Tang Seng is a cook

Seeing that he was so ashamed, Zhuang Fan didn't ask any more questions. The two hugged each other quietly, listening to the rustling of heavy snow falling on the tent, silent and silent.

Guanyin was always worried, after a while, he said: "I always come, what should I do if they see it?"

He stretched out a finger, tucked it in his bosom, pointed at it secretly, his eyes stared at Zhuang Fan for a moment, his face was disturbed, making people feel pity.

Zhuang Fan stroked Guanyin's slippery black hair, and said in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, I corresponded with Hongye Patriarch a while ago, and I wanted to ask him about the filthy smell on my body, and he said that because I It is only after refining the primordial purple qi that the strangeness comes, and," he leaned close to Guanyin's ear, breathed, and said triumphantly, "Because the purple qi is covered, no one in the sky or on the earth can know what is going on around me. .”

The so-called secret must not be leaked, nothing more.

Avalokitesvara's eyes lit up, and she whispered, "Even if you listen carefully, can't you hear me?"

Zhuang Fan rolled his eyes, nodded, and said with a smile: "That's natural, unless someone becomes a saint immediately, otherwise, no matter the sky or the earth, if you are far away, you will not be able to see me or hear me! "

Avalokitesvara was very happy when she heard this, hugged Zhuang Fan's neck, arched in his arms and said: "Why didn't you tell me earlier!"

Zhuang Fan laughed softly and said, "I told you earlier, would you come every night?"

Guanyin glared at him, and said: "You spent a day here, and for a short while in my South China Sea, do you want me to die of exhaustion on the way?"

Zhuang Fan hurried to stop him, and said to the side twice, "Tongyan Wuji Tongyan Wuji!"

He touched Guanyin's cheek distressedly, and said, "I'm sorry for you! When I come, I will run around for me every day."

Guanyin was a little embarrassed, and quickly said: "I'm not very tired!"

Zhuang Fan kissed him lightly on the forehead, took the man into his arms, and sighed.

Guanyin pushed him and said, "I should go, and you have to go back too. Wukong and the others will be worried if you have been out for so long."

Zhuang Fan didn't let go, said: "It's okay, I let the kite go back just now, and told them to come here to find me tomorrow."

He leaned over again and said softly: "Don't leave tonight?" I came here with great difficulty, and after leaving, I can't say when I will come back again.

Guanyin glared at him and said, "Even if they can't see it, they will be suspicious if I stay for so long!"

Zhuang Fan hesitated for a moment and said, "Why don't you just say, I'm freezing out and have a fever, and you take care of me all night?"

After hearing this, Guanyin hesitated, and said, "Is that all right?"

If it's okay, Zhuang Fan lifted the quilt, covered the two of them, and pressed Guanyin under him, so he won't let them go!

Avalokitesvara thumped him angrily, and said, "Why are you such a rascal! I saw that those little dharma protectors were right, you are an obscene monk!"

Zhuang Fan hugged the man and did not let go, put his head on Avalokitesvara's neck, and lazily said: "The lewd monk is the lewd monk, and the little monk is only a lewd Bodhisattva, sincerely!"

Guanyin blushed, let's not talk about him anymore, this person is too thick-skinned, he can't compare.

After a while, he pushed Zhuang Fan, and Zhuang Fan turned over and put Avalokitesvara on his chest again.

Guanyin poked Zhuang Fan's beard with her own hair and said, "Can you tell me about that world?"

Zhuang Fan felt itchy, reached out his hand to grab Guanyin's mischievous little claw, took the hair over, rubbed it himself, and said, "Ah, that's a lot to talk about, where do I start?"

Guanyin asked, "Is there me in that world? Have you seen me?"

Zhuang Fan looked at him with strange eyes, and said softly, "I've seen it, but I haven't seen it either."

In that world, there are only legends and no real gods and Buddhas...

Avalokitesvara is very clever, said: "You mean, you have seen my statue, but not my incarnation?"

