Ten-Dimensional Covenant [Unlimited]
Chapter 156 Name Battle
At this moment, the manhole cover that fell on the side of the road suddenly flew over, like Captain America's vibrating gold shield, and cut off two branches in Yuzhou.
"Hiss." Accompanied by Yuzhou's soft cry, the manhole cover tightly filled the sewer opening.
And in that dark abyss, a muffled hum carried countless echoes, falling towards the endless depths
Yuzhou was surprised, and looked sideways, and saw that the Koch-like creature was bowing its waist, with its four feet and belly sticking to the ground, and its right hand was still in a throwing motion.
At this time, his red eyes shone fiercely, as if he wanted to swallow Yuzhou in one bite.
Yuzhou took a step back, but to his surprise, the thing ran faster than him, and its vigorous figure jumped out like lightning, and disappeared behind the building within a few breaths.
Naturally, Yuzhou couldn't let him leave easily, so he took out [Jump Start] and chased after him.
However, after turning a corner, the thing disappeared completely.
Yuzhou panted heavily, looking around at the silent everything.Dead trees, deserted streets, empty houses.In this death-like world, something has been hiding in the dark, peeping at him.
In the shade of trees, behind windows of dwellings, and under manhole covers.
Perhaps at this time, it was stuck behind his back.
A gust of wind blew, and Yuzhou turned his head sharply.
Nothing at all.
Yuzhou broke out in a cold sweat, his hands and feet were cold, and he sat slumped on the stone steps against the wall.
"What the hell are they?" He murmured, and there were many questions, but he couldn't find a clue.At this moment, a white light flashed.Five players land across the street from him.
Yuzhou was startled, and then burst into ecstasy.As long as someone comes, it seems that he is not the only one who has this kind of closed treatment.
Yuzhou groped along the corner of the wall.Those are 5 alien players, who look a lot like a card he owns - [a piece of shit].
He is short in stature, not reaching Yuzhou's calf, with two small eyes on his brown-black skin, and his slender stick-like hands and feet swaying at will.
One of the five said, "Damn it, how could that bedbug have such a disgusting card [Magnifying Glass] on it."
"Fortunately, there is a random teleportation card that escaped. If the name is magnified ten times, it will be completely finished." Another person said.
"Did you find out? Isn't this where we hung up in the morning?"
Hearing this, the five of them suddenly became restless, "Why did you come back here again? I don't know if that horrible thing has left?"
"Be careful, we were killed without even seeing his face, and we don't know what it is."
Yuzhou could hear it clearly from hiding in the dark.It seems that he was thinking wrong, this world is still the original world.It's just that when he fell asleep, a certain terrifying existence appeared here, driving away all the players.
Is it that strange creature with a human face, or that horrible creature in the sewer with only the whites of its eyes?Yu Zhou felt sorry for him, did he wake up some terrible monster?
Just as Yuzhou was thinking, several people had already walked towards him.
Yuzhou quickly climbed up to the roof and hung down like vines. He wanted to follow them secretly, but when he passed by, he found that one of them had the word "Sing" on his head.
Yuzhou: "..."
Percy rushed towards the center of the city with his four unlucky brothers. He walked at the front of the line, silently recited the names of the ancestors of the Zonta clan, and prayed one by one in alphabetical order that he could think of of all gods.
But anxiety still reverberated in his heart.That feeling of terror appeared when he first landed, and it has not subsided for a long time.
Percy wanted to back off, but as the big brother, he had reason to be at the forefront.
"Podong, don't look around. We have to get out of here as quickly as possible." Percy reprimanded his naughty little brother.
"No, something is coming, it seems to be a human race." Bodong defended.
"Human race?" Percy looked in the direction of his finger, and with just one glance, he wanted to punch his little brother to death. The terrifying aura that emanated was what kind of fresh and delicious human being, and it was clearly a monster in human skin.
The thing yawned, stretched comfortably, and said lazily, "Good morning, have you eaten yet?"
"Boom—" Percy knelt down.
