married everyday
Chapter 107
Shu Jiuhuai rolled his eyeballs, twisted his neck, swung his arms wide open and closed in a circle, and said, "Look, every cell in my body likes to do circular motions the most. Turn your eyeballs in a circle , turn your neck around, swing your arms around, put your hands on your hips and turn your waist around..."
"It's a shame that you can still find your own waist." The kitten said with great admiration.He was joking!
"I'm very thin! I'm very thin! Not only can I find my waist, but I can also twist it!" Shu Jiuhuai twisted her buttocks arrogantly.He was originally facing the kitten, and he might have been proud of twisting and twisting, so he turned around arrogantly, turned his back to the kitten and twisted a few more times.
The kitten stretched out its hand out of nowhere, and poked Shu Jiuhuai's writhing buttocks with its fingertips.
Shu Jiuhuai quickly turned around, clutched his buttocks and jumped three meters away, and said in a panic, "You, what are you doing?"
The kitten looked down at his fingertips, as if he didn't understand why he just made such a movement.Can other people's butts be poked casually?Why is he so owed? !Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in the kitten's mind.He is not a human, he is obviously a cat!A cat's butt poking isn't considered a slap... It's just a poke... The cat's matter, can it be counted as a slap? It's obviously the ass that did it first!
As a result, the kitten calmed down immediately, without even looking at Shu Jiuhuai, picked up the phone and continued to play Lianliankan.
Shu Jiuhuai: "..."
Why is the kitten acting so innocent!Why can he act so innocent!
With the kitten as a comparison, it was obvious that Shu Jiuhuai was the one who got poked in the butt, but it seemed that he was making such a fuss if he wanted to continue making trouble.
Forget it, it's just being poked in the butt... At worst, find a chance to poke it back in the future.
Xiao Zhou came in from the outside carrying a bag of oranges. Seeing Shu Jiuhuai standing there clutching his buttocks, he asked with concern, "Brother Jiu, what's wrong with you? Does your butt hurt?"A flash of light came to Xiao Zhou's mind, and he quickly asked, "Ninth Brother, do you have hemorrhoids?"
Shu Jiuhuai hurriedly put down his hand: "You have hemorrhoids!"
Xiao Zhou looked at Shu Jiuhuai sympathetically.It is said that out of ten men, nine hemorrhoids, Shu Jiuhuai is so arrogant, it feels like there is no silver 300 taels here, really suspicious!He said softly, "There is a pharmacy on this street. I can secretly buy you a hemorrhoid ointment without anyone finding out."
"I really don't! It's not...it's not...the ass is too cold, why not cover it up a little!" Shu Jiuhuai cleverly found an excuse.
Xiao Zhou looked at Shu Jiuhuai with a loving and foolish look.When he first came to Shu Jiuhuai's side, he really regarded Shu Jiuhuai as a male god. Why is Shu Jiuhuai so perfect when everyone is a man?As a result, male gods do not exist, only male nerves.
The ass poking thing just passed away for the time being, and no one mentioned it after that.
Shu Jiuhuai returned to the crew.Jing Yupeng gave Shu Jiuhuai a big hug in front of everyone, and said, "The first day you came to the set, I took you to have supper. I treat you so well, why is no one spreading rumors about our scandal?" ? I think they really have no vision."
Shu Jiuhuai hugged Jing Yupeng haha, and then whispered a few words into Jing Yupeng's ear.He spoke in a very low voice, and deliberately covered his lips with one hand - this is to guard against those who understand lip language, be careful when sailing for thousands of years - no one knows what Shu Jiuhuai said, and I thought he was teasing Jing Yu in turn, but what Shu Jiuhuai actually said was: "Bracelet, if Mr. Lu killed me because of your joke...you don't need much else when you go to my grave every Qingming." Bring, just bring me a table full of Chinese people."
Jing Yupeck let go of Shu Jiuhuai, and said, "My old Lu is very optimistic about you, so let me know if you have anything to do in the future."
Jing Yupei meant that if Shu Jiuhuai suffered a disadvantage in the Shu family, as long as he said something, Mr. Lu would definitely find a way to help him.If this word gets out, it will actually have a bad influence on Mr. Lu. Those who don't know it will think that he is going to meddle in other people's family affairs, which is taboo by the family.Therefore, Jing Yupeck took a risk by saying this.Shu Jiuhuai stared blankly at Jing Yupeking, who was full of seriousness.