Zhuang Fan smiled bitterly, brushed Guanyin's long hair away, revealing his handsome and beautiful face, and gently stroked his eyebrows, his eyes, nose, and rosy lips with his thumb...

He was really afraid that this was just a dream...

Avalokitesvara told him to hold his face so that it was comfortable to touch, and called him in a low voice, "Jin Chan?"

Zhuang Fan softly agreed: "Huh?"

Guanyin closed his eyes, told him to rub his eyelids gently, and asked softly, "Why do you like me? When did you like me?"

After asking, she felt a little ashamed again, shrank into Zhuang Fan's arms, hugged his neck and refused to look up.

Zhuang Fan just laughed, gathered his black hair scattered everywhere, and spread it behind his head, so as not to accidentally press it, and his scalp hurts, and asked softly: "No, my appearance has changed. , My personality has also changed, do you still like me? Do you still like me like you did back then?"

Guanyin raised his head and stared at the young monk with a big beard in front of him in the dark tent. He suddenly realized that he was the only one in the bright eyes of the person in front of him...

The two just stared at each other blankly, breathing together, slowly approaching, forehead to forehead, tip of nose to tip of nose, rubbing and rubbing, and then laughed silly together.

They are inseparable from each other, love each other, it's so good...

In the middle of the night, when the heavy snow stopped, Zhuang Fan dressed Guanyin with clothes and shoes, and brought him a leather hat. The two of them found a high ground, put two futons on the snow, sat there, tilted their heads, Leaning together, looking at the vast white field in front of you.

The space between the sky and the earth was empty, and there were no people and no sound.

Under the radiance of the moonlight, the silver-white wilderness shone with fragments of light.

The shadows of the two were faintly cast on the ground, cuddling tightly.

Guanyin sniffed and said, "Lingshan and the South China Sea are like spring all year round, and it has never been so cold. If you don't pay attention, it will feel like a knife has been stuck in your nose."

Zhuang Fan turned to look at him and said, "Will it hurt? This weather is very similar to the winter in my hometown. It will be fine once you get used to it."

Guanyin put her chin on his shoulder and said, "It's okay, there is no pain. Are you homesick?"

Zhuang Fan smiled and nodded, "I think about it every day."

Guanyin whispered, "I miss you more, or miss that side more?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "I miss home just like I miss you, I miss you just like I miss home."

Avalokitesvara said angrily: "Slippery! Hmph!"

Zhuang Fan pinched his face and said with a smile: "Take a deep breath, you will feel the coolness in your lungs, which is very comfortable, do you want to try?"

Guanyin was not fooled, and buried his mouth and nose in the hairy fur, only staring at him sideways with his eyes.

Zhuang Fan teased him again: "No, do you know that in my hometown, there is a kind of delicacy in winter, which is very rare, sweet and delicious, refreshing."

Guanyin asked curiously, "What is it?"

Zhuang Fan suppressed a smile and said, "Telephone pole."

Avalokitesvara read these three characters in his mouth once, and asked: "How do you write these three characters? What are they made of? How do you eat them?"

Zhuang Fan said solemnly: "The ingredients are the cook's secret, but I know how to eat them, so I just lick them!"

Guanyin looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Lick and eat? Ice?"

Zhuang Fan smiled inwardly, kissed his cold lips, and said, "You're so smart! Don't worry, I'll take you to eat later!"

Guanyin always felt that the serious person in front of him had malicious intentions, so he thought about it and said, "Do you often eat that thing?"

Zhuang Fan almost burst out laughing, thinking that there are little fools going to try it every year anyway, so it's not uncommon for people to eat it, so he nodded without guilt.

Guanyin leaned against Zhuang Fan and said: "Those things in the sky are tasteless and tasteless. I have eaten enough. When you take me back, remember to treat me to dinner."

Zhuang Fan asked, "Are you hungry?"

