Tang Seng is a cook

In the small tent, it was pitch black.

Inside the quilt, it was warm.

Zhuang Fan hugged his little Avalokitesvara, his hands were behind the Avalokitesvara, he didn't know what he was doing.

slightly itchy.

Avalokitesvara endured it for a while, and at the end she couldn't bear it anymore, and buried herself in Zhuang Fan's chest, angrily said: "What are you doing!" Why can't I just keep quiet for a while, and make people feel ashamed, my back is itching to death!

idiot!

Zhuang Fan retracted his hand, squeezed something, handed it to Guanyin cheerfully, and whispered in a very light tone: "No, look!"

Guanyin felt a little light appeared in front of his thin eyelids, he opened his eyes suspiciously, and looked over.

A golden flower bloomed in front of his eyes one after another. In the heart of the flower, there was a faint light ignited by a real fire, emitting a warm but hot light.

What, Guanyin looked at the flower and muttered, "Obviously we all like lotus, why fold me a rose?"

month month season?What rose are you talking about? ?

Zhuang Fan covered his heart, feeling like he was hit by a sword!

it hurts!

He groaned and said: "In that world, this flower is called a rose, and it is used to give to lovers to express love." Although it is really a rose, it is really not called a rose...

Zhuang Fan used a spell to transform a rose made of gold leaves into a big bouquet. He held it in his arms and handed it to Guanyin: "No, I give it to you, 140 four roses." , means I love you forever and ever!"

It's a pity that it's not a real red rose, so I can only use this gold leaf to barely cope with it. In other words, his origami skills are still practiced with children in his hometown.

Guanyin was knocked out by the heavy golden rose, and said angrily, "It's dead! Take it away!"

What a big handful of gold, he was caught off guard and was being knocked on the forehead.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly put away the flowers, seeing Guanyin rubbing his forehead, he was very distressed, so he hurried over and said, "It won't hurt anymore!"

Fool, Guanyin thought to himself, and smiled quietly.

He stretched out a finger to poke Zhuang Fan, "Where did you learn the trick!"

Zhuang Fan laughed, went to pick him up, and said: "At that time, lovers celebrated several Valentine's Days every year, and boys would send roses to their sweethearts. On the festival day, red roses were sold all over the street. Lovers walk down the street hand in hand, holding flowers in their arms. You don’t need to learn at all, just look at it.”

Guanyin thought about the situation for a while, and was very envious, and whispered: "That's great..."

He asked, "What do you mean by lovers?" Is it people who are attached to each other?Or do you mean couples?

Zhuang Fan leaned into his ear and said, "They are people who are in love with each other, such as you and me, we are a couple of lovers!"

Guanyin's face was flushed with embarrassment, and suddenly he remembered that when Zhuang Fan first arrived, he was thinking about going home, and he couldn't help but feel uneasy. He asked, "Do you still want to go home?"

He grabbed Zhuang Fan's collar, not knowing what answer he wanted to hear.

not going back?Is his affection for his parents still there?

go back?Is he serious about his confession?

Zhuang Fan's answer to this question has never changed. He touched his back with a smile and said, "I want to go back. I have to bring you, an ugly daughter-in-law, to meet my parents!"

Guanyin's heart made him feel like he was going up and down, and he couldn't help but beat him at the end: "You are ugly!"

Zhuang Fan quickly lowered his head and tweeted at him, saying, "Little Guanyin is the most beautiful! The most beautiful in the world!"

Guanyin snorted at him and said, "Hmph, you don't think I'm pretty! One time, the little fairy beside the Queen Mother came to Lingshan to deliver the jade liquid, and you stared at him until your eyes were straight."

It made him think that Jin Chan likes women, so he secretly changed into women's clothes and wore them for many years.

But this time when he came back, he actually said that he likes men...

It's really annoying.

Zhuang Fan's mind went blank, he couldn't remember such an old incident at all, but he still shouted his grievances very quickly: "You are wronged, my heart is tied to you, what kind of fairy or goddess, it's just a fleeting moment!"

