[Comprehensive] Martial arts live room

It took Lu Xiaofeng a long time to climb out from the pile of goats.

He really didn't expect that this kind of thing happened when he smelled the aroma of wine and came to the kitchen to ask Hua Manlou for a jug of wine.

Aside from cracked ribs, he was inexplicably buried by ten goats.

The goat weighing more than [-] kilograms 'plopped' on his cracked ribs, and some goats even stepped on their feet in panic because of being frightened. One can imagine the tragedy of the scene .

Sikong Zhaixing came to the kitchen from the balcony in three or two steps, and saw a kitchen full of goats screaming in panic. The screams of the goats were accompanied by Lu Xiaofeng's wails. The miserable voice filled the air for a while. The whole small building.

Sikong Zhaixing was sure that Lu Xiaofeng's injury had worsened again, but when he saw Lu Xiaofeng finally crawling out of the goat pile with a disheveled face, he wanted to laugh no matter what he saw at this scene.

The hero Tan Lu Xiaofeng was trampled to death by a flock of sheep. If this news spreads in Jianghu, he will definitely be laughed out of his teeth.

Thanks to Qin Ruan's quick response, Ah Qing knew how to drive sheep after watching Ah Qing herd sheep for more than half a year, so he hurriedly took out the wooden sticks from the white ape, drove the sheep out of the kitchen, and drove them all downstairs along the balcony .

Hua Manlou and Sikong Zaixing helped Lu Xiaofeng up from left to right, and had no choice but to drive him to the bed again, to help him change his medicine and check his internal injuries.

Sure enough, the ribs turned blue again, and it was estimated that the crack that was about to heal had opened again.

For Lu Xiaofeng, who has just solved the Zhuangda case and is famous far and wide, it is not something to brag about, but the gossip mirror in his hand is still live broadcasting, and this part of him was buried by Lao Bai. Video will be recorded forever.

Lu Xiaofeng had no love in his life, let Huamanlou call the doctor again to change his wound medicine, and didn't want to say a word.

Although Sikong Zhaixing was always on the face, and couldn't help laughing when he saw Lu Xiaofeng's distressed appearance, he still took good care of him during his injury. The goat was killed and eaten to replenish Lu Xiaofeng's body.

Of course Qin Ruan wanted to stop him, if Ah Qing knew that Sikong Zaixing was going to kill and eat Laobai, he would beat him until he was looking for his teeth all over the place.

Hua Manlou didn't understand at first, why so many sheep suddenly fell from the roof and hit Lu Xiaofeng on the head, but Qin Ruan would have noticed it a long time ago and pulled him away in advance.

Qin Ruan, in order to keep Ah Qing's ten old whites, truthfully told Hua Manlou about Ah Qing and the live broadcast of the gossip mirror. Dai, gentle and warm-hearted, but he is blind, blind people can't watch the live broadcast.

But Hua Manlou himself doesn't think so. He is also curious about these strange things Qin Ruan said, and he also likes to try new things. He feels that although he can't see, his ears are very sensitive, and he can also make voices during the live broadcast , Listen to the sound.

Before Lu Xiaofeng was buried by the goat, he heard Ah Qing's voice.

Qin Ruan saw that he was eager to learn, so she gave him one as well, and taught him which button to press to enter the live broadcast room, which button to press to make a voice, and to listen to the voice.

Hua Manlou learned quickly, the first video in the live broadcast room was the clip where Lu Xiaofeng was buried by the goat after he finished warming the wine in the kitchen.

Later, when he heard Lu Xiaofeng's screams, even Hua Manlou couldn't help but want to laugh. He thought this little girl named Ah Qing was so cute.

After Qin Ruan drove the goats sent by Ah Qing to the bottom of the small building, he begged Huamanlou to build a sheepfold in the backyard of the small building to raise all the goats. Huamanlou didn't really like killing animals. So he happily agreed. He knew that it was a sheep sent by Ah Qing, so he kindly took care of it for her.

On the other side, in order to relieve Lu Xiaofeng who was depressed in bed, Qin Ruan actively served him tea and water every day, served him like a little maid, and even showed him the video of Shui Lingguang singing.

Lu Xiaofeng was immediately attracted by Shui Lingguang's beauty and singing voice, almost every day he had to look at it under the covers in order to fall asleep.

Just like that, Lu Xiaofeng's injuries were getting better day by day, and Qin Ruan had been living in the small building full of flowers for half a month before he knew it.

One day, Sikong Zhaixing was watching the video again with the gossip mirror in his arms. When he swiped to Juxian Village again, when he heard Qin Ruan claiming to be "Dugu Qiubai" by chance, he couldn't help complaining: "In this world, there is no There are still people who dare to call themselves 'Dugu Qiubai', this name is too immodest."

This happened to be heard by Qin Ruan who was passing by. Her cousin's husband is called Dugu Qiubai. Others are not allowed to question her little cousin and her cousin's husband, not even their names.

She couldn't help but said: "What's wrong with Dugu Qiubai? My brother-in-law is called Dugu Qiubai. Tokgo Qiubai is number one in the world. He is called Qiubai because no one in this world has the ability to make him defeat , This is normal, why not be humble."

When Sikong Zaixing heard this, he was not happy about it, and he rarely said: "In my heart, Lu Xiaoji is number one in the world."

Sikong Zhaixing felt that half of Lu Xiaofeng's bone injury was his responsibility, so he had to say something against his will to make him happy.

