is your earthy boyfriend
Work related
Grass compendium?
Are you serious?
dbq, I am addicted to the exam and can't extricate myself, I missed class!
[Private Message] Gu Lin GL:?No
[Private Message] I'm sorry for the filial mouse hahaha: I knew you didn't watch it!Hurry up and make up lessons immediately!I don't allow anyone on my homepage who hasn't seen this wonderful moment!Hahaha!Come, come, sister, find out!
[Private message] Gu Lin GL: ...ok, send me a message.
[Private Message] I'm a filial rat, hahaha:?I sent you ah, it seems that the link is too difficult... Let's go, see you at VX!
After that, I added a sentence "+[/心]我[/心]V[/心]信[/心]看[/心]沙[/心]雕[/心]视[/心]Video[ /heart]" and that sentence that was on his lips hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
...Sure enough, a message banner appeared on the top of the phone screen.
God, save the children.
☆、chapter5
Since then, Gu Lin has lived a miserable life.
...Although it is not enough to say.
But Zhao Mubai can really send himself 80 WeChat messages every day, 80!
80! ! ! ! ! !
Three meals a day are generally punctual in the earthy video forwarding, and Zhao Mubai's affectionate "Fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha have been most intimate is called" to find out more to know", so that Gu Lin could not help but suspect that this person How deep is the obsession with the earthy little video? Is this too much love?
Although a little impatient, just a little bit.
But Gu Lin still couldn't bear not to reply to him, Zhao Mubai was too enthusiastic, he completely regarded himself as a good friend to show such a silly side in front of him... right?Zhao Mubai is not the kind of childish type, but has a rare and distinctive innocence and sincerity, which makes Gu Lin feel cute and soft-hearted.So when he received Zhao Mubai's WeChat message, he could only hold a pampering mentality like coaxing a child to sleep, and took the trouble to reply "Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"" I laughed my head off!!!" "Excellent excellent" "□□Please sit down" and other words.
The two quickly became acquainted.
This kind of acquaintance is not like getting along with ordinary friends - Gu Lin and Zhao Mubai didn't have much intersection in their previous lives, so the two of them have nothing in common, and they can't talk about various games, novels and live broadcasts like Gu Lin and other friends Waiting for things that I am very interested in, so I can only, earthy, earthy, earthy, earthy.
Zhao Mubai shared: "The cutest girlfriend is online again! Show me all!"
Gu Lin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Zhao Mubai shared: "Today I will see who can resist his temptation!"
Gu Lin: I laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Zhao Mubai shared: "Hearing her words late at night, men will be silent when they hear it, and women will cry when they hear it!"
Gu Lin: Damn it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Zhao Mubai shared: "All scum girl groups stand up!"
Gu Lin: It’s so funny hahahahahahahahahahaha
The above is the style of daily chat between the two.
Gu Lin is tired...
Zhao Mubai enjoyed it.
Soon the two months of summer vacation will be over.
Although the teachers of professional courses did not assign homework, in their school, the college English class was used as a public class to disperse all the students in the school, and then divide the class into ABC three levels according to the basic English scores in the entrance examination, and taught by different teachers. The students in Class A have a very good English foundation. Basically everyone can pass CET-[-] in the first semester of freshman year and CET-[-] in the second semester. More advanced courses such as interpretation. The students in class B are slightly weaker than the students in class A, but they are not that bad.As for Gu Lin in Class C... (or maybe Zhao Mubai) his foundation is not good, and after the summer vacation of the third year of high school, his English level stays at the level of the third year of junior high school. They can only honestly follow the school's arrangement and work hard Only by earnestly studying the basic textbooks, but also frantically brushing up on the usual grades, coupled with temporary cramming and the relationship between teachers and students, can I pass the English final exams one semester after another.
And a large part of this usual achievement comes from completing the summer homework assigned by the university-it is nothing more than reading the original English novel and writing down a few words of reading notes, watching English TED speech videos and writing after-views, etc.
There is not much homework, it is not difficult, but it is not easy to fool.
It was about to start school, Gu Lin opened the English class group, and scrolled up several pages before finding the news that the teacher assigned homework before the holiday - Gu Lin's English teacher is very good, basically every semester will let their whole class However, if you don’t have the usual grades, you have to pass the usual grades, so after the grades of each semester are announced, the English class is always full of "Thank you teacher", "Thank you teacher", "Teacher, you are so kind", "I hope the teacher has a happy summer vacation. "Smooth" and other flattering and doggy words—of course, Gu Lin was among them.As a person with a clear mind, the teacher is so kind, and I can't be too arrogant. For the final exam of the next semester, I still have to get my usual grades first.
The final homework of this semester is almost the same as before.
Gu Lin chose the simplest book from the list given by the teacher, "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", he had read all the Chinese translations of the "Harry Potter" series in high school, thinking about it now that he understands the plot , It will be relatively easier to read the English version.
Thinking of this, he downloaded the original English book on his Kindle, and decided to settle down and read it carefully.Early to see early super born.
Zhao Mubai: Are you there?
Zhao Mubai: hello!
Zhao Mubai: Come out soon and I will share a video with you. He Hau Wah is booming and in a trance. This is definitely the craziest video I have ever seen in my life!
Zhao Mubai: Gu Lin, what are you doing! ! !Ahhh! ! !
Zhao Mubai: Are you busy[/wither]
Two hours later, Gu Lin put down his Kindle and picked up his phone: ...?
Gu Lin: I'm busy.
Zhao Mubai replied in seconds: What are you doing, I don’t reply to me when I share sand sculpture videos with you, 155551!
1 Your sister! ! ! ! ! !
Gu Lin: I'm doing my vacation homework...
Zhao Mubai:?What do you study, why do you still have vacation homework? Is it true that college students were brutally abused in 8012?
Gu Lin: Advertising.
Gu Lin: No, we don't have professional holiday homework, but the teacher in the English class assigns homework. Does your English class have any?
Zhao Mubai: Ah, you said that, I have already finished writing.
I'm sorry, although you like earthy videos, I didn't expect you to have a positive attitude towards learning.
Gu Lin: OK, but I haven't started reading or listening to TED yet.
So don't bother me!Let me do my homework quietly, ballballyou!
Zhao Mubai: Are your English assignments reading notes and TED video impressions?I can give you my homework, you can hand it in.Anyway, we are not a teacher, so we should be able to use it.
? ? ?May I? !
Gu Lin hasn't decided whether to do this or not.
Zhao Mubai immediately sent over a word document named "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone".
...It's a coincidence that we both chose the same book.
Since the other party had already sent it, Gu Lin accepted it bluntly.He immediately opened the laptop that had been thrown on the bed, copied the reading notes in the entire word document, and logged on to the correction website—a smart website that can correct English compositions for the teacher and provide corresponding comments and suggestions for revisions. Without saying anything, I pasted in Zhao Mubai's reading notes and clicked the submit button.
"The repetition rate of the composition you submitted is too high, and it has been judged plagiarized by the system. Please revise it."
...time Olympic.
Forget, this website can also check for duplicates.
Forget it, let’s write it honestly!
Don't climb a mountain that doesn't belong to you!People who don't belong to you, don't wait!
Do not use the text that is not written by yourself!
Earn a living before seeking love!
...a physical giaogiao! ! ! !
After finishing these scenes in his mind, Gu Lin sent a sentence to Zhao Mubai: No way, the repetition rate is too high and it is judged as plagiarism. I'd better write it myself.
Zhao Mubai replied in seconds: don't don't don't you watch the video I sent you first 15551, I really want to laugh with you.
Gu Lin was a little impatient: You help me write my reading notes!
Zhao Mubai: Brother help you write!
Gu Lin:?
Crazy wow.
Zhao Mubai: That's it. Wow, watch the video I sent you, and I'll help you write your study notes, hurry up.It just so happened that I read one of the teds given by the teacher, so I’ll write it for you right now, so hurry up and read it!Ok!
