[Comprehensive Young Mi] The guy who doesn't pay the rent

Seeing Thor approaching, Tony took off the armor on his hands almost instantly.

Sol looked up and saw Tony being hugged tightly by Happy's waist, and Happy's face, which was not fair at first, was dark and red. He looked at Tony and then at Happy suspiciously, and asked, "You guys?" Two, what are you doing?"

"Oh, Happy has a heart attack." Tony said, and immediately pushed Happy hard, but the guy hugged him too tightly, and he failed to push the first time, he whispered: "Okay, I didn't see When I put away my things? Let me go!"

Happy raised his head, made sure that Tony had indeed put away his armor, and then let him go slowly.

Tony straightened the front of his jacket nonchalantly, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Very well, you finally stopped that stupid thing! Now, can you tell me what's wrong with you? Earth maladaptation?" Or in Asgard, that's how you guys deal with shit?"

Sol looked at Tony with a dark face, and said, "There is no dog in Asgard that can swallow Miu Miao."

"What do you mean?" Tony narrowed his eyes slightly, "Miao Miao? That precious hammer of yours?"

Saul nodded, sighed heavily, and said, "Rosie swallowed it all in his stomach, and the doctor said he needs to wait for him to excrete."

The corners of Tony's mouth twitched, well, he seemed to understand, "So, why are you poking that thing here? You thought there was your hammer? Wait, isn't your hammer already..."

"Although Miaomiao is broken, it doesn't mean it's not Miaomiao." Sol looked at Tony seriously.

Tony held his forehead, looked at Sol with admiration, and said, "You should be glad that I got rid of the reporter on purpose today, Sol, otherwise, tomorrow, everyone in New York will know that the superhero Thor in their minds, Poking shit in a little park in Manhattan!"

"I said, I'm here to find Miu Miao! It's not just poking shit!" Saul corrected dissatisfiedly, "If it were you, believe me, you would do the same!"

"Hey, trust me, there's no way I could do that. If my armor gets eaten by dogs, why don't I build one?" Tony said with a look of "why do I poke shit when I have money" Expression, "Furthermore, there is no dog on earth that can swallow armor!"

"Hulk!" Happy whispered suddenly.

"Haha! That's right!" Thor walked up to Happy with a smile, and patted his shoulder. "I believe Hulk can swallow your extremely flamboyant armor."

Happy glanced at Sol's hand on his shoulder, as if smelling the smell of poop, his face turned blue, he pushed Sol's hand away suddenly, turned around and started vomiting again.

"Oh, poor Happy." Tony shook his head, looked at Happy with a look of pity, and asked, "Are you all right, buddy?"

Happy didn't answer, he vomited until tears came out, he didn't know if it was a psychological effect, he felt a faint smell wafting from the place where Saul had touched, he vomited, and another round of vomiting began.

Saul shrugged, looked at Happy with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Did you eat something bad?"

Tony laughed out loud, and took a step back quietly when Sol didn't notice, he didn't want to follow in Happy's footsteps.

"Is he really okay? You don't consider sending him to the hospital?" Saul turned to Tony.

Tony looked at Happy, this guy seemed to be vomiting bile, he walked up to Happy and was about to reach out to pat his shoulder, when he suddenly remembered that Saul had patted Happy on the shoulder just now, so his hand hovered over In mid-air, after struggling for a few seconds, he resolutely landed on Happy's back and said, "Are you okay?"

Happy raised his head. He usually wouldn't cry even when he was beaten, but now he looked at Tony pitifully with teary eyes, drooling on his lips, and said weakly, "I'm fine."

Tony was a little unaccustomed to Happy's appearance. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Wipe your tears and drool." After speaking, he took out the decorative handkerchief from the side pocket of the suit jacket and handed it to Happy.

"I'm sorry!" Happy took the handkerchief ashamedly, and began to wipe his mouth silently.

Sol walked in front of the two of them. In fact, he really didn't understand why Happy kept vomiting. He stretched out his hand towards Happy. Unexpectedly, Happy's chubby figure suddenly moved with amazing dexterity. avoided his hand.Happy and Tony backed away almost at the same time, and he said in a crying voice, "Don't touch me, please!"

