The rival's pheromone is super sweet
Chapter 55
Jiang Yang put his elbow on Xiao Yi's shoulder, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth: "How about it, do you want to sit?"
"……sit."
Passers-by heard the sound and looked sideways. It's fine for these two playful young people to be pregnant, but they still fucking want to do it in public! ?
Jiang Yang bought meat skewers, squid skewers, and a glass of Coke from a nearby shop, and took them on the train together.
"Why only bought one cup." Xiao Yi took it and took a sip.
Jiang Yang said indifferently: "Anyway, if you buy two glasses, you won't be able to drink."
"..." Xiao Yi stared at him.
"Okay, well, you guessed it right," Jiang Yang surrendered, "I just want to have a drink with you, and I want to kiss you indirectly, I'm a scumbag."
"What are you talking about?" Xiao Yi pinched Jiang Yang, "There are so many children before and after, you are not afraid of leading them down."
"You are also a child, a minor child."
"...Speak as if you are an adult."
"It's coming soon."
Xiao Yi sneered: "So you are also a child."
"Okay, then the two children will take the little train together." -
Next to the smoothie shop, several female college students were queuing up and discussing.
"Hey, you just saw that there are two handsome guys on the little train!!"
"There are handsome guys every year, especially this year, and it's so rare," a girl said disdainfully, "And your eyesight has always been so low, you can still say that you are handsome with that long face a few days ago."
"Oh, don't underestimate me, this time is definitely more handsome than the previous one! And they are drinking the same cup of Coke! Ahhhhhh handsome guy drinking Coke!"
"??? What did you say??" The girl's eyes lit up, "Two handsome guys are drinking a glass of Coke???"
"Yes, yes, mainly two handsome guys..."
The girl shook her friend desperately: "Didn't you say it earlier!!! The handsome guy is the point!! No!! The point is that these two people drink the same cup of Coke!!"
The girl frantically chased after the little train in the direction it left.
"..."
However, these were not the only passers-by who noticed the two of them.
"Do you think it's a little strange?" Jiang Yang raised the meat skewer to Xiao Yi's mouth, "It seems that more and more adults are getting on the small train. Before, they were all children's."
Xiao Yi took a bite: "...well, and they are all sitting behind us."
"Not only that, there is a group of people running behind the train, and the pile in the distance seems to be looking at this side too," Jiang Yang was puzzled, "Is the little train in this amusement park so popular? Such a boring It’s weird that people are waiting in line to play the project.”
Xiao Yi was very calm: "Let's come and see you."
"Uh," Jiang Yang thought that Xiao Yi was saying that he was attracting others, and quickly denied it to save his life, "Impossible, don't get me wrong, even if it was, I definitely wouldn't like them."
"..."
Xiao Yi took a sip of Coke, and a suppressed scream came from not far behind, and then he said lightly: "Did you hear that, they came to see us, who told you to buy only a Coke."
"What's there to see, have you never seen someone fall in love?"
The aunt who was accompanying her grandson on the small train in the back seat couldn't stand it anymore, and explained with a smile: "It's not uncommon for people to fall in love, but it's very eye-catching for two handsome guys to fall in love."
"... Oh," Jiang Yang scratched his head, "Then have you rested well, let's get out of the car, I don't want to be watched by them anymore."
He didn't even want them to watch his boyfriend.
"Well, is that delicious?" The four or five-year-old boy next to the aunt was drooling, pointing to the meat skewers in Jiang Yang's paper bag and asking, "Big brother, can you give me one?"
"What do you want," the aunt yelled softly, "it's someone else's stuff, we don't know him, so we can't just let someone want something, you know?"
The little boy blinked his eyes: "But just now, grandma talked to them, wouldn't they know each other after talking?"
"Where did you learn it, kid, who taught you..."
Jiang Yang smiled, took out two meat skewers, put them in the little boy's hands, and clenched his fists for him: "Brother will eat it for you, you have to hold it steady, don't drop it on the ground, if you drop it, you can eat it." Oh no more."
"Hey, how embarrassing it is." The aunt still refused.
Xiao Yi also said, "It's okay, we can't eat anymore anyway."
Jiang Yang rubbed the top of the little boy's head and messed up his hair: "Brothers, get out of the car, and you must obediently obey grandma's words from now on."
The little boy grinned, and said in a childlike voice, "Mmm, thank you brother."
After the two got out of the car, many people got out of the car too. Some of them went to play other things, while others continued to follow from a distance.
"I didn't expect you to be so gentle with children." Xiao Yi said lightly.
Jiang Yang was not satisfied: "Could it be that I'm not gentle enough for you? Why are you still jealous of the brat?"
Xiao Yi ignored Jiang Yang's random labeling, and continued: "Who would have thought that the dignified school bully actually likes children."
