is your earthy boyfriend

"It's Your Earthy Boyfriend" Author: Shili Fenghe

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Normal University, the male to female ratio is one to seven.As a gay, Gu Lin never thought about finding a boyfriend. Except for frantic explorations on the edge of 425, only at the end of the liver and liver period and watching earthy videos can he barely maintain his life like this.

Until one day he met a...straight guy who also loves earthy videos?

"Hey, your earthy boyfriend!"

"No, it's your earthy boyfriend."

Content tags: City Love Flower Season Rainy Season Happy Enemy Campus

Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhao Mubai, Gu Lin┃Supporting role: ┃Others:

☆、chapter1

final week.

It can be said to be the nightmare of every contemporary college student. We all know that failing a course is very troublesome. If our college students are unfortunately failed by a lecturer or professor, there are usually two consequences, one make-up exam and two retakes.Make-up exams require you to postpone your vacation by a week or arrive at school a week earlier - which means you will either have to spend an extra week in a deserted school while everyone packs up and happily heads home (and probably only You can eat instant noodles because the cafeteria may not be open and the takeaway may not be open), or you have to leave home early, and also come to a deserted campus, and because you are thinking about making up the exam, you like to propose a vacation that you don’t know how to eat and play. .Some schools may also considerately add a report card delivery service to remind parents, do you know your child's grades?When you push away the door of your long-lost home like a swallow throwing a forest, you are likely to die.Re-study, re-study fee aside, do you think you can pass the class that you can't pass this year if you study for one more year?What's more, the start time of each grade is different. Whether you can retake this course before graduation depends on the course arrangement. Once the arrangement is wrong, it may lead to insufficient credits and postponement of graduation. Modifying the course schedule also needs to repeatedly report to the academic affairs office. Check everywhere...wait, wait, etc., in short, it is very troublesome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

So, I, no, can, hang.

Even with a score of 60, I can smile with tears in my eyes and bow to the teacher to express my gratitude. At the same time, I sent 1 messages in private chats on WeChat [/heart][/rose][/cute] and "Thank you teacher so much this time. I will definitely work harder next semester.”However, in many cases, the 60 points may not be directly credited to the account, but... depending on the relationship between teachers and students, some teachers are a little soft-hearted, and they will show mercy and let them have a wonderful holiday if they can't help the students begging.And some teachers... 59.5 is 59.5, it is impossible to open the back door, and it is impossible to open the back door in this life.No one wants to fail a course, everyone does.However, the probability of encountering these two kinds of teachers is metaphysics.

So, it's better to endorse it.

The library can never occupy a seat, there is always a long queue at the entrance of the printing shop, and every student who passes by in the corridor smells of coffee... yo, yo, yo... Stop! ! !Unknowingly, Gu Lin, who started rapping, stretched out an elk hand in his heart to his thoughts of running farther and farther, trying to wave away the increasingly serious circulation trend in his mind, "Back off! Back off!", I have not yet After memorizing that "Introduction to Advertising", I can't be brainwashed!He took a deep breath, hoping that he could calm down and not be so impulsive.Young people, it's good to have enthusiasm, but you should pay attention to the occasions where you release your enthusiasm.

Speaking of brainwashing, no one can escape the fate of being brainwashed, from littleApple in the past two years to the Divine Comedy of Xingyin today.nobody.May I ask which trendy boy or girl won’t hear at least once a day, “Close to your ears gently, let’s make waves~” “Let’s learn how to meow together and meow meow meow” “Master, I can’t hold on anymore” “You Have you ever risked your life for someone else in your life?"nobody.