Guanyin stretched out her hand to pinch him, and said angrily, "What are you yelling, it's so loud, you can hear it outside!"

Zhuang Fan pursed his lips, begged for a kiss, and said: "I have kissed and stamped, you are my wife!"

Avalokitesvara held back her embarrassment, and quickly tweeted on his mouth, covered her face and said, "Okay! Take it back quickly! Bad guy!"

Zhuang Fan went back to chirp shamelessly, but Guanyin struggled to stretch out a hand and pushed his big face away.

The stinky hooligan rubbed his beard against someone's palm, tickled Guanyin so badly, and said bitterly, "Don't bother me again!"

As soon as Zhuang Fan heard this, he immediately became honest, covered his face with Guanyin's hand, told him to touch his beard, and asked, "Is my husband handsome?"

Guanyin asked: "What is a husband and what is a wife?"

Zhuang Fan made a strange appearance on purpose, serious but funny: "Little lady, is your husband handsome?"

Avalokitesvara beat him with a smile, tears came from laughing, and said angrily: "You are the little lady!"

Zhuang Fan said: "I just came here, I have been thinking about seeing you, and I still call you Sister Guanyin in my heart."

Guanyin was so angry that he pinched his mouth and said, "Don't shout nonsense!"

Today, Guanyin is in a hurry to go out. She is wearing white single clothes, her hair is loosely draped behind her back, she has a beautiful appearance and dignified appearance, her brows and eyes are still heroic, her red lips are slightly pursed, and her face is slightly angry. She is very good-looking .

In the pitch-black tent, Zhuang Fan with green eyes stared blankly at his little Guanyin, and couldn't help but get angry.

puff!

Nosebleeds come out!

Guanyin was terrified, and hurried to stop him, panicked and said: "Did I use too much force just now? Why is it bleeding? What should I do?"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly comforted him, "It's not a problem, it's not a problem! The weather in autumn is dry, and I get angry every now and then, and I bleed from the nose to get rid of the fire. It's good, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid."

While pressing Yingxiang acupoint a few times to control the blood, I found a towel to wipe.

Tsk, the anger is too heavy.

Zhuang Fan didn't dare to do it again, took out the gourd and poured some water, wiped his face, and after cleaning up, he lay down and quietly talked nonsense with Guanyin, which was not nutritious and super sweet.

Before I knew it, it was dawn outside.

Zhuang Fan looked at the time and said, "I'm going to get up and cook, why don't you lie down for a while? Get up and have breakfast with the children later?"

Guanyin shook her head and said, "I've been out for a long time, and I've been here with you for so long. Although I won't be seen by many people through the night, it's not good after all. I'll go first and come back in a few days."

Seeing that Guanyin was about to leave, Zhuang Fan felt pain in his heart, hugged him in his arms, sighed long, and said, "Don't worry, you wait for me, when you get to Lingshan, get back the scriptures, and get the right fruit. I have gained merit and virtue. I will take you away and wait for me, okay?"

Guanyin sobbed, and whispered: "Okay!" I will wait for you, as long as you come back, don't make me wait in vain.

Zhuang Fan let go of his arms, held Guanyin's face in his hands, and stared at him carefully, as if he wanted to engrave his little Guanyin in his mind.

Avalokitesvara made him tremble, his eyes blinked, and he called tremblingly, "Jin Chan..."

The two hugged each other tightly in the quiet darkness, never wanting to let go.

In the end, Zhuang Fan's heart was clear again. He let go of his suffocated lover, kissed his tearful eyelashes lightly, and whispered: "Bao'er, remember to miss me, you know? Every day, every moment , miss me!"

Guanyin was released by him, took a deep breath, and whispered angrily: "I don't miss you..."

Zhuang Fan rubbed his nose against the tip of his nose, and said viciously: "If you dare not miss me, this disciple will go up Mount Putuo instead!!"

Guanyin covered her mouth with her hands in horror, and looked over with her bright eyes in a panic!

Zhuang Fan smiled in satisfaction and said, "Good boy!"

