The author has something to say: Chapter dedicated to metaphysics

Sol looked at Tony and Happy in black suits in front of him, and said, "How do you know I'm here?"

"Oh, your landlord said you're here, walking the... dog." Tony raised an eyebrow.

"Landlord? If you're talking about Lucia, contractually, she's not my landlord." Saul said, "She's my roommate."

"Roommate?" Tony nodded nonchalantly, and said, "Okay, but that's not my point." He glanced at Rossi, "I have to say, I thought you were really walking the dog, but just now we From what you've seen, it looks like you're... being walked by this silly-looking dog."

Sol frowned, being walked by a dog?He looked down at Rossi, Tony didn't seem to be wrong, no wonder he felt so strange when he was dragged by Rossi just now!He raised his head and looked around. The other dog walkers were not being dragged away by the dog like he was just now. Thinking of this, his complexion turned bad instantly.

At this moment, Rosie, who was squatting at Saul's feet, suddenly stood up, drooping her tail and yelling loudly at Tony.

"Wow, did it understand?" Tony looked at Rossi amusedly, took a step back in a very sensible way, looked at Rossi who was about to pounce on him, and said, "It seems that you understand, sorry, let me correct it, In fact, it is not you who are stupid, good dog."

Rosie looked up at Tony, tilted her head to show a puzzled expression, and flicked her tail on the grass behind her.

Saul heard Tony's implication, and said displeasedly: "Are you telling Rossi your truth?"

"Oh, to be honest, that's right." Tony looked at Sol with a smile, and said slowly: "Aren't you often fooled by Loki? Happy, am I right?"

Happy, who was standing behind Tony, took a step forward with a long cardboard box in his arms, nodded seriously, and said, "You're right."

Sol clasped his hands, glared at Tony and said, "Hey! Loki is my younger brother. As an older brother, I should let him be. I have never been deceived by him!"

Hearing this, Tony raised his eyebrows, turned his head and looked at Happy, and the two of them laughed without saying a word.

Sol was very upset by the laughter of the two, so he said to Tony irritably, "Okay, don't mention Loki, aren't you very busy? What are you doing here?"

Tony could see that Sol was already on the verge of being irritated, he smiled, turned his head slightly, motioned him to look at the square box in Happy's hand, and said, "Yes, I'm really busy, but as a My friend, it's only natural that you move to a new home to celebrate, isn't it?"

"What's that?" Saul raised his chin and asked.

"Oh, a bottle of red wine." Tony shrugged, "as a gift for your new house."

Saul nodded slightly when he heard this, and said, "Well, although I don't like your messy red wine very much, thank you anyway, Tony."

Tony looked at him with a smile and said, "Oh, you don't have to be so polite." After speaking, he paused and asked, "Have you been walked?"

"No." Saul answered smoothly, and suddenly realized that what he asked was not whether he had finished walking the dog, but... "Tony!"

Tony laughed and said, "Do you need me to help you walk?" His eyes were full of ridicule.

"No, no need!" Saul said with a firm voice, "I still have important things to do, so go back to the apartment and wait for me!"

"I don't mind waiting for you here!" Tony looked at Saul with a smile on his face, "Happy and I will wait patiently."

Saul gritted his teeth, forget it, this guy was determined to see a joke, he turned his head and glanced at Rossi, and said, "Hey, you'd better hurry up, buddy."

Rosie squinted at him again, then, lifting her hips, stood up and walked slowly forward.

Sol led the rope and followed behind it, Tony and Happy followed behind Thor, Tony said to him while leisurely watching the scenery: "Honestly, when you said you were going to move out of the base, I I don't have much hope for your survivability, but now that you've settled into Manhattan life, it seems to be doing well."

Sol turned his head and glanced at him, and said, "Do you think I will return to the base after staying for a few days?"

"Isn't it?" Tony showed an expression of "have you forgotten something?" "According to your ability to recognize the way, I'm even ready to offer a reward to find Thor."

Happy burst out laughing, seeing Sol's angry eyes, he said solemnly: "Sorry, he is my boss."

"Don't blame Happy, even if he didn't tell you about your getting lost, I can still guess it. After all, I asked you to go back to the base by yourself that day, but you didn't go back all night, which is already a good example." Tony seemed He looked at Saul with a half-smile.

Sol remembered the "day" in Tony's mouth. In order to find the child version of Steven who escaped from the base, the two of them went to the warehouse of a cleaning company, where the guy let him go back to the base by himself, and then... Sol's face Showing a very unhappy expression, said: "I just enjoy the fun of visiting New York at night."

"Oh..." Tony dragged his voice, looked at Sol with a half-smile, nodded and said, "Hey, it's not ashamed to admit that you are blind, Sol, after all, you are an immigrant from the New Earth, aren't you?"