Guanyin shook his head and said: "We are like this now, we eat for our appetite, how can we be hungry."

Zhuang Fan said: "I have everything here, what do you want to eat now, I will make it for you?"

Guanyin grabbed him and said: "Let's sit quietly for a while and just talk, I don't want to eat anything!" After all, Zhuang Fan was not willing to be too tired.

Zhuang Fan thought for a while and said, "I have beef jerky and shochu here, do you want some?"

Avalokitesvara asked, "What kind of wine is shochu?"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said: "It's a kind of wine brewed by ordinary people. The one in my hand has been distilled and purified by me. It has a relatively high concentration and is very spicy. The taste is not as good as the heavenly nectar, but it is also No flavor."

Guanyin's eyes lit up, and said: "Then what are you waiting for, take it out!"

Zhuang Fan took out a paper bag, which contained the beef jerky he tried to make, a small jar, and two wine glasses.

Zhuang Fan said: "I don't know when you ate. You should eat a piece of jerky first, or you can drink later and make your stomach sick."

Guanyin picked up a piece of beef jerky, sized it up a few times, frowned and said, "Why is this color so dark? Is it delicious?"

Zhuang Fan coughed and said embarrassingly: "It's the first time I did it, I didn't control the heat well, and the outside was burnt."

He took out a small silver knife, handed it to Guanyin and said, "Peel off the outer skin and eat it, the inside tastes good."

Guanyin took the knife, brushed it twice, peeled off the paste, then tore off one piece, put it in his mouth, chewed it a few times, and felt that he liked the texture and taste very much, so he unceremoniously took out the big bag. I have it for myself.

Zhuang Fan said: "I didn't do well this time, next time I catch a bison, I'll make another one for you!"

Guanyin hurriedly said: "I want them all!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry: "There are still children," and comforted him, "After we catch the bison, I'll make it for you alone, all of them, and only one, okay?"

Guanyin felt embarrassed after thinking about it, and obediently agreed with a blushing face.

Zhuang Fan poured him a glass of wine and said, "Drink slowly, it's spicy and choking!"

Guanyin took it, looked at the wine in the glass, and sniffed it with his nose. When Zhuang Fan wasn't paying attention, he drank it up with a flick of his head.

As a result, the wine was really spicy and hot, which made him cough with tears in his eyes, and his eyes were red.

Zhuang Fan took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears, and said bitterly: "Today is just this cup, there is no more!"

Guanyin smacked her lips and snorted, "There is no wine in the sky that tastes good. If you don't give it, you won't give it!" As he said, he stared straight at the glass beside Zhuang Fan.

Zhuang Fan was only focused on wiping his tears and didn't pay attention, but Guanyin's hands and eyes were quick, and he took the cup and drank it too!

After drinking two cups of soju, Guanyin's eyes dimmed, and he didn't speak or make trouble, just smirked at Zhuang Fan, very happy, and he didn't know what he was happy about.

Zhuang Fan was angry and funny, seeing that he was drunk, he couldn't scold him, so he had to collect his things, and carried the little drunk back to the small tent.

Guanyin couldn't drink any more, Zhuang Fan guarded the beauty and drank the whole jar of wine by himself, which made Guanyin look at him with grievance.

In the middle of the Yin hour, the sky was twilight, and Zhuang Fan watched Guanyin sitting on the lotus platform, flying obliquely into the air, and heading straight to the south unsteadily.

Zhuang Fan felt regretful in his heart. If he knew that he could drink so little, he would not have given him alcohol.

He was just worried, but seeing the figure of Guanyin disappearing into the sky, Zhuang Fan went back to the small tent alone, covered himself with a quilt and squinted for a while, and then heard Wukong calling him.

Zhuang Fan sat up, stretched his waist, climbed out, waved to the big apprentice who flew over from afar, and called, "Wukong, Master is here!"