If you don't go to college to sell Amway, at least you are Mr. Zhao now.
Gu Lin: Line 8.
Having said that, he clicked into the video that Zhao Mubai sent to him.It’s still a familiar routine, a familiar style of painting, and a familiar person—the heroine dressed in black, standing in the endless fields, posing a very social and pretentious pose, and then started today’s slogan with hand gestures : High heels and leggings, my name is Miss Tianer, remember!After a very low-level transition, she walked onto the field ridge: The tiger returns to the mountain, the dragon retreats, pretending to kneel down for you!
Then he started to walk the rogue step again.
Fine.
This video is indeed very silly and funny, but it shouldn't make Zhao Mubai come to Amway at the cost of helping him with his homework! ! !
I think she is several hills behind Giao.
You can wait for me for a while about the smelly fish and rotten shrimp.
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
Gu Lin replayed this earthy video several times until the expression on his face became more and more like that famous emoji: Complicated mood.jpg
He is indeed in a bit of a complicated mood at this moment.
It was the first time that Gu Lin sent a message to Zhao Mubai since the two became friends on WeChat for so long.
Gu Lin: You are really doing my homework.
Zhao Mubai replied in seconds: Of course.Didn't I promise you everything?
...I promise you!Kou Hang!
Zhao Mubai sent a picture, which is a screenshot of a word, and there are a few lines of English that have just been typed on it.
As expected, he was helping Gu Lin with his homework, and he seemed quite serious.
Before Gu Lin had time to reply, Zhao Mubai sent another message: What are your homework requirements? Please forward me what the teacher said, and I will not write it badly for you, and you will be scolded by the teacher when the time comes.
Gu Lin felt an indescribable feeling rushing to his heart suddenly, a little throbbing that was so small that it could be ignored made his heart skip a beat for no reason.No reason.It stands to reason that just doing homework for yourself should not make you feel this way.But he just felt that Zhao Mubai was really nice.is very good.Zhao Mubai's persevering Amway is actually very cute.Zhao Mubai's enthusiasm and talkativeness made him feel less easily pressured. He felt that the other party was like a husky, how should I put it... like a husky that has not yet reached the full moon (not that being like a dog is bad).As long as you like someone and want to be friends with someone, you will enthusiastically express your kindness and love to the other party, and don't care whether you can receive the other party's response or not. It doesn't matter whether the other party will give a response or not, as long as you express yourself It seems to be very happy to be close.
It's easy to please.
Kind of cute.
...ah.
Zhao Mubai sent another message, and Gu Lin opened it hastily.
Zhao Mubai: Have you watched the video just now? ! !Prosperous and in a trance Ho Hau Wah hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !
The author has something to say: quack quack
☆、chapter6
Gu Lin: ...Look.
Zhao Mubai: Quack quack, that's good.Funny, 23333, when did I share a low-quality earthy video with you!
You've been sharing low-quality earthy videos with me all day long.
Gu Lin typed this sentence in the reply box, thought about it, and then deleted it.
Gu Lin: Yes, 23333333, it's really funny.
Zhao Mubai: giao!
Giao your sister...
Gu Lin felt very dizzy.
In the end, Zhao Mubai helped Gu Lin finish the reading notes. The details are appropriate, the layout of the article, and the use of high-end words and sentences are excellent. The artificial intelligence of Baidu.com gave a high score of 92 points——Zhao Mubai responded to Gu Lin The reason given in the thank you is: Of course, you don't know how many essays I searched on the Internet and how many times I washed the manuscript before copying it.
He wrote two paragraphs for Gu Lin's homework and couldn't write it himself. After all, he had already written a study note with the same topic, and it would be easy to rewrite the words he used in the first one when he wrote the second one. Human beings have memories.
But no matter how the reading notes were written, Zhao Mubai did him a favor anyway, Gu Lin was very grateful to Zhao Mubai, and he was much more diligent in replying to Zhao Mubai's WeChat in the next few days.
After two days, school started.
As usual, Gu Lin summarizes the holidays before the start of the new semester, and formulates a general study plan for the new semester—this one is more important—referred to as the flag.
This holiday, um, I ate everything I wanted to eat, and I packed a big bag to take away what I didn’t have enough to eat. I finished watching the drama I’ve been looking forward to for a long time—it’s very exciting, and I’ve saved a lot of daily novels to match— —Except for establishing a relationship with someone who doesn’t (gong) get (xiang) doesn’t (tu) say (wei)... It can be said to be perfect.applaud!
This semester, um, I have to pass the sixth grade.
...really not a flag!
Gu Lin will be a junior at the beginning of this semester. This is a very important year in college life. Many things and the general direction of life in the future should be decided this year. In the second half of the junior year, he will prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination or internship Well, at that time, you have to pass CET-[-] no matter what - English scores already account for a large part of the results of the postgraduate entrance examination. If you don't plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination but choose to work directly after graduation, then the junior internship The period is very important, and it is related to whether the resume of the fresh graduate is good enough.Therefore, it is self-evident to have a good CET-[-] grade at this time to find a good internship.
All in all, if I, Gu Lin, were to starve to death and die outside, if I jumped from here, I would definitely pass level six this semester!
...I bother!
I almost forgot, Zhenxiang may be late, but she will never be absent.
This sentence pattern is really a sign that the flag rate reaches 100%.
Change one for another.
...He thought about it for a long time, and felt that the familiar sentence patterns were a bit like standing flags.
So it’s better not to say it~ If you don’t say it, you can’t stand it~ If you don’t stand it, you can pass it~
With the determination to pass the sixth grade, Gu Lin returned to school again.
Before school started, Zhao Mubai asked him when he would return to school. After some communication, the two learned that Zhao Mubai arrived at school two days earlier than Gu Lin.Zhao Mubai also asked Gu Lin: Do you want me to pull the box for you and pick you up?
Why did you come to pick me up...
Gu Lin felt very uncomfortable...
Zhao Mubai probably regards Gu Lin as his good friend, or the kind of bosom friend who talks about everything with a very high rate of wall overlap—Gu Lin is very sure that Zhao Mubai is not crooked, no gay would be so unscrupulous as another The same sex means closeness.It is precisely because there is no ghost in my heart that I am so generous.
...But I have ghosts in my heart...
Ever since Zhao Mubai helped him with his homework last time, when Gu Lin faced Zhao Mubai, he felt an unexplainable guilty conscience.He couldn't explain the reason for his guilty conscience, but if he said he likes Zhao Mubai, it really wouldn't be enough.It's just a homework... I'm not so easily tempted... But if he can be as magnanimous to Zhao Mubai as Zhao Mubai is to him, he can't do it at all.
Gu Lin dug into the root cause of this feeling, and came to a conclusion that it was because he was curvy, so he was more sensitive to contact with boys.
...Why don't you come out to Zhao Mubai so that he won't be so enthusiastic about me?
Why are you bringing this up so well!
Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to say it!
Or should I be colder, avoid suspicion, and stay away from straight men?
But why!
Can gays and straight men be good friends?
Gu Lin felt very entangled and wanted to hit someone a little bit.
He has completely forgotten how he avoided Zhao Mubai and was calm when the two first met.
He felt that this person seemed to be quite worthy of careful consideration for him, but he didn't know how to deal with it - no matter how he dealt with it, it seemed wrong.
Might as well just let nature take its course.
Forget it, forget it, forget it.Forget it.
One thing that has to be done at the beginning of the new semester is to choose courses. The major elective courses have been selected at the end of the last semester, and the public courses such as Ma Zhe Maogai have already been taken in the freshman year. War is to snatch all kinds of interesting courses that are really interesting through the proportional distribution of virtual currency-not public courses that you have to take if you don't choose.This operation is quite interesting.
