so many troublemakers
Chapter 26
The two hadn't had a few mouthfuls of food when Ji Lingchen's phone rang.
"Who is it?" Gu Jixiu leaned back, just in time to see Ji Lingchen's name on the caller ID: "Gentle? What is she looking for from you?"
"Maybe because of the Weibo just now, you eat first." Ji Lingchen put down his chopsticks, and supported Gu Jixiu on his lap with one hand before answering the phone.
"Hello~"
"Ji Lingchen, young master! Ancestor! I beg you, please calm down!" Wen Rao Rao was about to cry, "It has nothing to do with you, what are you involved in?"
"How can it have nothing to do with me?!" Ji Lingchen was not happy to hear these words, as long as he wanted, everything in the world could have something to do with him: "The relationship with me--big!"
"Little ancestor, what does it have to do with you! Do you know who is who in it? Do you know that there are twists and turns in it and you just meddle in it?! Do you know how much you offend people by doing this!" It's not gentle To ridicule Ji Lingchen's ignorance, but that Ji Lingchen is really ignorant to the point that he doesn't know any celebrities born in the [-]s.
When Ji Lingchen joined the company, how long has he been retired?Those who hang out at the border are out of touch with society, where can I meet these popular stars.
"When I see injustice on my way, let me yell! I will draw my sword to help!" Ji Lingchen took away the shredded meat with chopsticks stretched out by Gu Jixiu, and Te took it for granted: "Who am I! I am a soldier of the country, carrying the backbone of the people ! Seeing this kind of garbage, can I not step on it? Can I not throw it into the trash can? If I don’t clean it up, he will be sorry for my four years of military service, right?"
"Don't go online with me, I beg you, you are so good! Your boss, the second child, the third child, can you make it? You are the ancestor, you should be more honest and use less Weibo ,Ok?"
"No." Ji Lingchen rolled his eyes: "I'm not happy if I don't check Weibo, my life is to be happy. So not checking Weibo is not in line with my life principles, of course not."
Gu Jixiu, who was at the side, also roughly understood what was going on, took Ji Lingchen's call and said, "Excuse me?"
As soon as he heard that it was the big boss, Wen Rao Rao immediately became serious: "Well, Mr. Gu."
"Lingchen can do whatever he wants, if you have any problems, you can just deal with them, understand?" Gu Jixiu's simple translation is:
Ji Lingchen likes to cause trouble everywhere, so you can let him provoke him, as long as he is happy.As for the last thing about wiping your ass, I leave it to you.
After the big boss said so, Wen Rao Rao could only smash his teeth and swallow in his stomach: "That, fine! Okay, Mr. Gu, no problem."
"Well, let's eat first, let's hang up." After speaking, Gu Jixiu returned the phone to Ji Lingchen.
After saying 'goodbye' to the microphone, Ji Lingchen hung up the phone directly.
"What Weibo did you post again?" Gu Jixiu asked curiously.
Ji Lingchen picked up his chopsticks, and while eating, he told Gu Jixiu about those crap from beginning to end.
Under normal circumstances, Gu Jixiu would not express any other opinions, he would just tell Ji Lingchen to let go and be happy.Because those things in the entertainment industry are still relatively far away for him.
If the entertainment industry is compared to a huge filthy quagmire, then Gu Jixiu is the one who stands by the side of the quagmire and watches the people flopping inside; Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an are the ones who are tied with lifelines and can go ashore at any time; and Ji Lingchen Well, he just pushes people in when he sees who is upset.
However, Ji Lingchen's target was Xu Hanqi—the Xu Hanqi who made him sick.
So, Gu Jixiu said: "That person is really annoying, don't worry, you can scold him as much as you like."
Ji Lingchen, who had a perfect reading comprehension of Gu Jixiu's words, immediately understood his meaning: I hate him too, Da Ji Ji, you have to work hard, step on him to death, step on him to death!
After dinner, Gu Jixiu continued to process the documents, while Ji Lingchen chatted with Zhang Zhifei who sent WeChat.
Zhang Zhifei:
Ahhhhh, brother-in-law, I'm going to die of anger! !
Ji Lingchen:
uh-huh?
Zhang Zhifei:
Wait for me to create a group and bring that silly bird in.
Ji Lingchen:
???
The bewildered Ji Lingchen said, isn't this kid crazy?How do you say something that doesn't match the preamble?
