Tang Seng is a cook

Avalokitesvara was in mid-air, watching Zhuang Fan attentively.

Back then, that person was very picky, and refused to wear clothes that were not of the right color. They had to be bright red, gold, black, and pure white. He always disliked the dirty colors and never wore them. Being willing to wear it is obviously a Buddhist cultivator, but he is even more particular about it than those fairies and goblins.

Now he is wearing an old faded monk's robe, invisible and colorless, it is just worn loosely on his body, and the sleeves and neckline are frayed to the edge.

I used to be very lazy in the past, with long days and nothing to do, and occasionally I would get drunk on the promenade next to the Lianhu Lake at the foot of Lingshan, leaning against the red railing, so drunk that I couldn't even speak, and I wanted the three of them to go Find him and bring him back.

Waiting for tens of thousands of years and not going out of Lingshan once, every time I ask him to go to the South China Sea, every time I shirk it, finally, I promised once, but I missed the appointment...

Now I follow my disciples to build pilings and set up tents, carry my son into bed, bury pots and make food, my forehead is covered with sweat, and I can't be idle for a moment. When I start work, I am very diligent.

Compared with when he first came out of Chang'an, he was much thinner and tanned. He even had a beard and short stubble on his head.

If he wasn't still wearing a monk's robe, he would have looked like an ordinary rough guy on the street.

Guanyin thought, the person below, inside and out, has nothing in common with Jin Chan, how could it be him?

These two peeped enough in the sky, and Wukong on the ground had already discovered it.

It was already late at this time, everywhere was pitch black, there was such a big group of auspicious clouds floating in the sky, shining brightly, like a big lantern, Wukong is a careful person now, how could he not see it.

The monkey thought it was another god coming, but the master didn't show any abnormalities, and he didn't notice any monsters. There are no monsters to fight, so what are these gods doing again? Could it be that they want to test their master and apprentice again, " said Heart can be firm"?

The monkey quietly approached the master and told Zhuang Fan about the coming of the gods.

Zhuang Fan was making pancakes, the stove was very hot, and he was sweating from the roast. He heard the words: "It's probably someone passing by, don't worry about it. Just look at it, maybe it's because you're curious about us."

After all, the last time Tang Seng went west, he didn't have such a big posture. There were tents, pots and stoves, and even the tables, chairs and benches for eating were neatly arranged on the grass.

When the monkey heard what the master said, it ignored it, and without even looking at the auspicious cloud, went to Wuwang to put water on it, washed the fruit and ate it.

Just now they passed by a mountain full of peach trees, which bore a lot of peaches. Monkey loves to eat these. After careful selection for a long time, he found a dozen or so ripe ones that were not bitten by insects. I couldn't help but feel hungry, so I washed it first and ate one.

It's just that in the mountains, where did the peaches come from? Wukong took a bite and grinned sourly. After a few mouthfuls, he vomited up.

Bodhi saw Wukong eating a peach on the mountain, so he smiled and said to Guanyin: "The little monkey went to my place back then, and he didn't know how to count the years. I asked him how many years he has been on the mountain, and he said, the back mountain is good." Peach tree, where he ate peaches seven times..."

Guanyin stood silently, waiting patiently for them to have dinner and pack up. Those on duty at night and those sleeping at night, the whole camp became quiet. Then he stepped on the lotus platform and landed on the ground very quietly from a distance. superior.

He walked towards the tent, and while walking, the big circle that Wukong drew on the ground flashed a golden light, Guanyin didn't stop, and walked over.

After all, the little monkey's skill is weak, so he can't stop him.

The formation was touched, and the monkey who was lying on its side opened its eyes and sat up. Zhuang Fan was sitting there and sewed sleeves for Ba Jie by the light. :"What's wrong?"

The monkey hissed and turned his ears to listen. Guanyin didn't block the sound of his footsteps. When he walked, he stepped on the gravel, grass and trees, and a clear rustling sound came in.

