The veterinary sister paper of Fengshen

Not to mention how the saints in the nine heavens bargained, the story of this world is still advancing according to its unknown track.

Tired all the way, Deng Jiugong was fortunate enough not to disgrace his life. Although the process was bumpy, he managed to unload the heavy burden on him, which can be regarded as bringing back all the future queen and sister-in-law of his family.

This day happened to be the Third Daughter's Day in March. Ning Xiang, who knew a little about this when she was a house girl in modern times, and knew it even more when she arrived in the Su Mansion, felt a little sad.

Originally, she had already planned that this time she would definitely have a serious Doll's Day, but she didn't know that the plan could not keep up with the changes, and an inadvertent one was treated as a wild flower on the roadside, and was turned yellow by a certain pig in the field cabbage.

The promised Girl’s Day, release river lanterns, bloom peach blossoms, meet male gods and disappear, I am a man, man, are you hungry? If you are hungry, Ningxiang will make you noodle soup ...Ningxiang, who realized the crooked building, quickly switched the channel to the original position.

As the saying goes, people search for him thousands of times, and when I look back suddenly, the male god is in a dimly lit place... Seeing the little girl with obviously different complexions, Da Wang leaned forward and gently He touched the little girl's ivory white hand with his wet nose.

Ning Xiang, who was wandering around with her mind empty, keenly felt the icy cold touch from the tip of Da Wang's soft and fleshy nose. At this time, she rubbed fiercely at Meng Wang who was bigger, more mature, considerate, gentle and sensible: "It's not in vain to drag you up with a pile of shit and piss. My son, I'm so happy for my mother."

A gust of cold wind whizzed past, and Da Wang, who was hugged in his arms, turned into a popsicle unknowingly. Comrade Ningxiang, who was stunned, had long been accustomed to Da Wang's stiff state for a few days every month, so he rubbed two handfuls of balls The cute hair on the head poked the tensed muscles, and said coldly: "Da Wang, you are hard..."

While talking, she didn't forget to pinch Da Wang's fur paws, she tightened her strength, and her whole body was almost buried in Da Wang's lush hair, and her delicate face would love to be rubbed by her every now and then. Hugged in his arms, Da Wang's fur grew whiter and softer.

Ningxiang blushed, and let out a pleasant □□ with great enjoyment. In the chilly spring days, holding Binuan baby with a big furry dog ​​that can adjust the temperature next to her, don't be too happy these days.

Under the attack of the little girl's unconscious coquetry and cuteness, the big dog who turned into a popsicle slowly thawed and warmed up, and his big fur tail, which was comparable to a squirrel, swept back and forth on the little girl's playful legs exposed outside the thin blanket from time to time.

But Ningxiang didn't understand the frail psychological endurance of the two old people at all. After a while, Ningxiang, a little woman, was molesting Da Wang in various ways, but she was naughty and didn't know that she was in the middle of the cute outer layer. Under the skin are the mature souls of two male gods.

So, the uncle had no choice but to endure the clusters of anger being lit by the ignorant and mischievous little girl, but he didn't know if the fire was anger or sex?

However, under the surface of the high and cold iceberg, what cannot be concealed is a volcano that is about to erupt with hot magma.

Feeling that "the gate of the palace is as deep as the sea, from then on her parents are passers-by", Ning Xiang brought Da Wang, who had been raised since she was a child, into the palace on March [-]rd, but entering the palace means entering the palace. The reason for living in the palace closest to Di Xin is naturally because the new concubines have to fast and bathe in a palace specially opened for them for three days, so as to wash away bad luck and avoid colliding with the king's dragon body.

On the way here, Deng Jiugong introduced this point to the future queen Daji in detail, so when waiting for a group of maidservants to lead the two sisters to a slightly remote palace, Daji was also calm and calm. Ningxiang, thanks to the torment of the TV series, she was deeply impressed by the episode where the sisters took a bath together, King Zhou was peeping, and the palace was burned down, so naturally she would not have any doubts.

The maids who were serving in the palace went to the hot spring pool to get ready first, and Daji and Ningxiang ordered the dowry maids they brought from Su's house to rest the clothes first, so that they could change after bathing. After all, the two sisters, who were raised pampered, are not used to wearing clothes made by other embroiderers they are not familiar with. They really like to be willful when they have money.