Rubbing his hair, sitting up, hugging Guanyin, and tidying his clothes all night, said: "Can you still go? Do you want me to carry you to the lotus platform?"

Guanyin leaned against him lazily, and glared at him slantingly, but didn't speak.

Zhuang Fan said honestly: "If you don't speak, can you stay for a while?"

Was beaten.

The two bid farewell to each other in the thin and cold autumn light, and Guanyin finally took away the bouquet of golden roses.

He stepped on the lotus platform, rose into the air, and looked down, the bearded monk was waving to him from a distance, calling silently: "Don't worry, if you want me..."

Avalokitesvara couldn't help feeling sour in her heart, and shed a crystal tear, which fell with the wind.

The tear shone brightly in the air, Zhuang Fan saw it, stretched out his hand, grabbed it, retracted and opened his hand to see, it was a crystal clear glass heart.

Zhuang Fan looked at the little heart, smiled and shed tears at the same time, took out a pouch, put the little glass heart in it, and put it around his neck.

Zhuang Fan was so happy that he packed up the small tent and quilt for his date with Guanyin. Early in the morning, he began to bake meat pies for the children, make braised pork, chicken stewed with mushrooms, dried potatoes stewed with big geese...

Cooked a table full of fragrant and fragrant dishes, only to find when I turned around that there was not a single vegetarian dish, so I had to make a cold dish, and in the end I also fried a large bowl of meat and mixed it in. I used mana to keep it warm. He took a shower by himself and changed his clothes.

The smell of oily smoke all over his body, coupled with his sloppy appearance, really looked good.

The children had a good night's sleep, and the first one to wake up in the morning was Bajie who was going to help Master cook together.

When Ba Xiaodai stretched his waist and yawned and got out of the tent, he stood in the cold autumn air without shivering, but he almost didn't stumble over the strong fragrance.

Xiaopang rubbed his eyes in a daze, and walked to the dining table, he was stunned!

A lot of delicious food!It's all meat!The color, fragrance and taste are complete, and the table is full of white.

He pinched himself blankly, his skin was rough and his flesh was thick, and he didn't feel any pain, so he muttered to himself, "Oh, so I didn't wake up...In this case, these things in the dream won't hurt if you eat them." I'm full, maybe I'll bite someone else's foot, if that's the case, then I'd better go back and sleep for a while!"

After waking up, go and tell Master again, really cook some meat to eat!

Bajie closed his eyes and walked into the tent as if he was sleepwalking. Zhuang Fan just took a shower and came out of another tent. He saw his three apprentices. With their eyes closed, they looked back and felt that they were about to trip over a branch. Subconsciously He shouted: "Stand up!"

Ba Xiaodai gave one command and one movement, kicked his feet, and stood up. Zhuang Fan wiped his head with a towel, walked over, tapped his apprentice on the forehead, and said, "Why are you walking with your eyes closed? What if you fall?"

Bajie opened his eyes, seeing that it was Master, he smiled foolishly, and said, "Master, I just dreamed that there was a lot of meat on the dining table, and I plan to go back and sleep in the cage!"

Zhuang Fan didn't understand his logic, but he laughed and said, "Master has cooked a lot of dishes, it's not a dream. Silly boy, go and wake everyone up, wash your face and brush your teeth, and have dinner. Master got up early this morning, and the dishes are all ready. !"

Bajie's eyes lit up, he smelled it with his nose, and sure enough, the scent was still there, he immediately cheered, threw himself into the tent, and yelled to wake everyone up.

Seeing the happy look of the little fat man, Zhuang Fan couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, and continued to wipe his head.

Noisy chaos broke out in the tent, and Bajie yelled in the next second: "Oh, why is there a turtle spirit sleeping here! Master! Senior brother! Come and see!"

Zhuang Fan wondered, what kind of turtle spirit?Wu Wangjia came to relatives?

Just about to go in, Wukong lazily said: "Don't yell, that's a person!"

