The rival's pheromone is super sweet

Luo Yong was in a bad mood, and he was pulling his hair frantically: "That's not the point, the point is why things can be so coincidental!? I just made that stupid bet with the idiot school committee and you showed up! ! This is simply lower than the probability of the pie falling from the sky, stepping on dog shit when going out, and the school committee finding a girlfriend!!"

Fan Dongsheng who couldn't find a girlfriend: "?"

"I just came here for a date," Fang Kailan snorted, "There is such a coincidence in the world, isn't it? You lost the bet, are you going to call the school committee 'Daddy'?"

"...You just clearly said that this bet is stupid!! Why can you remember it so clearly!!"

"Okay, are you here to go to the bathroom, or are you here to scream?" Jiang Yang was annoyed, "If you are all right, don't disturb my sweet date with my boyfriend, today is my boyfriend's birthday .”

Fang Kailan suddenly realized: "Oh yes!! Happy birthday!!"

"Happy birthday!!" Fan Dongsheng was particularly excited, "Squad leader, I have prepared a gift for you! In the dormitory!! I will give it to you when you go back tomorrow!!"

Xiao Yi nodded: "Thank you." It can't be a question bank, I already have enough.

"Do you know what I bought? Do you want to guess? You will definitely like this gift!!" Fan Dongsheng didn't wait for Xiao Yi to guess, and continued to say excitedly, "The latest math finale question bank! I heard that this question bank Over the years, the betting questions have been very accurate!!"

"..."

"Uh, that, I just thought about it," Fang Kailan thought of Yu Xiaoxiao's appeal, and wanted to be a light bulb at a close distance, and rolled his eyes, "Don't leave, if there are five of us, we can go to play together Drifting, so five people in one boat, there will be no outsiders."

Of course, it doesn't matter if there are outsiders or not, as long as you can find an excuse to go with the squad leader and bully.

Jiang Yang was completely unaware of Fang Kailan's plot, and turned to look at Xiao Yi: "Boyfriend, do you want to play?"

"You can play, but," Xiao Yi frowned, "don't call me that outside."

Jiang Yang moved closer to Xiao Yi's ear, and said in a low voice, "Okay, I'll call you when I get home tonight."

"...Crap," Xiao Yi felt goosebumps all over his body, "Then I'll go back to the dormitory tonight."

"No," Jiang Yang said forcefully, "We're going to have fun tonight."

"..."

I don't know what shameful thing Jiang Yang is talking about, but after going back, we must hide the strange things in Jiang Yang's bedroom first-

A group of people came to the jungle rafting place to line up.

It is said to be jungle rafting, but it is actually an artificially created fast-flowing river. There are stupid fake green plants planted on both sides, and there are models of jungle beasts with teeth and claws. The kind that sprays cold water on tourists' necks when the boat passes by is not even as good as the torrent. Adventurous adventures.

There are a lot of people queuing up for this project, because each boat can only board five people at a time, so the team moves extremely slowly.

"It's so boring, let's play something." Luo Yong stepped on the fence and dangled back and forth.

Fan Dongsheng made a serious suggestion: "Let's recite the text in a relay. One person will recite a sentence, and the next person will take it. If you can't recite it, then you will have to copy this text ten times after you go home."

Luo Yong was very disgusted: "Fuck, we came out to play today, not to attend the high-intensity devil's cram school."

"Hehe, I didn't think about you," Fan Dongsheng pushed his glasses mockingly, "Your grades have been holding back our dormitory all this time, haven't you become conscious yet? You see, the school bully has already started from the bottom. Number one has become the top [-] in the grade, even better than Xiao Fang's grades, and he will never be held back."

"That's because he fell in love with the first grader," Luo Yong said angrily, "If there is a good Omega female classmate who forces me to study every day, I will reward my progress with passionate kisses and a hot body. , I will definitely advance by leaps and bounds and surpass you."

After Jiang Yang heard "passionate kiss and hot body", he fell into deep thought, and seemed to have thought of some strange and flirty new idea, planning to find a suitable opportunity to use it in the future.

Fan Dongsheng sneered: "Then I will reward you, can you study hard?"

"???" Luo Yong jumped back a step, almost stepping on the foot of the tourist on the right, "You gay, you are plotting against me!! How could I study for you!! Stop dreaming!!"

"Okay," Xiao Yi rubbed his brows, "Do you want to play Fight the Landlord?"

Luo Yong immediately took out his mobile phone: "Sure!"

Fang Kailan also agreed, but Fan Dongsheng shook his head like a rattle: "I don't want to play, I'd rather memorize texts, or do calculations in my head."

In fact, it's because he doesn't know how to play, but he won't admit it in front of Luo Yong.

"Hehe, I didn't want to take you to play." Luo Yong made a face. "Playing with friends is two or two teams. You can only play with four people at most. You are redundant."

Xiao Yi nodded: "I thought of you not playing."