Yuzhou was taken aback. Hearing these five people chatting just now, he learned that they had never seen the monster's true face, so he wanted to use the monster's name to defraud the five people. If the other party was afraid, he would directly give the word "sing" to Him, that would be the best.
Unexpectedly, the effect of this fraud is surprisingly good.The five alien players knelt down for him on the spot, and Yuzhou was dumbfounded. Could it be that the psychological quality of alien friends is so poor?
But anyway, this is an opportunity.
"Hey, you guys know that I didn't eat breakfast and I plan to volunteer myself, that's really great." Yu Zhou innocently said a bloodthirsty sentence.
"No, no, no." The five of Percy hugged together.
"I, I don't eat." Pobei's teeth chattered.
"I, my meat is sour, it's not tasty." Bo Zhong quickly took a step back.
"Eat them, don't eat me. I have an infectious disease. If you eat them, I will have irregular menstruation, uterine prolapse, and unbalanced estrogen secretion." Bonan said.
"Brother, go on, as a big brother, you should take the lead." Bo Dong yelled.
"Fart," Bossy was angry, and punched him on the forehead, and then said to Yuzhou, "They are all younger than me, and their meat is softer than mine. Eat them."
Five people, you hit me, I hit you, it's a joy. .
Fearing that this is their usual tactic—to lower the enemy’s defenses, Yuzhou transformed part of his body into vines, "Okay, it doesn't look good to you. Leave the money to buy the way and go. "
However, these five people didn't seem to hear what he said, and they had already moved from talking to hands.Wrenches, screws, masks, and weird things that couldn't be named fell out of their pockets.One even flew over to wipe Yuzhou's face.
Sure enough, these alien creatures are not so easily at the mercy of others.They are testing him, wanting to see him show his true skills and stop this dispute.If Yuzhou can't show its real skills, they will never stop.
Yuzhou felt a little regretful. If he had known earlier, he would not be greedy for petty gain, and just proposed an exchange.
But the matter has come to this point, Yuzhou must not back down now, as long as he takes a step back, the five people will be able to see his true face as a soft-footed shrimp, and his life may not be saved when he falls.
Just when Yuzhou was in a dilemma, the five of them all stopped and looked at him anxiously.
What happened?Yuzhou doesn't know why.
"My lord, how many characters do you want, just tell me." Bo Zhong said while wiping away his tears. His tears and his body are in the same color system, and it's really hard to tell them apart without looking carefully.
Yu Zhou squeezed the [Jump Start] in his pocket, could it be that he was worrying too much, these five guys are not as smart as he thought?
No, he believes that in the world of the convention, there are smart people who are powerless, super experts with simple minds, and all-rounders who combine the advantages of both, but there are no weak and stupid people.
Then...
Looking at the four people in panic, Yuzhou smiled knowingly, and stretched out four fingers: "Four."
"4! There are adults, there are old people, there are children, there are children. Please give us a way to survive." Bonan cried like he had dropped a g seed.
"Five." Yuzhou added another finger.
"5, then you might as well kill us all." Bo Dong regarded death as home.
"You bastard!" Posy punched him on the forehead again, and then offered Yuzhou a cigarette with a flattering smile, "My lord, you just want a cigarette, we have something to discuss."
Looking at this scene, Yuzhou's mood became brighter, and he even became a little playful.He wrung his fingers and made a gesture of 6 impatiently: "3."
"Three?" Percy froze for a moment.
"No more nonsense, only 7." Yuzhou gestured for 7.
"My lord, let's discuss it." After finishing speaking, Percy pressed the heads of the four brothers together.
"Is he stupid?"
"Isn't 5 after 6?"
"He is from the four-star Earth. I heard that the people there don't know how to count."
"Hurry up and give it, it won't be good when he reacts."
The five people quickly straightened up with a flattering smile, "My lord, which three do you have your eye on?"
"This, this, and this. Hey, no, why are there only three of them." Yuzhou rubbed his head stupidly.