"I'm not a school bully, right? I don't know why they call me a school bully. I haven't done anything harmful." Jiang Yang sincerely wondered from the bottom of his heart, "At most, if someone tells me to fight, I will I went, and I chased away the idiots at the school gate, and then I didn’t study much before, and I didn’t listen to the teacher, uh... well, I’m a school bully.”
"But why can't school bullies like children?" Jiang Yang asked and continued, "Children are so cute and their mouths are sweet, who wouldn't like children?"
"I actually... don't particularly like it."
It's loud, noisy, and childish.
"It's okay." Jiang Yang patted Xiao Yi's shoulder graciously, "Since you don't like it, then we won't have children. Anyway, I don't particularly want it."
Xiao Yi's face suddenly turned a little red, and he stepped on Jiang Yang's foot hard: "Who is going to have a baby with you?"
"Could it be that you still want to give someone else a life?"
"...Your brain power is really rich."
"Then I'm right." Jiang Yang pulled Xiao Yi into his arms and kissed him on the ear, "If you want to give birth, you can give birth, and if you don't want to give birth, don't give birth."
Xiao Yi coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "Which one should we play next?"
Jiang Yang looked around, and happened to see a billboard of a haunted house at a corner not far away, and pointed: "Do you want to play that? The haunted house here seems to be quite famous. It is said that the excitement level ranks among the top five in the city, and 80% of people go in to play." You will pee your pants, do you want to challenge it?"
Xiao Yi thought of the scene of escaping from the secret room last time, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "...I can't do it."
"When it comes to peeing my pants, I suddenly want to go to the toilet." Jiang Yang took Xiao Yi's hand, "Let's go."-
When Xiao Yi first heard that Jiang Yang was going to the bathroom, he really thought that he wanted to go to the bathroom. It wasn't until he was dragged towards the door of the innermost compartment that he realized that something was wrong.
"Come with me to the bathroom."
"..."
Xiao Yi could hardly remember, this was the first time he stayed in the bathroom with Jiang Yang.
In short, Jiang Yang must like the toilet.
"...I didn't mean that, you must have pretended not to know on purpose," Jiang Yang pulled Xiao Yi over and put him in his arms, "There are too many people outside, and there are inexplicable people following, I can't even take it easy kiss you."
"You're too hungry," Xiao Yi mocked, "It's only been half a day, and you can't take it anymore."
Jiang Yang kissed lightly on his lips: "Because I like you so much."
"You rascal."
"I'm only rascal to you."
Xiao Yi was inexplicably aroused by these dirty and rotten love words, and after a long silence, he said, "You just say what you say."
"Whatever you say, I can do it anywhere."
"..."
All the unspoken words were lost in the hasty and hot kiss.
However, the noise of tourists coming and going in the bathroom meant that neither of them could concentrate.
Especially after hearing the familiar voice, the two of them froze, and no matter how much fire they had on their bodies, they were instantly poured down.
"How do you think the squad leader will celebrate his birthday today? It's a rare weekend, why don't you play with us?" Fan Dongsheng's voice came from outside, with a very regretful tone.
"Didn't I tell you everything, the monitor must have gone on a date with the school bully alone," Fang Kailan said impatiently, "How could it be possible for someone to spend such an important day as his birthday with you? Go ahead and dream."
Fan Dongsheng poked his neck: "He said go home this week, I believe him!"
Luo Yong said with disdain: "Are you mentally handicapped? Are you stupid after studying? They must have lied to you."
Fan Dongsheng refused to admit defeat: "How is it possible, I think it is true."
"I don't believe it, you're lying." Fan Dongsheng said firmly.
Luo Yong got excited: "Don't you believe me? How about we make a bet? If you lose, you have to lend me your weekend homework and call me 'Daddy'."
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Fang Kailan couldn't take it anymore: "There's no need to gamble. Don't discuss such stupid things in the bathroom with so many people. I really don't want to stay with you. I might as well stay in the dormitory with Zhao Mingchen."
"Will you bet or not? Do you want to bet? I'll count to three, one, two..."
Luo Yong laughed until his stomach ached: "You idiot, you can believe this hahaha, no wonder you were deceived by the monitor."
Xiao Yi turned the door lock calmly, pushed open the cubicle door, and walked slowly to the three chattering roommates.
"Who won." Xiao Yi asked.
"..."
"..."
"This, this, is this real!?" Fan Dongsheng rubbed his eyes, "Oh my god, it turned out to be the real monitor!?"
Jiang Yang followed and came out: "What a quarrel, I just listen to you yelling."
"..."
Luo Yong was shocked and almost sat down on the ground: "Why can I be sure of this!? Is that Doraemon's arbitrary door!?"
"I'm stupid, you two..." Fang Kailan couldn't believe it on the surface, but he was very excited inside, "Why are you two in the same cubicle, what are you doing..."