But among the many demonic brainwashing trends, Gu Lin's favorite is actually... "Giaogiao in the house!" and "Make a living before finding love!" What do you bet on me!"...Yeah, yeah, sorry, I smoke, I drink, I get tattoos, I swear (none of the above), I love dirty vids, but I know I'm a good boy.

stop! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Run away again ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

If I continue to be distracted like this and enter the examination room at 08:30 tomorrow morning, I may die.I have no teacher-student relationship with the teacher of the course Introduction to Advertising.Gu Lin walked out of the bakery with a cup of fresh taro milk tea and a sandwich that he just bought, thinking whether to go to the library after a break or to put life and death aside and continue reciting the afternoon stubble.To divide or to die, that is the question.Save the child.

There are plenty of snacks on the university campus, and when it’s the final week, most students don’t have time to have a serious dinner, so they can only choose to buy some other unhealthy snacks to fill their stomachs—not enough to eat I can't sleep well, so the final week is really killing people-the life street at the moment can be said to be overcrowded.The girls wore short skirts and long soft hair. They passed by Gu Lin in twos and threes. He could clearly hear the occasional laughter from the girls talking about something. Lin is a straight man, this situation can be said to be very happy for him.

Still, bhys, he's a crook.

Yes, at this normal university.

Girls, it's still hard to find a boyfriend.

Not to mention, a gay.

...I'm still a 0.

There is nothing floating around, nothing to rely on.Everyone understands.

Life treats me so unfairly.

Gu Lin thought.

It’s nothing if I can’t find a boyfriend, even the exams for the final week are so densely arranged, one day after another, one book a day, one semester a week, drink and drink, I think you want me to die.

...It's fine if I can't find a boyfriend, but I can't fail the exam... Gu Lin thought about it, optimistically decided to go directly to the library from Life Street, and finish it on the way to dinner. "Even if I'm single, I still want to be a single student!" There is no achievement in love, um, that's right, that's it.

He opened his legs and walked heavily towards the library.At this moment, Gu Lin's mood was so tragic that it was as if what was waiting for him was not an overcrowded library, but a blood-stained guillotine.In fact, in a sense, it is almost the same.

Three or four tall boys walked up to them, each of them looked like they had just come off the court, they were holding a basketball, they were still panting, the sweat dripped from their hair to their necks, and they were sweating profusely It was dripping, but it didn't look unhygienic at all, and it was even a little unexpectedly refreshing - Gu Lin could smell the steaming sweat mixed with the faint fragrance of shower gel or laundry detergent on their bodies.

These few people walked and talked and laughed, looking very happy.

The tallest boy held his mobile phone, smiled and bent a pair of thin single eyelids, and imitated his companion with words...

"If someone around you is staying at night (yé), tell him gosleepgosleep ~ Go to bed on time ~ Be a good baby .... !!!!!!" Before the boy finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

Gu Lin:......

Nice.

The author has something to say: an extension of the brain...

Should not be long.Complete within [-] words.

If there are no accidents, it will be updated every day! (make a fist

Weibo @十里风荷 If you can't update, you will ask for leave there~

☆、chapter2

The boy's voice is very nice, with a bit of Qingyue magnetism...of course, the main reason is that the content is too...passionate, and immediately successfully attracted Gu Lin's attention!Gu Lin felt that the self-control he was so proud of was about to collapse in front of this boy! (...) He couldn't help himself!

then...

Gu Lin: Pfft.

Make a sound that seems to be mocking!

This short laugh was right after the boy's "be a good baby ao~" and before "fuck hahahahaha", as if to express "this sand sculpture is so funny".

The scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Zhao Mubai: I think you seem to be targeting me.

The boy obviously felt a little surprised, and immediately raised his head to look at Gu Lin, the smile on his face had not had time to completely dissipate, the crescent smile drawn from the corners of his crooked eyes was connected with a little smile line, with four points One-point puzzlement, two-point inquiry, and one-point displeasure stare at Gu Lin!It's like "5 minutes, I want this boy to give me an explanation!"

So he sees...a boy who's clearly on the verge of laughing.