"..." Fan Dongsheng fell into autism, and once again felt that he, who loves learning, was rejected.

"But it's okay," Xiao Yi said calmly, "If you want to learn, you can come and watch me play."

Fan Dongsheng's eyes lit up again, and he nodded hastily: "I want to learn!"

"So that's how it is," Luo Yong laughed, "You don't even know how to play."

Fan Dongsheng: "..." Oh no, it's exposed!But why do I feel... the squad leader seems to be doing it on purpose? ? ?

There is no random team, Xiao Yi and Jiang Yang are directly in a group, and Luo Yong is in a group with Fang Kailan.

After a few rounds, Luo Yong and Fang Kailan almost lost all their beans.

"No, you two are too powerful," Luo Yong yelled, "Big Brother and Ouhuang team up and beat us Africans and Caibi, how can we win!!"

"Yeah, we..." Fang Kailan echoed halfway, and suddenly realized that he wasn't very bad just now, so the dish ratio in Luo Yong's mouth was himself, so he immediately changed his words, "I'm not so good!! Obviously you didn't give it to me Straight card!! I'm going to go out with one hand! You insist on blowing it up! You blow it up! Didn't you notice that there are two kings on the opposite side!!"

"I don't care, anyway, I want to apply for a teammate change."

"I want the monitor," Luo Yong said decisively, "to make up for my dark face."

Jiang Yang raised his voice an octave: "How dare you fucking want my boyfriend???"

"!?" Luo Yong trembled in fright, "Then I want you..."

"You fucking dare to rob someone from my boyfriend???"

"!?!?" Luo Yong exploded, "Why don't you just say that you don't want to change your teammate!! Why are you beating around the bush and showing affection and throwing dog food!!"

"There's a lot of bullshit," Fan Dongsheng snatched Luo Yong's phone, his eyes flashed with the wisdom he had learned, "I'll replace you."

Luo Yong's face was full of question marks, and he reached out to snatch it back: "You don't know how to play!! Don't lose all my beans!!"

Fan Dongsheng ignored it and quickly clicked the start button.

"I'm stupid, don't lose, I don't want to charge money for this stupid game, you..." Luo Yong looked at it, his eyes became brighter and brighter, "My God, you are so fucking good. "

"That's natural," Fan Dongsheng said proudly, "There is nothing I can't learn."

In fact, it was because he watched Xiao Yi play, so he was extra serious, and even quickly checked the rules online, just to show off his skills in front of Xiao Yi.

However, Fan Dongsheng, who has a novice aura, has a chance to win, and they are in the team.

"Put away your mobile phone and store it in the box," the staff directed everyone to enter the venue, pointing to Fan Dongsheng and said, "Stop playing, the tourists are waiting behind."

"..." Fan Dongsheng's journey of fighting the landlord ended without a problem, and he fell into autism again.

Everyone put on terribly poor quality plastic raincoats and barely managed plastic hats that were super small and looked like a bauble.

"Fuck, I ripped it off," Luo Yong looked for the staff with a plastic hat, "Do you have a large size, this one is too small."

"Oh, that's all right, thank you."

After Luo Yong got on the boat, he suddenly realized that what the staff member meant... seemed to be saying that he was fat.

The boat moved slowly and entered the dark jungle cave.

The music permeated people, and from time to time, a few strange screams of wild animals were released, making the atmosphere like a haunted house.

Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment: "I'm not afraid."

"If you insist on hearing a reason for me to hold your hand," Jiang Yang said emotionally, "That's because I'm afraid."

"...Don't flirt, this is on a boat."

"The boat and the bed are almost the same—ah, I'm so stupid!!" Jiang Yang was sprayed with water by the water gun in the bear's mouth.

"Hahahaha!!" Luo Yong laughed until he thumped Fan Dongsheng's thigh, "I saw the bear turn around and then aim at the school bully and launch it, it made me laugh so hard hahaha, this bear could not be controlled by someone Bar!"

Fan Dongsheng said with disgust: "If you are uneducated, don't talk nonsense. It is obviously infrared automatic."

The staff sat in the control room, raised the corners of their mouths, and showed a cruel smile: "Don't look at the darkness in the cave, but your movements are clearly under the monitor. They were indeed automatic, but I just can't bear to see people swearing." Dog food."

Jiang Yang wiped his face, and suddenly thought of something again, his face was a little red, and he leaned into Xiao Yi's ear, and asked in a low voice: "Tell me, I was shot in the face by a bear just now, does it look like you were shot by me last night... ..."

"?" Xiao Yi slapped Jiang Yang away, "You're not awake anymore."

Fang Kailan silently stood beside her, covering her mouth and secretly smiling.

Although the light is very dim, he can't see clearly, but he can still feel that the school bully must have said some shameful words to the class monitor, and the class monitor quickly pushed Jiang Yang away with a movement that would hardly appear on weekdays. Go, even seems a little shy.

Today is also a day for Happy Xiaofang to eat candy up close.

whee.