Zhuang Fan laughed when he heard this, and said to the monkey: "Come here, an acquaintance, you can go to sleep, Master, go out and have a look." This way of walking one step at a time, there is no one else except Suan.

Whenever he gets angry, he will walk without sloppiness like this. Back then when he pretended to be drunk by the lotus lake and waited for him to come, he walked like this when he came to pick him up angrily.

Zhuang Fan put down his clothes, put away the needle, got up and went out, the monkey was a little worried, so he crawled back quietly, opened the curtain a crack, and took a peek: it turned out to be Guanyin!

The monkey cut and threw the curtain, and the cat went back to bed.

Pretend to be a ghost!

Avalokitesvara just said that Avalokitesvara is good, if he is an acquaintance, he is also acquainted.

Without muttering twice, the monkey yawned and went to sleep.

As soon as Zhuang Fan got out of the tent, the sound of footsteps stopped, and he didn't look around. He walked over and patted Bajie and Xiao Bailong beside the campfire, and said, "Master is watching tonight, you go back to sleep first!"

Bajie still wanted to ask what happened, whether Wuwang knew the master, dragged the younger brother into the tent, but couldn't come out, leaned over to whisper a few words to the senior brother, and seeing that nothing happened, he put on the bed with confidence and boldly went to sleep.

There was no one around, the night was deep and quiet, the bonfire was raging, shining warm light, Zhuang Fan stood beside the fire, his body was golden yellow by the flames, he stretched out his arms, smiled, and said to the night: "No."

Facing the direction of Guanyin.

The sound of "no shame" immediately made Guanyin burst into tears. He walked slowly through the night, and stood with Zhuang Fan in the warm circle of light emitted by the bonfire, staring blankly at the desolate young man in front of him. The monk still couldn't believe it, it was the golden cicada he missed in his heart, who had returned.

He stood there motionless, Zhuang Fan smiled indulgently, took a step forward, wrapped his arms around, hugged Guanyin tightly in his arms, and whispered in his ear: "I miss you so much."

Although it wasn't long before he recovered his memory, in the dark, he has been thinking about his little Guanyin for a long, long time...

It's been a long time, but fortunately, he is still there.

No matter how many times he reincarnated, he could always see his little Guanyin at a certain moment and pass him by.

It's just that he at that time didn't remember his little Avalokitesvara, and forgot him completely, life after life, life after life.

Every time Avalokitesvara visited him, he didn't remember each time, at most he only smiled at him, then passed by, like a real stranger.

He suffered.

Zhuang Fan touched Guanyin's long black hair that was as cool as water, and said: "Last time you came to recruit disciples, you walked in a hurry, and you couldn't destroy your image of dignity as a teacher, so I didn't tell you, you know now Yes, Maitreya told you? But you are angry with me?"

Guanyin was still in a dream, his mind was buzzing, he shook his head, he thought, even Jin Chan had never been so close to him back then, so he must be dreaming.

He closed his eyes, softened his body, and stood tightly against Zhuang Fan. He thought, even if he was dreaming, he wanted to dream for a longer time...

It's just that the tears in his eyes couldn't hold back, and after a while, they quietly wet Zhuang Fan's shoulders.

Zhuang Fan made Avalokitesvara cry so distressed that he flicked his sleeves and threw out a small tent covered with thick wool felt. He hugged Avalokitesvara in his arms, supported his back with one hand, put his arms around his legs with the other, and bent over to hold Avalokitesvara in his arms. Went into the tent.

Avalokitesvara was frightened silly, there is another one outside!Putting his arms around Zhuang Fan's neck, he said in a panicked nasal voice, "What are you doing, what are you doing?"

Zhuang Fan put him well on the wool felt, covered him with a small quilt, and said: "It's windy outside, I've been crying for a long time, my face should be chapped." He wiped his tears with his thumb.

Guanyin blushed, slapped Zhuang Fan's hand, glared at him and said, "I'm still afraid of this wind! I didn't cry!"

