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How do you say something?Raising a cat is raising an ancestor!

Shu Jiuhuai just called the kitten Xiaozu!

"Little ancestor, don't you have a quick brain? Why can't you remember things?" Shu Jiuhuai actively changed the subject, "If you can use this snack when you dealt with me in other ways, maybe You have already graduated from university and became the CEO, married Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of your life."

The kitten yawned lazily and said, "Seventy days, no less than a day. I'm going to bed."

"Come back to me!" Shu Jiuhuai rushed towards the kitten, wanting to take the agreement back from the kitten's hand.

The kitten was lying on the bed to play games, but now it got up and left, and it was still standing by the bed.Out of trust in her eight-pack abs, Shu Jiuhuai thought that with all her strength, she could directly push the kitten down on the bed.He had already thought about it, and after throwing the kitten down, he sat on the kitten, clamped the kitten's body with his thighs, and made the kitten immobile.Then, he can use his strength to snatch the agreement back.

As a result, Shu Jiuhuai rushed over like this, but the kitten was still standing firmly on the ground without shaking.

Shu Jiuhuai didn't believe in evil, and hooked the kitten's leg with his thigh, trying to bring the kitten to the bed.When Xiao Zhou walked in with Shu Jiuhuai's ironed clothes that he was going to wear tomorrow, he saw the kitten standing there straight, and Shu Jiuhuai's whole body was stuck to the kitten's body.Xiao Zhou jokingly asked: "Ninth brother, do you dance pole dancing? I didn't expect you to be able to do this! Kitty's pole dance is very good, straight and straight."

The straight kitten reached out and patted Shu Jiuhuai's butt, saying, "Stop making trouble, I'm going back to rest."

Shu Jiuhuai immediately let go of the kitten uncomfortably.He thought for a while and said, "Seventy days is seventy days! However, you have to promise me one thing. You must try your best to remember what happened the day before, and then retell it to me the next day. How about it? You have to work hard, right?"

If the kitten can't remember things all the time, then he probably won't be able to learn listening, speaking, reading and writing.But the current situation is that the kitten has clearly mastered many life skills, can use words proficiently, and has a lot of common sense in his heart, which shows that he must have been able to remember things before.

Shu Jiuhuai is not a psychologist. He doesn't know much about the kitten's "illness", so he can only use the most stupid method, which is to force the kitten to try to remember something.Shu Jiuhuai said: "Can't you remember things related to me? Either way, before going to bed at night, you tell me everything that happened today carefully. Go to bed after you finish talking. Wait until you wake up tomorrow morning , see how much you can remember."

Xiao Zhou hung up his clothes and said, "This is a good idea, I think it works."

"We don't live together, how do we talk before going to bed? I'll go back to my room now." Kitten said.

"If you don't stay together, you can call! Just tell me on the phone, and you can only go to bed after talking on the phone." Shu Jiuhuai said.He didn't realize at all that the two men had some unnutritive phone conversations before going to bed every night. This behavior made them really GAYGAY.

It was settled like this, when the kitten was lying on the bed after taking a bath, he called Shu Jiuhuai.

In fact, there was nothing to say on the phone.All the kittens can say is what they had for breakfast, what they did in the morning, what they ate for lunch, and what they did in the afternoon.In Shu Jiuhuai's perception, the kitten's life is actually quite boring. He plays games in his spare time, and it's not very popular to start a live broadcast. He just eats, sleeps, and plays games every day.So Kitty kept his dealings with Huang Yichun a secret, and didn't tell Shu Jiuhuai, and Shu Jiuhuai didn't think anything was wrong.Whatever the kitten said, Shu Jiuhuai believed it.

Because this is about the daily life of the kitten, it is mainly the kitten who is talking, and Shu Jiuhuai only needs to answer a few words.

The kitten suddenly felt that something was wrong with Shu Jiuhuai's voice.

For a while, it was far away, and for a while, it was close, with heavy breathing.What is this doing?

"Huhu... You should exercise more... Huhu... And then... Huhu... Playing games all morning? Huhu... Huhu... No... I can't let you waste your time like this... ...Starting tomorrow... I will give you some homework... Huh... Huh..."

The kitten held the phone in his hand, because Shu Jiuhuai's breathing was so heavy that the hot air from the little song king's mouth seemed to be sprayed to the kitten's ears through the phone wire.The little cat suddenly felt that his ears were a little itchy, and this itching was still spreading through his ears to his heart.Shu Jiuhuai's voice is very good - this probably has something to do with his career as a singer - even his voice when he's breathing is better than others.

The kitten stopped talking suddenly, and just listened to Shu Jiuhuai's breathing in a daze.

"Huhu... Huhu... Huhu..." Shu Jiuhuai didn't know what he was busy with, "Why don't you talk... Huhu..."

"What are you doing?" Kitten asked.