"My lord, that's right, there are three of them."
"Yes, yes, you can't go back on your word."
"Quick, give me the characters."
The five people frantically traded the characters to Yuzhou, and looked at him eagerly.
Yu Zhou rubbed his chin in distress, "Is this really the case?"
"Yes, yes!" The five of them nodded in unison.
"Oh, then what are you still doing here, are you paying tribute to me?"
"No, no, no, we're leaving." The 5 people took a few steps back, and then ran away quickly.
Watching the 5 piles of shit leave, when Yuzhou looked at the words "sing", "up", and "beautiful" above his head, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth for no reason.
Stepping into the nearest building, Yuzhou goes all the way inward along the circular aisle. It looks like a toilet. The compartment and the toilet are both cylindrical. Due to the lack of people for a long time, the white lid is a little yellowish, but the toilet However, the door of Ge Ge has not been stained with the imprint of time at all, and it is still brand new.
Yuzhou chose the innermost toilet cubicle, wiped the lid with a napkin, and sat on it.
After sitting upright for a while, he suddenly sighed, then took out a knife, and cut the vein in his left hand without blinking.
A continuously cut red thread flowed out from the wound.
He sat there, propping his head with his good right hand, quietly watching the pool of blood on the ground getting bigger and bigger.
As the blood left the body, Yuzhou's face became paler and paler, but he didn't stop, just looked at the top of the toilet cubicle probingly, as if there was some treasure on the clear dome that he was very interested in .
Time passed by every minute and every second.Just as his face was turning blue, the toilet seat under him exploded.
"boom--"
The huge momentum pushed Yu Zhou to the toilet door, and white fragments exploded everywhere. The thing with a human face crawled out of the toilet, looking at him angrily.
Yuzhou hadn't recovered from the sudden loud noise, his heart was pounding.Although he knew that the person who was spying on him was nearby, he never thought that he would hide under his ass.
"Are you tired of work, aren't you? What kind of pulse do you want to cut!" The weird creature's forehead bulged with veins, grabbed Yuzhou's hand and said angrily.
Yuzhou didn't answer his question, but just withdrew his hand and said angrily, "You two, you all want to scare me to death so that you can inherit my inheritance, right?"
As he spoke, he simply bandaged the wound with a cloth strip, "Where are your characters, why can't you see your characters?"
"Cover it with a card," the creature roughly took Yuzhou's hand, and applied a whole bottle of wound medicine to his wound, "Besides, when did I scare you!? It's your psychological quality It's too low, a guy who is useless and causes trouble every day!"
"Well, it's my fault." Yuzhou smiled and agreed to this persona.
The creature felt full of anger hitting the ball of cotton, unable to exert its strength.He could only say with a dark face: "How did you find me? My hiding should be flawless."
No flaws?
Yuzhou thinks that it may be necessary to re-understand these four words:
"In this world full of crises, if from a certain moment, your greatest enemy let you go for no reason, all potential enemies disappeared overnight, and you would still be safe and sound by provoking dangerous underground creatures to your death. What's more, 5 An alien creature, bowing down to you and agreeing to all your unreasonable demands. Everything of this kind can only show..."
"One question." Yuzhou leaned against the toilet door and stretched out a finger, "There is an extremely powerful person behind me to protect me."
Powerful enough to quickly traverse hunting grounds, find any player in the game, and kill them.That's why those five guys seriously considered the extremely unreasonable request of giving him five characters.Yuzhou said secretly in his heart.
He looked at the strange face in front of him: "I thought about it, among all the people I know, the only one who has the strength to do this is of course..."
The creature raised its chin "lonely".
Yuzhou: "We are both powerful and rich, and we are also a humorous Mr. Jieshu."
"Shut up, you can't get around this stalk, right!?" Jie Shu's "Guao" chin crooked angrily, and in a rage, he grabbed Yuzhou's nape and lifted him like a hamster. up,
"You weak species, you said that those five race cards are useless cards, you still use them! Now you can't even beat a few humans, so let me help you solve them one by one. But those few have not been solved yet. , you tm died again, can't you let me save some time, ah!?"
