so many troublemakers
Chapter 27
A family of eight entered the house, and the two little ones were sent aside to play with kinetic sand.The remaining six adults sat loosely on the sofa - Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu on the left, Gu Zejun and Yi Qiu on the right, Gu's father and Gu's mother in the middle.
With the TV on and a program that no one watched seriously, the six of them smiled awkwardly and politely at each other.
When she brings her girlfriend home, Mother Gu can still get close with the condom: Lala Xiaoshou talks about the daily routine, so as to inquire about the family situation with a different voice.
However, Gu Jixiu brought his boyfriend home!If Gu's mother still pulls people's 'little hands', isn't she playing a hooligan...
You looked at me and I looked at you and smiled awkwardly for a while, then Mother Gu said in surprise, "Ji Ji, you're getting fat!"
Gu Jixiu narrowed his eyes and smiled, what could he say?The last time I was there and every time I went home since I was with Ji Lingchen, Gu's mother would say that he was fat.
"Be fatter and feel better." Ji Lingchen said seriously.
"Ling Chen took good care of Ji Ji!" But the topic was opened, and Gu's mother quickly picked it up.
"I think so too." Ji Lingchen nodded.
For a moment, it was cold again...
Seeing that there was no way to introduce the topic in an awkward chat, in order to avoid the atmosphere from continuing to be awkward, Mama Gu went straight in and said, "Lingchen, how old is this year?"
"In 23, my birthday was in October, and now I'm exactly [-] years old."
"Nine years younger than Ji Ji...the age difference is a bit big..." The idea of taking care of my mother is to find someone older for Gu Jixiu who can take good care of him.
"It's still a child!" Mother Gu said politely, and continued to ask, "Then... where are your parents? Are they retired?"
Ji Lingchen didn't make a sound, but reached out his hand to take out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.
Gu's mother glanced at Gu's father, feeling uneasy for a while.
Gu's mother thought Ji Lingchen was angry that she checked her household registration like this, so she didn't dare to say anything for a while.
If Gu Zejun brings back his partner, this kind of virtue will treat them both, and Gu's father and Gu's mother will directly discount Gu Zejun's legs.
But this is the target of their eldest son, Gu Jixiu!This is Gu Jixiu's darling, and the old couple dare not mess around.Gu Jixiu's health is not good. If he said something serious, he would faint. If he fainted, he would be hospitalized for half a year...
A son made of cellophane, it shatters when poked.For the sake of her son, Gu's mother should be more careful!
Gu Jixiu and Gu Zejun looked at each other, Gu Jixiu blinked to signal Gu Zejun to rest assured, so Gu Zejun didn't say anything.
After waiting for half a minute, Ji Lingchen turned out the phone, opened the document he had prepared earlier, and handed it to Mama Gu: "You are Xiao Jiji's mother, and I will call your mother too. Sooner or later Call, sooner rather than later!"
"Mom, I made a document when I came here. There are the original and copy of my household registration booklet; the original and copy of my ID card; the contract I signed with the company; my schooling, military service and work experience from childhood to adulthood. There are also some of my meritorious service medals; there are also my parents' travel routes, the gray dots are the places they have been to, the green dots are the places they will go to, and the red dots are where they are staying now; below are my parents' work The experience and the current contact information; then there are the medical records of me and my parents; and then there are the medical records of my close relatives, no history of genetic diseases... Emmm, this is not important, we can’t have children, you can jump over."
"Ask me if you don't understand anything. I didn't think of it and didn't write it down. If you and Dad want to know, just ask me." After Ji Lingchen finished speaking, he took Gu Jixiu into his arms and said calmly: " Maybe my parents think I'm a little young, but I don't want to be old, I don't want to live a hundred years! I can definitely take care of Xiao Jiji, you can rest assured."
Four years of military service on the verge of life and death gave Ji Lingchen such a convincing aura, so after Ji Lingchen made a firm promise, Gu's father and Gu's mother suddenly became less worried.
Together they looked at the document Ji Lingchen handed over.
While watching, the couple's faces were a little red.