Gu Lin sat in the self-study room on the third floor of the library, opened his laptop and carefully browsed the list of elective courses.
In fact, the school has a rule that two credits can be obtained after listening to twelve lectures per semester. In this case, it is okay to not take elective courses, but elective courses are some very interesting subjects, and students who take this course There is no major restriction, which means that Gu Lin, as a student majoring in media, can also take a course such as psychology, biology, jewelry appreciation, etc. with students of other majors - there are even body and make-up classes ?Although I definitely didn't want to choose it, it seemed interesting...
Besides, it takes more than an hour to concentrate on listening to the lecture, because there are questions about the content of the lecture that need to be answered at the end of the online lecture, and there is no such thing as doing other things while playing the video.
Gu Lin is determined to choose a course that interests him well.
Advanced Mathematical Analysis...nope.
Consumer psychology...have I not written enough papers.
Plants in life... I heard that the final is an exam, not an inspection.
Pottery making is fun and easy...but the selection is already full.
Gu Lin looked at the 104/50 and frowned.
He pressed the scroll wheel of the mouse to turn down a few more pages, squinted his eyes and carefully looked at each course selection in the list, and at the same time recalled the elective guide he had inquired from his senior sister (specifically, which course exams and which courses are the most important) The content of the water course is intentionally thoughtful and not strict).Lines of words on the screen were quickly swiped down, and Gu Lin saw a class.
Appreciation of classic love movies.
wow~
Not yet filled!
It sounds like a class that mainly focuses on watching movies. This kind of class is generally relatively easy. Most of them are teachers showing movies in class and discussing with students. In the pre-semester class, they may be divided into groups to introduce a few more classic movies. , The final assignment is probably just an appreciation.
Gu Lin thought very sophisticatedly.
And he quickly invested 100 virtual currencies with the speed of thunder and jingle bells.
The screen displays——Course selection is successful.
Ok, the arrangement is on.
Satisfied, Gu Lin picked up his laptop and left.
Tuesday afternoon, sunny.
Gu Lin just finished a professional class, walked out of the teaching building, took out his mobile phone under the sun that could melt people, frowning, flipped through the class schedule app on the mobile phone, and saw that the next class was his first two classes. An elective course chosen by Tian Qingqing coin 100, classic love movie appreciation. Nice, on a hot day, the classroom of this course happens to be one of the few classrooms in the school with central air conditioning, so you can go to blow on the air conditioner and watch a movie to relax.
He even bought a can of iced Coke from the vending machine downstairs.
Gu Lin held the smoking Coke can in one hand, and pushed open the back door of the classroom with the other hand, intending to find a seat in the last few rows of the classroom - the air conditioner was also placed at the back of the classroom.Gu Lin pushed open the classroom door and walked in. The teacher of the elective course was already adjusting the projector to prepare for the class. There were a few people sitting sparsely in the classroom. Gu Lin inspected the geographical location and chose a seat at the right time and place. — the penultimate row against the wall.Many children who have no experience in paddling do not know. Sometimes the last row is not the best location, but the teacher will pay attention to it because the lazy intention is too obvious.
Gu Lin spotted the location, walked over with his schoolbag and sat down, took out his mobile phone to check Weibo and wait for class, to see if there was anything interesting, delicious melon, nice earthy video, quack.
The start of school these two days is too busy, he hasn’t posted earthy videos on Weibo for a long time, but no matter how busy the school week is, it can’t stop Zhao Mubai’s love for earthy videos. Zhao Mubai may also be busy arranging school-related matters these days, although I didn’t swipe the screen in the circle of friends, but I still share the earthy videos with Gu Lin every day. For some reasons that are hard to say, Gu Lin really watched every one of them seriously and gave Zhao Mubai relevant feedback. Serious relevant feedback is definitely not brainless!
Although Zhao Mubai might want to be more brainless, right?
Gu Lin swiped Weibo for a while, and when the teacher reminded everyone to put away their phones and prepare for class, he quickly pressed the lock screen.
At this time, someone walked from the corridor to the seat next to him and stood down. It seemed that he was planning to sit next to him. Gu Lin didn't look up, and gathered his things together to make room for the other party on the table.
He was patted heavily on the shoulder.
Gu Lin raised his head.
Zhao Mubai stood beside him with a surprised face, "I said it looks a bit similar, it's really you again! You also chose this course! What a coincidence!"
☆、chapter7
Gu Lin hurriedly withdrew to the side, leaving more space for Zhao Mubai.
Zhao Mubai took the schoolbag off his shoulders, stuffed it into the table frame, sat down on the seat next to Gu Lin, and grinned at Gu Lin again.
Gu Lin: "Uh, I thought, Appreciation of Love Movies, this course sounds very watery, so I chose it. Why did you also choose this course?"
Zhao Mubai: "Some seniors who have taken this class said that the teacher of movie appreciation is relatively old, and he teaches this class every year. He is experienced in teaching and has a very good temper. He is super Buddhist, and the attendance is relatively loose. I chose it. .”
Sure enough.It seems that this course is very famous.
Gu Lin secretly praised his wise decision.
However, the young female teacher who just packed up in front of the multimedia console does not seem to be "older"...
Is it a teaching assistant?
Do I need to bring a teaching assistant for elective courses?
While Gu Lin was still pondering in secret, the teacher standing in front of the console spoke up, and she raised her eyes slowly: "Hi everyone, the teacher who taught the classic love movie appreciation class retired in June this year. This semester begins Let me teach you this elective course."
All the students below unanimously presented the emoticon package with a bewildered face. jpg.
The female teacher glanced at everyone's reactions, "Let's talk about the ugly things first, I don't care how many students here are taking this course for the sake of this course, I don't want to see people playing with mobile phones in my class." Or do something else that has nothing to do with my class."
"In addition, today is also the first class. Let me talk about our homework requirements first. The roll call of each class is counted as attendance, which accounts for 3000% of the final grade. Two [-]-word papers are handed in during the semester, about love movie appreciation. At the end of the semester Considering that everyone has their own professional exams, this course will not give you exams."
Gu Lin breathed out a long and comfortable breath before he finished.
"The final homework is for the students to choose their own angles, and do a film-drawing homework, analyzing the classic clips of a love movie from the perspective of camera angles and shooting techniques. It doesn't need to be too long. A hundred shots will do."
"Okay, let's go to class."
Gu Lin: ...
Zhao Mubai: ...
Under the projection screen in front of the lecture theater, the teacher has already picked up the microphone, clicked on the first page of PPT, cleared his throat and started to lecture.
☆、chapter8
Gu Lin felt that he was a bit miserable.
An indescribable scene was selected in the elective course full of confidence and ready to paddle, and the person I met unexpectedly in the indescribable elective course was also indescribable.
He glanced at the phone screen, and clicked the lock screen resignedly.
Sitting upright, flattening the notebook.
Be prepared to listen to the lectures and accept the baptism of knowledge.
But Zhao Mubai is different.
In a class that lasted only two hours, Gu Lin covered Zhao Mubai more than he lied to all his deskmates who were not doing business in the three years of high school.
Tired.
This guy seems to have a lot of hobbies.
"Let's all have a laugh." He looked at Zhao Mubai and clicked on Weibo to watch the earthy video for a while, holding back the laughter and trembling all over; Yun Fan turned two pages of the novel (yes, this guy is actually a txt boy!) Of course... Seeing that he didn't download the appropriate app at all, he probably didn't know the correct way to open the novel, so he just... Those who don't know are innocent, alas...
... Gu Lin, who has been in Green Jinjiang for many years and is very familiar with both the forum and the list, gave Zhao Mubai another blow in his heart.
In a word, not doing business properly.
Gu Lin felt like sitting on pins and needles against the increasingly sharp eyes that were shot at Zhao Mubai again and again from the podium.
elbowed him several times.