Sol narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Tony with a cold face, and said slowly: "If you want to continue to mention this matter..." Before he finished speaking, Rossi who was walking in front of him suddenly stopped. , half-squatting on the hind legs, and raising the tail.

"What's it doing?" Tony asked.

Saul looked at Rosie, turned to Tony, grinned, and said, "Hey genius, can't you see it? It's pooping!"

Tony frowned, and quickly took a few steps back.

Saul tilted his head and stared at Rossi. After the guy pouted his ass and pulled two big lumps of poop very readily, he flicked his tail and was about to move forward.He grabbed the rope abruptly, stopped it from moving forward, glanced at the two lumps of poop, and suddenly remembered what Lucia had said to him. Just at this moment, a gust of wind blew, and the smell of steaming poop floated into his nose with the wind. Sol's facial muscles twitched violently, and he immediately dragged Rosie towards Tony and Happy, who had automatically stood far away.

Tony pinched his nose with one hand, pointed at the two lumps on the ground with the other, and asked in a strange voice: "Hey, hey, hey, you just left? Don't you deal with it?"

Saul forced Rossi's rope into Tony's hand, and said with a serious face, "Of course we have to deal with it!" After finishing speaking, he picked up a dead branch the size of a finger from the ground, and walked around it pretending to be chic. After throwing the branch a few times, he returned to the two piles of cakes.

Tony took Happy by the hand and watched Thor walk back with a branch, then turned to Happy and asked, "What is he doing with the branch?"

"Perhaps, trying to use a branch to take those..." Happy replied.

Tony nodded, and subconsciously dragged Rossi a few steps in the opposite direction.

And here, Sol stands there, with his back to Tony and Happy, the smile on his face, the chicness has disappeared, I saw him looking down for a few seconds, resisting the desire to vomit, muttering Yuyu: "It's okay, it's okay, it's for Miaomiao, everything is for Miaomiao!" Then, she suddenly squatted down next to the poop, squeezed the branch tightly and poked at the two poop with all her strength.

Fuck!Tony and Happy stared at Sol dumbfounded. When he frantically poked the two lumps of poop on the ground, Tony couldn't control his expression. The corners of his mouth twitched violently, and he said in disbelief: "He, he Poking that thing? Did I not sleep well last night so I was hallucinating? Happy, am I wrong?"

Happy's expression was more tangled than Tony's. He frowned and said, "I think you read it right! Sorry, Mr. Stark, I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack!" After speaking, he turned his head and vomited.

Some people passed by and saw Sol's crazy behavior, and they all showed surprise. They looked at Sol, then at Tony and Happy who were standing far away, and their hearts were full of doubts.

Tony was overwhelmed by the surprised eyes of passers-by, and he shouted angrily at Saul: "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

Saul squatted there at the moment, poking Rosie's poop wholeheartedly. He even thought of a sentence "everything is difficult at the beginning". He found that it was actually not that difficult, even the smell of the poop that he felt sick just now was no longer so unpleasant, so he fixed his eyes on the poop and poked vigorously.

Tony couldn't bear it and said: "Sol, stop your stupid behavior, I really want to shoot you! Damn it!" He smelled the stench from the wind, and stretched out his face with a dark face. wrist.

Happy, who had just vomited, turned around and saw Tony opened the armor on his hand. He grabbed Tony's wrist and said palely, "Mr. Stark, calm down, we must calm down!"

Tony put away his armor, tightly held on to Rossi's dog leash, and strode further away. At this moment, two passers-by saw Sol poking his poop, and started talking in a low voice. Passerby A asked, "What is this man doing?"

"It seems to be cleaning up animal waste?" Passerby B said.

"It doesn't seem like it!" Passerby A said.

Passer-by B glanced at Sol, saw Tony and Happy standing far away, and said with a slight snort, "Some dog owners are so low-quality now that they don't clean up dog poop!"

Passerby A looked at Sol and then at Tony, and the two walked away with contemptuous eyes.

Tony turned around sharply, threw the dog leash down hard, and quickly opened the armor on his hands, blue flames burst out from his palms.

Happy hugged Tony who was about to rush towards Saul, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, Mr. Stark, this is Manhattan!"

With a dark face, Tony stared at Saul who was still poking Rosie's poop, and roared: "Don't stop me, I have to beat this bastard up, look what that idiot is doing!"

"Then put away your armor!" Happy raised his head and hugged Tony's waist with difficulty, "Don't use any weapons!"

Tony glared at him, gritted his teeth and said, "That guy is not afraid of bullets!"

"Mr. Stark, this is Manhattan, not a battlefield!" Happy couldn't help Tony, "Think about it!"

Tony snorted coldly, and said, "I've covered the loss and reconstruction of this block!"

While Tony and Hapila were arguing, Saul with a disappointed face dropped the branch, stood up and walked towards them.

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