Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

After making arrangements for his rivals, the black-haired boy picked up the cup at hand and shook it lightly, slowly sipping the ginger tea in it with the attitude of drinking wine.

A hint of spicy and slightly sweet taste diffused in his taste buds, causing him to frown, and complained childishly: "Ah, I really don't like drinking this kind of thing, it's just torture."

"Then why do you still try." The feline glanced at him, took a sip from the cup himself, the cat ears on the top of his head trembled twice, and then said expressionlessly: "It really doesn't taste good. "

So, why should you try it.

Osamu Dazai was not stupid enough to ask this question, after all, he could quite understand the curiosity of cats, because he was not far behind.

After the two tortured themselves, the long-awaited crab feast was finally served on the table.

This is a giant Australian shore crab weighing eight catties. The part of the pincers alone is bigger than the palm of an adult, not to mention the crab cover covered with raised thorns, which is enough for a child to hold his head. Bury it in and eat it.

No matter in terms of taste or viewing, it is undoubtedly the top level, of course, the price is also in the high-end ranks.

Just one raw crab is enough for half a month's food expenses of an ordinary family, not to mention that after being carefully cooked by the restaurant and transformed into a series of mouth-watering delicacies, the price is simply rising geometrically.

All in all, it was quite a heart-wrenching meal.

Although Shuli has no concept of money, but with the most intuitive feeling, in his eyes, the bigger the thing is, the more expensive it is, so he hesitated for a while, and repeatedly confirmed: "This... I can really eat it?"

"Of course, it is absolutely impossible to return the dishes that have already been served."

The black-haired boy raised his chopsticks, and the half of his face that was not covered by the bandage showed a simple, sincere smile that didn't seem fake, obviously quite satisfied with the meal in front of him.

For him, food is his favorite, and he has harmed Ka, the deadly enemy. By the way, he has succeeded in buying people's (cat's) hearts, and the pleasure of obtaining multiple fruits of victory in one fell swoop naturally makes him extremely happy.

The feline who doesn't know the inside story can guess the other party's convoluted thoughts. Now that he is allowed to eat, he immediately takes a large crab claw and sticks out his tongue to lick the fresh crab meat inside.

His way of eating still maintains the nature of a feline. It obviously does not meet human standards, but it reveals a bit of elegance, as if he is shaking his invisible long and thin beard while eating, so as not to get on his own. on the hair.

If you observe carefully, you will find that the tip of his tongue is slightly triangular, with some soft barbs growing on it, so he can easily hook food into his mouth like a spoon.

But the cat's tongue is very delicate and afraid of being scalded. It took him a long time to touch the delicious seafood porridge.

I have to say that watching him eat is quite interesting. Osamu Dazai unconsciously stared at it distractedly for a while, and suddenly remembered that he should take a photo as a souvenir, so he took out his mobile phone.

"Crack-"

In order to prevent sneak shots, mobile phones sold in Japan cannot mute the sound when taking pictures, so when the shutter is pressed, a very crisp special effect sound is emitted.

Shuli quickly raised his head vigilantly, but he didn't want to keep his lips stained with crab oil. He was photographed, which caused the young man on the opposite side to chuckle, and pointed to the corner of his lips, reminding: "You are here Got something on it."

He instinctively stuck out his tongue and licked it, and indeed tasted some fresh and sweet taste.

In fact, in the cat's taste system, it can't taste any sweetness, but it is probably an evolved version, and it can barely catch a little bit.

After dealing with the image problem, he took a look at the crime tool in the opponent's hand, and after confirming that it was not dangerous, he lowered his head again indifferently and continued to deal with the food in the bowl.

Although he didn't speak, the words "Do Not Disturb During Meals" seemed to be shining brightly on top of his head - he was used to living a life without a meal, and eating a full meal was the top priority, and all other things had to go take a step back.

Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to take more than a dozen photos in a row, and then slowly selected the most interesting part after preparation. However, before he could put away his phone, he suddenly heard the same sound of taking photos from the next table.

He turned his head sideways and looked at the man who hadn't had time to put his arm down, his one-sided iris-colored eyes suddenly curved up, as if he was smiling, but there was no smile in his eyes.

"Excuse me, what are you doing?" He asked knowingly in a soft tone.

The people who dine here are basically the middle and high-level bourgeoisie with well-to-do families.

The potbellied candid photographer was obviously the latter type, but he showed a nonchalant expression when he heard the words, shook the phone screen, and said with a sneer: "It's just a photo, what's the big deal? Ah——I see, That little girl has never seen anything in the world, so she must be short of money, right?"

A gleam flashed in his eyes, proud of his successful hunting again, he immediately leaned over, lowered his voice and said again.

"It doesn't look like you two are related by blood. Could it be that where did you buy her? Don't worry, I don't mean to get to the bottom of it. I just want to borrow her for two days and take more photos."

"Well, if you set a price, if it's not ridiculously high, I can give you a check right now, or go directly to the bank to cash it, no problem."

"How is it? It's a good deal."

