Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

Several years later, when Juli got more knowledge, he finally found the right words to describe Osamu Dazai—this guy must have been a Facebook fan in his previous life, right?

Otherwise, how could it be possible to smile dangerously as if trying to kill someone one second, but immediately glared at the passing beauty's eyes in the next second, muttering "Ah, what a good person to die for love", and then all over his face. Harmlessly walking over to strike up a conversation?

In short, because of the above reasons, after the "little" episode in the restaurant, he was led by suicide lovers to the magic hall on the top floor.The other party randomly chose a relatively hidden corner to place him, and he happily chatted with the beautiful woman he had just discovered, as happy as a bird that had finally come out of the cage.

The feline resisted the urge to grab the head of the "bird" in one bite, and tried to turn its attention back to the hall, observing the guests who were seated one after another.

Probably in order to highlight the relaxed atmosphere, instead of adopting the traditional row-by-row auditorium pattern, there are more than a dozen small round tables arranged in a well-arranged pattern.In order to maintain order and quietness, each table can accommodate up to two to three people, so even if one person comes to watch the performance, there will be no embarrassment. It is a very humanized design.

Of course, if you happen to meet your favorite celibate opposite sex, you can take a seat and spend a good time together.

Naturally, Shuli couldn't figure out the way of it, and thought that a certain person was just a special case, until he accidentally dropped his hair ornament, and when he bent down to pick it up, a hand suddenly appeared, taking the first step Pick up the golden bell—

"I found a lovely lady."

The other party maintained a slightly bent posture, like an English gentleman, with a just right smile on his lips, and he spread his hands and slowly returned what belonged to him.

The slightly frivolous opening remarks were supposed to be unpleasant, but the person who spoke was only eight or nine years old. Even if he pretended to be like an adult, he couldn't change the fact that he was a young lady.

However, his appearance is very good, especially his pair of blue eyes are very agile and cunning, it is estimated that he can kill everything from an eighty-year-old lady to a three-year-old girl without any effort.Not to mention, he has worked hard to practice the skills of getting along with the opposite sex.

If asked why, he would be very proud to answer:

After all, I, Kaito Kuroba, am an inspirational future magician who relies on craftsmanship to make a living. How can I do without any charm?

Leaving aside whether his ideals in life are necessarily related to chatting up women, in short, he does have the capital to be an arsonist, and basically no opposite party can cruelly refuse his approach.

However, he didn't know that this seemingly beautiful "little girl" in front of him was an out-and-out boy, facing his offensive, he immediately showed a somewhat unhappy expression.

——Being called cute or something makes my whole body go numb...

The feline in a foreign dress knew he was wrong, so he resisted the discomfort and reached out to grab the bell in the opponent's palm.

But I don't know if it was to tease him on purpose, or if he really remembered something, the other party flicked his wrist, and unexpectedly found a delicate and beautiful rose from nowhere and handed it to him, and at the same time said with fear on his face:

"Ah, I was almost rude when we first met. How could I greet you empty-handed... To express my apology, can you let me sit by the side and serve you who don't want to argue with a daredevil?"

"..."

——Very well, he is [-]% sure that this person did it on purpose.

Shu Li subconsciously shook his ears, feeling that he could hardly bear the urge to hit someone, and really wanted to drag the brat in front of him into the wall with his tail, so that he would know that not everyone can be provoked at will.

However, in order not to reveal his identity, the semi-beastist woman who offered a reward in women's clothing could only keep calm and firmly shook his head to express his resistance.

Unexpectedly, in the eyes of others, all his behaviors seem to be covered with a layer of filters. Whether he is frowning or angry, all of them can be explained by the word "tsundere" - this is the selling point of the character of the cat-eared girl , Even if you don't come into contact with Two-dimensional charging, you are very familiar with and love it.

Let me ask, who can refuse the cat master?Especially the humanoid version, no matter what cat style or dog style you like, just take it away with one set.

However, Kaito Kuroba's observation ability is excellent, and at this moment, his eyes suddenly moved up, and he suddenly noticed a blind spot.

"Wow, your ears are really... well!"

Before he finished speaking, his mouth was suddenly covered by the person in front of him, and he could only make a muffled sound.From his point of view, the green eyes of the "girl" who hastily opened round are like the most beautiful opals, which are particularly eye-catching in the gradually darkening room.

He couldn't help being stunned for a moment, because the distance between the two of them was too close, so he quickly caught his silly expression from the other's eyes.

——Ah, ah...the image!image!

The future magician, who was always at ease, hurriedly adjusted his mood, tentatively raised his hand to hold the opponent's wrist bone, shook it gently twice, and then blinked coquettishly.