Zhao Mubai immediately understood, this is probably also an earth flavor lover!He heard that I was imitating brother giao, so he sent me a signal to recognize my relatives, huh huh huh.He put away the unhappy expression on his face, and was about to go up to say hello and get to know each other, maybe when we get acquainted, we can record a social shake together or imitate Linghanzi/giao brother/scumbag boy group quotations/rogue fan /Sister Hot Sister submits to those soil -flavored videos bloggers hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha ... everyone laughs together! ! !

Here, Gu Lin saw Zhao Mubai's face changed, as if he was about to walk towards him... "Did he misunderstand that I was laughing at him for being rude? I didn't, I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. There are four of them and everyone is taller than me If half the head starts to move, I don’t have to take the dbq exam tomorrow, I’ll just slip away and slip away 886.” This thought floated through his mind like a barrage of bullets.

So Gu Lin turned around and ran away.

Zhao Mubai:?

What are you running for?

It's all my own!

He was a little puzzled, but it wasn't a big deal, so he didn't pay much attention to it. Instead, he immediately changed the audience for exporting earthy thoughts, and planned to give his brothers two more classic social quotations— —He hooked the neck of his good friend Ji Feng, "Brother, give you two more sections? Don't climb the mountains that don't belong to you, people who don't belong to you..."

"Fuck off, roll on, you're insane!!! Don't brainwash me anymore, I beg you, I didn't see that I scared everyone away just now, and now the frightened children are wondering where this brain-dead academy is. C debuted, I beg you to stop, it’s too embarrassing! I won’t go out to eat with you in the future!” Ji Feng pushed Zhao Mubai’s arm away as if being scratched by a cat, and jumped three feet Gao jumped away, wishing he could take out a piece of paper and write "I don't know this person well" and stick it on his forehead.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

The terrified kid didn't think about whether the handsome and straight guy just came from the Academy for the Brain Disabled - he knew that the boy was joking around, and he himself would occasionally do this when chatting with his friends: those who understand will naturally understand!He just thinks maybe the other side has misunderstood him... so in order to avoid some kind of unfriendly incident that we usually call school bullying for short... I can only, take a walk. Bye~

Gu Lin settled the sandwiches in two or three mouthfuls on the way. He took the milk tea to the library, quickly put away all his brains outside of study, opened "Introduction to Advertising" devoutly again, and prayed that he would be more efficient One point, I must finish memorizing it tonight!Another villain involuntarily appeared in his mind... He clenched his fist and said firmly, "Gu Xiaolin! Come on!"

......

Get out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !When can I stop this divergent thinking! ! !Why am I still thinking about this at such a precarious moment! ! ! !Help! ! ! !

-

It was past ten o'clock when Gu Lin returned to the dormitory at night, and he insisted on stuffing "Introduction to Advertising" into his mind, even though he knew that he would forget everything in a second when he left the exam room tomorrow, but anyway, the exam There must be something that can be written on the paper.Must, must, h□□eto, なければならない.

He packed up his stationery and books, went through the review outline again in his mind, and felt that he should be able to handle tomorrow's exam, so he went to wash up.When he sat on the chair shaking the water in his hands, he suddenly couldn't remember which classroom and building the exam was for tomorrow... Gu Lin quickly opened the list software on his mobile phone, ready to look at his todolist, Then he saw a line of writing.

“6月16日下午14：45，大学英语六级考试，五教A座203。”

That is to say, after finishing the complex introduction to advertising tomorrow, he will not be able to enter the pleasant summer vacation. After a short rest, he will be ready to face the whipping of the sixth grade again.

...Mom, help, I forgot level six.

I haven't reviewed it yet.

I didn't memorize a single word.

Cool, cool, cool, cool.

However, it is past eleven o'clock now, and in just a dozen hours, let alone hugging Buddha's feet temporarily, even if you hold Buddha's feet and kiss a couple of times, it is impossible to obtain the mysterious power to pass the sixth level naked.Gu Lin hesitated for a while between whether to give up the exam, and then remembered that he had heard before that if he gave up the exam once, it seemed that he would not be able to participate in the next level [-]—this way he would waste two opportunities to pass level [-]. It's a bit embarrassing if you can't pass the sixth level before graduation... Then, forget it.Let's take the test naked... Anyway, it's not the first time.

