The veterinary sister paper of Fengshen

Regardless of how Deng Jiugong broke his loving father's heart and broke his mother-in-law's mouth, the female man in his family will still go her own way and be an elegant and noble business leftover woman.

"Hey, I don't care about you as a father, what's your love, what's the big deal... the big deal is that you won't be able to marry in the future, my sister-in-law is alone, she's old and decrepit, ahem, no... in short, she's a daughter Don't worry, as long as your father and I don't stretch my legs and walk in front of you, I will support you for my father, and nothing else, at least, at least your three bowls of rice are indispensable." Deng Jiugong, who accepted his fate, didn't care about his daughter Deng Chanyu's relieved appearance , He flicked his sleeves and entered the main room.

Hey, with a daughter who is as useless as an idiot, he has to continue to walk unswervingly on this road of no return for treacherous ministers and favored ministers. The world has been so difficult for so long, and let good people live, I think back then I was also a pear blossom crushing begonia, known as the jade-faced little white dragon, a romantic figure who was more talented than Pan An, a promising young man, alas... the hero does not mention the bravery of the past, let's look forward to the present.

So he will fight, for the rest of his daughter's life, for his happy and not hungry old age, at this time Deng Jiugong felt inexplicable sadness in his heart, the golden light shone on the top of his clever head, and his old face was full of determination.

It seems that it is time to focus on the central policy of flattering the good king, so that in the future I can get promoted and raise my salary, become the number one treacherous minister, raise a lively and spicy woman, and go crazy in history.

kindness?As a loyal and treacherous minister, he should worry about the king's worries and think about the king's thoughts.Deng Jiugong touched the repaired mouse whiskers. At this moment, the king must have gone to a corner of the palace and squatted in a corner. He smiled very deeply, showing a wretched expression that any man could understand.

What's more, the king who is a hungry wolf in color, cough cough, slapped his mouth, he said wrongly, he should be His Majesty of the big man among the big men?

If it is as he expected, it seems that tomorrow, his small coffers will receive another sum of money.

What's going on, we have to start after the retreat,

When he was having a great time fighting with those old enemies, the few people seemed to speak out, but they hid their swords in their smiles. It was really a verbal sword fight. After Di Xin shouted to stop angrily, they looked at each other and laughed heartily. Xuan, where the eyes meet is lightning and thunder.

Do you still remember a certain old minister who lamented that the treacherous minister was in power, the villain was successful, he walked tremblingly, and he left the stage desolately under the bitter background sound comparable to Erquan Yingyue?

That's right, it was this guy who deceived the innocent feelings of the soldiers who watched the gate.The guards watched him go all the way, but they didn't expect a scene that refreshed their three views.Who can tell them that as soon as he left the palace gate, he felt as if he had taken a new Gaizhonggai high-calcium tablet. His back pain was gone, his legs were no longer sore, and he walked with strength. He was not at all inferior to the agile figure of the young man. Who is the master?

I saw the old minister get on his horse one by one, and then speed up his horse, not inferior to the legendary magic, shrinking the ground into an inch and arriving at a mansion.

"Hey, hey, you old guys wait for me, I haven't placed a bet yet." The old minister said hurriedly.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'll be waiting for you!" Why is it the No. [-] treacherous official who made the most noise? !

If Di Xin was here, he would definitely be shocked, oh my god, why are so many courtiers here! ! !

Hey, if you don't bring people like you, the agreed-upon death will not communicate with each other, and the agreed-upon loyal and treacherous officials can't play happily?What are you guys up to?

Obviously when they went to court, there was a lot of quarrels, and it was either you or me to kill each other. Why did they go down to the court, and they ran together affectionately and started betting when they came around the corner and started betting? Is this unscientific?If Ningxiang knew about it, she would definitely tell Di Xin, who had a broken worldview, that it was because of love at the corner.

Talking about the love and killing of brothers and sisters, what strange things, get out of the way.

"Okay, now that everyone is here, let's continue to place bets, buy and leave, buy and leave." After placing a bet, these guys, who are deeply rooted in the essence of the 21st century flash mob, scattered .

"Hey, brother Jiugong, wait a minute, can you tell me which side has a better chance of winning?" The old man with a serious face smiled flatteringly at this moment.

"Needless to say, I don't think His Majesty is as violent and capricious as my father said, and he can listen to the persuasion of our ministers. He is a monarch with both civil and military skills, which is quite normal. From this point of view, Your Majesty will most likely abide by the ancestral precepts." , you won't go to see the two beauties who just entered the palace in private, right?" A voice interjected.

"Go, go, what do you know, you stupid goose." The old minister pushed away the stunned youth who hadn't seen many people in the market who came over to place bets on behalf of his sick father.He thinks that young people are ignorant, and you have come across a good time. Recently, the king's IQ has not run away from home, but he is still quite a normal king.

The old minister sighed for a while but didn't forget the business. He turned his head and started to ask Deng Jiugong again: "What's the matter, brother, please explain."

Deng Jiugong smiled mysteriously, pretending to be a master of Taoism who can't reveal the secret: "This, the Buddha said, don't say it."