"Borrow to take a photo?" The black-haired boy tilted his head with a half-smile, slightly away from the man's foul breath, and then said in a very emotional tone: "I didn't expect that these days, lolicon is really not good. How little... let me think about it, how much is this child worth."

Not long after his eyes faded, the dark mist slowly floated up, covering the rare ray of warm light, and then, sudden darkness fell on it.If someone has the courage to take a look at it, they will probably be swallowed up by the condensed hell in the next second.

However, he leaned over to the man's ear, did not make eye contact with him, and just whispered something.

Immediately afterwards, the man's expression changed suddenly, as if he had heard something extremely terrifying, he was shaking like chaff for a moment, and the seat was creaking.

Osamu Dazai patted the other person's shoulder with his bandaged palm, not knowing whether to appease him or further intimidate him, and then continued his previous speech.

"Crunch crunch—"

The wooden seat shook very violently. If it wasn't for its support, the man sitting on it would have softened into a puddle of mud and rolled to the ground in embarrassment, trembling and desperately regretting why he provoked him. evil god.

——This guy, this guy is simply scarier than the devil!

"Is the price I'm offering reasonable, Sato-kun?" The soft voice turned into a vine that strangled his neck, and slowly tightened in circles, making him almost unable to breathe, and his face turned into an ugly purple. .

In order to survive, he could only nod his head in agreement, but he didn't have the courage to make a sound, for fear of saying too much and making mistakes.

"It's great that you can admit it, and I'm relieved." The black-haired boy nimbly pulled out the phone from his fingers, deciphered the password without any pause, entered the photo album, and browsed the contents without any restraint. , completely disregarding the will of the owner.

Of course, if you give the other party [-] more guts now, you probably won't dare to say a word of no.

"Oh, what a filthier person than I imagined. He just wanted to delete a photo, but he accidentally hurt his eyes. Oh, about this, you have to make good money for my spirit Loss fee~"

He frowned childishly, unceremoniously emptied the man's treasured photos that had been treasured for a long time, then returned the mobile phone to the other party's pocket, and patted it through the expensive fabric, expressing something meaningful.

"I do not accept checks and in-person bank withdrawal transaction options."

"—Because, if I really agree with you to borrow the child, it means that I have admitted the identity of the criminal, and it is easy to be manipulated. After that, you can arrange people to ambush on the road and force me to sign an unequal agreement. Treaty, sell 'her' cheaply, so as to keep myself from being sent to the police station... Am I right?"

The man who had guessed every step of his mind was dripping with cold sweat, and nodded stiffly, not even the slightest thought of sophistry emerged.

——It has been completely seen through, the dirty things he has done and every structure in his brain are being revealed in the eyes of the other party in every detail, as if they are completely transparent...

"Satou-kun, you have succeeded so many times that you are too arrogant to think about the consequences of failure. Then, please pay for what you have done—"

"What you bought now is no longer some weak and innocent young girl, but your life and family property."

The seemingly harmless words finally exposed the cold edge, like a sharp blade that often sees blood, it can easily split the air together.

Osamu Dazai was still smiling, turned around slowly and took out a paper towel, as if to wipe off the pickle from the pests that his fingertips had touched, rubbed it hard a few times in disgust, and then took out his mobile phone, quite business-like the way:

"I only accept on-site transfers, please complete them within 1 minute. Otherwise, I will soon lose patience and do things that I can't even stop."

The smile on his lips gradually faded, turning into a clear indifference and impatience.

"—For example, a shot that knocked your head off or something."

——Withdrawing the foreword, no one in the world will hire such a terrible salesperson.

Without hesitation, the man hurriedly took out his mobile phone tremblingly, transferred a huge amount of money in the blink of an eye, and finally bought back the chance to walk out of the restaurant with the money, and ran away from Osamu Dazai's sight.

On the other side, Shuli, who was watching Cheng, rubbed his chubby belly, let out a long and satisfied breath, and belatedly thought about what had just happened.

His hearing is amazing, and he can naturally hear every syllable in the two people's conversations, but he can understand them when they are separated.

But one thing is very important -

"So my photos can be sold for money?" The penniless feline shook his ears, showing an expression mixed with hope and entanglement, and said distressedly: "Anyway, when I was a test subject, I had already been photographed." It’s been countless times, so I don’t really care about it... But, if it’s sold out, what’s so weird about it?”

"What are you talking about? Your photo was leaked. Is it because the previous buyer didn't find you fast enough?" The bell made a nice jingle.

He was so shocked that he frowned, but because of the short-sightedness of others, he could only bear it temporarily and diverted his attention by thinking.

"Then you mean that you didn't give him a photo, but you got the money... Isn't that a lie?"

"To be precise, it should be called extortion."

Osamu Dazai didn't show the slightest bit of embarrassment, but instead exerted a little force with his fingers, lifting the boy's face up, while he directed himself condescendingly:

"Listen, this is the first lesson I will teach you. One of the three iron laws of the Port Mafia is 'If you are attacked, you must pay back twice as much'. Do you understand?"

"Since he has the guts to touch my property, he must pay it back a thousand times. After all, I am that Dazai Osamu."