Na is like Jay.

Gu Lin tried various methods to comfort himself, then climbed into bed and planned to sleep.Before going to bed, I took out my mobile phone and reposted a few microblogs about koi fish and the six-level must-pass talisman.

-

The next day at [-] o'clock in the morning, he passed the introduction to advertising without any risk... Gu Lin roughly estimated his answering situation, and thought that with his usual grades, he should pass without a doubt... right?So level six, come on.kill me.

Gu Lin carried his printed examination admission ticket, ID card, student ID card, and radio, and stood anxiously in the hall of Block A of the Fifth Teaching, waiting to be judged by the sixth level.He looked at the watch on his wrist, and silently told himself that he would be free for another two and a half hours.

The broadcast of the Fifth Education has already started broadcasting the pre-examination instructions, and a robot-like female voice said, "Candidates must actively show their admission ticket, student ID card, ID card including resident ID card, military/personnel and military/police personnel certificates, household registration book, etc. when entering the venue. .." In Gu Lin's ears, it was as if he was calling from the god of death—not only because he knew that he was lucky enough to pass the CET-[-] exam, but also because he knew that he hadn't reviewed anything. I don’t understand, sitting in the examination room for two and a half hours and forcing myself to settle down to read the English questions that are destined to be incomprehensible, it’s too tormented... The top ten tortures are nothing more than that!

Gu Lin raised his legs and stepped up the stairs to the second floor with a feeling of seeing death as home. He comforted himself for a long time with sadness, and finally adjusted himself to a kind of "I just don't want to waste 50 yuan for the registration fee and 25 yuan for the oral examination fee." That’s all” and walked towards the classroom door of Room 203 with a healthy mentality.He never expected that the moment he raised his head, it would be a head-on crit.

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What the fuck?

Wearing a simple white T-shirt, overalls shorts, white sneakers, like himself, he doesn't even carry a schoolbag, and holds all the things needed for the CET-[-] exam...

After confirming the eyes, I met a very embarrassing person.

Zhao Mubai also came to take the naked test today. What is bigger than Gu Linxin is that he not only took the test naked, but also planned to hand in a blank paper, because he really forgot about the fact that he had registered for the sixth grade-of course he signed up At that time, I carefully formulated a detailed review plan to memorize 50 words a day, do a set of mock papers every week, and the corresponding review plan to improve listening and speaking skills-but anyway, I didn’t review it in the end.It was only this morning that he found out that he should take another exam in the afternoon. Similarly, when he was on the verge of giving up the exam, he was frightened back by his roommate saying, "I heard that if you give up the exam once, you will not be eligible to take the exam next time."He knew his English proficiency in his heart. The few words and some high-scoring composition templates he memorized before the college entrance examination had been returned to the teacher during the two years of husky-like happy college life. It's also very unreliable, only the heart of dying honestly can barely maintain life like this.

Okay, you can't give up the exam, right?Then I can only waste a little paper.

sorry!

Compared with Gu Lin's mentality of saying don't want to but sincerely wants to try his luck and maybe pass the line, Zhao Mubai is so relaxed that he seems to be on a spring outing.When he was idly waiting for the instruction for the entrance examination, he also saw the boy walking towards him, and keenly noticed the meaning of "I want to reduce my sense of existence and slide past him" from Gu Lin's big black and white eyes. Signal.

Zhao Mubai stretched out his free left hand, and snapped his fingers in front of Gu Lin who was trying to walk past him in obscurity, "Hey!"

Gu Lin was really taken aback.

He looked up at Zhao Mubai like a frightened bird, and almost jumped up.Zhao Mubai withdrew his hand, grinned and gave the other party a big smile, showing a mouthful of white and neat teeth, still smiling.Feeling that Gu Lin could feel the indiscriminate kindness he released, he cheekily greeted them, "Are you coming to take the sixth grade too?"