Zhao Mubai remained indifferent.
Gu Lin sighed, planning to let him fend for himself.
get out of class is over in 10 minutes, and Zhao Mubai has finished playing.
Symbolically tidying up the stationery that was not too messy on the table, Zhao Mubai turned to Gu Lin: "Hey...show you something..."
Gu Lin: "What?"
A big muscular hand stretched out from under the table holding the mobile phone, and Gu Lin poked his head to take a look.
...Another earthy video?
Well, still a familiar person.
Still a familiar plot.
Still familiar lines.
Still a familiar style.
...is so magical that he cannot extricate himself.
Gu Lin's mind moved, he lowered his head and looked closer to the screen.
Pfft it's really funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
He finally couldn't help laughing out loud...
A "噗嗤" in a moderate voice was just after the teacher's sentence "Do you understand?" just left on the podium......
It was heard clearly by all the students present.
...... The teacher can hear clearly too.
Zhao Mubai's small movements throughout the class were noticed by her. The teacher was already very upset, but because of the first class, he didn't want to directly embarrass the students.Unexpectedly, the more I endured, the angrier I became, and the more I tolerated the students, the more I went too far...
The teacher finally got angry.
"Both of you! Stand up for me!"
There was a buzzing in Gu Lin's head, and he was about to stand up subconsciously.The voice of the young female teacher was already sharp, not to mention that the one on the podium was so angry that she almost broke her voice when she stood up.He was in a hurry to stand up, afraid that he would be delayed for a while, and the original "disobeying classroom discipline" would be added with a "contradicting the teacher".
!Zhao Mubai is still out of the situation!
He slightly widened his eyes: "Are you talking about the two of us?"
Gu Lin grabbed Zhao Mubai's forearm and pulled him up.
"It's a whole class, just do small movements below!"
"get out of class will be over soon, I can't even make it through this little time!"
"What are you laughing at? It's so interesting to say it so that we can all laugh together?"
...This... I'm afraid it's not good to say it.
Zhao Mubai felt a little shy after knowing it...
"Teacher...no, this...we really don't mean to disrespect you..."
Gu Lin thought to himself, I think you just mean disrespecting the teacher!Also, don't us!it's me!
No, it's "I"!It's you!It's Zhao Mubai!
The teacher on the podium really snorted coldly.
Zhao Mubai continued to squeeze with difficulty: "Uh, this...we just...watched a video..."
"It's very short...the kind...well, just ten seconds."
"Ten seconds? Such a short video made you laugh like this."
"Rephrase it so we can all laugh along."
Gu Lin:?
no more.
Zhao Mubai tugged at the corner of Gu Lin's clothes with his hand hanging under the table.
Gu Lin turned half of his body and raised his head, frowning at Zhao Mubai, his fair face was dyed a layer of pink with light speed, and a little sweat dripped from the tip of his nose, looking very embarrassed.
Zhao Mubai's heart skipped a beat.
However, the teacher's order is hard to break...
Zhao Mubai closed his eyes and started to play.
The author has something to say: long wait... (shut up no one is waiting
Haven't been on for two months....
There are actually two favorites...
Hahaha, this article looks really embarrassing now 23333
It's just a short joke, just watch it and have fun... TAT
=. = But it will still be finished...
No pit, no pit...
☆、Chapter 9
"I want to buy a piece of land recently."
Gu Lin rolled his eyes in his heart: "Where?"
"Your heart is dead."
Laugh out loud.
Originally, this class was rather indescribable. Most of the students who took this class were preparing to paddle like Gu Lin, but they accidentally stepped on the switch and met a teacher who was ten times stricter than expected.
Just annoyed.
Everyone in a class was trembling. The teacher got angry just now and the pressure among the students dropped a lot. Thinking of the life of this semester and the strict attendance of the homework that should be handed in, they all feel a little downcast.
Who would have thought that such a wonderful play could still be watched when get out of class was about to end...
The two boys who were called up by the teacher were tall and handsome. When they stood up, their hips were obviously several inches higher than the desk. They had broad shoulders, long legs, and a broad chest. They looked like a little wolf dog who often exercised; the one next to him was obviously younger than him. No. [-] is also very handsome and straight. Although he tried his best to appear expressionless, his little face flushed uncontrollably, obviously shy.
Below, a female classmate took out her mobile phone and began to shoot a video.
And their drama obviously hasn't ended so easily...
Zhao Mubai recalled the contents of the video he showed Gu Lin just now.
He continued, "Why are you trying to kill me?"
Gu Lin's heart was ashamed: "What did I do to you?"
"It made me like you so much."
...just a very strange scene.
It was obvious that he was called up to accept punishment for not obeying the classroom discipline. Standing under the lecture theater was a young teacher who was angry just now but now couldn't hold back his smile. The seats were all students from other majors and The classmates they were not familiar with had willful and kind smiles on their faces.
That clear voice was clearly "accepting punishment" as well.
Gu Lin suddenly felt his heartbeat beating uncontrollably.
Zhao Mubai should be indifferent, he is already careless and can't perceive the subtle emotional changes of others.
According to the last dialogue in the earthy love talk video, he added another sentence: "Actually, there was a rumor recently that I like you."
However, Gu Lin refused to answer any more.
Just shook his head.
The teachers in the audience also saw that this was a thin-skinned person.
After thinking about it, there's no need to make the students feel ashamed too much. She raised her phoenix eyes and said, "Sit down, and don't let me see you two making small moves in the next class." Then she walked to the multimedia podium again.
Zhao Mubai quickly gave Gu Lin a hand, and they both sat down.
The students who turned around to see the excitement in front also turned around in twos and threes.
Gu Lin felt his face was so hot that it was about to explode...
As soon as he sat on the chair, he buried his head in his arms, Zhao Mubai couldn't pull it out no matter how hard he pulled.
"Hey, aren't you? Are you really shy? This...it's nothing."
Gu Lin's voice muffled from his arm: "...No."
"Don't be like this, I'm sorry for you! It's embarrassing for you to accompany me!"
"......no."
It's not because you're ashamed that you're ashamed.
☆、chapter10
Their school has a college confession wall.
But the content is not limited to mutual confession between boys and girls.
...Of course, it is not limited to boys and boys confessing to each other, nor is it limited to girls and girls confessing to each other.
Usually, there are lost and found, questions about the school or complaints, and interesting things about the campus. Everyone will also contribute, post it to make everyone laugh or ask everyone to help out with ideas.
The comment replies below are always buzzing.
Today is more lively.
Because someone posted a video of Gu Lin and Zhao Mubai's slightly embarrassingly earthy dialogue in class...
The accompanying text is "szd!"
The comments can be said to be very exciting.
Originally, both of them had exceptional looks, coupled with the obvious difference in body shape, the silly and funny dialogue, the background sound of students booing, Gu Lin's blushing face...
It's so easy to make up your mind.
Seeing the comments below this news from the confession wall have reached an indescribable level.
Gu Lin suddenly locked the screen of the phone.
...Did I act a little too aggressively today?
Normal jokes between friends should not have such a big reaction...?
An indescribable emotion enveloped him, if he had to say what emotion Daoming was... probably... 45% embarrassment, 35% shyness and 20%.. ....joy.
A little bit, joy.
Gu Lin didn't know what to say, but he just vaguely felt that he might really be interested in Zhao Mubai.
That kind of meaning.
Ah, ah ah ah.
Slender and slender fingers swipe across the darkened screen of the phone, but the screen has never been turned on. He doesn't know what to do.
Since he was a child, he has never liked anyone seriously, because he knows that he has a special orientation. It is difficult for ordinary heterosexuals to find someone who can be sure to spend the rest of their lives together. Love is metaphysics, let alone the number of people is very small. gay.
It's harder.
What's more, the object of his heart is indeed a straight man.
