[Comprehensive] Martial arts live room

Lu Xiaofeng felt that he must have slept for too long, so he heard it wrong.

How could such words come out of a, this cute and beautiful girl's mouth? !

And this cute and beautiful girl is still your good friend.

After Lu Xiaofeng swallowed the pastry he was chewing, he asked again cautiously: "What did you say?"

Qin Ruan grabbed Lu Xiaofeng's hand as soon as he grabbed it, and it was white, tender and soft like a kitten's paw, scratching his palm, his big innocent eyes blinked, Lu Xiaofeng really couldn't stand a girl like this in front of him, so he still I thought to myself with a little fluke, I really heard wrong just now, she couldn't have said that kind of thing, she is so cute.

So Qin Ruan said it again: "Lu Xiaofeng, eat shit, just one bite, maybe it's delicious."

!!!

are you crazy!Whose friend will tell you to eat shit!

Lu Xiaofeng left angrily on the spot, slapped the half-eaten pastry on the table and walked away.

When he left, he said angrily: "You are dreaming! Qin Ruan! You are playing with me! You are insulting my personality!"

Impossible to eat shit, impossible to eat in this life!

Lu Xiaofeng was very angry. He was so angry that his old injuries were almost relapsed. When he returned to the room, he closed the door tightly and lay on the bed, so angry that his heart ached.

Qin Ruan was also in pain, but what could she do, she hurriedly followed Lu Xiaofeng to his door with her hem up, and discussed in a friendly voice: "Lu Xiaofeng, Brother Lu, Uncle Lu, Brother Lu, please help me out OK."

Lu Xiaofeng was so angry that he wanted to pick up the pillow on the bed and smash her to death, he said angrily, "I don't want to hold you accountable for hitting me, I see that you care about you with a sad face, and you actually let me eat shit! You actually asked me to eat shit!" Shit!!! It's useless to call you now, let's break up friendship!"

This is the first time that Lu Xiaofeng told others to break up with others. He always loves to make friends and has friends all over the world, but it is really the first time that he is said to break up with friends in anger.

Ouch, I'm so angry that my whole body hurts.

He felt that Hua Manlou had to ask the doctor to come and see him again tonight.

Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng closed the door tightly, Qin Ruan decided to let the matter go slowly and let Lu Xiaofeng calm down first. After all, if she put herself in her shoes, she wouldn't be able to eat shit.

In order to make amends, Qin Ruan cooked chicken soup for Lu Xiaofeng all afternoon in the kitchen, saying that if it would give him strength.

Huamanlou has been going out since the morning to buy a fence tent for Lao Bai in the sheepfold. He seems to like the Lao Bai sent by Ah Qing very much, so he takes good care of him. When he comes home in the afternoon, he will Seeing Qin Ruan busy in the kitchen all afternoon, when she was finally done, she ran out of the kitchen and found Hua Manlou, asking him to help her talk to Lu Xiaofeng.

Huamanlou didn't know what happened, let alone the martial arts contest between her and Sikong Zhaixing. Qin Ruan just wanted to tell Huamanlou what happened, but was caught by Lu Xiaofeng who was really bored in the room. came out and interrupted.

There is no need to let Huamanlou know about eating shit.

Seeing him coming out, Qin Ruan saw that his anger had almost dissipated, so he hurriedly went to the kitchen to bring out all the meals he had prepared, and even served Lu Xiaofeng chicken soup to drink.

Huamanlou was very relieved to see that they didn't quarrel and got along very well.

After eating, I went to the kitchen to do the dishes.

In normal times, Qin Ruan would definitely not let Hua Manlou wash the dishes by himself, but today's situation is special, half of the day's live broadcast time limit seems to have passed, but there is still no progress.

After Lu Xiaofeng finished drinking the chicken soup, he sat on the chair and picked his teeth like an old man, but he didn't speak first.

In order not to lose all her little money, Qin Ruan had no choice but to go over cheeky, hand him a bowl of water, squat down beside him, squeeze his shoulders, and tentatively ask, "Master Lu, are you not angry?" Yet?"

Lu Xiaofeng's temper comes and goes quickly, he is not so stingy, no matter how much a girl does, as long as it is within the scope allowed by law and morality, such as not endangering other people's lives, not cheating his friends Wait, he won't be really angry.

