818 The actor who was raised by my milk

In the past, Chi Ming often used Weibo, but he couldn't be funny or cute, and he couldn't learn the correct posture to interact with fans. He almost made a black history for himself several times.

Shen Danqing didn't bother to help him manage it, so he said that he would rather be short and let him figure it out, so he completely neglected this homework.

Only the big one has a pitiful more than 100 million fans, which is considered low on the [-]th line.

But ever since he was named the most unpalatable, Chi Ming's number of fans has increased like a balloon, faster than his family's little bald hair.

It was 268 million when he just took a shower at night, and after he finished scanning the script, it rose to 667 million.

China is indeed a populous country.

And because too many people clicked on him at the same time, the message bar was directly stuck, and the old mobile phone that hadn't been updated for a long time still had a black screen several times...

Before Shen Danqing left, he asked him to post some irrelevant content casually, and interacted with him while taking advantage of the heat. Chi Ming felt that his manager was really big-hearted, so he actually let him post a few blindly, and didn't give it to him. checks or something.

No way, come by yourself.

Shen Danqing deliberately emphasized that it is irrelevant, so you must not mention anything about learning from the Concubine Bawang, and it is best not to continue following the hot topic...

So what should I send?

At exactly twelve o'clock, the phone rang to remind that it was time for breastfeeding, and Chi Ming suddenly had an inspiration.

He put a resized sock sweater on the little bald hair, and put a blue wig on it. After mixing the milk powder, he didn't put it into the syringe immediately, but found a baby bottle-shaped parrot chewing toy to pour it in. Put it in front of little bald hair.

I thought that the little bald hair would be more cooperative with the chewing toy, and it could be regarded as pretending to be feeding if it gnawed casually, but it didn’t. As soon as Chi Ming took the bottle over, it turned its back with disgust, tried No success.

In the end, the brat might be annoyed, so he stepped on the bottle directly on the bottom of his feet, proudly raised his wings, and shook the hair on his head towards Chiming, as if he had won something.

Chi Ming took the photo in time, and thought it was okay, although he didn't have a soft and cute look, but such a domineering president also has a personality.

He just posted the photo and updated his first Weibo post in months.

After sending it out, he thought of a problem. He didn't make a beautification picture for his son, so he just uploaded it directly.

What if someone complains?

No, you can't read the comments. If someone scolds his son, he probably can't help but yell back directly.

So Chi Ming threw the phone into the drawer, put the matter aside, and gave little bald hair a supper before continuing to read his script.

Chi Ming has always been serious about filming.

Over the years, he has always maintained a habit, as long as he gets a new script, he will read it as much as possible on the same day.

The book of Xueba Wangfei is relatively thick, so I can only read the outline first, and then choose the more important roles of the male protagonist to focus on.

The heroine is named Tian Yixin in modern times, and she studied in a spicy chicken middle school with a very bad school spirit. The hero Jian Haoyu was very inconspicuous in the school at the beginning. He was an unknown bookworm wearing black-rimmed glasses and sitting in the last row.

This kind of setting also deceives the heroine and the gang of idiots in the book. When the novel was serialized back then, readers immediately saw the domineering aura hidden by the hero. Being a nerd in a classroom where you don't study is no less difficult than cooking hot pot in a spaceship without getting your clothes dirty.

It's definitely not ordinary to be so against the sky.

Sure enough, when the beautiful and upright Tian Yixin who loves fighting injustice (causing trouble) got involved in the campus bullying incident, Jian Haoyu, who was low-key and simple and obsessed with studying (not at all), was targeted by the grade bully, and together with a few other students with good grades, was arrested Tied to the back mountain.

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the street lights were not on. Tian Yixin chased the gangster all the way to the mountain behind the school, and used the martial arts he learned in ancient times to kill three parties, playing a very handsome role.

But helplessly, the ancients did not understand that science and technology are the primary productive forces, and the gangsters who promised to dominate the campus with their fists and kicks actually brought mini electric batons necessary for self-defense for girls.

Tian Yixin was knocked down by the electric baton, and was chased and intercepted by a group of gangsters. Seeing that things were about to get out of hand, Jian Haoyu, who was tied up in a corner and looked nerdy, untied the rope for some reason, took off the blindfold, Because the glasses were dropped by the gangsters, and the hair was messed up when he was tied up, Jian Haoyu (inadvertently) changed into a cool look, as if he had transformed into a superman, and helped Tian Yixin out of the siege. He also carried Tian Yixin away from the danger zone.