Yuzhou turned into a wisteria with hanging tails as soon as it was mentioned, and climbed to the ground along the door of the toilet: "Why, you have prepared a high-level race card for me, and you want to give it to me. Me?"
Jie Shu was taken aback, and looked at the sss gold card [Hojadak] placed in the first row and first column in the space: "You, you, you are dreaming, how is it possible."
"Ah, really? Could it be because I'm shy and embarrassed to give it away? It's okay, I'll help you think of an excuse," Yuzhou paused, pressed his fingers on his throat, and said in a rough voice whispered,
"Well, in the last round, wasn't there a reward for getting the Dream Stone? The reward was a gold card. You know that I am so powerful that I don't need a gold card at all, so I gave it to you."
Jie Shu's hand in his pocket froze, and there was a crumpled cheat sheet in his hand.The above content is almost the same as what Yuzhou said.
He was ashamed and annoyed, as soon as he pressed his fingertips hard, the cheat sheet was blown into dust and annihilated, and the gold card was also thrown into the decomposition furnace, but he said stubbornly: "You fart, you are dreaming!"
Yuzhou dodged his spit: "Okay, okay, just pretend I'm dreaming. But don't become angry and destroy the card, it's a good thing."
Jie Shu looked at a pile of golden powder in the space: "..."
Yuzhou looked at the distraught Jieshu, and asked cautiously: "Could it be that you have already broken up?"
"Shut up, shut up!" Jie Shu punched the partition, the huge hole penetrated through 3 compartments, leading to the street, he panted heavily, "I never prepared [Hojadak] , and never disassembled it, let alone prepared an excuse, so don’t lie!”
Yuzhou: "..."
Jieshu: "..."
Yuzhou: "..."
Jie Shu: "Then what..."
Before he finished speaking, Yuzhou finished the next sentence for him: "What happened just now, why can't I remember anything?"
As he said that, he still imitated Jie Shu's way, scratching his hair stupidly.
Jie Shu clenched his iron fist tightly, and the veins on it burst out:
One day, he must tear this guy into pieces!Speaking of the broken corpse, Jie Shu remembered another thing: "I gave you the pill, why didn't you take it!"
Yuzhou: "..."
"Are you going to depend on me for the rest of your life! Let me tell you, stop daydreaming, I like Fen Shuangyan, and it is absolutely impossible to have that kind of unclear relationship with you!" Jie Shu said, consciously pulling back Yicheng showed a sand sculpture smile.
Yu Zhou also laughed with him, smiling and laughing, but Jie Shu couldn't laugh anymore, this damned liar, is he planning to set him up again?
Seeing him looking like he was facing a formidable enemy, Yuzhou laughed even more happily. After laughing, he took out the basketball-sized pill: "I can't swallow this thing, why don't you show me it. How do you swallow it raw?"
"What's so difficult?" Jie Shu swallowed the pill in Yuzhou's hand with one mouth, only to see that his head had doubled in size, and even the spoon-shaped face had returned to a normal balloon shape, the eyes bulged out under the squeeze.
"Okay, I got it, spit it out quickly." Yuzhou felt a little terrified, "This medicine is designed according to the body shape of your race, of course we humans can't swallow it."
"Garbage race, if you are so weak, you should disappear forever in the long river of history." Although Jie Shu's mouth was not forgiving, his body took a big step forward, and his right hand caught Yuzhou's chin , Two fingers opened his mouth, inserted straight into his throat, measured the width of his throat, then pulled it out in disgust, wiped it on his pants, "Damn, why is it so narrow. This must at least be simplified 52 times."
"Ugh." Yuzhou's throat was irritated, and he retched several times before he recovered, and then took a tissue to wipe off the saliva that flowed out.
To be honest, he is really incapable of accepting the face of Jieshu. The conversation from a distance just now was okay, but now the observation from a distance is a bit scary, as if the richest man in country m really stood in front of him and passed by. The abstract treatment of the great painter Malevich.