The monkey quickly lowered its head from the cloud, looked at the sleepy Master, was very speechless, thought for a long time and said: "Master, did you dare not sleep last night because you were alone?"

If the master says yes, then I have to criticize him for his wrong behavior of breaking away from the main force and describing it alone!

Unexpectedly, Zhuang Fan said: "No, Master was a little homesick last night. He sat there watching the snow scene for half the night, and that's why he felt a little sleepy."

As soon as the master said he was homesick, the monkey fell silent.

Zhuang Fan rubbed his eyes and asked: "Your junior brother and them? I didn't go back last night, but they are still obedient? Did you have breakfast in the morning?"

Wukong said: "When Master wrote last night, we were all going out to look for you, and we were relieved when we received the letter. When I left in the morning, Bajie was cooking. I was in a hurry to find Master, so I came out. Wang and Wuyou haven't woken up yet!"

Wukong said again: "Master, are you hungry? Let's go back and have breakfast?"

Zhuang Fan thought for a while, and planned to do something else while his apprentice was away, and said, "Forget it, I drank a lot of wine in the middle of the night last night, and I stopped eating this morning. You go back first and give them a meal together. I see that the road between the two places is not difficult to walk, and when you bring them over, Master will be waiting here."

Wukong frowned and said, "Master doesn't cherish my body so much, no wonder I keep saying that I won't live to be a hundred years old!"

Zhuang Fan was taught humbly, and hurriedly said: "Next time, don't drink so much!"

After Wukong heard this, he couldn't say anything more, so he asked his master to rest for a while, and went back to find his juniors by himself.

As soon as the apprentice left, Zhuang Fan moved quickly, got up and closed the tent, washed up, and walked around the hot spring to check the terrain.

He came here in a hurry last night, and he didn't take a closer look at it. At this time, the sky was bright, and there was indeed a gate wall around it, and there were three pavilions beside the pool, and there were clothes hangers painted with gold inside.

Zhuang Fan knew that he was indeed the villain who robbed the hot spring of the spider essence, so he thought about taking the spider essence and their seven godsons away while the apprentices were not here, and waiting for the disciples to come, I can rest assured to bathe in this spring water, lest the seven goblins suddenly break in and make the four young men uneasy.

Zhuang Fan soared into the clouds and rode the fog, checked his direction, and flew to the north for three miles, and he saw a mountain.

Zhuang Fan said the word "Om" in his mouth, called the land here, and wanted to ask what happened, so as not to be careless for a moment and make a mistake again.

The land came out with a cane, and tremblingly said: "I don't know which divine envoy is here, what's the use of calling the little god out?"

Zhuang Fan chanted the Buddha's name, reported his family name, and said: "The poor monk wants to ask, is this place Pansi Ridge?"

The land panicked and said: "Yes, yes, it is indeed Pansi Ridge. Below this Pansi Ridge, there is a Pansi Cave, which has been occupied by seven spider spirits for a long time! Where is the holy monk going to pass? That female demon is vicious. , the holy monk should not provoke him!"

Zhuang Fanqi said: "I heard that the hot spring occupied by them was used by the Seven Fairies? Has the Seven Fairies ever punished them for occupying it like this?"

The land said with a sad face: "Fairies are noble, why don't you care about leaning over the filthy thing, see the spring water is dirty, turn around and leave, there is no other word!" Only they, the little gods who can't go, are left here. suffer.

Zhuang Fan was amused when he heard this, but he didn't say anything, thanked the land, and went straight into Pansi Ridge to find the cave.

It's very easy to find, after all, there are no homes in the wilderness, and the goblin built a thatched cottage outside the entrance of the cave.

Zhuang Fan lowered his cloud head and walked towards that Zhuangzi, getting closer and closer, Zhuang Fan raised his eyebrows, surprised.

I saw that the door of the house was wide open, and there were things scattered on the ground, shoes and handkerchiefs, and jewelry hanging on the ground. Seeing the scattered posture, it was obvious that someone ran out with things in their arms, because it was too much. Panic, because of falling all over the ground.