Zhuang Fan was wondering, so he heard Maomao's milky voice and said childishly: "Brother, there really is a turtle on his face, and it's black!"

Only then did Zhuang Fan come to his senses, remembering the bad idea he gave Wukong last night, he quickly covered his mouth and sneaked away...

Damn, he forgot all about Bodhi!

It's over, Bodhi has no image in front of Maomao, what a mess!

Everyone got up in a panic. Wukong threw his Bodhi master into the enchantment bead for a while. After the effect of the medicine was over, he was released. He was put on the futon outside and sat cross-legged. I gave a big yawn and woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Bodhi was very confused. After thinking for a long time, he finally connected his memory with what happened "last night".

Zhuang Fan was sitting next to him, sipping tea and waiting for the children to wash up, ready to eat. Seeing that Bodhi was dazed for a moment, he put down his teacup and said, "Are you awake?"

Bodhi turned his head, complaining very much, and said, "Brother, if you think I'm causing trouble in the future, just ask me to go!"

Why do you have to feed people medicine!

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "If I tell you to go, you can go too!"

Bodhi pouted, thinking that the boss was right anyway, hum.

Zhuang Fan didn't talk nonsense with him, and said: "This time, you really have something to do. I don't think it's safe for Wukong's obsessive avatar to follow me all the time. It just so happens that Wukong belongs to me this time. I will pay you an apprentice and give you the little hairy monkey, how about it?"

Bodhi was stunned after hearing this, and said: "Wukong is obsessed with the body? Who? Which little monkey?" It's not what he thought, my God!

However, Zhuang Fan didn't give him the chance to misidentify, so he pointed at Wukong's Mao Mao with his chin and said: "That's right, the six-eared macaque, I haven't given him a name yet, so I called him Mao Mao Yes, such things as daimyo are left to you, the master, and you can start again after worshiping the master!"

Bodhi gritted his teeth, his face was pale, and he was very annoyed. If he hadn't been angry at the beginning, he didn't kick Wukong out of the teacher's school, and said those unfeeling words, but he explained the cause and effect to Wukong, and then he himself Take him to see senior brother Jin Chan, so that the monkey will not be left unattended because of senior brother Jin Chan being demoted suddenly, and will end up in trouble and suffering catastrophe!

If it weren't for his good face, Wukong would have been sanctified long ago, how could he have cut off his avatar by mistake like last time, and lost the chance of sanctification in vain!

Annoyed that the Buddha and the Jade Emperor switched time and space from the time when Tang Sanzang escaped from Liangjie Mountain. It would be great if he could go back to the moment when he lost the bet with Jin Chan!

His Wukong would not have suffered so much in vain.

Zhuang Fan saw that Bodhi's face was not right, he knew him very well, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Okay, Wukong doesn't care about the past now, he personally took care of you for a night yesterday, you are like this now, just looking back , not as good as a child!"

Bodhi wiped away tears, choked up and said, "I'm so sad!"

Zhuang Fan patted him on the shoulder and said: "From now on, treat our Mao Mao well, be a good master, and stop being awkward, okay?"

Bodhi nodded and agreed, "OK!"

Zhuang Fan handed him a handkerchief and said, "Blow your nose, the children are coming soon!"

Zhuang Fan glanced at him and said, "Speaking of which, you're taking in apprentices today, so you're still dressed like this?" No, go wash your face?

The little black tortoise on the forehead is full of air.

Bodhi misunderstood, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I look like this, I am too young!" He transformed into the sanctimonious Patriarch Bodhi again, sitting on the futon, with a youthful face and an immortal demeanor.

The little tortoise on the forehead is still full of air.

Zhuang Fanxin said, should I remind him or not?

Forget it, let's not talk about it, so as to save the master and apprentice from fighting.

Just as he was thinking about it, the monkey led a group of children over, all of them were cleaned, the monkey cupped his hands and said, "Master, uncle, let's eat!"

He was very respectful to Bodhi, and finally changed his mind.

Old Bodhi's heart was bleeding, but at any rate, Wukong didn't show his face, which was a bit of comfort.