After being busy for a while, all the maids performed their duties. Under their service, Daji had already relieved Luo Shang.And Ning Xiang led Da Wang to the door of the hot spring pool, and chattered to the more powerful Da Wang for a while, Ning Xiang, who was busy with business, turned and entered the door with a smirk.

The maid and eunuch watched the new concubine enter the house, and soon heard a sentence, "There is a girl in the Su family who has just grown up, and she is born beautiful and hard to give up." The tone is soft and playful, and the poem has never been heard before.Although people could not see clearly through the window screen, everyone outside the house knew that the owner of the voice was obviously a girl, but who was the owner of this pleasant voice praising?

A young eunuch who knew a few words in the past and was just beginning to understand literature shook his head. He felt a little regretful. There are some flaws in the words, which makes people secretly think it's a pity.

And Ning Xiang, who is ugly in the literature, knocked her clumsy head sullenly, she wanted to be arty and be a wealthy businessman's version of Cai Wenji.Reluctantly, the years are not forgiving, old, after walking through the single-plank bridge of the college entrance examination, she only remembered these fragments of the Song of Everlasting Regret that she had worked so hard to memorize, but luckily it was all the essence.

Ningxiang's small gestures and dejected expression made Daji laugh at Daji, who was slowly taking off her clothes. She turned sideways and looked over with winking eyes. I was dumbfounded.

She from the Appearance Association murmured: "Sure enough, I really answered that sentence. This time, I chose the king's side. Looking back, I smiled at Bai Meisheng, and the six palaces of Fendai have no color." Fascinated, she had a small look of intoxication on her face, "It's no wonder that the emperor and his elders all feel sorry for the beauty. It's really the spring cold that bathes Huaqing Pool, and the hot spring water is smooth and smooth."

"Xiangxiang, why are you standing there in a daze, why don't you come down quickly." Daji, who was already soaking in the hot spring and enjoying the comfort of the spring water, saw that the little girl was still standing by the pool in a daze and hurriedly beckoned her to come over.

"Just come, just come, just come..." Ning Xiang replied in repeated voices, took off her outer robe neatly, and entered the water wearing only her white inner skirt.

"Wow, second sister, your skin is so good, why don't you let others touch it, okay?" Before Daji agreed, a little pervert who just asked a polite question stretched out her claws to that piece of white and flawless icy skin.

That's not to mention, the lustful Ningxiang ate the tender tofu from her second sister, and at the same time, she didn't forget to shoot Daji's well-developed part with envious eyes, making Daji, who was already shy and gentle, ashamed Can't help coquettishly: "Xiangxiang, you, where are you looking..."

"No, don't touch it! Ah... I hate it!"

"Yes, yes, little beauty, you just follow me, follow the young master, and take care of your delicious and spicy food, beauty, don't run away."

The mist is misty and the water is lingering. In this shadowy palace with overlapping veils, two young daughters with good looks are laughing and playing in the hot spring pool, and there is a lot of laughter.

There was cheering here, but there were constant disputes over there. Di Xin rubbed his forehead and was very dissatisfied when he saw the noisy civil servants and military generals who kept arguing with each other.

The post-sealing ceremony has not yet been held. Of course, there are factors of obeying the rules of the ancestors, but there is also this group of ministers who are noisier than five hundred ducks.These days, many old ministers are unwilling to be lonely, and it is nothing more than Daji's various reasons for not being a queen.

In the current situation, Di Xin naturally knows that these guys are just early birds, and what can you do with the fools who have been used as guns. You can't lose the demeanor of a king, so let's explain the truth to these stubborn old men.

Let's put it in the past, and replace it with the bad-tempered him before, forgive them even if they have ten guts, they dare not hesitate.What can he do now, he has to say two words silently: "I will endure!"

Di Xin also understands the principle of haste makes waste, even if the change cannot be made too fast, as a great king, he always has to consider the fragility of a courtier.