What did the celebrity bloggers in the gay circle say
Are you serious?
dbq, I am addicted to the exam and can't extricate myself, I missed class!
[Private Message] Gu Lin GL:?No
[Private Message] I'm sorry for the filial mouse hahaha: I knew you didn't watch it!Hurry up and make up lessons immediately!I don't allow anyone on my homepage who hasn't seen this wonderful moment!Hahaha!Come, come, sister, find out!
[Private message] Gu Lin GL: ...ok, send me a message.
[Private Message] I'm a filial rat, hahaha:?I sent you ah, it seems that the link is too difficult... Let's go, see you at VX!
After that, I added a sentence "+[/心]我[/心]V[/心]信[/心]看[/心]沙[/心]雕[/心]视[/心]Video[ /heart]" and that sentence that was on his lips hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
...Sure enough, a message banner appeared on the top of the phone screen.
God, save the children.
☆、chapter5
Since then, Gu Lin has lived a miserable life.
...Although it is not enough to say.
But Zhao Mubai can really send himself 80 WeChat messages every day, 80!
80! ! ! ! ! !
Three meals a day are generally punctual in the earthy video forwarding, and Zhao Mubai's affectionate "Fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha have been most intimate is called" to find out more to know", so that Gu Lin could not help but suspect that this person How deep is the obsession with the earthy little video? Is this too much love?
Although a little impatient, just a little bit.
But Gu Lin still couldn't bear not to reply to him, Zhao Mubai was too enthusiastic, he completely regarded himself as a good friend to show such a silly side in front of him... right?Zhao Mubai is not the kind of childish type, but has a rare and distinctive innocence and sincerity, which makes Gu Lin feel cute and soft-hearted.So when he received Zhao Mubai's WeChat message, he could only hold a pampering mentality like coaxing a child to sleep, and took the trouble to reply "Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"" I laughed my head off!!!" "Excellent excellent" "□□Please sit down" and other words.
The two quickly became acquainted.
This kind of acquaintance is not like getting along with ordinary friends - Gu Lin and Zhao Mubai didn't have much intersection in their previous lives, so the two of them have nothing in common, and they can't talk about various games, novels and live broadcasts like Gu Lin and other friends Waiting for things that I am very interested in, so I can only, earthy, earthy, earthy, earthy.
Zhao Mubai shared: "The cutest girlfriend is online again! Show me all!"
Gu Lin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Zhao Mubai shared: "Today I will see who can resist his temptation!"
Gu Lin: I laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Zhao Mubai shared: "Hearing her words late at night, men will be silent when they hear it, and women will cry when they hear it!"
Gu Lin: Damn it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Zhao Mubai shared: "All scum girl groups stand up!"
Gu Lin: It’s so funny hahahahahahahahahahaha
The above is the style of daily chat between the two.
Gu Lin is tired...
Zhao Mubai enjoyed it.
Soon the two months of summer vacation will be over.
Although the teachers of professional courses did not assign homework, in their school, the college English class was used as a public class to disperse all the students in the school, and then divide the class into ABC three levels according to the basic English scores in the entrance examination, and taught by different teachers. The students in Class A have a very good English foundation. Basically everyone can pass CET-[-] in the first semester of freshman year and CET-[-] in the second semester. More advanced courses such as interpretation. The students in class B are slightly weaker than the students in class A, but they are not that bad.As for Gu Lin in Class C... (or maybe Zhao Mubai) his foundation is not good, and after the summer vacation of the third year of high school, his English level stays at the level of the third year of junior high school. They can only honestly follow the school's arrangement and work hard Only by earnestly studying the basic textbooks, but also frantically brushing up on the usual grades, coupled with temporary cramming and the relationship between teachers and students, can I pass the English final exams one semester after another.
And a large part of this usual achievement comes from completing the summer homework assigned by the university-it is nothing more than reading the original English novel and writing down a few words of reading notes, watching English TED speech videos and writing after-views, etc.
There is not much homework, it is not difficult, but it is not easy to fool.
It was about to start school, Gu Lin opened the English class group, and scrolled up several pages before finding the news that the teacher assigned homework before the holiday - Gu Lin's English teacher is very good, basically every semester will let their whole class However, if you don’t have the usual grades, you have to pass the usual grades, so after the grades of each semester are announced, the English class is always full of "Thank you teacher", "Thank you teacher", "Teacher, you are so kind", "I hope the teacher has a happy summer vacation. "Smooth" and other flattering and doggy words—of course, Gu Lin was among them.As a person with a clear mind, the teacher is so kind, and I can't be too arrogant. For the final exam of the next semester, I still have to get my usual grades first.
The final homework of this semester is almost the same as before.
Gu Lin chose the simplest book from the list given by the teacher, "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone", he had read all the Chinese translations of the "Harry Potter" series in high school, thinking about it now that he understands the plot , It will be relatively easier to read the English version.
Thinking of this, he downloaded the original English book on his Kindle, and decided to settle down and read it carefully.Early to see early super born.
Zhao Mubai: Are you there?
Zhao Mubai: hello!
Zhao Mubai: Come out soon and I will share a video with you. He Hau Wah is booming and in a trance. This is definitely the craziest video I have ever seen in my life!
Zhao Mubai: Gu Lin, what are you doing! ! !Ahhh! ! !
Zhao Mubai: Are you busy[/wither]
Two hours later, Gu Lin put down his Kindle and picked up his phone: ...?
Gu Lin: I'm busy.
Zhao Mubai replied in seconds: What are you doing, I don’t reply to me when I share sand sculpture videos with you, 155551!
1 Your sister! ! ! ! ! !
Gu Lin: I'm doing my vacation homework...
Zhao Mubai:?What do you study, why do you still have vacation homework? Is it true that college students were brutally abused in 8012?
Gu Lin: Advertising.
Gu Lin: No, we don't have professional holiday homework, but the teacher in the English class assigns homework. Does your English class have any?
Zhao Mubai: Ah, you said that, I have already finished writing.
I'm sorry, although you like earthy videos, I didn't expect you to have a positive attitude towards learning.
Gu Lin: OK, but I haven't started reading or listening to TED yet.
So don't bother me!Let me do my homework quietly, ballballyou!
Zhao Mubai: Are your English assignments reading notes and TED video impressions?I can give you my homework, you can hand it in.Anyway, we are not a teacher, so we should be able to use it.
? ? ?May I? !
Gu Lin hasn't decided whether to do this or not.
Zhao Mubai immediately sent over a word document named "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone".
...It's a coincidence that we both chose the same book.
Since the other party had already sent it, Gu Lin accepted it bluntly.He immediately opened the laptop that had been thrown on the bed, copied the reading notes in the entire word document, and logged on to the correction website—a smart website that can correct English compositions for the teacher and provide corresponding comments and suggestions for revisions. Without saying anything, I pasted in Zhao Mubai's reading notes and clicked the submit button.
"The repetition rate of the composition you submitted is too high, and it has been judged plagiarized by the system. Please revise it."
...time Olympic.
Forget, this website can also check for duplicates.
Forget it, let’s write it honestly!
Don't climb a mountain that doesn't belong to you!People who don't belong to you, don't wait!
Do not use the text that is not written by yourself!
Earn a living before seeking love!
...a physical giaogiao! ! ! !
After finishing these scenes in his mind, Gu Lin sent a sentence to Zhao Mubai: No way, the repetition rate is too high and it is judged as plagiarism. I'd better write it myself.
Zhao Mubai replied in seconds: don't don't don't you watch the video I sent you first 15551, I really want to laugh with you.
Gu Lin was a little impatient: You help me write my reading notes!
Zhao Mubai: Brother help you write!
Gu Lin:?
Crazy wow.
Zhao Mubai: That's it. Wow, watch the video I sent you, and I'll help you write your study notes, hurry up.It just so happened that I read one of the teds given by the teacher, so I’ll write it for you right now, so hurry up and read it!Ok!