This document is also written in too much detail, almost stripping the eighteen generations of Ji Lingchen's ancestors down to their underpants.Ji Lingchen was so frank, which made the Gu family and his wife feel embarrassed.
Although the Gu family and his wife didn't have any bad intentions to force the two to separate at the beginning, they still had the idea to investigate carefully and persuade them to separate if it didn't work out.
In the document, what moved the two couples the most was Ji Lingchen's four-year service record and the photos of the medals attached below.
It may be the thinking of the older generation, in their eyes.Soldiers have their own halos, not to mention soldiers who can win medals have wings.
Just this is enough to make a person who failed the grade soar to [-] points in the hearts of the Gu family and his wife, not to mention that Ji Lingchen himself is a passer.
Especially Papa Gu, who has always looked down on those little boys who are motherly and have no morals.Seeing how masculine my son's boyfriend is now, I feel much more at ease.
After coughing twice, Papa Gu said: "Xiao Ji! Since you are so sincere, uncle won't beat around the bush with you anymore. If you have something to say, let's talk it out."
"Okay, Dad!" Ji Lingchen grinned, showing a smile with eight teeth: "Say, I'm listening!"
Not as good as Gu's mother, Gu's father is still not used to being called dad by a stranger, and his serious face is also a little red.
"Tell me, why doesn't Ji Xiu bring the girl home and find a boyfriend? We not only don't talk about it, but also support him?"
"Because I'm handsome." Ji Lingchen took it for granted, "I'm loved by everyone, so you don't want to be angry. If you want to change it to an ugly one, you'll have to sweep it out!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone except Papa Gu laughed, including Gu Jixiu.
Ji Lingchen looked at Gu Jixiu, and asked with eyes, "Did I say something wrong?" '
Gu Jixiu quickly shook his head, and responded with his eyes, 'No!You are so right! '
After finishing the work, Gu Jixiu did not forget to give Ji Lingchen a thumbs up on his thigh.
Rubbing his nose, Gu Zejun coughed lightly twice, signaling his father, who was stunned by Ji Lingchen's nonsensical answer, to continue.
"Oh..." Licking his tongue, Papa Gu continued: "That's one aspect, and the other is..."
"I guess……"
"Don't!" Papa Gu hurriedly stopped Ji Lingchen from guessing.
If Ji Lingchen keeps guessing, he may not be able to guess where it will go, and the topic will be lost again.Papa Gu hurriedly finished the sentence by himself, but he didn't dare to let Ji Lingchen continue to talk nonsense.
"It's because Ji Xiu is in poor health and is not suitable for marrying a girl..." At this point, Papa Gu paused, wanting to see Ji Lingchen's reaction.
Ji Lingchen's reaction - he was surprised!
"You're not in good health, so you're not suitable for marrying a girl?" This shocked Ji Lingchen, and he said quickly, "Dad, no! I think little Jiji is pretty good! Little Jiji is also good! So what, what can be done! Could it be... that the quality of Mi Qingzi is not good? No, I don’t think it’s rare... Then could it be that...they are all dead? Mi Qingzi’s vitality is not good..." Ji Lingchen also said Knowing that you can't speak yellow accents in front of your elders, you put it mildly.
But no matter how tactful, everyone in the room, except the two young ones, understood.
Seeing Ji Lingchen muttering to himself, the topic got further and further away, and the more he talked, the more unreliable he was.
Gu's mother quickly stopped and said, "No, it's not that it's bad! You child, where are you thinking!"
"Then what's wrong with him?" This time, Ji Lingchen was completely confused: "I think he looks good everywhere, he doesn't lack arms or legs, and he doesn't have prosthetics."
Gu Zejun, who was drinking tea, spit out all the water that had just reached his mouth back into the cup with a 'poof': "Brother, you really have low requirements for affection, you just need to have no lack of arms or legs."
"What more bike do you want?" Ji Lingchen asked back.
"Ji Ji, his immunity is relatively weak, he has asthma, and his allergies are more serious." Gu's mother took the conversation and said, "So we have been spoiled and spoiled by him since we were young."