——"If it's your secret, I won't tell it."

His lips were pressed against the palm of the tree, deliberately and silently conveying the content with his mouth, expressing his sincerity.

The tickle in his breath made the feline tremble, and he couldn't help but put down his arms, and glanced at him angrily.

In the end, instead of being discouraged, Kuroba Kaito leaned forward and helped to re-tie the hair ornament, then lowered his voice and said, "I really don't have any malicious intentions, and I will help you keep a good secret...so in order to supervise me How about exchanging contact information?"

"..."

Juli couldn't figure out his brain circuit more and more. I don't know how many times he was silent. He began to consider whether he should lift his skirt to prove his gender issue - although he might be regarded as a pervert, he really wanted to teach How can a brat start a new life.

Fortunately(?), before he was about to do something irreversible, his shoulders were suddenly embraced by bandage-wrapped hands, and at the same time, a familiar insensible male voice came from above his head.

"No, I won't give 'her' to you."

I don't know how much they had listened to the conversation between them, Osamu Dazai bent down slightly, as if to express intimacy and possessiveness, he purposely circled his arms a little tighter, making the dazed cat almost completely stick to him body.

Facing the blue-eyed boy who was half his age, he didn't have the demeanor of an elder at all. Instead, he curled his lips rather childishly, and repeated: "This guy——is mine, do you understand?"

"...What about yours and mine? She is an independent individual with her own thoughts. No matter what your relationship is, you don't have the right to interfere too much, right?"

Probably due to male instinct, Kuroba Kaito quickly fought back, defending the human rights of the lovely "little girl", looking like a respectable dragon slaying warrior.

The black-haired boy is really like a dragon entrenched on the treasure, narrowing his eyes arrogantly, and said with a half-smile: "Ah, the most important part of what you said... there is really no room for a third person between me and 'her' Step in, because this guy is my child, adoptive, daughter-in-law, oh!"

"Tong Tong Tong Tong what—?"

The young boy stuttered, he was no match for a certain person's heart tactics, and after thinking for a long time, he managed to force out a sentence: "This, this is not right?!"

"What's wrong, or, it's okay for you to understand it as a baby girl."

Osamu Dazai rationalized his statement, completely blocked every loophole for the opponent's possible counterattack, and did not forget to pretend to be sympathetic: "If you don't have it, it doesn't mean that others are wrong, right? Sure enough, he is a child and has no knowledge. "

After hitting Kaito Kuroba, who was temporarily at a loss for words, he stood up straight, lowered his eyes and looked at Juri who didn't know why in his arms, and sighed helplessly.

"Forget it, I'll take you with me, I really can't leave for a while."

"...It's about the clothes, I won't wear them again next time."

After being led a few steps away, Shuli mumbled angrily after holding back his stomach, and then gave full play to the cat's curious nature, and couldn't help asking: "What are child brides and baby relatives? Doesn't he seem to be very shocked?"

Since he just won a battle, the mafia cadre reserve who made people feel frightened was obviously in a happy mood. He explained the meaning of the two words very happily, and finally hummed a little song with a strange tune, regardless of being framed (cat) A rapidly darkening complexion.

"Dazai-kun, have you finished what you have to deal with?" Two steps away from them, the woman who was being approached by Dazai raised her head, looking curiously at the duo in front of her.

Compared with the boy who made her heart flutter, the new "girl" also has a high level of beauty, like a little princess walking out of a fairy tale, giving people a feeling that even if "she" is accompanied by a Mad Hatter and a March Hare ( *Alice in Wonderland related characters), there is nothing to be surprised about.

She suddenly lost a little confidence in her appearance, and subconsciously raised her hand to brush her hair, inadvertently releasing the soft charm of a mature woman.

The black-haired boy sat down with a smile, looked at her with eyes that seemed to see everything, and then said casually: "Well, it's just a trivial matter that is not worth mentioning."

While saying this, there was a faint dangerous aura floating around him, as if mixed with the gunpowder smoke on the battlefield and the thin and elusive mist, people were instinctively attracted to him, and couldn't help but have the contradiction of wanting to stay away idea.

There was a flash of admiration in the woman's eyes, knowing what he didn't want to talk about, she cleverly changed the subject, "Is this child Dazai-kun's younger sister?"

"'She', is—"

"It's not my sister, it's the child bride." The vindictive feline took the opportunity to cut off Osamu Dazai's voice, and deliberately softened his voice, learning and selling what the "teacher" taught.

"It's the kind of relationship with a baby kiss. In order to prevent him from cheating, I came here to supervise."

"—So, Miss, are you sure you want to be the third party between us?"