"Good brother!" Shu Jiuhuai thought that Mr. Lu was able to say this because of Jing Yupeng's face, and was very moved.One needs to change one's heart, so Shu Jiuhuai told the truth, "However, you don't have to worry about me. I will always stand by my elder brother, and my elder brother will always protect me." With some shares, after the old man dies, he can get some more shares. He has long thought about authorizing all the shares in his hand to his elder brother to take care of them. If his elder brother needs it, he can even Sell it directly to his elder brother.
Mr. Shu doesn't covet the things in Shu Jiuhuai's hands, but he personally pulls Shu Jiuhuai up, and Shu Jiuhuai is willing to give everything to his elder brother.Old friends like Fang Yuezhen know that Shu Jiuhuai is actually very simple. If you treat him well, he will foolishly want to pay you back.
When Shu Jiuhuai was putting on makeup in the lounge, he heard some commotion outside, as if something had happened.
Not long after, Lao Fan walked in from the outside and said to Jing Yupeck: "Boss, I don't know what happened just now, Huang Yichun fell down, there were some small stones on the ground, and the entire palm of his left hand was scratched." .Fortunately, he has to wear leather gloves when filming, so it doesn't affect the filming."
"It deserves it!" Shu Jiuhuai said in his heart, "A despicable person like this who messes around behind his back deserves to suffer." Although a fall can't affect anything, it hurts!Why did Huang Yichun fall when no one else fell?Shu Jiuhuai suddenly felt refreshed in his heart.
Jing Yupeng understood Lao Fan.Lao Fan didn't pay enough attention to other people's affairs.If Huang Yichun just fell, then even if he threw himself out of a hundred tricks, Lao Fan wouldn't care, let alone come to Jing Yupeng to report.At this moment, Lao Fan was able to report at the first time, indicating that this matter must have something to do with Jing Yupeng.And Jing Yupeng usually doesn't deal with Huang Yichun very much.He quickly reacted: "Could it be..."
Lao Fan nodded.Isn't this matter related to Master Kitten!
Others can't see clearly, but Lao Fan's eyes can see clearly.Master Kitten just dropped a small stone, causing Huang Yichun to fall heavily on the flat ground.Huang Yichun himself definitely didn't think about it, he probably thought that his foot suddenly twitched, and that's why he fell.
Both Jing Yupeng and Lao Fan couldn't help looking at Shu Jiuhuai.The kitten was obviously venting his anger on Shu Jiuhuai!
What can be found out by Zhang's side, Mr. Lu's side can definitely find out.But Boss Lu didn't do anything, because they didn't care about a villain like Huang Yichun who was busy with business, and they didn't want to bypass Manager Zhang and Shu Jiuhuai and do something on their behalf.Mr. Lu and Jing Yupeng meant that as long as Shu Jiuhuai took action, they would definitely support it, even if it affected the progress of "Top Secret 2", this loss was still affordable.Unexpectedly, Shu Jiuhuai put the matter aside temporarily, but the kitten jumped out to avenge Shu Jiuhuai.
The kitten is so kind to Shu Jiuhuai!
Jing Yupeng suddenly felt a sour feeling similar to that of his father-in-law when he saw the daughter he had worked so hard to raise for his son-in-law.
Shu Jiuhuai was cheerful, knowing nothing about the truth behind it.
This day's filming task is over, and Shu Jiuhuai's part in "Top Secret 2" is almost done.He can leave the crew when it is finished smoothly.Shu Jiuhuai didn't invite everyone to dinner when he came to the crew, and now he is leaving, so he invited the whole crew to have a meal together tonight.
The kitten didn't eat with everyone, he went back to the hotel to rest first.
Definitely drink with food.Shu Jiuhuai seldom drinks alcohol, after all singing needs to maintain his voice.He toasted the director, and the others didn't dare to really get Shu Jiuhuai drunk, but they also toasted him a few cups meaningfully.When the dinner was over, Shu Jiuhuai was only slightly drunk.
An interesting incident happened during the meal. When Huang Yichun went to the toilet, a cleaner was coming out of the toilet with tools, and the mop accidentally wiped off Huang Yichun's trousers.Huang Yichun scolded the cleaner, looked down and saw that his trouser legs were still clean, so he didn't take this matter to heart.As a result, when he came back from the toilet, the heating was turned on in the private room, and the chemicals left on his trouser legs immediately began to evaporate, and everyone around him could smell urine.Although everyone didn't say anything on the surface, they all felt that Huang Yichun had peed on his trouser leg.