"I've been well raised, Mom, it's not a problem. It's been such a long time, do you think he's lost weight?"
Gu's mother also laughed, and responded: "It's very good!"
"Ji Xiu's poor health is one thing, and another thing is that he doesn't like girls." Gu's father quickly withdrew the topic that Gu's mother and Ji Lingchen had been pulling away: "He looks like this, We can't force him to marry a wife. That's not only irresponsible to other girls, but also irresponsible to himself."
"You're right, Dad! Give you a thumbs up!" Ji Lingchen said with a smile.
Regardless of Ji Lingchen, Papa Gu continued: "Lingchen, you are the first friend Ji Xiu brought home."
Papa Gu's friend means lover & boyfriend, but Papa Gu is not avant-garde enough, he really can't say the word 'boyfriend'.
If it's a daughter, that's all it takes to bring her boyfriend home; but after giving birth to a son, she also brings her boyfriend home...
Papa Gu still felt quite uncomfortable.
"I know!" Ji Lingchen nodded: "We both have first love, first kiss... both are first times."
' Didn't want to know your first time. 'Gu Zejun's family.
Sighing, Papa Gu continued: "As for me, I'm not such a rigid person."
Gu Jixiu, who hadn't spoken all this time, suddenly said, "That's right, it's just a little old-fashioned."
Either they don't speak, or Gu Jixiu speaks out loud when he speaks.Everyone in the room covered their mouths and laughed, except Ji Lingchen and Papa Gu.
Glancing at Gu Jixiu, Papa Gu had no choice but to say, "Maybe he's a little rigid! But it's for your own good too!"
"I'll keep talking!"
"Stop talking, it's time for dinner, let's talk while eating!" Gu's mother took back what Gu's father said in one sentence, and got up to greet everyone: "Come, come, big and small, go eat! Hurry up!" Hurry up!"
The two little guys who had been ordered to be quiet all this time could be regarded as liberated. They got out of the arms of Gu Zejun and Yi Qiu, and ran to the dining table on their little toes.Stepping on the stool and climbing up, he still shouted: "It's time to eat! It's time to eat! Brother, sit next to me!"
Under the power of his wife, the helpless father Gu could only hold back the conversation and go to eat honestly.
With the TV on and a program that no one watched seriously, the six of them smiled awkwardly and politely at each other.
When she brings her girlfriend home, Mother Gu can still get close with the condom: Lala Xiaoshou talks about the daily routine, so as to inquire about the family situation with a different voice.
However, Gu Jixiu brought his boyfriend home!If Gu's mother still pulls people's 'little hands', isn't she playing a hooligan...
You looked at me and I looked at you and smiled awkwardly for a while, then Mother Gu said in surprise, "Ji Ji, you're getting fat!"
Gu Jixiu narrowed his eyes and smiled, what could he say?The last time I was there and every time I went home since I was with Ji Lingchen, Gu's mother would say that he was fat.
"Be fatter and feel better." Ji Lingchen said seriously.
"Ling Chen took good care of Ji Ji!" But the topic was opened, and Gu's mother quickly picked it up.
"I think so too." Ji Lingchen nodded.
For a moment, it was cold again...
Seeing that there was no way to introduce the topic in an awkward chat, in order to avoid the atmosphere from continuing to be awkward, Mama Gu went straight in and said, "Lingchen, how old is this year?"
"In 23, my birthday was in October, and now I'm exactly [-] years old."
"Nine years younger than Ji Ji...the age difference is a bit big..." The idea of taking care of my mother is to find someone older for Gu Jixiu who can take good care of him.
"It's still a child!" Mother Gu said politely, and continued to ask, "Then... where are your parents? Are they retired?"
Ji Lingchen didn't make a sound, but reached out his hand to take out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.
Gu's mother glanced at Gu's father, feeling uneasy for a while.
Gu's mother thought Ji Lingchen was angry that she checked her household registration like this, so she didn't dare to say anything for a while.
If Gu Zejun brings back his partner, this kind of virtue will treat them both, and Gu's father and Gu's mother will directly discount Gu Zejun's legs.