If you don't go to college to sell Amway, at least you are Mr. Zhao now.
Gu Lin: Line 8.
Having said that, he clicked into the video that Zhao Mubai sent to him.It’s still a familiar routine, a familiar style of painting, and a familiar person—the heroine dressed in black, standing in the endless fields, posing a very social and pretentious pose, and then started today’s slogan with hand gestures : High heels and leggings, my name is Miss Tianer, remember!After a very low-level transition, she walked onto the field ridge: The tiger returns to the mountain, the dragon retreats, pretending to kneel down for you!
Then he started to walk the rogue step again.
Fine.
This video is indeed very silly and funny, but it shouldn't make Zhao Mubai come to Amway at the cost of helping him with his homework! ! !
I think she is several hills behind Giao.
You can wait for me for a while about the smelly fish and rotten shrimp.
Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮
Gu Lin replayed this earthy video several times until the expression on his face became more and more like that famous emoji: Complicated mood.jpg
He is indeed in a bit of a complicated mood at this moment.
It was the first time that Gu Lin sent a message to Zhao Mubai since the two became friends on WeChat for so long.
Gu Lin: You are really doing my homework.
Zhao Mubai replied in seconds: Of course.Didn't I promise you everything?
...I promise you!Kou Hang!
Zhao Mubai sent a picture, which is a screenshot of a word, and there are a few lines of English that have just been typed on it.
As expected, he was helping Gu Lin with his homework, and he seemed quite serious.
Before Gu Lin had time to reply, Zhao Mubai sent another message: What are your homework requirements? Please forward me what the teacher said, and I will not write it badly for you, and you will be scolded by the teacher when the time comes.
Gu Lin felt an indescribable feeling rushing to his heart suddenly, a little throbbing that was so small that it could be ignored made his heart skip a beat for no reason.No reason.It stands to reason that just doing homework for yourself should not make you feel this way.But he just felt that Zhao Mubai was really nice.is very good.Zhao Mubai's persevering Amway is actually very cute.Zhao Mubai's enthusiasm and talkativeness made him feel less easily pressured. He felt that the other party was like a husky, how should I put it... like a husky that has not yet reached the full moon (not that being like a dog is bad).As long as you like someone and want to be friends with someone, you will enthusiastically express your kindness and love to the other party, and don't care whether you can receive the other party's response or not. It doesn't matter whether the other party will give a response or not, as long as you express yourself It seems to be very happy to be close.
It's easy to please.
Kind of cute.
...ah.
Zhao Mubai sent another message, and Gu Lin opened it hastily.
Zhao Mubai: Have you watched the video just now? ! !Prosperous and in a trance Ho Hau Wah hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !
The author has something to say: quack quack
☆、chapter6
Gu Lin: ...Look.
Zhao Mubai: Quack quack, that's good.Funny, 23333, when did I share a low-quality earthy video with you!
You've been sharing low-quality earthy videos with me all day long.
Gu Lin typed this sentence in the reply box, thought about it, and then deleted it.
Gu Lin: Yes, 23333333, it's really funny.
Zhao Mubai: giao!
Giao your sister...
Gu Lin felt very dizzy.
In the end, Zhao Mubai helped Gu Lin finish the reading notes. The details are appropriate, the layout of the article, and the use of high-end words and sentences are excellent. The artificial intelligence of Baidu.com gave a high score of 92 points——Zhao Mubai responded to Gu Lin The reason given in the thank you is: Of course, you don't know how many essays I searched on the Internet and how many times I washed the manuscript before copying it.
He wrote two paragraphs for Gu Lin's homework and couldn't write it himself. After all, he had already written a study note with the same topic, and it would be easy to rewrite the words he used in the first one when he wrote the second one. Human beings have memories.
But no matter how the reading notes were written, Zhao Mubai did him a favor anyway, Gu Lin was very grateful to Zhao Mubai, and he was much more diligent in replying to Zhao Mubai's WeChat in the next few days.
After two days, school started.
As usual, Gu Lin summarizes the holidays before the start of the new semester, and formulates a general study plan for the new semester—this one is more important—referred to as the flag.
This holiday, um, I ate everything I wanted to eat, and I packed a big bag to take away what I didn’t have enough to eat. I finished watching the drama I’ve been looking forward to for a long time—it’s very exciting, and I’ve saved a lot of daily novels to match— —Except for establishing a relationship with someone who doesn’t (gong) get (xiang) doesn’t (tu) say (wei)... It can be said to be perfect.applaud!
This semester, um, I have to pass the sixth grade.
...really not a flag!
Gu Lin will be a junior at the beginning of this semester. This is a very important year in college life. Many things and the general direction of life in the future should be decided this year. In the second half of the junior year, he will prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination or internship Well, at that time, you have to pass CET-[-] no matter what - English scores already account for a large part of the results of the postgraduate entrance examination. If you don't plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination but choose to work directly after graduation, then the junior internship The period is very important, and it is related to whether the resume of the fresh graduate is good enough.Therefore, it is self-evident to have a good CET-[-] grade at this time to find a good internship.
All in all, if I, Gu Lin, were to starve to death and die outside, if I jumped from here, I would definitely pass level six this semester!
...I bother!
I almost forgot, Zhenxiang may be late, but she will never be absent.
This sentence pattern is really a sign that the flag rate reaches 100%.
Change one for another.
...He thought about it for a long time, and felt that the familiar sentence patterns were a bit like standing flags.
So it’s better not to say it~ If you don’t say it, you can’t stand it~ If you don’t stand it, you can pass it~
With the determination to pass the sixth grade, Gu Lin returned to school again.
Before school started, Zhao Mubai asked him when he would return to school. After some communication, the two learned that Zhao Mubai arrived at school two days earlier than Gu Lin.Zhao Mubai also asked Gu Lin: Do you want me to pull the box for you and pick you up?
Why did you come to pick me up...
Gu Lin felt very uncomfortable...
Zhao Mubai probably regards Gu Lin as his good friend, or the kind of bosom friend who talks about everything with a very high rate of wall overlap—Gu Lin is very sure that Zhao Mubai is not crooked, no gay would be so unscrupulous as another The same sex means closeness.It is precisely because there is no ghost in my heart that I am so generous.
...But I have ghosts in my heart...
Ever since Zhao Mubai helped him with his homework last time, when Gu Lin faced Zhao Mubai, he felt an unexplainable guilty conscience.He couldn't explain the reason for his guilty conscience, but if he said he likes Zhao Mubai, it really wouldn't be enough.It's just a homework... I'm not so easily tempted... But if he can be as magnanimous to Zhao Mubai as Zhao Mubai is to him, he can't do it at all.
Gu Lin dug into the root cause of this feeling, and came to a conclusion that it was because he was curvy, so he was more sensitive to contact with boys.
...Why don't you come out to Zhao Mubai so that he won't be so enthusiastic about me?
Why are you bringing this up so well!
Wouldn't it be more embarrassing to say it!
Or should I be colder, avoid suspicion, and stay away from straight men?
But why!
Can gays and straight men be good friends?
Gu Lin felt very entangled and wanted to hit someone a little bit.
He has completely forgotten how he avoided Zhao Mubai and was calm when the two first met.
He felt that this person seemed to be quite worthy of careful consideration for him, but he didn't know how to deal with it - no matter how he dealt with it, it seemed wrong.
Might as well just let nature take its course.
Forget it, forget it, forget it.Forget it.
One thing that has to be done at the beginning of the new semester is to choose courses. The major elective courses have been selected at the end of the last semester, and the public courses such as Ma Zhe Maogai have already been taken in the freshman year. War is to snatch all kinds of interesting courses that are really interesting through the proportional distribution of virtual currency-not public courses that you have to take if you don't choose.This operation is quite interesting.