When the street lights were bright enough, Jian Haoyu finally saw that Tian Yixin's jacket was torn, and he put on his school uniform for her in a gentlemanly manner, while he stood in the cool night wind at the end of summer, in the dim light, in the deserted place. On the back hill, she showed off her figure fiercely, and had physical contact with the heroine for the first time.

A large mirror was installed on the door of Chi Ming's wardrobe, which was left by his parents when they lived here. Although it is a bit old, it is high enough for him to play against himself.

In the past, Chi Ming always tried the mirror as a heroine, and the effect was definitely not good, but it went well, but today he doesn't know what's wrong, and he feels so awkward after reading a few words.

After much deliberation, he finally found the reason.

He used to be the only one in the family, but now he has a little bald hair.

Sure enough, as soon as he turned his head, he saw his son's eyes following him all the time, as if he was watching his embarrassing scene very curiously.

It's over, will his son think he is a narcissist?After all, he has to put on a wicked and crazy expression in front of himself in the mirror, and he has to act like a domineering president from time to time.

In order to be a respected old father, Chi Ming resolutely gave up the mirror, found a doll and put it on the table, and planned to practice with it, but unfortunately, the only doll in his family was a funny pink poop, Chi Ming Asking myself that my acting skills are not enough, I really can't remember the words for this thing.

Just like that, his eyes searched around the room, and suddenly he found the target in a flash of inspiration.

Chi Ming took the little bald hair out, found a cushion and placed it on the top of the incubator, so that it just reached Chi Ming's chest in terms of height.

"It's such a son, your father is an actor." Chi Ming explained to Xiao Bald Mao based on the principle of honest parenting, "So you are a second-generation actor, and you can't be ignorant of TV art like other chicks."

He took another look at the script, then lightly messed up the clothes on Little Bald Hair, and turned off the headlights, leaving only one desk lamp——faithfully restoring the scene of the script.

Originally, it was just a whim, but Chi Ming was soon aroused to be playful, and planned to have a good play with his son.

He even made a mini slate and built a teleprompter out of paper.

It's almost ready now.

By this time, the little bald hair was already a little sleepy, and sat obediently on the incubator, only looking at Chi Ming with a little doubt.

Chi Ming said silently in his heart: You are not a little bald, you are Tian Yixin, you are Tian Yixin, you are Tian Yixin.I am Jian Haoyu.

He took a deep breath, first walked around to the other side of the room, and then walked back to the set scene step by step.

According to the requirements of the plot, Chi Ming glanced at the little bald hair first, then frowned slightly and looked away because he saw the disheveled clothes, then he took off his clothes and walked to the little bald hair, shook off his clothes and put it on with his bare upper body, " Don't be disgusted with the dirt."

Little Bald: "?"

Chi Ming said silently again, Tian Yixin Tian Yixin, you are Tian Yixin, and then completed Tian Yixin's lines in his heart: [You...you are Jian Haoyu?Jian Haoyu from class three? ]

Chi Ming trimmed his hair, put his index finger on the bridge of his nose, and pushed the non-existent glasses, "Yeah." Then he made a silent gesture, "Keep it secret, don't ruin my image."

Tian Yixin: [It turns out that you are so skilled, I really didn't expect it. ]

Chi Ming laughed, "I didn't expect that your skills are so bad."

Tian Yixin: [Yes, the kung fu is not perfect, you should be more careful next time. ]

Chi Ming: "Do you still want to have a next time?"

Tian Yixin: [Of course, this is organized bullying, I do not allow this to happen around me. ]

"You...don't allow it?" Chi Ming smiled evilly, looked at the little bald hair for a while, and suddenly pressed his hand on the wall, and Bidong raised its chin at the same time, "Why don't you want to allow it?"

"Don't you think the real world is too simple?" Then he got closer and closer, "Don't say there are so many of them, even if I'm the only one, how can you not allow me to do something to you now? "

According to the script, here, Jian Haoyu made a posture of kissing her forcefully in order to let Tian Yixin know that he was afraid. Tian Yixin didn't take it seriously at first, and only pushed him away in a panic at the last moment.

All kinds of constant cutting and chaos between the two started from this clichéd plot.

Chi Ming focused on looking at the little bald hair, with a serious expression on his face, but his heart kept repeating: this is Tian Yixin, this is Tian Yixin, this is Tian Yixin...

Then when he was only ten centimeters away from the little bald hair, the prepared plot collapsed instantly in the young bird's bewildered eyes: This is not Tian Yixin, this is not Tian Yixin, this is my super cute little bald hair.

Chi Ming put aside the evil and domineering character, raised his hand to touch the little bald hair, then quickly moved closer, and kissed the bright yellow beak.

The author has something to say:

I don't know why the title is called sweet and sour chicken