"This..." Yuzhou coughed dryly, and secretly decided to permanently blacklist the name Kabukisi.

"I have never seen such a dazzling golden light. It feels like my 24k titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are about to be blinded by the flash."

Yuzhou said with a dry smile, "Isn't there something more ordinary?"

"I don't know much." Jie Shu touched his beer belly and complained, and then reluctantly changed into the second set.

It is the founder of Mingxue who is ranked second.

Yuzhou's twitching eyelids settled down at this moment. He watched a certain classic "evil smile" try to appear on that familiar face, but he went away like a wild horse and never returned to the "sand sculpture smile" .

After 5 seconds of silence, Yuzhou reached out and covered his cheeks.

The picture is too beautiful to bear to look directly at.

"I don't want to let the Wang family go bankrupt, and I don't want to contract the fish pond. Please forgive me. Isn't there something more ordinary?"

"You!" Jie Shu was very angry, feeling that his efforts had been trampled upon.In a fit of rage, he changed into the skin he wore when he was tricked into digging high-energy fuel on the Red River Star.

He is 1 meters tall, with messy facial features, hanging eyes and thin lips, and a pimple on the tip of his nose.Only the eyebrows slanted into the temples, and they were quite heroic.It belongs to the type that is placed in the crowd, and no one will take a second look.

"Hmph, even if you beg me, I won't change it back!" Jie Shu said.

Yuzhou circled around him and smiled: "Not bad, not bad, a petty citizen like me is just right for a dwarf like you."

As he spoke, he touched Jieshu's hair, it was soft, exactly the same as the one in the manor.

However, Jieshu was not happy, looking at Yuzhou who was an inch taller than him, his whole face was stretched like the old lady's foot wrap, smelly and long.

"Don't, don't, the skin is going to be broken." Yuzhou took out a pair of sneakers and couldn't help laughing, "Just wear this, it's inner heightening."

Jieshu felt that he had been insulted, he slapped his shoes away, grabbed the muscles on the inner side of Yuzhou's forearm with lightning speed, flipped backwards, and pressed the annoying liar against the door panel .

Yuzhou let out a low cry, just about to struggle, but was held firmly by Jie Shu's knee, unable to move.

"I need this? I'm thousands of times your size!" Jieshu roared.

"Hey, it hurts, it hurts to death." Yuzhou yelled a few times hypocritically, then looked back pitifully, trying to pass the test by selling out.

But seeing Jie Shu snorted coldly, he was unmoved.

Yuzhou had no choice but to say: "I brought you a gift, if you do this again, I won't give it."

"Is there anything I want, I'm missing your gift!?" Ji Shu said arrogantly, but the hand that restrained Yuzhou was still loosened.

"Where's the stuff?" He sat on the toilet that had lost its lid, crossing his legs like a grandpa.

Heh, my mouth is wrong.Yuzhou flexed his wrist joints, then took out the oil card seized from the jersey, and took out two thermos cups, one on the left and one on the right, stuffing them in Jie Shu's arms, "Help me first."

Jie Shu held two thermos cups: "..."

Yuzhou took out 6 tanks of gasoline with labels from the blank card filled with fuel, and filled the narrow toilet compartment to the brim. He opened the lid of the fuel tank, picked up one of the tanks, and leaned over tremblingly.

"What are you doing?" Jie Shu was a little flustered by his stiff movements, afraid that if he didn't hold his hand firmly, he would be crushed to death by the fuel tank.

"Just pour a little into the cup." Yuzhou didn't expect that Moganxitou used a large 50l fuel tank, and with his current strength, it was still a bit useless to carry it.

"Okay." Jie Shu stood up, snatched the fuel tank angrily, "I'll do it."

The space in the toilet compartment is small, and it was crowded with two big men at first, but now there are 6 tanks of gas, and there is no place to stand. Yuzhou was forced to sit on the toilet without a lid, just in line with Jieshu changed positions.

“这个倒杯子的1/3。”渝州指着他手上的中石化92号油说道,接着又指向地上剩下的中石化95,98号油,“那两个也各倒1/3。”

Like an officer commanding his soldiers.

Jie Shu followed suit one by one: "What is this for?"

"Hush--" Yu Zhou put his index finger to his lips, "The next moment is to witness a miracle."

I saw Yuzhou pick up the thermos cup, put the lid on it, and shake the cup frantically like a bartender, chanting words, as if inviting God to his body.

"Choke-" I saw Yuzhou throwing the cup body into the air, when it reached the highest point, vines formed, bound the cup body, and threw it into Jieshu's hand like the sound of the tide.

"Are you juggling?" Jie Shu asked.

"It's not over yet." Yuzhou rummaged through his space, but couldn't find any lemons. Among the only fruits - cucumbers and durians, he chose a green cucumber, cut out a slice, and put it in the mouth of the cup, "Don't worry , there is one last step left.”

As he spoke, he took off his leaves and put them in the cup.Seeing the verdant leaves twirling on the oil layer, and stopped timidly, Yuzhou smiled and said: "Okay, last time you said you like to eat high-energy fuel, I specially went to learn how to cook a dish , next, please taste the cocktail and oil tour around the world brought to you by Yuzhou, a special oil blender of Sinopec Group, a three-star Michelin restaurant."