Cat revenge is very bad.I believe that such things as Huang Yichun urinating off the target will soon be regarded as a joke, and it will be widely known in the circle. Even if it is not spread outside the circle, it will be embarrassing and embarrassing. Maybe there will be people because of it question his masculinity.
Lao Fan, who was forced to pretend to be a cleaner, was a little puzzled. Why did Master Kitten not remember him, but still knew how to order him?Why has Master Kitten become so innocent and cute, and why can he have so many tricks when taking revenge on others?However, the little boy surnamed Huang really deserved it!
Sure enough, Master Kitten is the most difficult person in the Lu family.Lao Fan thought so in his heart.
Stay away from felines and stay safe!
When Shu Jiuhuai returned to the hotel, the kitten was still in Shu Jiuhuai's room, lying on the bed playing mobile games.Shu Jiuhuai couldn't help but reach out and rub the kitten's hair. Every time he rubbed the kitten's hair, Shu Jiuhuai told himself in his heart that he was stroking the cat!Fetching cats makes people happy!
Shu Jiuhuai said: "Play games all day, be careful to damage your eyes!"
The little cat said without raising its head, "It's not big or small! I'm your cat brother, how do you talk to your cat brother?"
"You don't even have neat hair, and you still want to be my brother?" Shu Jiuhuai was unwilling to call Brother Kitty anyway.
The kitten didn't bother to argue about things like "my hair has already grown neatly. I used to have hair all over my body, but I'm a little bald recently." It reached out and took a piece of paper from the bedside table, and said, "either you From now on, you will call me Brother Cat, or you will sign this agreement."
Shu Jiuhuai took the paper and looked at it, amused.The format of this agreement is quite formal, but the content is very informal.The agreement stated that if Shu Jiuhuai didn't want to call Kitty Brother, then when they went home, Shu Jiuhuai would play a two-person three-legged game with Kitty and run around the villa for ten weeks.
It's really easy to run around the villa for ten weeks!Only a few hundred meters a week!Shu Jiuhuai signed immediately.
The kitten smiled slightly, took out a pen from his pocket, and said to Shu Jiuhuai: "A gentleman's promise is very important. You should keep your promise and call me brother, but you don't want to. You have already breached the contract once. This agreement is the second time, I believe you will not break your promise this time."
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The kitten used a pen to add a note on the "ten weeks" of running around the villa for ten weeks.
Note: One week equals one week.
In the next seventy days, I hope everyone can get along happily. :)
"It's a shame that you can still find your own waist." The kitten said with great admiration.He was joking!
"I'm very thin! I'm very thin! Not only can I find my waist, but I can also twist it!" Shu Jiuhuai twisted her buttocks arrogantly.He was originally facing the kitten, and he might have been proud of twisting and twisting, so he turned around arrogantly, turned his back to the kitten and twisted a few more times.
The kitten stretched out its hand out of nowhere, and poked Shu Jiuhuai's writhing buttocks with its fingertips.
Shu Jiuhuai quickly turned around, clutched his buttocks and jumped three meters away, and said in a panic, "You, what are you doing?"
The kitten looked down at his fingertips, as if he didn't understand why he just made such a movement.Can other people's butts be poked casually?Why is he so owed? !Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in the kitten's mind.He is not a human, he is obviously a cat!A cat's butt poking isn't considered a slap... It's just a poke... The cat's matter, can it be counted as a slap? It's obviously the ass that did it first!
As a result, the kitten calmed down immediately, without even looking at Shu Jiuhuai, picked up the phone and continued to play Lianliankan.
Shu Jiuhuai: "..."
Why is the kitten acting so innocent!Why can he act so innocent!
With the kitten as a comparison, it was obvious that Shu Jiuhuai was the one who got poked in the butt, but it seemed that he was making such a fuss if he wanted to continue making trouble.
Forget it, it's just being poked in the butt... At worst, find a chance to poke it back in the future.
Xiao Zhou came in from the outside carrying a bag of oranges. Seeing Shu Jiuhuai standing there clutching his buttocks, he asked with concern, "Brother Jiu, what's wrong with you? Does your butt hurt?"A flash of light came to Xiao Zhou's mind, and he quickly asked, "Ninth Brother, do you have hemorrhoids?"
Shu Jiuhuai hurriedly put down his hand: "You have hemorrhoids!"
Xiao Zhou looked at Shu Jiuhuai sympathetically.It is said that out of ten men, nine hemorrhoids, Shu Jiuhuai is so arrogant, it feels like there is no silver 300 taels here, really suspicious!He said softly, "There is a pharmacy on this street. I can secretly buy you a hemorrhoid ointment without anyone finding out."