Gu Lin: "...um."

Zhao Mubai: "Hey, me too. Have you reviewed it?"

Gu Lin: "No."

Zhao Mubai: "Haha, me too. When I was sleeping in the morning, I heard the radio in the teaching area broadcasting the precautions for the fourth-level exam, so I remembered that I have to take the sixth-level exam in the afternoon, hahaha."

Gu Lin: "..." This person seems a little familiar.

Zhao Mubai: "Hey, that's right, haha, are you also messing around?"

☆、chapter3

Gu Lin:?

Gu Lin: "...Yes." dbq, although I don't say it on the surface, but I like all the Weibo accounts that post earthy videos, what hands and what sounds, you know, I love giao Sister Hanwang slag girl group, they brought unique joy to my lacking college life! You know nothing!

Zhao Mubai: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Emma, ​​bosom friend, yesterday when I was learning from them Giao, you made a loud noise. At that time, I thought you must be an earthy boy too! I really want to say hello to you After getting acquainted with you, you disappeared in a flash, I'm quite sorry, I didn't expect such a coincidence, we are taking the sixth level exam in the same examination room today, what a coincidence, what a coincidence!"

Gu Lin thought to himself who is the earthy boy, I'm just a boy who loves earthy, okay?I only receive, not output!Although the two titles sound similar, in fact... there is still a lot of difference! ! ! !

He hummed absently.

Zhao Mubai still couldn't close his chatter box, but this time he didn't focus on the earthy smell anymore.He asked Gu Lin, "Which seat are you in?" As he spoke, he tilted his neck and looked at the admission ticket in Gu Lin's hand. His eyesight was so good - he saw the number "23" following the seat number at a glance , What's your seat number...

24!

Hey, this is really hard to find and nowhere to go.Tut tut.

Zhao Mubai hurried forward, smiled and said, "Hey, show me your card later."

Gu Lin was very speechless, "Did you know that the neighbors took different questions in the CET-[-] exam?" Could it be that he is so big that he doesn't even know this...

"Ah?! Really, why?"... He really didn't know.

Of course it is to guard against people like you!Gu Lin slandered silently.Because they are not familiar with each other, it is not easy to speak directly.He could only say, "Ah, I don't know either. Just walk into the classroom and the exam will start soon."

"Ah, good." After confirming that this classmate is also a fellow student, Zhao Mubai quickly included him in his good friend list, listened to Gu Lin's words, and easily followed him into the examination room.

"The National College English Test Band [-] and [-] is about to begin. Candidates please consciously obey the management of the invigilators and other test staff, and shall not hinder the invigilators and other test staff from performing their duties for any reason, and shall not disturb the order of the test room and other test work places..."

In this way, the sixth level exam began.

This year's question, one thing, is indescribable.

Composition according to fate.In listening comprehension, Gu Lin didn't understand anything except "In the first water, please listen to the following parafraphs of conversation. After each conversation there three questions...". According to the experience of the previous two exams, try to choose options with a few familiar words.Reading as you like, translation... He was a little embarrassed when he got the question. Maybe he got a simpler one?It seems that the next few long sentences can be written... However, he can't translate "private car", what is this word... owncar? ? ?Forget it and let it happen.

The sixth level of Buddhism.

Because according to the rhythm of the sixth-level exam, the answer sheets should be collected as soon as they are answered. While focusing on implementing the principle of "three longs and one short" to choose the longest card, Gu Lin did not pay too much attention to Zhao Mubai until two and a half hours. The CET-[-] exam was about to end, and when the invigilator was preparing to collect the answer sheets, he remembered this strange leader.He glanced at Zhao Mubai's paper... and found that the translator wrote only one line... What a brave man, Gu Lin admired silently.