Then, Ji Lingchen was pulled into a group.There were Gu Zejun, Zhang Zhifei, Li Qi'an and him in it, but Gu Jixiu wasn't there.
Ji Lingchen:
Why not bring Xiao Jiji in?
Gu Zejun & Zhang Zhifei:
Don't don't!
Zhang Zhifei:
That is... brother Xiu is an elder.
Richian:
I am also an elder!
Gu Zejun & Zhang Zhifei:
Ha ha
Ji Lingchen:
... @张知非, what's the matter with you?
Zhang Zhifei:
Thank you Brother Chen for reposting Weibo, I can't break the human design here, otherwise I will directly blow the dog's head of the nostril monster! !
I'm furious! !In the past two days, I went to get to know Li Sisi again.very hopeless...
Ji Lingchen:
The emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry, @李吉安 didn't say anything.
Richian:
It's okay, it's okay, it's really okay.Feifei, don't be like this, you can't just conclude that someone is bad if you haven't been in contact with them.
Ji Lingchen:
I have been in contact with it, and that Xu Hanqi is really disgusting and bad.Let's put it this way, Xiao Jiji was so disgusted that he vomited.
Li Qi'an & Gu Zejun & Zhang Zhifei:
……
Gu Zejun:
real or fake?
Ji Lingchen:
Ask your brother to go.
After finishing speaking, Ji Lingchen closed the WeChat group—it was time for him to run.
Jogging for half an hour after lunch was a new habit Ji Lingchen had formed in order to maintain his eight-pack abs.
Ji Lingchen makes lunch in the morning and then goes to work with Gu Jixiu, eats together at noon, and returns home from get off work together at night, stew porridge in a health pot, and applaud for love before going to bed.The lives of Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu are not too regular.
After half a month of such a regular life, Gu Jixiu, who does not exercise much, gained six catties.Visible to the naked eye, Gu Jixiu's face became round, and his body became soft and fleshy.
During the weekend vacation, Ji Lingchen held Gu Jixiu in his arms and squeezed his flesh: "Look, how good it feels to be fat!"
"Da Ji Ji, my mother told us to go home for dinner tonight." Gu Jixiu looked at Ji Lingchen carefully, fearing that he would not like it.
After frowning for a while, Ji Lingchen said, "What festival? Isn't the Mid-Autumn Festival in October? There is still more than a month before the Chinese New Year."
"Just..." Gu Jixiu licked his lips and said, "It's just a family dinner. We gather every once in a while. Are you going?"
"Why don't I go." Gu Jixiu's question really baffled Ji Lingchen: "Of course, isn't your home my home? I don't have a job, so I must go. Why are you so nervous? Are you still afraid of me?" Aren't you going?"
"No." Scratching his eyebrows with his fingers, Gu Jixiu pretended to be calm and said: "I am, I am afraid that you will be nervous, so I am nervous."
"What's there to be nervous about?" Ji Lingchen asked Gu Jixiu to make him laugh again: "Isn't it just going to your house for a meal? It's not like eating human flesh buns, you really..."
Rubbing Gu Jixiu's black and soft hair, Ji Lingchen said: "I need to bring some souvenirs or something, what do your parents like?"
"My parents like everything, you can just buy whatever you like." Gu Jixiu said with a smile as he put his arms around Ji Lingchen's neck.
Gu Papa & Gu Mama:? ? ? ?How did I not know that I am so fraternal and like everything? ? ?
After thinking for a long time, Ji Lingchen's poor head couldn't think of anything other than food, so he said, "How about baking a big cheesecake and taking it with you? It's just right for dessert after dinner."
"Okay! The cake you baked is delicious! My parents will definitely like it!"
Papa Gu who never eats sweets: ...the child is too big to stay.
"How many people are in your family? When we eat, it's your parents, Gu Zejun and us." Only by knowing the number of people can we decide how big a cake to bake.
"Gu Zejun's family consists of four members, the two of us, my parents, and eight members."
"Oh!" Ji Lingchen just remembered that Gu Zejun has become a father.Gu Jixiu mentioned it before, but he didn't pay attention to it at the time. Now that Gu Jixiu said it again, he thought: "How old is Gu Zejun's child?"
"Dragon and phoenix twins, both are four years old." Speaking of children, Gu Jixiu curled his lips: "Don't mention it, the sensible ones are very sensible, and the annoying ones are annoying to death."