Jie Shu was stunned for a while, and took a sip of doubt.

"How is it?" Yuzhou asked.

"It's as light as white water, with a foul smell." Jie Shu pinched the leaf in disgust and threw it to the ground.

"That's because I met [Pollypoli dog's love mark]." Yuzhou explained, "I see that the rags on the ground are gone, you picked them up, you can smell them too That smell?"

"Fart, I'm not a dog!"

"Then how did you find me, Card?"

"Heh, I still need a card to find you," Jie Shu smiled contemptuously, and took another big sip of oil: "You are much cuter than a dog."

Yuzhou's mouth opened slightly, and the famous scene "You're So Showy" began to be played on a loop in his mind.

Hehe, goodbye manually.Yuzhou complained in his heart, but his heart was like a mirror, and if he was able to find him, it was most likely the reason for the mark.

It's just that he was a little confused. Doesn't the mark have a distance limit, and the copy where he settled can be found from tens of millions of light-years away?

No, it's impossible. If the scope of the mark's influence is so large, then from the very beginning, when the two appeared on the Titania, Jie Shu should have deeply rooted in him instead of shouting and killing him.

Could it be that the positioning card was used again?

Yuzhou: "Are you looking for my scent to enter this dungeon? Or use cards to locate it?"

"Stop being so sentimental, I came in with Fen Shuangyan, and I didn't even know you were here before I smelled you." Jie Shu spat out two dots of oily foam

These words are sonorous and powerful, but Yuzhou doesn't believe it at all. How can Fen Shuangyan have so many [that thing] to look for? Novice book, isn't this stupid?

Jie Shu wiped his mouth: "You know, you and her are not in the same order of magnitude in my heart."

"I can see it, I can see it." Yuzhou nodded again and again, but asked an irrelevant question, "Wei Xiao, are they all dead?"

"Who is Wei Xiao?"

"The one with the blue and black pattern on his face. There are already 12 characters on the top of his head." Yuzhou briefly described Wei Xiao's appearance.

Jie Shu thought for a while, "He has a card [Escape] in his hand. After being killed by me 4 times, he left the instance directly. The rest are all dead."

"Then you must have worked hard." Yuzhou asked hypocritically.

"Nonsense, I ran 5 or 6 laps around the whole city, killed them more than 20 times, and I didn't even have time to drink my saliva, and then I found you dead again, hehe, can't you be more peaceful!"

"I know I'm too weak, and there's nothing I can do to repay you." Yuzhou stood up from the toilet, pushed Jie Shu to sit on the seat, and squeezed his hand holding the cup, "You run around for me After walking west for 6 hours, you should be thirsty, drink more to replenish your body."

"What 6 hours, it's 15!" Jie Shu took another big gulp of gasoline as if venting his anger.

Yuzhou suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, it turned out to be 15 hours."

As he spoke, he laughed maliciously.

Jie Shu's spine was chilled by his laughter, and he almost spewed out a mouthful of gasoline, his tentacles were all tangled together: "You, what do you want to do?"

"I don't want to do anything, I just want to ask you a simple math problem."

"?"

"Question, this dungeon has just been opened for 16 hours, and you spent 15 hours on me. Excuse me, how much time did you spend on Fen Shuangyan?"

Jie Shu was taken aback for a moment, and then his face turned blue and red, like a palette of colors.

"Is the math problem for primary school students difficult to calculate? 16 minus 15 is equal to..." Yuzhou's lips curled up, and he leaned down and whispered in Jieshu's ear, "0."

"I don't know if I'm right?"

The "color palette" finally turned into a liver color: "..."

Yu Zhou held his chin up as if he was watching a good show, and looked at the man in front of him in such a state of embarrassment. Just about to tease him a few more words, but he saw the man smashing his head against the high wall behind him like a foolish angry bird. Flushed out of the toilet.

Stones and dust flew around, leaving a human-shaped pothole on the white wall, in an extremely awkward posture.

Before Yuzhou could react, Jie Shu had already disappeared.

"No way, just run away?" Yuzhou murmured to himself, brushing his hair swept by the strong wind.

He slowly supported the toilet and sat down. Wei Xiao's departure made him breathe a sigh of relief, and now he has Jieshu by his side. Suddenly it became bright.

"Now, I can finally lie down and win." Yuzhou sighed. Facing the warm afternoon sun, he made himself a cup of hot cappuccino with solid alcohol in the quiet room with mottled light and shadows.

Holding Peppa Pig's cup, Yuzhou took a sip of the light foam on the coffee, and narrowed his eyes lazily: "Ah, this is life."

However, at this moment, in the sewer that he could not see, a pair of eyes without pupils loomed, and the black flames surrounding it flowed violently along the curved pipe like boiling water vapor.

It rolled and jumped onto Yuzhou's body without anyone noticing it.

After 1 second, Peppa Pig kissed the ground with her pink cheeks, and was hit on the forehead by the falling black letter "ka", and immediately fell apart.

In the afternoon, the sun shines into the unoccupied toilets, and the small toilets on the street that have been dusty for a long time are once again quiet.

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16-15 0 =

Have you learned the love formula of Ashu and Zhouzhou?

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With the strange death of Zhouzhou, an important turning point of the dungeon is coming.

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