He handed in the answer sheet and was about to leave after the invigilator finished counting the test papers. Unexpectedly, Zhao Mubai rushed up again, "Hey, wait for me." Gu Lin stopped helplessly and looked at Zhao Mubai. I'm afraid that his heart is wider than the Pacific Ocean, and he doesn't feel at all that he doesn't want to wait for him, and he still smiles without a city, and naturally puts his arms around Zhao Mubai's neck while smiling, and asks, "How did you answer?"

The boy's arms carried the slight heat that is usual in summer, but Gu Lin was sitting under the air-conditioning vent just now, and immediately got goosebumps all over his body, he turned his head sensitively, and twisted his neck uncomfortably .Only then did he think of answering Zhao Mubai's question, "Ah...it's okay." He can never give his true answer to the question!Tell this guy!In front of handsome guys, I still have a little burden.

"Wow 666! I think listening is a bit difficult. I really didn't understand any of them..."

Me too... Gu Lin thought silently, feeling a little sympathetic in his heart.

"And I don't know how to translate. What's your translation? Mine is high-speed rail. I don't know how to translate the word high-speed rail. I only know how to translate... So, I feel like I don't know how to write the whole translation!"

Me too...I can't translate that most important word either.

"So I wrote a sentence of sorry, icantwrite, hahaha on the answer sheet, so as to save people from reading the nonsense stuff I worked so hard to make up and affect their mood... I won't cause trouble for people! Hahaha! "

...The marking teacher will be even angrier after reading it...

The two talked and walked along the way, most of them were Zhao Mubai who kept blabla, Gu Lin just had a mentality of "I'll just watch your performance silently" and occasionally responded with one or two modal particles, Zhao Mubai didn't even feel the slightest bit of blabla. Embarrassed, still sparing no effort to nag.

In a blink of an eye, they arrived at the downstairs of Gu Lin's dormitory.

Gu Lin: "Okay, I'm in my dormitory, then I'm leaving, bye."

Zhao Mubai nodded and was about to turn around.But suddenly remembered something, "Hey, wait, wait, what's your name!"

Gu Lin: "...Gu Lin."

Zhao Mubai: "Come, come, sister, add a WeChat account, and watch a small earthy video together in the future!"

Who is your sister! ! ! ! ! !

Gu Lin: "...All right." Added WeChat and you don't have to communicate. I didn't notice it when we met for the first time. This person is really a bit too noisy.Anyway, there are too many superficial brothers like this in my list. Basically, classmates in the same class or in the college, as long as they are not roommates in the dormitory, most of the time, they will add WeChat to open a group during group assignments or other assignments that require cooperation. , as soon as the cooperation status is over, the next contact may be the blessings sent by the other party during the Chinese New Year.

At the moment, he didn't think about anything else, so he took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code for Zhao Mubai.

"Ah, that's right, just give me a note about Zhao Mubai, my name is Zhao Mubai."

Fine.

Gu Lin put away his phone and went upstairs.

Started packing on the spot.

That's right, that's it.After the exam, you have to leave the school quickly.

It is impossible to stay longer for a second.

☆、chapter4

As for Zhao Mubai, it didn't take long for Gu Lin to forget him.

He didn't intend to have too much contact with Zhao Mubai.

Zhao Mubai is indeed very cute. This kind of cuteness is not a common compliment to a beautiful girl in the ordinary sense. This kind of cuteness is reflected in Zhao Mubai. It is his "I want to be friends with you" and "come, come, come together" Hahahahaha" was full of enthusiasm, although for Gu Lin's mild social fear, this kind of enthusiasm made him a little bit pressured to respond, but he could still feel the kindness and friendliness conveyed by the other party.

...Although it is probably very possible, it is because I also like to engage in dirt...

But Gu Lin is actually a relatively introverted and quiet person when he goes deeper. Although he likes to watch the devilish earthy videos, most of them are for understanding and relief. Just have fun, and watch it.Although he is often brainwashed, he will occasionally imitate it with his good friends, but let him behave like the other party did when he met Zhao Mubai for the first time, chatting with others on the busy street " One giaogiao to the nest!!!"...The concubine can't do it.