Of course, even if you don't care about these things, Di Xin is still the king who speaks one word at heart, but if he is asked to blindly imitate the gentleness of those benevolent kings and sages, he will not be able to learn it.The key is that the following group of ministers who like to chatter are not yet self-aware, and they don't realize that their non-stop chattering has made Di Xin, who is fiery and strong-tempered on the throne, very impatient.

At this time, the understanding hero Deng Jiugong has a place to play. He is indeed a professional householder who is flattering, and the number one traitor with full skills in observing words and emotions.He was very considerate, and justly reprimanded this group of stubborn old enemies who were at odds with him, and after a long verbal battle, he finally described the old enemies who usually had their chins upturned like quails with their chests and heads down. Shut up.

Hmph, now I, Deng Jiugong, also have a backer. Just you guys, you guys, you always think that I am an upright minister, and you Deng Jiugong is the face of a loyal minister who is a shameless street mouse, and you don't even bother to talk to me.Feng Shui turns around, this year I will be a villager, hehe, Deng Jiugong secretly smirked twice.

Our family is lip service!how?Don't like it?Come and bite me if you have the ability!

At the beginning, he went to Jizhou disheartened, but this time he came back to win the king's heart. Deng Jiugong, who immediately raised his tail to the sky, walked away triumphantly with his hands behind his back, and the ministers behind him were dumbfounded by his embarrassment. .

"The treacherous ministers are in power, and the villains will succeed..." Several old loyal ministers walked away with their heads hunched over, shaking their heads.

"Father, you are willing to come back, I thought you were too happy to be away?" Hearing this familiar pungent female voice, Deng Jiugong, who was originally looking like a shy girl, immediately turned into a bitter face.

It was none other than his family's precious daughter, Deng Chanyu, a well-known female man who was well-known in court songs, and a leftover woman in her twenties.

For this picky, hot-tempered daughter, Deng Jiugong broke a loving father's heart. }"Cough cough." Seeing that his daughter wanted to sit like a man who didn't sit, and wanted to stand like a man who didn't stand up, Deng Jiugong couldn't help but start talking, "Chanyu, why don't you look like a woman? How many times have I told you for my father that women should be chaste and elegant, and the most important thing is to be reserved..."

"Tell me, how many daughters of the same age as you are married, let alone a husband, how old are their children, why are you so unbelievable?" Deng Jiugong hates women for not becoming men, I raised It's a girl's house, you said that a good daughter's house is no different from a rough guy.

Seeing that her father was going to talk in the same old way again, Deng Chanyu couldn't help but feel her scalp tingle, she quickly took over the conversation, and hurriedly said: "Father, you can't blame me, who said that all the men in the capital are soft-footed shrimps, and they eat better than me. A daughter's family is still delicate, so I can't feel it. Not to mention that each of them can only do some tricks, and I can't even pass ten moves under my hands. I can't look down on such a man."

Deng Jiugong smiled bitterly, daughter, daughter, don’t even think about it, since you have to eat at least three bowls for a meal, which son-in-law can eat better than you, and if he can really compare to you, then this door-to-door son-in-law will become a Is it a mess?

You don't want to be ordered by your parents, and you don't want to be told by a matchmaker. You have to come to a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, and you don't want to think about how many princes and grandchildren worshiped under the sect of immortals like you.Speaking of it, he regretted it at the beginning, he knew it earlier...

"It's all because the reputation of being a treacherous minister has misled you, hey..." Deng Jiugong sighed, but the words did not finish.

"Father, why do you think this way? It has been going on throughout the ages. Fortunately, you are just flattering, saying a few slanderous words from time to time, arguing with old enemies, and not doing anything that harms loyal people, commits crimes, commits crimes, and unforgivable crimes. Now that you have recognized your mistakes, as long as you don’t add fuel to the fire in the future, it will be fine.”

Seeing his daughter hurriedly comforting his concern, Deng Jiugong uttered the words that he had held in his mouth for a long time: "Otherwise, how could the originally delicate daughter's family become the aggressive one it is now?"

He thought for a while, and changed the word "shrew" into the word "threat", which is more subtle and euphemistic.After all, the daughter in the weekdays is not so sensible and obedient.As for his own daughter who doesn't have many nice adjectives, he is selectively deaf.