"Hmm! An annoying child is really annoying! It will be even more annoying if you become a bear child in the future." Ji Lingchen deeply agrees: "I'll make a bigger cake, otherwise it won't be enough."
Dinner was set at five o'clock in the evening. Gu Jixiu's family lived in a group of villas in the suburbs, and the journey would take about an hour.So Ji Lingchen went to bake the cake at two o'clock, so that it could be baked before four o'clock, just in time to go out.
1200g奶油奶酪+300g糖+9个鸡蛋+120g低筋面粉+300g牛奶。
Mix it into a paste, pour it into a baking mold, put the baking tray in the oven at 160 degrees for 80 minutes.
After the cake was cooked, brush it with a layer of honey, put it in the paper packaging that had been prepared earlier, and Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu went out with the cake.
He was in a traffic jam on his way to and from get off work, and both Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu were stuck in the traffic jam.Gu Jixiu also made a special call to his family and told everyone that he might be late due to the traffic jam.Fortunately, the road to the suburbs was relatively easy, and the two of them could be considered to have entered Gu Jixiu's house before five o'clock.
As soon as Ji Lingchen entered, except for Gu Zejun, the whole family blocked the door, looking at Ji Lingchen as if they were looking at some rare object.
It made Ji Lingchen's heart shudder, and after handing the cake to the nanny, he blurted out: "Brother and sister!"
Facing Ji Lingchen were Gu Jixiu's parents...
As soon as these words came out, everyone was taken aback.Ji Lingchen was very calm after realizing that he had said something wrong, and corrected himself: "Good evening, Mom and Dad! Mom and Dad are so young, they look like Ji Ji's older brothers and sisters."
Hmm... Ji Lingchen's positioning of himself is quite accurate.
Who wouldn't like to hear others praise oneself for being young, especially the elderly, who would be most happy to hear this.
Gu's mother suddenly laughed like a flower, and hurriedly let someone into the room: "It's Ling Chen, he can really talk, his mouth is so sweet! Mom likes it!"
Hmm... It seems that Mama Gu's positioning of herself is quite accurate.
Gu Zejun: It's not a family, so don't enter a family.What the hell... a god-like familiarity.
"Who is it?" Gu Jixiu leaned back, just in time to see Ji Lingchen's name on the caller ID: "Gentle? What is she looking for from you?"
"Maybe because of the Weibo just now, you eat first." Ji Lingchen put down his chopsticks, and supported Gu Jixiu on his lap with one hand before answering the phone.
"Hello~"
"Ji Lingchen, young master! Ancestor! I beg you, please calm down!" Wen Rao Rao was about to cry, "It has nothing to do with you, what are you involved in?"
"How can it have nothing to do with me?!" Ji Lingchen was not happy to hear these words, as long as he wanted, everything in the world could have something to do with him: "The relationship with me--big!"
"Little ancestor, what does it have to do with you! Do you know who is who in it? Do you know that there are twists and turns in it and you just meddle in it?! Do you know how much you offend people by doing this!" It's not gentle To ridicule Ji Lingchen's ignorance, but that Ji Lingchen is really ignorant to the point that he doesn't know any celebrities born in the [-]s.
When Ji Lingchen joined the company, how long has he been retired?Those who hang out at the border are out of touch with society, where can I meet these popular stars.
"When I see injustice on my way, let me yell! I will draw my sword to help!" Ji Lingchen took away the shredded meat with chopsticks stretched out by Gu Jixiu, and Te took it for granted: "Who am I! I am a soldier of the country, carrying the backbone of the people ! Seeing this kind of garbage, can I not step on it? Can I not throw it into the trash can? If I don’t clean it up, he will be sorry for my four years of military service, right?"
"Don't go online with me, I beg you, you are so good! Your boss, the second child, the third child, can you make it? You are the ancestor, you should be more honest and use less Weibo ,Ok?"
"No." Ji Lingchen rolled his eyes: "I'm not happy if I don't check Weibo, my life is to be happy. So not checking Weibo is not in line with my life principles, of course not."
Gu Jixiu, who was at the side, also roughly understood what was going on, took Ji Lingchen's call and said, "Excuse me?"
As soon as he heard that it was the big boss, Wen Rao Rao immediately became serious: "Well, Mr. Gu."
