[Nie Wei] Ge Nie's mobile phone

Ge Nie has a mobile phone that he has used for a long time.

Gai Nie is a nostalgic person, although this phone always automatically blocks calls and text messages from girls, inexplicably, he makes a small movie or a game app by himself, but,

Damn, this phone is still lost.

But you know, if the phone is lost, how should the author write the article?

The title is [Gai Nie's Cell Phone]!

In fact, this mobile phone still has advantages. The tough appearance of the piano black has captured the hearts of many tough guys.

... Well, in fact, apart from his good looks, he doesn't seem to have any advantages as a mobile phone.

So why hasn't Ge Nie lost him yet?

For this reason, a bunch of boring people headed by Robber Zhi Tianming Mo Ya started a game of gambling.

Bandit Zhi slapped a coin on the table: "I bet fifty cents, because Gai Nie is a poor man!"

"My uncle is just thrifty, so he's not poor!" Tianming also slapped a coin on the table, "Look at how poor you are, you'd be ashamed to take out fifty cents, I'll bet a dollar, that cell phone must be very important to uncle meaning!"

Mo Crow: "..." I don't really want to bet with you poor bastards.

Mo Ya took out the smallest denomination bill in his wallet and put it on the table, five yuan.

When Robber Zhi and Tianming were about to kneel down and call Dad, he said slowly:

"I bet ten points, remember to change."

"Cut!" × 2

For a person as smart as Mo Ya, even when he meets Bai Feng, he will be confused.

"Okay, ten out of ten, what do you think?"

Mo Crow pondered for a moment: "Actually, I just came to see the excitement, and I didn't even think about why. Why don't I sit in the village?"

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In the end, the bet could not be established because the amount was too small.

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When Gai Nie found out about this later, he didn't really want to talk to them.

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As for why Gai Nie didn't change his mobile phone, only he himself knows.

In fact, he also thought about changing his mobile phone, and chose a certain brand-name mobile phone. Unfortunately, he just bought a mobile phone for less than a day and it was half used the next morning.

Really poor quality.

Noah is still strong.

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Well, Gai Nie's mobile phone is the legendary Noxa.

That Nuo Xya who smashed walnuts is not a problem at all.

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So what else do you expect in other aspects?

Wouldn’t it be enough if Nuo Xya could open walnuts?

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Regarding the brand of the mobile phone, a certain group had a deep and serious discussion.

Mother: "How about Huawei, I think Huawei looks good."

Friend 1: "Whatever it is, it has to be an iPhone 7! No, can Ge Nie afford it?"

Friend 2: "What about Xiaomi?"

Author: "How about Samsung, the final result is that Samsung exploded, it's over."

other people:"……"

Author, you better shut up and write.

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After reading the above, you should understand, yes, it is exactly as you guessed, Wei Zhuang is the mobile phone.

——Nuo Xya, who always automatically blocks calls and text messages from girls to Gai Nie, and somehow makes a small movie by himself, or comes to a game app, which can smash walnuts.

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As for why you asked the author to set it up like this?As an author, I just want to say:

"You're wronged, adults! This child's real mother is the big one next door, and the little one is just the nanny who was forced to shave her legs and write out the brain hole!"

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As for the child's mother, it is not convenient for me to disclose the name here.

——As long as you know that she is the big one who has cut legs at the beginning of the month and ends at the end of the month, she has not been updated recently.

:D

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Ah, I got off topic by accident. Let’s go back and talk about what happened the day Gai Nie first discovered that his mobile phone could turn into a human.

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That day was so ordinary that it couldn't be more ordinary. The phone's automatic blocking of girls' messages the day before successfully made Gai Nie miss a colleague gathering initiated by Duanmu Rong.So Gai Nie planned to take the phone to a mobile phone shop for repairs this afternoon, but the teacher didn't see anything wrong after looking left and right.

This incident has happened more than once, Ge Nie is actually very calm, the two days when his mobile phone fails to be repaired are always the safest two days, he just intends to scare his mobile phone to make him calm It's only two days, and I don't really plan to spend money on repairs. :D

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However, the screen of the phone was completely black that night, and there was no response to any touch. The difference between it and a real walnut cracker lies in its appearance, and the difference between it and a salted fish lies in its pickling.

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It seems that this mobile phone is completely scrapped, so let's take this opportunity to do something that I haven't done before.

So Gai Nie decisively lifted the back cover of the phone, removed the battery and threw it into the bathtub half filled with cold water.

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Now is the time to witness miracles.

0.0001 seconds before the phone fell into the water, Gai Nie's phone disappeared out of thin air, replaced by a man with wide shoulders, narrow waist, big long legs, ape arms, broad chest, eight abs, handsome, unruly, white, long straight knees on the wall of Gai Nie's bathtub superior.

What a handsome man!

It's a pity that the buttocks are bare.

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It's not a pity at all, okay?

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The first thing Ge Nie said after seeing this man was:

"Can you put your clothes on first?"

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What are you doing?They are all men, which man has not seen a few men with bare buttocks while taking a bath in the bathhouse?Need to get excited?

Even if he is in good shape, Ge Nie himself is not bad, is he?

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"..." The man who suddenly appeared in Ge Nie's bathtub raised his finger and pointed at Ge Nie's crotch: "Give me back my kidney first."

Ge Nie: "...????"

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A man who suddenly appeared in my bathtub pointed at my crotch and asked me to return his kidney. Should I call the police?Waiting online, very urgent.

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No, no, the most urgent thing is to quickly get this man to put on his clothes.Otherwise, even if you call the police, the police will not be able to tell when they come.

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So the second sentence Gai Nie said to the other party was:

"At least put your pants on."

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"Stupid humans."

That day, Ge Nie heard the other party comment on him.

So high above, dismissive.

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It turned out that the other party was not only an exhibitionist, but also a secondary illness.

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This becomes a problem, how should an upright young man communicate with a person who is exposed to the second disease?

Ge Nie was distressed by this.

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If it is not enough to be soft, he can only be respectful first.

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When Gai Nie seemed calm but was having a storm in his head, the man in the bathtub was already impatient and stretched out his hands to be self-sufficient.

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Ge Nie looked at the outstretched hand in horror.

No!What he said is hard first and respect is not that hard!

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Gai Nie froze because of his brain, and couldn't move for a while, so he could only watch helplessly as the man reached into his crotch pocket and took out...

——Mobile phone battery and mobile phone back cover?

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What, you seem disappointed?

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"My name is Wei Zhuang." The man put his hands behind his back and turned his wrists. Ge Nie heard a slight click. The naked man put on a black tights in an instant, and his voice became even louder. Wei said in a low voice, "It's the mobile phone you planned to throw into the water before."

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Genie: "..."

Anyway, the man on the opposite side finally got dressed.

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Congrats, congratulations.

The author has something to say:

The previous collection was a bit of a mess because it contained too many articles, so I reopened the articles by category, and the collection was locked about two days after the update, sorry_(:з」∠)_