So after adding WeChat in the afternoon, Gu Lin never thought about opening a dialog box to have an in-depth communication with the other party.However, he opened up Zhao Mubai's circle of friends and fucked out of habit.

...This man is indeed an avid fan of earthy flavors.

It feels like I'm swiping the screen with earthy videos, earthy quotations, earthy love stories every day.

Coupled with the self-entertaining "Fuck ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" under each Moments, because the two Moments of Moments have no intersection, Gu Lin can't see if anyone Reply to Zhao Mubai.The visual effect becomes Zhao Mubai's three meals a day, every day, every day, and every day, he swipes the screen of all kinds of earthy brainwashing video quotation emoticons, but no one cares about it, only he perseveres to warm up for himself...

It's kind of funny...

But it’s also very sandy.

Zhao Mubai's painting style is really different from his own. Even if he is also a lover of earthy taste, he is also a restrained one.

Gu Lin felt that he should not be able to hang out with this person.

What's more... Zhao Mubai is still very good-looking.

And myself...

Although he hasn't publicized his sexual orientation, but young people nowadays seem to have a gay look... Gu Lin is fair and tender, with delicate and handsome features, red lips and white teeth. A shallow dimple immediately appeared on his face—yes, he only has a dimple on the right side of his face, which matches with his natural slightly upturned eye ends.

From the beginning of freshman year, some people had speculated whether Gu Lin was gay. Gu Lin had heard a little bit, but never denied it.

So I'm actually half out of the closet...

So don't get too close to straight men!

Out of this mentality, Gu Lin put down his phone after masturbating Zhao Mubai's circle of friends. After he packed up his pajamas, computer, clothes and shoes to bring home, and put a dustproof cloth on his bed, what was going on in his mind? The twists and turns have long been washed away by the joy and excitement of the upcoming beautiful summer vacation life.

ah! ! !It's summer vacation! ! !

It's another summer full of energy!

Think about it, I'm just a sophomore, and I don't need an internship.Unlike high school, the university does not have to do a book-to-book summer vacation life, and the teachers all agree not to mention the summer vacation homework after the miserable weekend.There is no homework, no internship, there are new online dramas, what is owed, the World Cup, barbecue milk tea, beer, fat house happy water.Oh my gosh.For two full months.Does such a beautiful life really exist?

Obviously yes! ! !

Hey hey hey.

When Gu Lin lay on his own bed at home, he had already drawn up a detailed plan for eating, drinking and having fun, from the hometown food he had been talking about for a long time in school, to when he would meet with several high school students who were studying in different schools. Good friends get together, from the day-to-day novels that I haven’t read for a long time, to the new drama that I have been thinking about for a long time and finally will be broadcast in the summer vacation.Whoops.happy happy!

He took out his phone and clicked on Weibo.

I intend to contribute this wonderful "first day of holiday life" to Weibo!

Yo!

The earthy video has been updated again!

"Do you want to be the eldest brother's woman! Anyone who thinks about it can type it in the comments!"

When Gu Lin saw this title, he couldn't help but hahaha. This copywriting is really sloppy.He didn't even have time to watch the video, so he clicked into the comments and replied, "I don't want to, get out."

Then I started to enjoy today's earthy performance with great pleasure.

This video is still in the usual earthy style. To put it simply, there is a man and a woman with extremely exaggerated acting skills. The tone, as if the domineering president's upper body, smiled wildly, and then said in a hoarse and deep president voice, "Do you want to be the big brother's woman?" The heroine is even more domineering president than the hero, she Showing a disdainful smile, "Heh, what kind of woman is a big brother? If you want to do it, be a big brother!" (the word "big brother" is accentuated) After finishing speaking, she walked for a stretch that seemed to be cramping all over her body, known as the hooligan step.

that's it.