But this is the target of their eldest son, Gu Jixiu!This is Gu Jixiu's darling, and the old couple dare not mess around.Gu Jixiu's health is not good. If he said something serious, he would faint. If he fainted, he would be hospitalized for half a year...
A son made of cellophane, it shatters when poked.For the sake of her son, Gu's mother should be more careful!
Gu Jixiu and Gu Zejun looked at each other, Gu Jixiu blinked to signal Gu Zejun to rest assured, so Gu Zejun didn't say anything.
After waiting for half a minute, Ji Lingchen turned out the phone, opened the document he had prepared earlier, and handed it to Mama Gu: "You are Xiao Jiji's mother, and I will call your mother too. Sooner or later Call, sooner rather than later!"
"Mom, I made a document when I came here. There are the original and copy of my household registration booklet; the original and copy of my ID card; the contract I signed with the company; my schooling, military service and work experience from childhood to adulthood. There are also some of my meritorious service medals; there are also my parents' travel routes, the gray dots are the places they have been to, the green dots are the places they will go to, and the red dots are where they are staying now; below are my parents' work The experience and the current contact information; then there are the medical records of me and my parents; and then there are the medical records of my close relatives, no history of genetic diseases... Emmm, this is not important, we can’t have children, you can jump over."
"Ask me if you don't understand anything. I didn't think of it and didn't write it down. If you and Dad want to know, just ask me." After Ji Lingchen finished speaking, he took Gu Jixiu into his arms and said calmly: " Maybe my parents think I'm a little young, but I don't want to be old, I don't want to live a hundred years! I can definitely take care of Xiao Jiji, you can rest assured."
Four years of military service on the verge of life and death gave Ji Lingchen such a convincing aura, so after Ji Lingchen made a firm promise, Gu's father and Gu's mother suddenly became less worried.
Together they looked at the document Ji Lingchen handed over.
While watching, the couple's faces were a little red.
This document is also written in too much detail, almost stripping the eighteen generations of Ji Lingchen's ancestors down to their underpants.Ji Lingchen was so frank, which made the Gu family and his wife feel embarrassed.
Although the Gu family and his wife didn't have any bad intentions to force the two to separate at the beginning, they still had the idea to investigate carefully and persuade them to separate if it didn't work out.
In the document, what moved the two couples the most was Ji Lingchen's four-year service record and the photos of the medals attached below.
It may be the thinking of the older generation, in their eyes.Soldiers have their own halos, not to mention soldiers who can win medals have wings.
Just this is enough to make a person who failed the grade soar to [-] points in the hearts of the Gu family and his wife, not to mention that Ji Lingchen himself is a passer.
Especially Papa Gu, who has always looked down on those little boys who are motherly and have no morals.Seeing how masculine my son's boyfriend is now, I feel much more at ease.
After coughing twice, Papa Gu said: "Xiao Ji! Since you are so sincere, uncle won't beat around the bush with you anymore. If you have something to say, let's talk it out."
"Okay, Dad!" Ji Lingchen grinned, showing a smile with eight teeth: "Say, I'm listening!"
Not as good as Gu's mother, Gu's father is still not used to being called dad by a stranger, and his serious face is also a little red.
"Tell me, why doesn't Ji Xiu bring the girl home and find a boyfriend? We not only don't talk about it, but also support him?"
"Because I'm handsome." Ji Lingchen took it for granted, "I'm loved by everyone, so you don't want to be angry. If you want to change it to an ugly one, you'll have to sweep it out!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone except Papa Gu laughed, including Gu Jixiu.
Ji Lingchen looked at Gu Jixiu, and asked with eyes, "Did I say something wrong?" '
Gu Jixiu quickly shook his head, and responded with his eyes, 'No!You are so right! '
After finishing the work, Gu Jixiu did not forget to give Ji Lingchen a thumbs up on his thigh.
Rubbing his nose, Gu Zejun coughed lightly twice, signaling his father, who was stunned by Ji Lingchen's nonsensical answer, to continue.
"Oh..." Licking his tongue, Papa Gu continued: "That's one aspect, and the other is..."