Gu Lin sat in the self-study room on the third floor of the library, opened his laptop and carefully browsed the list of elective courses.
In fact, the school has a rule that two credits can be obtained after listening to twelve lectures per semester. In this case, it is okay to not take elective courses, but elective courses are some very interesting subjects, and students who take this course There is no major restriction, which means that Gu Lin, as a student majoring in media, can also take a course such as psychology, biology, jewelry appreciation, etc. with students of other majors - there are even body and make-up classes ?Although I definitely didn't want to choose it, it seemed interesting...
Besides, it takes more than an hour to concentrate on listening to the lecture, because there are questions about the content of the lecture that need to be answered at the end of the online lecture, and there is no such thing as doing other things while playing the video.
Gu Lin is determined to choose a course that interests him well.
Advanced Mathematical Analysis...nope.
Consumer psychology...have I not written enough papers.
Plants in life... I heard that the final is an exam, not an inspection.
Pottery making is fun and easy...but the selection is already full.
Gu Lin looked at the 104/50 and frowned.
He pressed the scroll wheel of the mouse to turn down a few more pages, squinted his eyes and carefully looked at each course selection in the list, and at the same time recalled the elective guide he had inquired from his senior sister (specifically, which course exams and which courses are the most important) The content of the water course is intentionally thoughtful and not strict).Lines of words on the screen were quickly swiped down, and Gu Lin saw a class.
Appreciation of classic love movies.
wow~
Not yet filled!
It sounds like a class that mainly focuses on watching movies. This kind of class is generally relatively easy. Most of them are teachers showing movies in class and discussing with students. In the pre-semester class, they may be divided into groups to introduce a few more classic movies. , The final assignment is probably just an appreciation.
Gu Lin thought very sophisticatedly.
And he quickly invested 100 virtual currencies with the speed of thunder and jingle bells.
The screen displays——Course selection is successful.
Ok, the arrangement is on.
Satisfied, Gu Lin picked up his laptop and left.
Tuesday afternoon, sunny.
Gu Lin just finished a professional class, walked out of the teaching building, took out his mobile phone under the sun that could melt people, frowning, flipped through the class schedule app on the mobile phone, and saw that the next class was his first two classes. An elective course chosen by Tian Qingqing coin 100, classic love movie appreciation. Nice, on a hot day, the classroom of this course happens to be one of the few classrooms in the school with central air conditioning, so you can go to blow on the air conditioner and watch a movie to relax.
He even bought a can of iced Coke from the vending machine downstairs.
Gu Lin held the smoking Coke can in one hand, and pushed open the back door of the classroom with the other hand, intending to find a seat in the last few rows of the classroom - the air conditioner was also placed at the back of the classroom.Gu Lin pushed open the classroom door and walked in. The teacher of the elective course was already adjusting the projector to prepare for the class. There were a few people sitting sparsely in the classroom. Gu Lin inspected the geographical location and chose a seat at the right time and place. — the penultimate row against the wall.Many children who have no experience in paddling do not know. Sometimes the last row is not the best location, but the teacher will pay attention to it because the lazy intention is too obvious.
Gu Lin spotted the location, walked over with his schoolbag and sat down, took out his mobile phone to check Weibo and wait for class, to see if there was anything interesting, delicious melon, nice earthy video, quack.
The start of school these two days is too busy, he hasn’t posted earthy videos on Weibo for a long time, but no matter how busy the school week is, it can’t stop Zhao Mubai’s love for earthy videos. Zhao Mubai may also be busy arranging school-related matters these days, although I didn’t swipe the screen in the circle of friends, but I still share the earthy videos with Gu Lin every day. For some reasons that are hard to say, Gu Lin really watched every one of them seriously and gave Zhao Mubai relevant feedback. Serious relevant feedback is definitely not brainless!
Although Zhao Mubai might want to be more brainless, right?
Gu Lin swiped Weibo for a while, and when the teacher reminded everyone to put away their phones and prepare for class, he quickly pressed the lock screen.
At this time, someone walked from the corridor to the seat next to him and stood down. It seemed that he was planning to sit next to him. Gu Lin didn't look up, and gathered his things together to make room for the other party on the table.
He was patted heavily on the shoulder.
Gu Lin raised his head.
Zhao Mubai stood beside him with a surprised face, "I said it looks a bit similar, it's really you again! You also chose this course! What a coincidence!"
☆、chapter7
Gu Lin hurriedly withdrew to the side, leaving more space for Zhao Mubai.
Zhao Mubai took the schoolbag off his shoulders, stuffed it into the table frame, sat down on the seat next to Gu Lin, and grinned at Gu Lin again.
Gu Lin: "Uh, I thought, Appreciation of Love Movies, this course sounds very watery, so I chose it. Why did you also choose this course?"
Zhao Mubai: "Some seniors who have taken this class said that the teacher of movie appreciation is relatively old, and he teaches this class every year. He is experienced in teaching and has a very good temper. He is super Buddhist, and the attendance is relatively loose. I chose it. .”
Sure enough.It seems that this course is very famous.
Gu Lin secretly praised his wise decision.
However, the young female teacher who just packed up in front of the multimedia console does not seem to be "older"...
Is it a teaching assistant?
Do I need to bring a teaching assistant for elective courses?
While Gu Lin was still pondering in secret, the teacher standing in front of the console spoke up, and she raised her eyes slowly: "Hi everyone, the teacher who taught the classic love movie appreciation class retired in June this year. This semester begins Let me teach you this elective course."
All the students below unanimously presented the emoticon package with a bewildered face. jpg.
The female teacher glanced at everyone's reactions, "Let's talk about the ugly things first, I don't care how many students here are taking this course for the sake of this course, I don't want to see people playing with mobile phones in my class." Or do something else that has nothing to do with my class."
"In addition, today is also the first class. Let me talk about our homework requirements first. The roll call of each class is counted as attendance, which accounts for 3000% of the final grade. Two [-]-word papers are handed in during the semester, about love movie appreciation. At the end of the semester Considering that everyone has their own professional exams, this course will not give you exams."
Gu Lin breathed out a long and comfortable breath before he finished.
"The final homework is for the students to choose their own angles, and do a film-drawing homework, analyzing the classic clips of a love movie from the perspective of camera angles and shooting techniques. It doesn't need to be too long. A hundred shots will do."
"Okay, let's go to class."
Gu Lin: ...
Zhao Mubai: ...
Under the projection screen in front of the lecture theater, the teacher has already picked up the microphone, clicked on the first page of PPT, cleared his throat and started to lecture.
☆、chapter8
Gu Lin felt that he was a bit miserable.
An indescribable scene was selected in the elective course full of confidence and ready to paddle, and the person I met unexpectedly in the indescribable elective course was also indescribable.
He glanced at the phone screen, and clicked the lock screen resignedly.
Sitting upright, flattening the notebook.
Be prepared to listen to the lectures and accept the baptism of knowledge.
But Zhao Mubai is different.
In a class that lasted only two hours, Gu Lin covered Zhao Mubai more than he lied to all his deskmates who were not doing business in the three years of high school.
Tired.
This guy seems to have a lot of hobbies.
"Let's all have a laugh." He looked at Zhao Mubai and clicked on Weibo to watch the earthy video for a while, holding back the laughter and trembling all over; Yun Fan turned two pages of the novel (yes, this guy is actually a txt boy!) Of course... Seeing that he didn't download the appropriate app at all, he probably didn't know the correct way to open the novel, so he just... Those who don't know are innocent, alas...
... Gu Lin, who has been in Green Jinjiang for many years and is very familiar with both the forum and the list, gave Zhao Mubai another blow in his heart.
In a word, not doing business properly.
Gu Lin felt like sitting on pins and needles against the increasingly sharp eyes that were shot at Zhao Mubai again and again from the podium.
elbowed him several times.