Zhuang Fan wondered, could it be that the goblin was also broken into by the bandits and robbed?

Which bandit is so powerful, dare to snatch the goblin?

Suspicious in his heart, Zhuang Fan stepped in and saw chairs and tables crooked everywhere, obviously leaving in a hurry.

Along the way, there was no sign of anyone, and Zhuang Fan did not stop. After passing the row of thatched huts, he saw two stone doors, but the door was also wide open. There were stone tables and benches inside, and it was still indoors. It was empty, and there was no one there.

Zhuang Fan suddenly remembered the coercion he unleashed last night, which frightened the goblins with a radius of a hundred miles without daring to act rashly.

Zhuang Fan was very disappointed when he failed to find the monster. Since he fought the python last time, Zhuang Fan has been thinking about fighting again to see if he has improved. After all, the red-scaled python is too stupid. I can't see it either, but who knows that there is a monster in this place after all, and it even ran away! ?

Zhuang Fan sighed, shook his head, turned around and walked out of Pansi Cave, thinking in his heart, they are all spineless, if they stay here, what a fight with the monk.

As soon as he passed by, Zhuang Fan saw the human bones scattered in the cave, and thought to himself, the monk promised not to torture the goblins, nor eat goblin meat, and he would give each one a good time.

He had no choice but to run away quickly. Zhuang Fan could only get out of the Pansi Cave, turned around and threw a handful of seeds, read the formula, and gave birth to all things. The seeds instantly grew into towering ancient trees on the spot. The feet are covered with dead branches and fallen leaves, occupying all the original houses and pansi holes, and the original appearance of the prototype can no longer be seen.

This kind of seed was what Zhuang Fan asked for from Hongye, and it was specially used to deal with the big and small goblin nests along the road. It was the first time to use it today, and it was really cheap.

This tree species is conceived in the body by the red leaves, and it is contaminated with the breath of the majestic purple air. When it grows up, the wood is hard and cannot be hurt easily, and it is a good hand in mountain greening.

Zhuang Fan destroyed the Pansi Cave, and didn't care where the goblin went. He went back to the Zhuogou Spring, looked carefully, and found that the disciples hadn't come yet, so he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, threw a futon out, and sat down on the ground. , waiting for the children to come.

It was also a coincidence that as soon as his butt touched the futon, Wukong called out: "Master, we are here!"

Zhuang Fan quickly got up, walked to the door wall, stretched out his hand to push, opened the courtyard door, waved at the children from a distance, and said, "Go this way!"

This time Wukong came with his juniors. When he saw his master, he couldn't help complaining: "Master, did you walk around most of the night yesterday? Why did you run so far and miss it? Going due west."

Zhuang Fan took Wu You off his horse, put him on the ground, and said with a smile: "Yesterday, it was windy and snowy, and the road was difficult to distinguish. I think Master's legs are fast, and if you don't pay attention, you will miss it! It's good to be biased. When you come across this hot spring, I will bring you here to wash up."

Bajie looked around, surprised and said: "The walls of this courtyard are tall and strong, could it be the other courtyard of that member?"

Zhuang Fan coughed, and said: "Master asked about the land here, and said that the spring water was originally used by seven fairies for bathing, but was later taken over by seven spider spirits. Last night, Master scared them away again. Now there are only us master and apprentice here. Feel free to use it!"

Wu Wang listened, he was amazed, and said, "It's rare to see such a man as Master, who doesn't feel pity at all."

When Bajie heard that there were seven goblins, he couldn't help shivering. Seeing what the second senior brother said, he couldn't help but said: "Seven spiders, ugly or not, why is Master so sympathetic to jade?"

Wuyou was dozing off next to the elder brother, and he didn't care about the male and female fairies.

Only Wukong grasped the key point: "Master, did you secretly go to fight with the goblin behind my back again?"

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