"I guess……"
"Don't!" Papa Gu hurriedly stopped Ji Lingchen from guessing.
If Ji Lingchen keeps guessing, he may not be able to guess where it will go, and the topic will be lost again.Papa Gu hurriedly finished the sentence by himself, but he didn't dare to let Ji Lingchen continue to talk nonsense.
"It's because Ji Xiu is in poor health and is not suitable for marrying a girl..." At this point, Papa Gu paused, wanting to see Ji Lingchen's reaction.
Ji Lingchen's reaction - he was surprised!
"You're not in good health, so you're not suitable for marrying a girl?" This shocked Ji Lingchen, and he said quickly, "Dad, no! I think little Jiji is pretty good! Little Jiji is also good! So what, what can be done! Could it be... that the quality of Mi Qingzi is not good? No, I don’t think it’s rare... Then could it be that...they are all dead? Mi Qingzi’s vitality is not good..." Ji Lingchen also said Knowing that you can't speak yellow accents in front of your elders, you put it mildly.
But no matter how tactful, everyone in the room, except the two young ones, understood.
Seeing Ji Lingchen muttering to himself, the topic got further and further away, and the more he talked, the more unreliable he was.
Gu's mother quickly stopped and said, "No, it's not that it's bad! You child, where are you thinking!"
"Then what's wrong with him?" This time, Ji Lingchen was completely confused: "I think he looks good everywhere, he doesn't lack arms or legs, and he doesn't have prosthetics."
Gu Zejun, who was drinking tea, spit out all the water that had just reached his mouth back into the cup with a 'poof': "Brother, you really have low requirements for affection, you just need to have no lack of arms or legs."
"What more bike do you want?" Ji Lingchen asked back.
"Ji Ji, his immunity is relatively weak, he has asthma, and his allergies are more serious." Gu's mother took the conversation and said, "So we have been spoiled and spoiled by him since we were young."
"I've been well raised, Mom, it's not a problem. It's been such a long time, do you think he's lost weight?"
Gu's mother also laughed, and responded: "It's very good!"
"Ji Xiu's poor health is one thing, and another thing is that he doesn't like girls." Gu's father quickly withdrew the topic that Gu's mother and Ji Lingchen had been pulling away: "He looks like this, We can't force him to marry a wife. That's not only irresponsible to other girls, but also irresponsible to himself."
"You're right, Dad! Give you a thumbs up!" Ji Lingchen said with a smile.
Regardless of Ji Lingchen, Papa Gu continued: "Lingchen, you are the first friend Ji Xiu brought home."
Papa Gu's friend means lover & boyfriend, but Papa Gu is not avant-garde enough, he really can't say the word 'boyfriend'.
If it's a daughter, that's all it takes to bring her boyfriend home; but after giving birth to a son, she also brings her boyfriend home...
Papa Gu still felt quite uncomfortable.
"I know!" Ji Lingchen nodded: "We both have first love, first kiss... both are first times."
' Didn't want to know your first time. 'Gu Zejun's family.
Sighing, Papa Gu continued: "As for me, I'm not such a rigid person."
Gu Jixiu, who hadn't spoken all this time, suddenly said, "That's right, it's just a little old-fashioned."
Either they don't speak, or Gu Jixiu speaks out loud when he speaks.Everyone in the room covered their mouths and laughed, except Ji Lingchen and Papa Gu.
Glancing at Gu Jixiu, Papa Gu had no choice but to say, "Maybe he's a little rigid! But it's for your own good too!"
"I'll keep talking!"
"Stop talking, it's time for dinner, let's talk while eating!" Gu's mother took back what Gu's father said in one sentence, and got up to greet everyone: "Come, come, big and small, go eat! Hurry up!" Hurry up!"
The two little guys who had been ordered to be quiet all this time could be regarded as liberated. They got out of the arms of Gu Zejun and Yi Qiu, and ran to the dining table on their little toes.Stepping on the stool and climbing up, he still shouted: "It's time to eat! It's time to eat! Brother, sit next to me!"
Under the power of his wife, the helpless father Gu could only hold back the conversation and go to eat honestly.
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