He knew that Qin Ruan was a kind-hearted girl, and there must be a reason for saying that.

He stroked his mustache, sat up straight, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Ms. Qin, why do you want me to eat shit?"

Qin Ruan said with a sad face: "Of course it wasn't my intention. How could I let you eat shit when I'm so good? It's all because of Sikong Zhaixing."

"Sikong Zhaixing?"

When Lu Xiaofeng heard that there was also the matter of Sikong Zhaixing, he suddenly remembered the bet between these two people in the morning, and suddenly realized: "I understand! Is it because I said I didn't dare to eat shit in the morning, so that After the monkey spirit loses the bet, it will threaten you!"

"What a Sikong Zhaixing!" After Lu Xiaofeng figured it out, he rolled up his sleeves angrily, as if going to fight with Sikong Zhaixing.

Qin Ruan hurriedly grabbed him, and told her about the task that Sikong Zhaixing assigned her, why not: "Brother Lu, you also know that I have worked so hard for the incense money of the entire Taoist temple for so many years, and I have not Earning enough 1 taels of silver, if I compensate Sikong Zhaixing 1 taels, my Taoist temple will definitely go bankrupt. It is really too much for Sikong Zhaixing to make this request, but what can I do, I can only ask you to be wronged gone."

When Lu Xiaofeng heard that this matter was brought up by Sikong Zaixing, it turned out that all of this was caused by Sikong Zaixing, so he dropped the bowl in his hand angrily, and said angrily, "I won't eat shit even if I'm wronged!"

Qin Ruan's big eyes were watery, and she was about to cry.

He couldn't see a girl like this the most, so he patted her on the shoulder lightly and said to her: "Miss Qin, just wait, I'll be back in a while, don't worry, I will never let Sikong Zhaixing's conspiracy succeed of."

After he finished speaking, he ran out of the kitchen to ask Huamanlou to borrow money. Huamanlou had already heard the conversation between the two of them in the living room, and expressed that he didn't understand, but Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to explain to him. The reason why I want to borrow 1 taels is because I don’t want to eat shit.

Huamanlou had plenty of money, and since Lu Xiaofeng asked, he didn't ask why, so he lent it to Lu Xiaofeng directly.

In fact, Lu Xiaofeng was not short of money, his money came and went quickly, it was just because he stayed in the small building and had no time to go out to earn money, he took the 1 taels of silver from Huamanlou The ticket said: "Huamanlou, I will return this silver ticket to you soon."

Just as I was about to leave after speaking, I suddenly remembered something, and I would turn around and say, "Can you lend me another 1000 taels?"

Hua Manlou smiled and took out a few banknotes from his bosom and said, "This is 2 taels, you can take it and use it. If it's not enough, I'll go to the bank to get it tonight."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "1000 taels is enough, if it's too much, I'm afraid that Sikong Zhaixing will go bankrupt."

After Lu Xiaofeng finished borrowing the money, he went to Qin Ruan, handed the 1 taels of bank notes to her and said, "Here, I will pay you 1 taels of money, and you don't have to worry about eating shit anymore."

Holding the 1 taels of silver note, Qin Ruan was so moved that she really wanted to hold Lu Lu Xiaofeng's thigh and say, "Little Fenghuang, I will never play tricks on you again, you are the best and most handsome in the world!" boy."

Then Lu Xiaofeng took out another 1000 taels of silver from his bosom, and said, "Sell me that ancestral treasure in your Taoist temple too."

Qin Ruan didn't have anything to say, so he quickly took out one from the space and handed it to him, and taught him how to use it.

Before, Lu Xiaofeng watched the video of Shui Lingguang on Qin Ruan's live Bagua mirror, and already knew how to use it. Qin Ruan just wanted to tell him that there is an even more beautiful head of the four beauties--Xi Shi herself .

Who knew that Lu Xiaofeng didn't look at the beauty anymore, and suddenly laughed out loud with the gossip mirror, his stomach almost bent when he laughed, if it wasn't for his rib injury, he would definitely have turned over 100 somersaults in the small building.