"Lingchen can do whatever he wants, if you have any problems, you can just deal with them, understand?" Gu Jixiu's simple translation is:
Ji Lingchen likes to cause trouble everywhere, so you can let him provoke him, as long as he is happy.As for the last thing about wiping your ass, I leave it to you.
After the big boss said so, Wen Rao Rao could only smash his teeth and swallow in his stomach: "That, fine! Okay, Mr. Gu, no problem."
"Well, let's eat first, let's hang up." After speaking, Gu Jixiu returned the phone to Ji Lingchen.
After saying 'goodbye' to the microphone, Ji Lingchen hung up the phone directly.
"What Weibo did you post again?" Gu Jixiu asked curiously.
Ji Lingchen picked up his chopsticks, and while eating, he told Gu Jixiu about those crap from beginning to end.
Under normal circumstances, Gu Jixiu would not express any other opinions, he would just tell Ji Lingchen to let go and be happy.Because those things in the entertainment industry are still relatively far away for him.
If the entertainment industry is compared to a huge filthy quagmire, then Gu Jixiu is the one who stands by the side of the quagmire and watches the people flopping inside; Zhang Zhifei and Li Qi'an are the ones who are tied with lifelines and can go ashore at any time; and Ji Lingchen Well, he just pushes people in when he sees who is upset.
However, Ji Lingchen's target was Xu Hanqi—the Xu Hanqi who made him sick.
So, Gu Jixiu said: "That person is really annoying, don't worry, you can scold him as much as you like."
Ji Lingchen, who had a perfect reading comprehension of Gu Jixiu's words, immediately understood his meaning: I hate him too, Da Ji Ji, you have to work hard, step on him to death, step on him to death!
After dinner, Gu Jixiu continued to process the documents, while Ji Lingchen chatted with Zhang Zhifei who sent WeChat.
Zhang Zhifei:
Ahhhhh, brother-in-law, I'm going to die of anger! !
Ji Lingchen:
uh-huh?
Zhang Zhifei:
Wait for me to create a group and bring that silly bird in.
Ji Lingchen:
???
The bewildered Ji Lingchen said, isn't this kid crazy?How do you say something that doesn't match the preamble?
Then, Ji Lingchen was pulled into a group.There were Gu Zejun, Zhang Zhifei, Li Qi'an and him in it, but Gu Jixiu wasn't there.
Ji Lingchen:
Why not bring Xiao Jiji in?
Gu Zejun & Zhang Zhifei:
Don't don't!
Zhang Zhifei:
That is... brother Xiu is an elder.
Richian:
I am also an elder!
Gu Zejun & Zhang Zhifei:
Ha ha
Ji Lingchen:
... @张知非, what's the matter with you?
Zhang Zhifei:
Thank you Brother Chen for reposting Weibo, I can't break the human design here, otherwise I will directly blow the dog's head of the nostril monster! !
I'm furious! !In the past two days, I went to get to know Li Sisi again.very hopeless...
Ji Lingchen:
The emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry, @李吉安 didn't say anything.
Richian:
It's okay, it's okay, it's really okay.Feifei, don't be like this, you can't just conclude that someone is bad if you haven't been in contact with them.
Ji Lingchen:
I have been in contact with it, and that Xu Hanqi is really disgusting and bad.Let's put it this way, Xiao Jiji was so disgusted that he vomited.
Li Qi'an & Gu Zejun & Zhang Zhifei:
……
Gu Zejun:
real or fake?
Ji Lingchen:
Ask your brother to go.
After finishing speaking, Ji Lingchen closed the WeChat group—it was time for him to run.
Jogging for half an hour after lunch was a new habit Ji Lingchen had formed in order to maintain his eight-pack abs.
Ji Lingchen makes lunch in the morning and then goes to work with Gu Jixiu, eats together at noon, and returns home from get off work together at night, stew porridge in a health pot, and applaud for love before going to bed.The lives of Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu are not too regular.
After half a month of such a regular life, Gu Jixiu, who does not exercise much, gained six catties.Visible to the naked eye, Gu Jixiu's face became round, and his body became soft and fleshy.
During the weekend vacation, Ji Lingchen held Gu Jixiu in his arms and squeezed his flesh: "Look, how good it feels to be fat!"
"Da Ji Ji, my mother told us to go home for dinner tonight." Gu Jixiu looked at Ji Lingchen carefully, fearing that he would not like it.