"I really don't! It's not...it's not...the ass is too cold, why not cover it up a little!" Shu Jiuhuai cleverly found an excuse.
Xiao Zhou looked at Shu Jiuhuai with a loving and foolish look.When he first came to Shu Jiuhuai's side, he really regarded Shu Jiuhuai as a male god. Why is Shu Jiuhuai so perfect when everyone is a man?As a result, male gods do not exist, only male nerves.
The ass poking thing just passed away for the time being, and no one mentioned it after that.
Shu Jiuhuai returned to the crew.Jing Yupeng gave Shu Jiuhuai a big hug in front of everyone, and said, "The first day you came to the set, I took you to have supper. I treat you so well, why is no one spreading rumors about our scandal?" ? I think they really have no vision."
Shu Jiuhuai hugged Jing Yupeng haha, and then whispered a few words into Jing Yupeng's ear.He spoke in a very low voice, and deliberately covered his lips with one hand - this is to guard against those who understand lip language, be careful when sailing for thousands of years - no one knows what Shu Jiuhuai said, and I thought he was teasing Jing Yu in turn, but what Shu Jiuhuai actually said was: "Bracelet, if Mr. Lu killed me because of your joke...you don't need much else when you go to my grave every Qingming." Bring, just bring me a table full of Chinese people."
Jing Yupeck let go of Shu Jiuhuai, and said, "My old Lu is very optimistic about you, so let me know if you have anything to do in the future."
Jing Yupei meant that if Shu Jiuhuai suffered a disadvantage in the Shu family, as long as he said something, Mr. Lu would definitely find a way to help him.If this word gets out, it will actually have a bad influence on Mr. Lu. Those who don't know it will think that he is going to meddle in other people's family affairs, which is taboo by the family.Therefore, Jing Yupeck took a risk by saying this.Shu Jiuhuai stared blankly at Jing Yupeking, who was full of seriousness.
"Good brother!" Shu Jiuhuai thought that Mr. Lu was able to say this because of Jing Yupeng's face, and was very moved.One needs to change one's heart, so Shu Jiuhuai told the truth, "However, you don't have to worry about me. I will always stand by my elder brother, and my elder brother will always protect me." With some shares, after the old man dies, he can get some more shares. He has long thought about authorizing all the shares in his hand to his elder brother to take care of them. If his elder brother needs it, he can even Sell it directly to his elder brother.
Mr. Shu doesn't covet the things in Shu Jiuhuai's hands, but he personally pulls Shu Jiuhuai up, and Shu Jiuhuai is willing to give everything to his elder brother.Old friends like Fang Yuezhen know that Shu Jiuhuai is actually very simple. If you treat him well, he will foolishly want to pay you back.
When Shu Jiuhuai was putting on makeup in the lounge, he heard some commotion outside, as if something had happened.
Not long after, Lao Fan walked in from the outside and said to Jing Yupeck: "Boss, I don't know what happened just now, Huang Yichun fell down, there were some small stones on the ground, and the entire palm of his left hand was scratched." .Fortunately, he has to wear leather gloves when filming, so it doesn't affect the filming."
"It deserves it!" Shu Jiuhuai said in his heart, "A despicable person like this who messes around behind his back deserves to suffer." Although a fall can't affect anything, it hurts!Why did Huang Yichun fall when no one else fell?Shu Jiuhuai suddenly felt refreshed in his heart.
Jing Yupeng understood Lao Fan.Lao Fan didn't pay enough attention to other people's affairs.If Huang Yichun just fell, then even if he threw himself out of a hundred tricks, Lao Fan wouldn't care, let alone come to Jing Yupeng to report.At this moment, Lao Fan was able to report at the first time, indicating that this matter must have something to do with Jing Yupeng.And Jing Yupeng usually doesn't deal with Huang Yichun very much.He quickly reacted: "Could it be..."
Lao Fan nodded.Isn't this matter related to Master Kitten!
Others can't see clearly, but Lao Fan's eyes can see clearly.Master Kitten just dropped a small stone, causing Huang Yichun to fall heavily on the flat ground.Huang Yichun himself definitely didn't think about it, he probably thought that his foot suddenly twitched, and that's why he fell.
Both Jing Yupeng and Lao Fan couldn't help looking at Shu Jiuhuai.The kitten was obviously venting his anger on Shu Jiuhuai!