Just as Qin Ruan wanted to ask him what happened, Lu Xiaofeng didn't tell her, instead he stretched his arms and said that he was going to Piaoxiangyuan tonight, and he disappeared in a flash.

Then I saw him jumping out of the small building, looking for a secluded place, and poking around excitedly at the screen of his gossip mirror.

Qin Ruan in the small building had just put the 1 taels given by Lu Xiaofeng into the system's purse for a few minutes, and heard the system's ding ding prompt on the screen: "Pay attention! The buyer' four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng' called Reward 1 taels, request live broadcast to watch Thief God Sikong pick stars and eat shit, please host to complete the live broadcast task within one day, otherwise the system will automatically deduct ten times the reward paid by the buyer from the "Peacock Live Room" storage wallet Price."

Qin Ruan:? ? !

I wipe!Again!

1 taels?Wouldn't that ten times be 10 taels? !

Qin Ruan's goodwill towards Lu Xiaofeng just now disappeared completely, and she said angrily to Sikong Zhaixing and Lu Xiaofeng on the screen: "Are you two trying to piss me off!"

Sikong Zhaixing's barrage came across the screen: "Lu Xiaoji! You are cheating!"

Lu Xiaofeng lay on the roof of Piaoxiangyuan with Erlang's legs crossed, ignored him, and proudly posted a barrage saying: "Miss Qin, hurry up, go to the live broadcast, if you are capable, Sikong Zhaixing will find 10 taels and give it to you , or he will go to the latrine to eat shit! Let him choose!"

Lu Xiaofeng knew that Sikong Zhaixing would definitely look for money, and those who beat him to death would not eat shit,

Of course, he didn't really want to see Sikong Zhaixing eat shit, he just treated him in his own way, and gave him a long memory.

So Qin Ruan had no choice but to go to Sikong Zhaixing again with a tired heart, and asked the system silently in his heart, can we cancel this cheating function.

It seems that she is cheated here and there, and she is the one who cheated.

Sikong Zhaixing didn't expect this insidious Lu Xiaofeng to come up with this trick, thinking that he had no money and didn't want to have the cheek to borrow a lot of money, so he had to take advantage of the night to steal the treasures of a few wealthy merchants, and then went to the black market to resell them.

Finally, before dawn, 20 taels were collected.

The next day, when Sikong Zhaixing came to Qin Ruan with the money, he was determined to compete with Lu Xiaofeng again. After paying 10 taels, he actually gave another 10 taels as a reward, and he still wanted to live stream "Lu Xiaofeng" eat shit'.

This is related to the dignity of his God of Thieves.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't expect Sikong Zaixing to be so frenzied, and he tipped 10 taels all at once.

Doesn't this mean he has to pay back 100 million taels!

Qin Ruan couldn't bear it any longer, held up the blue light sword, and warned Lu and Si that if they dared to make such a boring request, they would be kicked out of the live broadcast room forever, and they would never play games with them again. Yes, the two of them are honest now.

It wasn't until today that Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing discovered that Qin Ruan's most powerful martial arts was not lightness kungfu, but her swordsmanship.

When she chopped down the big tree a few meters away with a single sword in the small building, Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing broke out in a cold sweat.

This terrifying swordsmanship was comparable to that of Ximen Chuuxue from Wanmei Villa.

Lu Xiaofeng's consonant finger may not be able to hold the strength of a sword.

But Lu Xiaofeng still doesn't know how to eat shit, he has to find a way to earn 100 million taels with Sikong Zhaixing within a day.

Lu Xiaofeng's beard was about to be rubbed off, so why did he compete with Sikong Zaixing.

At this moment, someone came to Lu Xiaofeng, saying that there have been several strange cases in the capital recently, there is a embroidered robber who always comes out to commit crimes, no one can catch him, so he wants to ask Xia Tan to come to Lu Xiaofeng for help .

Lu Xiaofeng was in too much trouble, he was terribly worried and annoyed, so of course he refused to help.

The man asked him: "There is no other case recently, what are you busy with all day?"

Lu Xiaofeng replied angrily, "I'm too busy eating shit!"

So from then on, no one dared to come to Huamanlou's small building to ask Lu Xiaofeng for help.