"I'm doing push-ups... Huhu..." Shu Jiuhuai said stupidly.He put the phone between his arms and turned on the speakerphone.When he first started talking on the phone, he didn't feel tired, and his breathing became normal.When he was tired, his breathing became rough and hooked.

push ups?It turned out to be doing piling exercise.The kitten held the phone tightly and said, "When you exercise in the future, don't call others."

"Why...why..."

"Because you need to ensure smooth breathing during exercise, you need to have a fixed breathing rate. When you talk, your breathing will be messed up."

"This, this is true...I am calling you today while exercising, and I am indeed much more tired than usual." Shu Jiuhuai rested for a few seconds with his arms supported, and then began to do push-ups again, "Then... I won't talk It's over...you tell me, I'll just say ah, ah, ah."

Originally, the sound of breathing was enough to make people misunderstand, but Shu Jiuhuai still wanted to ummm.The kitten said with a dark face, "I'm asleep!"

After hanging up the phone, the kitten didn't feel sleepy.The weather tonight is not good enough. It started to rain suddenly in the middle of the night. It is estimated that the temperature will cool down tomorrow.The kitten thought to himself, this ghostly weather is actually not suitable for spring at all, and most of the kittens born with a big belly in this season cannot be raised.

The kitten fell asleep in a daze.

He seemed to be dreaming, dreaming that he was eating breakfast with a fried egg on a plate.Suddenly, the piece of fried egg grew legs and escaped from the plate. It ran and ran in front, and the kitten was chasing and chasing after it.Fried Egg escaped into a castle deep in the forest.The castle is decorated with all kinds of food, and it looks very beautiful!A dragon lived in the castle.

Shu Elong put the fried eggs behind him and said to the kitten, "You are not qualified to eat fried eggs."

If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. There is food everywhere in this castle. The kitten's eyes turned to those decorative foods.The ground is made of hamburgers, the walls are made of black forest cakes, the windows are made of candy, the ceiling is made of biscuits and plums, and various fruit lanterns are hung on the ceiling.

Shu Elong jumped and said, "The castle is mine, you have no right to eat my castle!"

The kitten sneered and said, "Then I'll eat you up!"

……

The kitten got up in the middle of the night and washed his underwear.

Because of Lao Fan, how the kitten dealt with Huang Yichun, these things reached Mr. Lu's ears that day.Mr. Lu was thoughtful.If Kitty really thought he was a cat, how would he take revenge on Huang Yichun?At most, he stretched out his claws and scratched Huang Yichun's face, or simply bit him.However, although the kitten's revenge is a bit childish, in fact, his revenge is all from a human point of view.

So, in fact, the kitten has not been completely brainwashed.He didn't completely see himself as a cat.

Mr. Lu suddenly thought of Kitty Cat's live broadcast room.The number of viewers in the live broadcast room has not increased.His audience is only divided into two types, one is the zombie audience given by the system, and the other is people like Xiao Zhou and Jing Yupeng who actively search for and follow him.If you don’t know that there is a kitten, and you haven’t searched his live broadcast room, and you want to enter his live broadcast room through other means, this situation basically does not exist.

However, in fact, all live broadcast software will give some preferential treatment to newcomers.For example, they will have pushes such as "who are live broadcasting near you", and pushes such as "newcomers live broadcasting" and "live broadcasting that you may be interested in". This kind of push is automatically formed by the system. As long as Xiaomao starts the live broadcast, there will always be some new viewers who will mistakenly enter his live broadcast room through this kind of push.Kitten has no new audience.

An idea suddenly popped up in Mr. Lu's mind.What if Kitty's live broadcast room is tampered with?

What if there is a program that prevents the kitten's live broadcast room from being pushed?

So, who is the person who wrote this program?

Before the kitten had an accident, he actually suffered from memory impairment.However, his memory impairment at the time was wrong.For example, a new tutor gave a lesson to a kitten the day before, and the next day, the kitten will remember the lesson, but will forget the tutor.Of course, if the new tutor has been teaching the kitten for a long time and becomes the old tutor, then the kitten will remember him.

After the kitten had an accident, Mr. Lu tried many methods and invited many experts, but none of them worked.

Although Mr. Lu managed to send the kitten to Shu Jiuhuai's side, it was because he had no choice but to treat the dead horse as if it were alive.But he didn't expect that Mr. Lu really saw a turning point in the little cat now!There are so many people broadcasting live every day, who would stare at such an inconspicuous newcomer like Kitten?It could only be the kitten himself!The only possibility is that the kitten wrote a small program to prevent itself from being pushed!

Although Xiaomao listened to Shu Jiuhuai very much, when he was Huaijun, he actually didn't like to expose himself to the public's sight.As a kitten, he knew that Shu Jiuhuai was doing it for his own good, so he opened the live broadcast; as Huaijun, he didn't want to become an Internet celebrity, so he wrote a small program.

Mr. Lu could finally breathe a sigh of relief.