I tell Master that I will also go to the lower world and go to a private school with Honghaier?"

Mu Zha heard this, patted him on the back of the head, and said: "Stupid or not, master is at home, what kind of private school do you go to, besides, there are senior brothers and sisters, can you teach me a lesson? I'll get you a textbook later." , let's start reading from the Book of Songs!"

Longnu shuddered when she heard this, and said: "Brother, let's practice Buddhism, why don't you teach him the six-character mantra first, that's easier."

The Book of Songs?

Are you sure you won't teach a child who is tired of studying?The road is gone!

The brothers and sisters were talking, when Zhuang Fan's paper kite flew out again, he threw down a bag of jerky, and said, "This is for you, take it and eat it!" Zhuang Fan was careful, how could he forget In order to bribe these little ones.

Regardless of the cheers of the group of brats, they spread their wings and returned to the mortal world with a big letter and a small burden on their backs.