Zhuang Fan had a good temper and said: "Yes, yes, Sha Zi squinted his eyes? Shall I show you?"

"Never!"

"Good good!"

"Sit farther away and don't come over!"

"This tent is too small..."

The two of them chatted quietly inside, while Bodhi outside was talking coyly, saying that they were all bad people who abused dogs in the middle of the night.

With a shy face, he sneaked into his head from outside the tent, and said with a smile: "Brother Jinchan..."

Zhuang Fan didn't think that there was someone else, so he was startled, and almost elbowed him. After a glance, a young Taoist priest turned around and asked Guanyin, "Who is this?"

Guanyin rolled her eyes and said, "I don't know him either!"

Zhuang Fan turned around and said seriously to Bodhi: "Everyone is resting at night, you see we don't know you, you go first, can you come back tomorrow if you have something to do?"

That must not work!

Bodhi said with a bitter face: "Brother Jinchan, don't sneak away from me. I will die here tomorrow. What is the matter with me? Stretching out the head is a knife, and shrinking the head is also a knife. Can you make me happy?" ?”

Zhuang Fanxin said that this light bulb really has no eyesight, he deserves to be a million-year-old bachelor.

I wanted to beat this rascal, but in the middle of the night, I was afraid of making noises that would startle the children, so I suddenly remembered something, and said to Bodhi, "Oh, I have something for you, just wait for me, I'll find it for you." try to find!"

Flip through the storage beads.

Bodhi opened his eyes and looked at it, thinking what a good thing, he brought me all the way, and after waiting for a while, Zhuang Fan stopped his hand and said, "I found it!"

Taking advantage of Bodhi's unpreparedness, Zhuang Fan pinched his chin, dropped it, raised it again, and with a belch, a pill was fed to Bodhi.

Unprepared, Bodhi swallowed, and said blankly, "What the hell, bro..."

In the next second, he fell to the ground and fell asleep!

Zhuang Fan clapped his hands and told him: "Good thing, Seven Return Fire Pill! Sleep well!"

But Bodhi fell asleep like a piggy and couldn't hear anything anymore.

When Guanyin saw him, he burst out laughing and said angrily, "Why are you still so bad!" After speaking, he was taken aback.

Zhuang Fan chuckled, and said: "I'll be angry when I see him, wait a moment, I'll take him over and throw him to Wukong's care."

Guanyin turned her head and snorted, "I'm leaving too!"

Zhuang Fan leaned over, kissed him unexpectedly, and said, "Be good, wait for me!"

He turned around and lifted the curtain and left.

Guanyin blushed and felt her forehead was smoking, so she covered her face with a small quilt and lay down silently.

Outside the tent, Zhuang Fan stretched out his hands, hugged Bodhi with a hey, and complained: "It's quite heavy!"

He carried him to the door of the big tent and called out, "Wukong?"

The monkey was sleeping at the door, heard the sound, lifted the curtain, saw Master hugging someone, and asked in a daze, "Master, who is it?" Rubbing his eyes, he stood up and walked out.

Zhuang Fan handed the person to him and said, "Master Bodhi, take it!"

The monkey was stunned, and took the person over with a dull expression. He saw a young Taoist priest, his nose bubbled out of sleep, and he raised his face and asked the master who was rubbing his arm: "This, really?" ..."

It doesn't look like it!

Zhuang Fan said: "It's him. He's tired of seeing this face every day in Lingtai Mountain. Why, after leaving Lingtai Mountain for hundreds of years, why don't you know what your master looks like?"

The monkey looked at Bodhi under the light. He still had black hair, no beard or wrinkle, and said strangely: "I was a teacher back then, but he was an old man, with a white beard, white eyebrows, and white hair!"

Zhuang Fan suddenly realized, and said: "Hey, silly boy, he deliberately lied to you by pretending to be old-fashioned! When you come with us to show off, you are still like this!"

Monkey was so angry that he thought in the end, what else is true about this master!