There is no deep ideological connotation, and the editing is not in place, and it is accompanied by...that is...how should I put it...compared with...that, the soundtrack.

Miraculously, it caught Gu Lin's smile, and he laughed all over the bed.

Quack quack quack, it's so interesting.

Why, the earthy little video is so cute!

This is a problem!

After Gu Lin replayed the video two or three times, he finally backed out satisfied.

[Comment 278] [Like 1123] was written in the notification bar.

?

I red?

What's going on.

He hurriedly clicked on the [Comment] button, and found that it was his comment of "I don't want to, get out" that may have resonated with many netizens... Everyone followed Gu Lin and brushed up neatly under his Weibo. Formation, "I don't want to, get out", this kind of behavior may have attracted the attention of the blogger, and the blogger replied to Gu Lin with "What do you want from me", which was the top comment.

Speaking of which, the blogger of this earthy video is extremely friendly and down-to-earth. He doesn't put on airs just because he is a big V. He also often flirts with netizens in the comments. This is not the first time I have seen this kind of operation.However, it was the first time that Gu Lin was featured in a popular comment. He looked at the comments of netizens with a little freshness. Apart from the stereotyped formation of "I don't want to, get out", Gu Lin found a very strange reply. ..

@孝童I'm sorry hahaha: Damn it!catch!

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Who?

Since his Weibo seldom interacts with people around him, Gu Lin didn’t think too much about it when he created his ID. He originally planned to write @吴林, but found that only members of the two-character ID can register. Gu Lin was I haven’t bound Weibo and Alipay yet, so I can only add two English letters after this id and become @吴林GL. Think about it, although there is a possibility of being recognized by acquaintances, but my name is also relatively popular So this possibility is actually not very big... right?

Weird! ! !

What the hell is going on?

Was caught by classmates?

How embarrassing!

Gu Lin quickly poked into the homepage of @孝竹我了hahaha.

This person's homepage seems to be similar to a person's circle of friends I've sjed before, and the style of painting is a bit similar.

...Sure enough, I should have thought of it a long time ago, except for Zhao Mubai, who else can have such a unique id.

He was actually a little embarrassed, he didn't want to talk at this moment and threw a dog at Zhao Mubai.It was a bit of a coincidence that I had just made the decision to keep a distance from him, and now we met here on a narrow road.Despite thinking so, Gu Lin still made a decision!A bit unfriendly but sorry for letting me pretend I didn't see this comment!I always feel that it is a bit strange to follow each other on Weibo with people I know in real life!I don't want people who don't know me to know my usual style of painting on Weibo! bhys!Anyway, there are two to three hundred replies under my popular comment, and it’s normal if I can’t see someone’s reply. If he asks me on WeChat, just pretend that I don’t know anything, hee hee.

Just do it!

Then he clicked the [√Follow] button in the lower left corner of the homepage.

What the fuck was I thinking ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Does such hand slipping really exist?Not a mentally handicapped fan! ! !

Save my idiot! ! ! ! ! !

Followers +1.

Private message +1.

Gu Lin, who is still thinking about whether it is feasible to cancel this operation in a second:  …

Brother, do you live on Weibo?

He finally experienced a feeling of ashes, so he could only resign himself to his fate and click on the private message column.

[Private message] I'm a filial rat hahaha: Damn it's really you, just opened Weibo and saw the update, I recognized your name as soon as I entered the comment!Haha, I just thought I must have recognized the wrong person!

[Private Message] Gu Lin GL: Well...

[Private message] I'm a filial rat hahaha: You're also reading this one, it's so funny, it's booming in a trance, Ho Hau Wah! ! !

Which year's joke is this!

[Private Message] Gu Lin GL: Quack, yes.

[Private Message] I'm a filial rat hahaha: Hey, that's right, did you read the Compendium of Materia Medica of Brother Giao before!Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!

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Brother Giao?Book