"Do you need to ask?" Jiang Yang leaned against the wall next to him, "What an exciting underground relationship."
"..."
"……sit."
Passers-by heard the sound and looked sideways. It's fine for these two playful young people to be pregnant, but they still fucking want to do it in public! ?
Jiang Yang bought meat skewers, squid skewers, and a glass of Coke from a nearby shop, and took them on the train together.
"Why only bought one cup." Xiao Yi took it and took a sip.
Jiang Yang said indifferently: "Anyway, if you buy two glasses, you won't be able to drink."
"..." Xiao Yi stared at him.
"Okay, well, you guessed it right," Jiang Yang surrendered, "I just want to have a drink with you, and I want to kiss you indirectly, I'm a scumbag."
"What are you talking about?" Xiao Yi pinched Jiang Yang, "There are so many children before and after, you are not afraid of leading them down."
"You are also a child, a minor child."
"...Speak as if you are an adult."
"It's coming soon."
Xiao Yi sneered: "So you are also a child."
"Okay, then the two children will take the little train together." -
Next to the smoothie shop, several female college students were queuing up and discussing.
"Hey, you just saw that there are two handsome guys on the little train!!"
"There are handsome guys every year, especially this year, and it's so rare," a girl said disdainfully, "And your eyesight has always been so low, you can still say that you are handsome with that long face a few days ago."
"Oh, don't underestimate me, this time is definitely more handsome than the previous one! And they are drinking the same cup of Coke! Ahhhhhh handsome guy drinking Coke!"
"??? What did you say??" The girl's eyes lit up, "Two handsome guys are drinking a glass of Coke???"
"Yes, yes, mainly two handsome guys..."
The girl shook her friend desperately: "Didn't you say it earlier!!! The handsome guy is the point!! No!! The point is that these two people drink the same cup of Coke!!"
The girl frantically chased after the little train in the direction it left.
"..."
However, these were not the only passers-by who noticed the two of them.
"Do you think it's a little strange?" Jiang Yang raised the meat skewer to Xiao Yi's mouth, "It seems that more and more adults are getting on the small train. Before, they were all children's."
Xiao Yi took a bite: "...well, and they are all sitting behind us."
"Not only that, there is a group of people running behind the train, and the pile in the distance seems to be looking at this side too," Jiang Yang was puzzled, "Is the little train in this amusement park so popular? Such a boring It’s weird that people are waiting in line to play the project.”
Xiao Yi was very calm: "Let's come and see you."
"Uh," Jiang Yang thought that Xiao Yi was saying that he was attracting others, and quickly denied it to save his life, "Impossible, don't get me wrong, even if it was, I definitely wouldn't like them."
"..."
Xiao Yi took a sip of Coke, and a suppressed scream came from not far behind, and then he said lightly: "Did you hear that, they came to see us, who told you to buy only a Coke."
"What's there to see, have you never seen someone fall in love?"
The aunt who was accompanying her grandson on the small train in the back seat couldn't stand it anymore, and explained with a smile: "It's not uncommon for people to fall in love, but it's very eye-catching for two handsome guys to fall in love."
"... Oh," Jiang Yang scratched his head, "Then have you rested well, let's get out of the car, I don't want to be watched by them anymore."
He didn't even want them to watch his boyfriend.
"Well, is that delicious?" The four or five-year-old boy next to the aunt was drooling, pointing to the meat skewers in Jiang Yang's paper bag and asking, "Big brother, can you give me one?"
"What do you want," the aunt yelled softly, "it's someone else's stuff, we don't know him, so we can't just let someone want something, you know?"
The little boy blinked his eyes: "But just now, grandma talked to them, wouldn't they know each other after talking?"
"Where did you learn it, kid, who taught you..."
Jiang Yang smiled, took out two meat skewers, put them in the little boy's hands, and clenched his fists for him: "Brother will eat it for you, you have to hold it steady, don't drop it on the ground, if you drop it, you can eat it." Oh no more."
"Hey, how embarrassing it is." The aunt still refused.
Xiao Yi also said, "It's okay, we can't eat anymore anyway."
Jiang Yang rubbed the top of the little boy's head and messed up his hair: "Brothers, get out of the car, and you must obediently obey grandma's words from now on."
The little boy grinned, and said in a childlike voice, "Mmm, thank you brother."
After the two got out of the car, many people got out of the car too. Some of them went to play other things, while others continued to follow from a distance.
"I didn't expect you to be so gentle with children." Xiao Yi said lightly.
Jiang Yang was not satisfied: "Could it be that I'm not gentle enough for you? Why are you still jealous of the brat?"
Xiao Yi ignored Jiang Yang's random labeling, and continued: "Who would have thought that the dignified school bully actually likes children."