Wukong hummed and said: "Why did he come to our house to sleep? Why didn't he go home?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Yesterday I asked Maitreya to bring him a message, telling him to come and pick Mao Mao back to Lingtai Mountain, who knows why he came so late. I have something to talk to the Bodhisattva, but he insisted on meddling, and told me to feed him for a while." Piqi Qihuihuo, fell asleep! You look at him a little bit! Master is gone!"

Just as he was about to leave, he took out another charcoal pencil, handed it to Wukong, and said, "If you are angry, draw a little turtle on his face!"

Pat Wukong on the shoulder, and ran away in a hurry!

The monkey was supporting Bodhi, holding a small charcoal pencil in his hand, looked at Bodhi's fair and clean face, snorted angrily, and finally carried Bodhi into the tent, put the incomprehensible former master under the quilt, and covered him. Good quilt.

The monkey nestled back to the quilt by the door, covered his head, thought for a while, then quietly got up, leaned over, and drew a big black turtle on Bodhi's forehead, and then went back contentedly, and fell asleep.

Happy!

Zhuang Fan went back to the small tent, the curtain was lifted, it was pitch black inside, a little moonlight shone in, the little quilt was spread out there, no one was there!

He thought Avalokitesvara was gone, panicked, turned his head and shouted loudly: "Don't worry!" He wanted to chase after him.

Guanyin was lying flat in the tent, seeing that the fool couldn't find anyone, she was anxious, so she sat up quickly and said, "What are you shouting about!"

Surprised and delighted, Zhuang Fan rushed over and hugged him tightly, whispering, "I thought you were gone!"

The curtain was drawn down, and there was no light in the tent, it was pitch black, and the two of them just like that, without speaking, hugging each other quietly.

After a while, Guanyin whispered: "Fool, you are not asleep, are you?"

Zhuang Fan just laughed, let him go slightly, and said: "You are here, not sleepy, I don't want to sleep."

He lifted the quilt, lay down himself, put Avalokitesvara in his arms, hugged him, and said again: "I miss you so much!"

Avalokitesvara's face was in the darkness, red as if it could ooze blood, he said angrily: "I don't believe it! You don't remember me at all."

This was aggrieved, Zhuang Fan took Guanyin's hand, looked into his bright eyes, and said softly: "I really miss you, if you don't believe me, touch my heart, my heart never tells lies!"

Guanyin poked his forehead and said: "Where did I learn this! You are so glib! Now I am using it on me! I am angry!"

Zhuang Fan held Guanyin's hands and whispered: "You can learn without a teacher! It's just that I was thrown away before I had time to use it on you!"

Guanyin said: "Speaking of this, tell me, why did you offend your master and was thrown away?"

Zhuang Fanqi asked, "Didn't he tell you?"

Avalokitesvara said: "I told you that you didn't listen to the Buddha's talk, so you were demoted to the Lingshan Mountain and reincarnated in the Eastern Land. I will teach you to go straight to the West and restore the Dao."

He said: "I don't believe a word of it. However, I searched for many years and asked all the people who were there at the time, but no one told me."

He huddled in Zhuang Fan's arms, choked up, and said, "I'm so worried to death, do you know that!"

Zhuang Fan hugged him, patted him on the back, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I'm back! Don't be afraid!"

Zhuang Fan coaxed Avalokitesvara, suddenly laughed, and said: "I thought he would make an example of me by killing chickens and monkeys, but I didn't expect that for the sake of Lingshan's face, he chose to keep it secret."

Guanyin sobbed, raised her head and said, "So, what bad things did you do back then! Tell me quickly!"

Zhuang Fan was very proud, and said: "What I did is not a bad thing! I think I did the most correct thing in my life!"

Avalokitesvara stretched out a hand, grabbed his ear, and said, "How dare you betray me!"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly ouched a few times, pretending to be in pain. As expected, Guanyin felt sorry for him, so he let go of his hand and rubbed it for him. Zhuang Fan held Guanyin's hand and said with a smile: "That day I, I feel that the weather is particularly good and I am in a good mood. After seeing you, I thought that I have already promised you to go to the South China Sea with you to see the lotus flowers. Wouldn't it be better for you to live together?"