After frowning for a while, Ji Lingchen said, "What festival? Isn't the Mid-Autumn Festival in October? There is still more than a month before the Chinese New Year."
"Just..." Gu Jixiu licked his lips and said, "It's just a family dinner. We gather every once in a while. Are you going?"
"Why don't I go." Gu Jixiu's question really baffled Ji Lingchen: "Of course, isn't your home my home? I don't have a job, so I must go. Why are you so nervous? Are you still afraid of me?" Aren't you going?"
"No." Scratching his eyebrows with his fingers, Gu Jixiu pretended to be calm and said: "I am, I am afraid that you will be nervous, so I am nervous."
"What's there to be nervous about?" Ji Lingchen asked Gu Jixiu to make him laugh again: "Isn't it just going to your house for a meal? It's not like eating human flesh buns, you really..."
Rubbing Gu Jixiu's black and soft hair, Ji Lingchen said: "I need to bring some souvenirs or something, what do your parents like?"
"My parents like everything, you can just buy whatever you like." Gu Jixiu said with a smile as he put his arms around Ji Lingchen's neck.
Gu Papa & Gu Mama:? ? ? ?How did I not know that I am so fraternal and like everything? ? ?
After thinking for a long time, Ji Lingchen's poor head couldn't think of anything other than food, so he said, "How about baking a big cheesecake and taking it with you? It's just right for dessert after dinner."
"Okay! The cake you baked is delicious! My parents will definitely like it!"
Papa Gu who never eats sweets: ...the child is too big to stay.
"How many people are in your family? When we eat, it's your parents, Gu Zejun and us." Only by knowing the number of people can we decide how big a cake to bake.
"Gu Zejun's family consists of four members, the two of us, my parents, and eight members."
"Oh!" Ji Lingchen just remembered that Gu Zejun has become a father.Gu Jixiu mentioned it before, but he didn't pay attention to it at the time. Now that Gu Jixiu said it again, he thought: "How old is Gu Zejun's child?"
"Dragon and phoenix twins, both are four years old." Speaking of children, Gu Jixiu curled his lips: "Don't mention it, the sensible ones are very sensible, and the annoying ones are annoying to death."
"Hmm! An annoying child is really annoying! It will be even more annoying if you become a bear child in the future." Ji Lingchen deeply agrees: "I'll make a bigger cake, otherwise it won't be enough."
Dinner was set at five o'clock in the evening. Gu Jixiu's family lived in a group of villas in the suburbs, and the journey would take about an hour.So Ji Lingchen went to bake the cake at two o'clock, so that it could be baked before four o'clock, just in time to go out.
1200g奶油奶酪+300g糖+9个鸡蛋+120g低筋面粉+300g牛奶。
Mix it into a paste, pour it into a baking mold, put the baking tray in the oven at 160 degrees for 80 minutes.
After the cake was cooked, brush it with a layer of honey, put it in the paper packaging that had been prepared earlier, and Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu went out with the cake.
He was in a traffic jam on his way to and from get off work, and both Ji Lingchen and Gu Jixiu were stuck in the traffic jam.Gu Jixiu also made a special call to his family and told everyone that he might be late due to the traffic jam.Fortunately, the road to the suburbs was relatively easy, and the two of them could be considered to have entered Gu Jixiu's house before five o'clock.
As soon as Ji Lingchen entered, except for Gu Zejun, the whole family blocked the door, looking at Ji Lingchen as if they were looking at some rare object.
It made Ji Lingchen's heart shudder, and after handing the cake to the nanny, he blurted out: "Brother and sister!"
Facing Ji Lingchen were Gu Jixiu's parents...
As soon as these words came out, everyone was taken aback.Ji Lingchen was very calm after realizing that he had said something wrong, and corrected himself: "Good evening, Mom and Dad! Mom and Dad are so young, they look like Ji Ji's older brothers and sisters."
Hmm... Ji Lingchen's positioning of himself is quite accurate.
Who wouldn't like to hear others praise oneself for being young, especially the elderly, who would be most happy to hear this.
Gu's mother suddenly laughed like a flower, and hurriedly let someone into the room: "It's Ling Chen, he can really talk, his mouth is so sweet! Mom likes it!"
Hmm... It seems that Mama Gu's positioning of herself is quite accurate.
Gu Zejun: It's not a family, so don't enter a family.What the hell... a god-like familiarity.
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