Tony covered his mouth and coughed a few times, the expression on his face was indescribable.

Sol looked at Happy, then at Tony, he finally understood, raised the hand that was holding the branch just now, and said very unhappy: "Hey, look clearly, I didn't poke with my hand just now!"

Happy murmured, "That's pretty much the same!"

"What?" Sol didn't hear clearly, and asked, "What did you say?"

Happy stood behind Tony, folded the handkerchief silently, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Sorry, I have a bad heart!"

A bad heart has nothing to do with your throwing up, okay?Saul glared at Happy and said, "I repeat, I didn't poke with my hand, you know what I mean?" Then, to show that his hand was clean, he held it up and sniffed it in front of his nose.

Oh Shet, it really smells like papa!

Sol's expression changed instantly.

Tony reached out and twisted Happy's sleeve with his thumb and forefinger, and took a few steps back again.

Saul held back the desire to vomit with a livid face, pretending to be calm and said: "I told you, I didn't poke with my hand!"

"Okay, we know!" Tony glanced at the poop he poked in the distance, and said slowly to Happy: "Hey, Happy, I seem to remember if there was a New York Times reporter at night." Interview?"

Just as Happy was about to shake his head, he saw Tony cast a warning look, and he asked hesitantly, "It seems..."

Sol didn't wait for Happy to finish, he strode up and grabbed Tony's arm, and said, "Since you're here, how can I let you come here for nothing, let's go, go back to the apartment! Tonight at my place Have a meal."

Tony looked at Saul expressionlessly, and said, "You did it on purpose, right?"

Sol raised his eyebrows, with an expression of knowing nothing, and asked: "What? What am I doing on purpose? You mean to poke... Hey, I didn't say it, I was"

"Mr. Stark!" Happy looked at Tony worriedly, and looked at his arm held by Thor sympathetically.

Tony chuckled, shook off Sol's hand, took off his suit jacket slowly, handed it to Happy and said, "Help me throw it away."

Happy grabbed the collar of his coat, turned his head and looked around, and found a trash can in the distance, holding the red wine that he didn't let go even after vomiting in one hand, and Tony's coat in the other, and walked slowly over.

Tony rolled up his shirt cuffs, raised his eyebrows, and said, "I'm sorry, Sol, your prank doesn't work for me."

Saul looked back at him, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile, "Really? Then you don't mind if I do it again?"

Tony was about to say it's okay, but he immediately remembered that there was no underwear under his shirt, and he showed a look of helplessness, and said, "Okay! I don't mind! I don't have a hobby of revealing in public!" After finishing speaking, He turned to look at Happy.

Saul nodded and watched Happy come back after throwing his clothes with him. He suddenly frowned and asked, "Where is Rosie?"

"Who?" Tony was startled, and then remembered that the Rosie he was talking about was the big black and white dog.

"I just handed Rossi to you!" Saul turned to look at Tony.

Tony looked around, shrugged awkwardly, and said, "That's right, but it's not here now."

When Happy walked back, he saw Thor staring at Tony with an ugly face, and he asked suspiciously, "What happened?"

"Where's my dog?" Thor asked him.

Happy glanced at Sol, then at Tony.

Tony stared at him, and the two of them remembered the scene just now when they looked at each other. After Tony threw the dog leash on the ground, both of them forgot about the big dog, and it was obvious that the guy took advantage of the "chaos" and ran away up.

Sol put his hips on his hips, looked left and right at the two silent guys, and said anxiously: "Which of you two can tell me, where is Rosie?"

"That...he went to play while you were dealing with Papa!" Tony said with a very unnatural smile, "Why don't we go find it together?"

Sol raised his head and looked around, nowhere was Rossi's shadow!He nodded and said, "Very good, you lost my Miao Miao!"

The author has something to say: I'm sorry for the long wait, the captain's article will be updated recently, and Brother Hammer will update it on a regular basis after the end. btw, thank you very much for your support to Wenwen!