Zhao Mubai remained indifferent.
Gu Lin sighed, planning to let him fend for himself.
get out of class is over in 10 minutes, and Zhao Mubai has finished playing.
Symbolically tidying up the stationery that was not too messy on the table, Zhao Mubai turned to Gu Lin: "Hey...show you something..."
Gu Lin: "What?"
A big muscular hand stretched out from under the table holding the mobile phone, and Gu Lin poked his head to take a look.
...Another earthy video?
Well, still a familiar person.
Still a familiar plot.
Still familiar lines.
Still a familiar style.
...is so magical that he cannot extricate himself.
Gu Lin's mind moved, he lowered his head and looked closer to the screen.
Pfft it's really funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
He finally couldn't help laughing out loud...
A "噗嗤" in a moderate voice was just after the teacher's sentence "Do you understand?" just left on the podium......
It was heard clearly by all the students present.
...... The teacher can hear clearly too.
Zhao Mubai's small movements throughout the class were noticed by her. The teacher was already very upset, but because of the first class, he didn't want to directly embarrass the students.Unexpectedly, the more I endured, the angrier I became, and the more I tolerated the students, the more I went too far...
The teacher finally got angry.
"Both of you! Stand up for me!"
There was a buzzing in Gu Lin's head, and he was about to stand up subconsciously.The voice of the young female teacher was already sharp, not to mention that the one on the podium was so angry that she almost broke her voice when she stood up.He was in a hurry to stand up, afraid that he would be delayed for a while, and the original "disobeying classroom discipline" would be added with a "contradicting the teacher".
!Zhao Mubai is still out of the situation!
He slightly widened his eyes: "Are you talking about the two of us?"
Gu Lin grabbed Zhao Mubai's forearm and pulled him up.
"It's a whole class, just do small movements below!"
"get out of class will be over soon, I can't even make it through this little time!"
"What are you laughing at? It's so interesting to say it so that we can all laugh together?"
...This... I'm afraid it's not good to say it.
Zhao Mubai felt a little shy after knowing it...
"Teacher...no, this...we really don't mean to disrespect you..."
Gu Lin thought to himself, I think you just mean disrespecting the teacher!Also, don't us!it's me!
No, it's "I"!It's you!It's Zhao Mubai!
The teacher on the podium really snorted coldly.
Zhao Mubai continued to squeeze with difficulty: "Uh, this...we just...watched a video..."
"It's very short...the kind...well, just ten seconds."
"Ten seconds? Such a short video made you laugh like this."
"Rephrase it so we can all laugh along."
Gu Lin:?
no more.
Zhao Mubai tugged at the corner of Gu Lin's clothes with his hand hanging under the table.
Gu Lin turned half of his body and raised his head, frowning at Zhao Mubai, his fair face was dyed a layer of pink with light speed, and a little sweat dripped from the tip of his nose, looking very embarrassed.
Zhao Mubai's heart skipped a beat.
However, the teacher's order is hard to break...
Zhao Mubai closed his eyes and started to play.
The author has something to say: long wait... (shut up no one is waiting
Haven't been on for two months....
There are actually two favorites...
Hahaha, this article looks really embarrassing now 23333
It's just a short joke, just watch it and have fun... TAT
=. = But it will still be finished...
No pit, no pit...
☆、Chapter 9
"I want to buy a piece of land recently."
Gu Lin rolled his eyes in his heart: "Where?"
"Your heart is dead."
Laugh out loud.
Originally, this class was rather indescribable. Most of the students who took this class were preparing to paddle like Gu Lin, but they accidentally stepped on the switch and met a teacher who was ten times stricter than expected.
Just annoyed.
Everyone in a class was trembling. The teacher got angry just now and the pressure among the students dropped a lot. Thinking of the life of this semester and the strict attendance of the homework that should be handed in, they all feel a little downcast.
Who would have thought that such a wonderful play could still be watched when get out of class was about to end...
The two boys who were called up by the teacher were tall and handsome. When they stood up, their hips were obviously several inches higher than the desk. They had broad shoulders, long legs, and a broad chest. They looked like a little wolf dog who often exercised; the one next to him was obviously younger than him. No. [-] is also very handsome and straight. Although he tried his best to appear expressionless, his little face flushed uncontrollably, obviously shy.
Below, a female classmate took out her mobile phone and began to shoot a video.
And their drama obviously hasn't ended so easily...
Zhao Mubai recalled the contents of the video he showed Gu Lin just now.
He continued, "Why are you trying to kill me?"
Gu Lin's heart was ashamed: "What did I do to you?"
"It made me like you so much."
...just a very strange scene.
It was obvious that he was called up to accept punishment for not obeying the classroom discipline. Standing under the lecture theater was a young teacher who was angry just now but now couldn't hold back his smile. The seats were all students from other majors and The classmates they were not familiar with had willful and kind smiles on their faces.
That clear voice was clearly "accepting punishment" as well.
Gu Lin suddenly felt his heartbeat beating uncontrollably.
Zhao Mubai should be indifferent, he is already careless and can't perceive the subtle emotional changes of others.
According to the last dialogue in the earthy love talk video, he added another sentence: "Actually, there was a rumor recently that I like you."
However, Gu Lin refused to answer any more.
Just shook his head.
The teachers in the audience also saw that this was a thin-skinned person.
After thinking about it, there's no need to make the students feel ashamed too much. She raised her phoenix eyes and said, "Sit down, and don't let me see you two making small moves in the next class." Then she walked to the multimedia podium again.
Zhao Mubai quickly gave Gu Lin a hand, and they both sat down.
The students who turned around to see the excitement in front also turned around in twos and threes.
Gu Lin felt his face was so hot that it was about to explode...
As soon as he sat on the chair, he buried his head in his arms, Zhao Mubai couldn't pull it out no matter how hard he pulled.
"Hey, aren't you? Are you really shy? This...it's nothing."
Gu Lin's voice muffled from his arm: "...No."
"Don't be like this, I'm sorry for you! It's embarrassing for you to accompany me!"
"......no."
It's not because you're ashamed that you're ashamed.
☆、chapter10
Their school has a college confession wall.
But the content is not limited to mutual confession between boys and girls.
...Of course, it is not limited to boys and boys confessing to each other, nor is it limited to girls and girls confessing to each other.
Usually, there are lost and found, questions about the school or complaints, and interesting things about the campus. Everyone will also contribute, post it to make everyone laugh or ask everyone to help out with ideas.
The comment replies below are always buzzing.
Today is more lively.
Because someone posted a video of Gu Lin and Zhao Mubai's slightly embarrassingly earthy dialogue in class...
The accompanying text is "szd!"
The comments can be said to be very exciting.
Originally, both of them had exceptional looks, coupled with the obvious difference in body shape, the silly and funny dialogue, the background sound of students booing, Gu Lin's blushing face...
It's so easy to make up your mind.
Seeing the comments below this news from the confession wall have reached an indescribable level.
Gu Lin suddenly locked the screen of the phone.
...Did I act a little too aggressively today?
Normal jokes between friends should not have such a big reaction...?
An indescribable emotion enveloped him, if he had to say what emotion Daoming was... probably... 45% embarrassment, 35% shyness and 20%.. ....joy.
A little bit, joy.
Gu Lin didn't know what to say, but he just vaguely felt that he might really be interested in Zhao Mubai.
That kind of meaning.
Ah, ah ah ah.
Slender and slender fingers swipe across the darkened screen of the phone, but the screen has never been turned on. He doesn't know what to do.
Since he was a child, he has never liked anyone seriously, because he knows that he has a special orientation. It is difficult for ordinary heterosexuals to find someone who can be sure to spend the rest of their lives together. Love is metaphysics, let alone the number of people is very small. gay.
It's harder.
What's more, the object of his heart is indeed a straight man.
What did the celebrity bloggers in the gay circle say
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