What can be found out by Zhang's side, Mr. Lu's side can definitely find out.But Boss Lu didn't do anything, because they didn't care about a villain like Huang Yichun who was busy with business, and they didn't want to bypass Manager Zhang and Shu Jiuhuai and do something on their behalf.Mr. Lu and Jing Yupeng meant that as long as Shu Jiuhuai took action, they would definitely support it, even if it affected the progress of "Top Secret 2", this loss was still affordable.Unexpectedly, Shu Jiuhuai put the matter aside temporarily, but the kitten jumped out to avenge Shu Jiuhuai.
The kitten is so kind to Shu Jiuhuai!
Jing Yupeng suddenly felt a sour feeling similar to that of his father-in-law when he saw the daughter he had worked so hard to raise for his son-in-law.
Shu Jiuhuai was cheerful, knowing nothing about the truth behind it.
This day's filming task is over, and Shu Jiuhuai's part in "Top Secret 2" is almost done.He can leave the crew when it is finished smoothly.Shu Jiuhuai didn't invite everyone to dinner when he came to the crew, and now he is leaving, so he invited the whole crew to have a meal together tonight.
The kitten didn't eat with everyone, he went back to the hotel to rest first.
Definitely drink with food.Shu Jiuhuai seldom drinks alcohol, after all singing needs to maintain his voice.He toasted the director, and the others didn't dare to really get Shu Jiuhuai drunk, but they also toasted him a few cups meaningfully.When the dinner was over, Shu Jiuhuai was only slightly drunk.
An interesting incident happened during the meal. When Huang Yichun went to the toilet, a cleaner was coming out of the toilet with tools, and the mop accidentally wiped off Huang Yichun's trousers.Huang Yichun scolded the cleaner, looked down and saw that his trouser legs were still clean, so he didn't take this matter to heart.As a result, when he came back from the toilet, the heating was turned on in the private room, and the chemicals left on his trouser legs immediately began to evaporate, and everyone around him could smell urine.Although everyone didn't say anything on the surface, they all felt that Huang Yichun had peed on his trouser leg.
Cat revenge is very bad.I believe that such things as Huang Yichun urinating off the target will soon be regarded as a joke, and it will be widely known in the circle. Even if it is not spread outside the circle, it will be embarrassing and embarrassing. Maybe there will be people because of it question his masculinity.
Lao Fan, who was forced to pretend to be a cleaner, was a little puzzled. Why did Master Kitten not remember him, but still knew how to order him?Why has Master Kitten become so innocent and cute, and why can he have so many tricks when taking revenge on others?However, the little boy surnamed Huang really deserved it!
Sure enough, Master Kitten is the most difficult person in the Lu family.Lao Fan thought so in his heart.
Stay away from felines and stay safe!
When Shu Jiuhuai returned to the hotel, the kitten was still in Shu Jiuhuai's room, lying on the bed playing mobile games.Shu Jiuhuai couldn't help but reach out and rub the kitten's hair. Every time he rubbed the kitten's hair, Shu Jiuhuai told himself in his heart that he was stroking the cat!Fetching cats makes people happy!
Shu Jiuhuai said: "Play games all day, be careful to damage your eyes!"
The little cat said without raising its head, "It's not big or small! I'm your cat brother, how do you talk to your cat brother?"
"You don't even have neat hair, and you still want to be my brother?" Shu Jiuhuai was unwilling to call Brother Kitty anyway.
The kitten didn't bother to argue about things like "my hair has already grown neatly. I used to have hair all over my body, but I'm a little bald recently." It reached out and took a piece of paper from the bedside table, and said, "either you From now on, you will call me Brother Cat, or you will sign this agreement."
Shu Jiuhuai took the paper and looked at it, amused.The format of this agreement is quite formal, but the content is very informal.The agreement stated that if Shu Jiuhuai didn't want to call Kitty Brother, then when they went home, Shu Jiuhuai would play a two-person three-legged game with Kitty and run around the villa for ten weeks.
It's really easy to run around the villa for ten weeks!Only a few hundred meters a week!Shu Jiuhuai signed immediately.
The kitten smiled slightly, took out a pen from his pocket, and said to Shu Jiuhuai: "A gentleman's promise is very important. You should keep your promise and call me brother, but you don't want to. You have already breached the contract once. This agreement is the second time, I believe you will not break your promise this time."
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The kitten used a pen to add a note on the "ten weeks" of running around the villa for ten weeks.
Note: One week equals one week.
In the next seventy days, I hope everyone can get along happily. :)
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