In normal times, even if he was killed, he wouldn't say these words.

Qin Ruan is a calf-protecting person, she thinks her brother-in-law is the best brother-in-law, so she hurriedly showed off, "My brother-in-law is gentle and gentle, he is a good-looking talent!"

Sikong Zhaixing said unconvinced: "Lu Xiaoji is also handsome and handsome!"

Qin Ruan also said: "My brother-in-law became famous at a young age, and his martial arts are the best in the world, and no one in the world will refuse to accept him!"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Lu Xiaoji has been famous all over the world since he was young. He combines wisdom and courage, and everyone in the martial arts world knows it!"

The two talked to each other, from the simple praise and show off at the beginning to the unconvinced comparison later on, inexplicably, the one who refused to accept the other became more vigorous, as if it was no longer Dugu Qiubai and Lu Xiaofeng who would win The question of who will lose is the betting competition between Qin Ruan and Sikong Zhaoxing.

Sikong Zhaixing felt that he absolutely couldn't lose to the little girl's film, it was related to his dignity of stealing god.

Qin Ruan also can't lose, because it concerns the dignity of her little cousin and her cousin's husband.

So then their words became like this.

Qin Ruan stared at Sikong Zhaixing, gritted his molars and said, "My brother-in-law dares to jump off the top of Mount Hua!"

Sikong Zhaixing was not convinced, he clenched his fist and replied, "Lu Xiaoji dares too!"

Qin Ruan said again: "My brother-in-law dares to smash a big rock in his chest!"

Sikong Zhaixing replied: "Lu Xiaoji dares too!"

Qin Ruan said: "My brother-in-law dares to swallow a sword!"

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Lu Xiaoji dares too!"

The two of you stared at me, and I stared at you, looking like enemies who were extremely jealous when they met, both gritted their teeth and refused to admit defeat, and now the chips have also increased. Whoever loses will give the opponent 100 taels of silver.

The confrontation between the two sides has reached a feverish stage, without even thinking about it, no matter what Qin Ruan said about his brother-in-law, Sikong Zaixing said that Lu Xiaofeng would dare.

The quarrel between the two became louder and louder, and finally woke up Lu Xiaofeng who was sleeping next door.

The injuries on his body were almost healed, so he got up and stretched his waist, woke up after getting enough sleep during the day, and prepared to go to the Piaoxiangyuan at night.

As soon as he got off the bed, he heard Qin Ruan's voice say, "My brother-in-law dares to eat shit!"

Without even thinking about it, Sikong Zhaixing shouted affirmatively: "Lu Xiaoji dares too!"

Lu Xiaofeng: "???!"

As soon as Sikong Zhaixing finished speaking, Lu Xiaofeng pushed open the window and shouted towards them: "I dare not!!!"

When Lu Xiaofeng finished yelling, the whole small building trembled three times. Qin Ruan listened, looked up at Sikong Zaixing, and said with a proud face: "How about it! Lu Xiaofeng said he didn't dare! Sikong Zaixing you Lose! Pay me!"

Sikong Zhaixing didn't know which tendon was wrong, he blushed, took out 100 taels of silver bill from his pocket and slapped it on the table, snorted and said, "Don't be complacent! Who wins?" Who is responsible is not sure!"

Then he turned around angrily and left.

Qin Ruan proudly put away the 100 taels silver note with her chin up, walked up to Lu Xiaofeng and patted him on the shoulder to thank him for his assist, then ran out of the small building in a hurry, took the money and went to the market to buy it. I went to eat, and I went shopping until the evening before returning to the small building from the market with big bags.

Not long after she sat down, she heard the ding ding ding of the gossip disk in her arms. After she took it out and opened the interface, she heard the voice of the system saying: "Attention, attention! The buyer'Thieves God Sikong Zhaixing' made a reward 1000 taels of silver, requesting live broadcast to watch Lu Xiaofeng eat feces, please complete the live broadcast task within one day, otherwise the system will automatically deduct ten times the fee for compensation from the buyer’s reward from the wallet stored in the 'Peacock View Live Room'."

? ? ? !

Qin Ruan was extremely surprised, when did such an inhumane operation happen!

Does this mean that if Lu Xiaofeng does not live broadcast Lu Xiaofeng eating shit, she has to pay Sikong Zhaixing 1 taels? !

There is not a total of 1 taels in her purse!

At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng came over, picked up the pastry she just bought from Wuxiangzhai, and chewed it in her mouth.

But seeing Qin Ruan frowning and sighing, she couldn't help but go up to her and ask, "Miss Qin, has something bothering you?"

Qin Ruan didn't answer, but sighed heavily again, the look of wanting to talk really made people scratch their heads and wonder what was going on.

Lu Xiaofeng hated girls with frowning faces the most, so he just sat down beside her and said solemnly: "Miss Qin, you might as well tell me what's wrong, with me, Lu Xiaofeng, I can help you solve even big things. "

Qin Ruan raised her head and opened her big clear eyes, and asked him expectantly: "Is what you said true?"

Seeing those big flickering eyes, Lu Xiaofeng raised his head with pride, patted his chest, and said to himself: "I, Lu Xiaofeng, always keep what I say."

Qin Ruan hesitated again and again, and finally said: "Lu Xiaofeng, can you eat shit, just one bite."

Lu Xiaofeng: ...? ? ?

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