Today's food is delicious, the children eat deliciously, but they are still very gentle, Zhuang Fan is eating by himself, while watching a few small ones, don't tell them to eat too fast, don't be picky eaters, be careful of chicken bones and fish bones, and give them cold dishes Along with eating, I have to add more food for the children. I am so busy that I am stunned by Bodhi.

When Wukong came to his mountain, he didn't care about what he ate or drank. He remembered that Wukong had never learned how to use chopsticks, and he thought it was a little monkey who didn't understand the etiquette in the world. I can't help but feel discouraged.

In the end, it was me who was incompetent as a master, thinking that I would be able to do it after teaching my skills, but who would have thought that a little monkey who knew nothing about the world would really learn a lot when he came to the mountain.

In those ten years, did he delay Wukong...

Zhuang Fan saw that Bodhi was sitting in a widow, and couldn't help but said: "Cheer up! Why are you downcast? Let me tell you, Mao Mao likes to eat fish, but he has a quick temper, and he doesn't always pick fish bones. When you come to your place, you can get it." Watch him, it's not a joke to have a throat stuck! And..."

After talking a lot about the little monkey's temperament, Bodhi quickly got up and listened carefully, remembering it in his heart.

Seeing that the master was talking endlessly, and the food was cold, the monkey didn't say a few mouthfuls. He was a little worried that he was hungry, so he stopped him and said, "Master, don't worry, my Bodhi Master Uncle has no fish or meat on Lingtai Mountain. He is a vegetarian. The children are free-range, and they can grow as long as they want, and what you said is useless!"

Bodhi blushed when he heard this, and lowered his head in shame, unable to speak.

After Wukong finished speaking, he realized that what he said seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't take it back after the words were spilled, so he scratched his head, drooped his head, and remained silent.

Zhuang Fan rubbed the monkey's head, and said to them, "It's true, Master is the heart of an old mother, it's useless to worry about these things all the time, see how well you, Master Bodhi, teach you!"

The monkey hurriedly said: "That's right, master and uncle, let's eat!"

While speaking, he stood up and put a big chicken leg in the bodhi bowl.

Holding the bowl, Bodhi was very happy, and wanted to take the chicken leg back to Lingtai Mountain and put it in the Zen room to watch it three times a day.

After all, Zhuang Fan couldn't stand his stupid look, so he tapped his bowl and said, "Eat quickly, what are you doing with chicken legs!"

Bodhi ate the chicken leg very regrettably.

Mao Mao was eating and eating while watching Bodhi with his eyes, feeling unhappy: That turtle grandpa ate Mao Mao's chicken leg!

But it turns out that in the team now, only he and Wuyou are the youngest, and he and Wuyou's little brother have always had chicken legs, duck legs, goose legs and so on.

The little monkey was pouting and angry, and Wu You beside him gave him his chicken leg, saying, "This is for you to eat, I'm full!"

Mao Mao's eyes lit up, and said: "Is it really for me?"

Wuyou put a large piece of braised pork into his mouth and said, "I like sweet food, I'll give you the chicken leg today, and next time you can give me back a piece of dim sum!"

Maomao happily said: "Yes, yes!" He ate the chicken leg happily!

After dinner, Zhuang Fan hugged Mao Mao to meet Bodhi. Mao Mao was not afraid of life, and was obedient and well-behaved by Bodhi.

Anyway, just go to school, he thought.

Zhuang Fan covered the little monkey's ears, and said to Bodhi: "Maomao's apprenticeship ceremony, I know you have to do something big, but I can't go, and I have nothing to give you master and apprentice. Maomao's food expenses here , you don’t have to pay it back, just treat it as a gift from me in advance!”

Bodhi choked, and said in his heart, thank you, brother!

Zhuang Fan let go of his hand and said again: "When you give Mao Mao a name, remember to ask someone to send me a letter!"

Bodhi said: "Then you give him a surname!"

Maomao stretched out her hand: "I want to have the same surname as Uncle!"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said, "Okay, then let's be Zhuang!"