"I'm not a school bully, right? I don't know why they call me a school bully. I haven't done anything harmful." Jiang Yang sincerely wondered from the bottom of his heart, "At most, if someone tells me to fight, I will I went, and I chased away the idiots at the school gate, and then I didn’t study much before, and I didn’t listen to the teacher, uh... well, I’m a school bully.”
"But why can't school bullies like children?" Jiang Yang asked and continued, "Children are so cute and their mouths are sweet, who wouldn't like children?"
"I actually... don't particularly like it."
It's loud, noisy, and childish.
"It's okay." Jiang Yang patted Xiao Yi's shoulder graciously, "Since you don't like it, then we won't have children. Anyway, I don't particularly want it."
Xiao Yi's face suddenly turned a little red, and he stepped on Jiang Yang's foot hard: "Who is going to have a baby with you?"
"Could it be that you still want to give someone else a life?"
"...Your brain power is really rich."
"Then I'm right." Jiang Yang pulled Xiao Yi into his arms and kissed him on the ear, "If you want to give birth, you can give birth, and if you don't want to give birth, don't give birth."
Xiao Yi coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "Which one should we play next?"
Jiang Yang looked around, and happened to see a billboard of a haunted house at a corner not far away, and pointed: "Do you want to play that? The haunted house here seems to be quite famous. It is said that the excitement level ranks among the top five in the city, and 80% of people go in to play." You will pee your pants, do you want to challenge it?"
Xiao Yi thought of the scene of escaping from the secret room last time, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "...I can't do it."
"When it comes to peeing my pants, I suddenly want to go to the toilet." Jiang Yang took Xiao Yi's hand, "Let's go."-
When Xiao Yi first heard that Jiang Yang was going to the bathroom, he really thought that he wanted to go to the bathroom. It wasn't until he was dragged towards the door of the innermost compartment that he realized that something was wrong.
"Come with me to the bathroom."
"..."
Xiao Yi could hardly remember, this was the first time he stayed in the bathroom with Jiang Yang.
In short, Jiang Yang must like the toilet.
"...I didn't mean that, you must have pretended not to know on purpose," Jiang Yang pulled Xiao Yi over and put him in his arms, "There are too many people outside, and there are inexplicable people following, I can't even take it easy kiss you."
"You're too hungry," Xiao Yi mocked, "It's only been half a day, and you can't take it anymore."
Jiang Yang kissed lightly on his lips: "Because I like you so much."
"You rascal."
"I'm only rascal to you."
Xiao Yi was inexplicably aroused by these dirty and rotten love words, and after a long silence, he said, "You just say what you say."
"Whatever you say, I can do it anywhere."
"..."
All the unspoken words were lost in the hasty and hot kiss.
However, the noise of tourists coming and going in the bathroom meant that neither of them could concentrate.
Especially after hearing the familiar voice, the two of them froze, and no matter how much fire they had on their bodies, they were instantly poured down.
"How do you think the squad leader will celebrate his birthday today? It's a rare weekend, why don't you play with us?" Fan Dongsheng's voice came from outside, with a very regretful tone.
"Didn't I tell you everything, the monitor must have gone on a date with the school bully alone," Fang Kailan said impatiently, "How could it be possible for someone to spend such an important day as his birthday with you? Go ahead and dream."
Fan Dongsheng poked his neck: "He said go home this week, I believe him!"
Luo Yong said with disdain: "Are you mentally handicapped? Are you stupid after studying? They must have lied to you."
Fan Dongsheng refused to admit defeat: "How is it possible, I think it is true."
"I don't believe it, you're lying." Fan Dongsheng said firmly.
Luo Yong got excited: "Don't you believe me? How about we make a bet? If you lose, you have to lend me your weekend homework and call me 'Daddy'."
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Fang Kailan couldn't take it anymore: "There's no need to gamble. Don't discuss such stupid things in the bathroom with so many people. I really don't want to stay with you. I might as well stay in the dormitory with Zhao Mingchen."
"Will you bet or not? Do you want to bet? I'll count to three, one, two..."
Luo Yong laughed until his stomach ached: "You idiot, you can believe this hahaha, no wonder you were deceived by the monitor."
Xiao Yi turned the door lock calmly, pushed open the cubicle door, and walked slowly to the three chattering roommates.
"Who won." Xiao Yi asked.
"..."
"..."
"This, this, is this real!?" Fan Dongsheng rubbed his eyes, "Oh my god, it turned out to be the real monitor!?"
Jiang Yang followed and came out: "What a quarrel, I just listen to you yelling."
"..."
Luo Yong was shocked and almost sat down on the ground: "Why can I be sure of this!? Is that Doraemon's arbitrary door!?"
"I'm stupid, you two..." Fang Kailan couldn't believe it on the surface, but he was very excited inside, "Why are you two in the same cubicle, what are you doing..."
"Do you need to ask?" Jiang Yang leaned against the wall next to him, "What an exciting underground relationship."
"..."
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