Guanyin's heart tightened, and he said, "What nonsense! What do you mean living with me!"

Zhuang Fan kissed his finger and said: "I want to marry Buzhen in a fair and honest manner!"

Guanyin felt that the top of her head must be smoking!

He unconsciously touched the calluses on Zhuang Fan's hands, rubbed them over and over again, and stuttered, "And then?"

Zhuang Fan sighed, and said: "Then, I went to find my master. I said that I have been fascinated by Fan Xin for a long time, and I have always liked it or not. I think today is a good day. I thought about moving and getting married. Go to the South China Sea to find you."

He scratched his head, sighed again, and said: "Who knew that he was cheating on me, after I finished speaking, I walked out happily, and he was behind me, with one sleeve, and I went to the next world!"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chin, and said: "I have never seen such a master, he is so vicious! Is it easy for a disciple to fall in love! Get married and get married! He doesn't need gift money! He didn't even say a word, and put the I threw it down! I didn't even have a chance to scold him!"

Guanyin was so angry that he beat him hard, and said in a crying voice: "Why are you so reckless! Do you know that when I saw you being thrown down, your soul was scared away! Can't you discuss it with me! I Have you agreed to be with you?"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly hugged the little random punch, and said: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't I regret it too, you said that I quietly went to the South China Sea to be with you and live happily , calm, how wonderful! It’s just that I don’t want to wrong you, I just want everyone to know! It’s all my fault, it’s all my fault!”

He held up Guanyin's face, wiped away the many tears for him, and said softly: "Don't be angry!"

Guanyin sobbed and said authentically: "I didn't say I like you, nor did I say I want to be with you..."

Zhuang Fan put his arms around him and said: "I have a crush on you. I liked you for a long time, and every time I pretended to be drunk, I waited for you to carry me."

Guanyin raised his head in the dark, stared at the rascal in front of him with wide eyes, trembling with anger: "Pretend, pretend?"

Zhuang Fan quickly stroked his back and said, "No way, why don't you ignore me! You are always fierce. When you see me, your face is covered with three layers of frost, and most of the time, you always You ran away when you saw me, and before you could say a few words, you said with a stern face that something was wrong and you were about to leave. Only if I pretended to drink too much, you would stay overnight..." People will be more gentle, and I can hug you with excuses , hold you to sleep for a while...

Guanyin blushed, ah, that was because he was embarrassed, he felt that his crush on Jin Chan was about to fly out, and if he stood with him for a while, he might not be able to hide anything, so he could only do something random Find a reason and leave as if fleeing...

Zhuang Fan leaned over, pressed Guanyin's ear, and whispered: "I like it or not, it's been a long, long time..."

In the pitch-black tent, Guanyin felt that there was a stream of heat flowing along his ears and rushing straight into his mind. Probably, his head must be boiling, otherwise, how could he be dizzy...

Zhuang Fan kissed his little Avalokitesvara on the ear, and asked, "Do you like me or not?"

Guanyin's whole body was weak, he turned his head and said falteringly: "It's just... that..."

Zhuang Fan sighed, rubbed his dark head of black hair, smiled helplessly, and hugged this hard-spoken and soft-hearted little slippery head.

He really wanted to eat his little Guanyin, but unfortunately, there was a big god who refused to let him.

Forget it, let him go first.

In the dark and small tent, the two of them were close to each other, and no one spoke anymore. They could hear each other's heartbeat and feel the sound of each other's breathing. They were no longer close at hand but far away.

This is great, Zhuang Fan thought, if possible, he really wanted to stay in this small tent with his little Guanyin forever and ever.

Then, after a very quiet and quiet period of time, he heard his little Guanyin whispering: "I like Jin Chan, and I have liked it for a long, long time..."

oh god!