"Hey, you old guy, when did you believe in Buddhism? If others don't know me, can you still not know what you are capable of? You just lift your ass, and I know what you are going to do." The old minister choked on Deng Jiugong.

"Hmph, I'm an old guy, are you a little guy? Don't forget that you little old man is a few years older than me." Deng Jiugong turned away angrily.

"I just won't tell you, what's wrong! Hmph, I won't see you off..." Deng Jiugong, who had won the battle, sat in the sedan chair and said to his king, presuming that he was pretending to be unintentional. After saying a few words about how beautiful these beauties are, the vegetarian king whose eyes were almost green couldn't help itching to stop looking at those two beauties?

Even with my toes, I don't know it's impossible.As for the two beauties as sisters, if they have a good relationship and live in the same place, there is no need to tell the burning king.

Di Xin, who was tricked by Deng Jiugong unintentionally, was in a dilemma. Finally, he made up his mind and convinced himself that there was nothing wrong with visiting his wife even if the widow went to see her.

"I don't want to do anything." Di Xin, who had just entered the lady's residence and hadn't done anything yet, fell ill and was bitten by the big Wang lurking in the dark. He wailed and complained.What else do you want to do?Kong Xuan gritted his teeth in displeasure.

Ah, the shrill screams rose again somewhere in the palace.

So what, the kind-hearted second uncle said that a certain peacock definitely did not intend to forget that there was a poor thigh of a flower picker under his sharp canine teeth.

Ningxiang's triumphant face made Daji suddenly realize that this eccentric little girl of her family must have done something bad again. She plotted against an innocent person and succeeded without accident.

Ningxiang with an innocent face said to the second sister: "Second sister, I didn't do anything bad, don't stare at me with your big beautiful eyes, I'm panicking, little sister.

"Since something happened, let's go out and have a look." Calling the maidservant to help them get dressed, Daji took his younger sister Ningxiang out of the palace, and immediately saw Di Xin who was bitten by half of his thigh by the big Wang.

Seeing that the maids following behind the two sisters and the guards outside were all kneeling on the ground, the intelligent Daji naturally knew that this rough and heroic mature man was her future husband.

Seeing Ningxiang Dawang, he immediately let go, and ran to Ningxiang's side. Not long after, Ningxiang took the culprit Dawang away secretly like an underground party joint.

It's not that Ningxiang has no sympathy and disregards sisterhood, it's very unkind to leave the innocent and pure little white rabbit sister alone to face the lustful pervert Emperor Xin.The main reason is that as a small animal with a keen female intuition and a magical sixth sense, she realized her cute little white rabbit on the way with her second sister. Transformed into a powerful faction with great lethality, more feminine than a female man.

After all, the average female man doesn't have the face of a little white rabbit, but also has the temperament of a white lotus.

Adhering to the rigorous attitude of scientific research, Ningxiang came to a conclusion very seriously. It seems that her second sister has the legendary schizophrenia syndrome, which means that the second sister is a gentle and harmless little white rabbit during the day, and at night It becomes a beautiful fox with five-star praise for lethality.

Tsk tsk tsk, Comrade, you have a good journey, Ningxiang looked at the heroic man who finally remembered to maintain his image in front of beauties and stopped crying, and silently lit the wax for him in his heart, another one who was destined to surrender to the domineering side of the second sister Poor man under the leaky pomegranate skirt, I sympathize with that.

Over there is a master's move, and this Ningxiang returned to the boudoir with the big dog who has made great contributions. It's not in vain. I used beef bones to grind your teeth along the way. Teeth for a while.

As for whether the poor king won the big prize and became the first rabies patient, Ningxiang said that she hadn't considered this issue. At first glance, the footsteps are frivolous, and it looks like a typical over-indulgent pervert. Will he carry the potential factors of the Chinese name Hualiu disease and the English name love disease.

Wooooow, poor big Wang, are you so hungry, how can you bite people casually?What if you accidentally get a disease that can't be cured in this era of backward medical treatment, and then an unlucky one dies young, what do you want me to do, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..

Here it is again, the helpless second uncle and uncle looked at each other and then staggered their eyes, as if they had made an appointment, provoked the urge to help the forehead, and they all thought at the same time that the next step would be wah wah wah wah wah wah, right?

In fact, they were all imitating the typical crying method of women in this era before, and Ningxiang, who was eager to learn, came up with a new way of crying. She groaned twice, and was stared at by the king's big black eyes.I thought about what to do, I did something wrong, I felt guilty, I am not a good master, I am guilty and I repent.

"By the way, taking advantage of the fact that the germs are still in the latent stage, I can definitely act first, and weed out the roots so that there will be no future troubles." Finally remembering her job, Ning Xiang resumed her old job.

"Come, come, Da Wang, come here, the master will brush your teeth for you, forget it and go take a shower."

"Wash, wash, take a bath, rose petals are indispensable, soak it, rub it, twist it, only the handsome big dog." The second uncle closed his eyes and recuperated, directly ignoring the absurd out-of-tune of a certain idiot. Bathhouse song.

As for taking a bath, ahem, to borrow a word from the little girl, life is like that, if you can't resist, then enjoy it calmly.Although this sentence is not a wise saying, it makes sense when used here.