[Nie Wei] Ge Nie's mobile phone

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One minute later, Gai Nie and Wei Zhuang, who claimed to be his mobile phone, could finally sit down and communicate.

Ge Nie has a lot of questions that Wei Zhuang wants to ask, but before that, the most serious problem must be solved first.

"Are your pants dry?"

Don't do it, don't sit on my sofa.

Wei Zhuang: "..."

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Wei Zhuang suddenly didn't want to talk to this stupid human being.

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"You are my phone?"

"Ah."

"Why did you become a human? Didn't you say that you are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the nation?"

"What does the law of the world have to do with me?"

Gai Nie: "..." Sure enough, the answer can only be answered by the second grader.

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"My phone is obviously piano black, why are you all white except for your clothes?"

"...You can ask the author about this."

Ge Nie looked up at the ceiling: "Author, why?"

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The following is the author's answer.

In fact, about the color of the mobile phone, a certain group also had a deep and serious discussion.

Some people suggested piano black, some people suggested local gold, and even some people who eat melons proposed OPPO's limited red.

The author [sealed her mouth] thought to herself: Can it be simpler, white.

Because I couldn't speak, the color of the mobile phone was finally set to piano black.

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So this is just a setting, don't worry about it. :D

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Genie: "..."

So, can all the unreasonableness be covered up on the grounds that the author has a brain hole?

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——Do you want to be so perfunctory?

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A Nuo × Ya who always automatically blocks girls' phone calls and text messages, who inexplicably makes a small movie by himself, or comes to a game app that can smash walnuts, if he can become a human being, this person...

No matter how you think about it, it feels obscene.

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Ge Nie has one last question——

"Where is your socket after you become a human?"

Wei Zhuang: "?"

"jack."

"Snapped!"

This is not a crackling sound, but the sound of Wei Zhuang's slap on Ge Nie's face.

"rogue!"

Gai Nie: "...??????"

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Gai Nie just wanted to recharge his batteries.

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"Okay, don't plug in." Ge Nie took a deep breath, and restored his paralyzed face: "Then how do you charge it?"

"jack."

Ge Nie: "...????"

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Socket, what to plug in?What to enter?

How long will it take to be full?

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There is too much information, he has to sort it out.

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When the yellow storm was hanging in Gai Nie's mind, Wei Zhuang found the charger on the bedside table familiarly, plugged one end into the socket, and stuffed the other end into his mouth to bite, and lay calmly on Gai Nie's bed. .

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How to charge?That's it for charging ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Remember, for the battery life of your phone, don't play with your phone while it's charging.

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Those filthy monsters who want to see meat, do you think I will really write about meat for you?

Think beautifully ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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There is no light ^_^

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As soon as Jing Ke entered the door, he was surprised to see a big man lying peacefully on his brother's bed: "...Brother, did you kill someone? Do you want me to throw the body for you?"

"No, I don't, I don't need to..." You look carefully and he is still hot!

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Jing Ke looked at Wei Zhuang carefully, and suddenly realized: "So brother, you are this kind of person!"

"No, I am not."

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"Hurry up with such a big living person on your bed! Why are you dawdling! Brother, I'll go first, I won't be a light bulb!"

Ge Nie Erkang hand: "I did not, you stop!"

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"Don't worry, brother, I will keep it a secret."

"..." No, what exactly do you want to do here?

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It was only when Jing Ke ran far away that he remembered that he had come to ask Gai Nie to go to a colleague party with him.

Well, but the spring night is short, Ah Nie finally has a chance, so don't disturb them ヽ(゜▽゜)

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So Jing Ke went to the party by himself with peace of mind.

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At the party, Duan Murong asked Jing Ke: "Where's Gai Nie?"

Jing Ke looked at the girl who had always had a crush on Gai Nie, and thought of the man lying on Gai Nie's bed, feeling sad for a moment: "You better give up, you are not comparable in terms of bust size!"

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Everyone: "..." What's wrong with this guy? (⊙_⊙)?

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"What nonsense did you say to Miss Rong today?"

"These two sentences are actually very important to each other!"

"What connection?"

"I won't tell you~"

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Gao Jianli looked at Jing Ke with a face full of oops, I know a little secret but I promised to keep it secret so I can't tell you, oops, why am I such a nice face, and silently clenched my fists.

... This person was not beaten to death really thanks to the legal society now.

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Gai Nie sat on the bed and looked at Wei Zhuang who was sleeping as if he was dead. After a long silence, he reached out and pressed Wei Zhuang's strong chest muscles.

Very good, feels good.

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Nonsence!It should be a normal human touch.

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Ge Nie pinched silently again.

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The feel is really good.

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The author has something to say—I want to touch uncle too ヽ(゜▽゜)

Gai Nie: "...Girl, please be reserved."

Author: "Reservedness is nothing but pectoral muscles are real! (ˉ﹃ˉ)" Besides, your hands are still on top.

Genie: "..."

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Gai Nie felt that he must be too tired to have hallucinations, so he should go to bed early.

Author: "≧﹏≦Uncle, don't ignore me!"

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But sharing the same bed or something, like (≧▽≦)/

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Ge Nie's morning usually starts after opening his eyes. [Why are you talking nonsense, trying to make up for the word count?ヽ(゜▽゜)－】

【Clap clap clap——】

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Don't get me wrong, the frame above is not slapping, but XX is beating up a certain warrior who dared to complain in the text.

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Ge Nie's morning usually starts after opening his eyes, but today he opened his eyes and felt that his morning was a little different.

[Nonsense, there is an extra big man next to him, how could it be the same ヽ(゜▽(ˉ)]

【Clap clap clap——】

【Please continue——ヽ(゜—(#ˉ)】

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Gai Nie silently clenched his hand, the feeling of the chest muscles under the palm was extremely real.

——It feels really good.

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Wasn't that just a dream?

Did you not let go all night? =_=

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At this time, Wei Zhuang suddenly opened his eyes, and he saw Gai Nie's hand wantonly on his chest at a glance: "..."

Genie: "..."

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"I think I can..."

"Who wants you to be responsible."

"thumping!"

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I think I can explain... well, I can't explain a sentence at all. (=.=)

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Ge Nie's early morning was extremely miserable today.

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"Gai Nie, why didn't you come to the party yesterday?"

"Didn't it end the day before yesterday?"

"We drove for two days in a row. It's fine if others didn't tell you, and Jing Ke didn't tell you?"

Genie: "..."

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It should be fine if Jing Ke didn't say it, but did others not say it?That's right.

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Gai Nie deeply doubted his interpersonal relationship.

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It just so happened that at this time Jing Ke greeted Gai Nie with a refreshed face: "Hey, A Nie, how are you with that handsome man yesterday?"

Gai Nie silently held his kidneys when he remembered the scene where he was kicked out of bed by Wei Zhuang and lay on the hard floor speechless to the ceiling.

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That really hurts, really.

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Seeing him like this, Jing Ke put on a cheap smile that I understood: "Ah Nie, the sluice gate has been closed for too long and once it is released, it will not be able to stop. I understand the pain of excessive waves."

Ge Nie: ...No, you don't understand.What do you unserstand?Forget it, I don’t want to understand (=—=)

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"It's okay, isn't it just kidney deficiency? Tomorrow brother will bring you some good things to make up for you!"

Gai Nie: ...I have a weak kidney!

"Big brother!"

"Hey, here! Ah Nie, Xiao Gao called me, I'm going!"

Gai Nie: Come back!Forget it, you better go (=—=)

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Gai Nie was tired.

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Don't want to explain, don't want to!