"Isn't your body an octopus? This game is not a role-playing game, why do you look like a human?" Yuzhou asked.
"This is skin, don't you understand?"
"Skin?" Yu Zhou inadvertently thought of the money-making routines that the major online games have always enjoyed. "I didn't expect that even the Ten-Dimensional Convention would not be able to resist the temptation of skin. It's scary, it's really scary."
"What mess are you thinking about?" Jie Shu glanced at him suspiciously, "The main tower of Sarahville is only 10 meters high on each floor, the central bank is 8 meters high, and the Kissinger showroom is even smaller, only 3 meters high. Small space, no skin, how can you let a big and strong species like me squeeze in?"
Yuzhou: "So that's it. So, I can also put on skin and become another race?"
Jie Shu: "Naturally. What race do you want to become? It can't be my race, huh, give up, my race has hard skin, big body, and few people buy it, so it can only be customized, and each set is unique. It's a sky-high price, you can't afford it, even if you broke your fortune and bought a set, I won't fall in love with you because of your appearance, you know, I'm not that kind of superficial person."
"So, human skin should be quite cheap." Yuzhou thought deeply, "After all, the population base is large and the body is small. After wearing it, foreigners can immediately hide in the crowd, whether it is entering a small building or hiding their identity. , are extremely convenient. The more people buy, the higher the output will be, and the price will naturally come down.”
"That's right, the cheapest one for 100 yuan, buy 3 get 1 free, and it also includes free shipping, but the quality is a bit poor, and it will break when you pierce it with a needle, just like you." Jie Shu mocked.
"What do you mean, the skin cannot be used in battle?"
"It can be used, but it will burst when it is damaged, like a balloon, boom, and explode." Jieshu said, "Unless you make advanced customization, the best skin can withstand 1000000p power, and the appearance and body can also be freely chosen. It is equivalent to A sss defense card."
"What about yours? The famous master of the deep sea won't use the land to spread the goods, right?"
"What do you think?" Jie Shu snorted coldly, "I used to be idle and bored, so I got a few sets of human skins, and each set of images was specially designed by Kabukis, the top designer of [Vientiane Group]. It has been polished for several months, how about it, have you never seen such a handsome one?"
As he spoke, Jie Shu walked around in front of Yuzhou "scratching his head and showing off his pose".
He would never tell the liar that he bought a [Hacker Realm] from the black market, connected to the network where the liar is located, and then searched for "the man most wanted to marry in the world", and voted on a seemingly tall man. In the forum, I found the characters in the top three.Let Kabukisi do the same thing and make three sets.
I think this trash has never seen such a handsome person until now.Jie Shu was secretly complacent, and pushed out the beer belly of the richest man, Koch, who was pregnant in October.
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Two in one, something will happen tomorrow.No more.
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The meaning of the existence of the skin is not limited to the one mentioned by A Shu, which will be explained one by one later.
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Skin designer Kabukis is a talented artist, but the artist's ideas are always very special. Because of Koch's bulging belly, he designed his face into a spoon shape, making the skin uneven and perfect In line with the "s" type of the highest aesthetics of art-of course, this aesthetics only exists in the race of Kabukis.
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This dungeon is not that simple. Although Gong has come to Shou, the mystery will not be solved.
"Hiss." Accompanied by Yuzhou's soft cry, the manhole cover tightly filled the sewer opening.
And in that dark abyss, a muffled hum carried countless echoes, falling towards the endless depths
Yuzhou was surprised, and looked sideways, and saw that the Koch-like creature was bowing its waist, with its four feet and belly sticking to the ground, and its right hand was still in a throwing motion.
At this time, his red eyes shone fiercely, as if he wanted to swallow Yuzhou in one bite.
Yuzhou took a step back, but to his surprise, the thing ran faster than him, and its vigorous figure jumped out like lightning, and disappeared behind the building within a few breaths.
Naturally, Yuzhou couldn't let him leave easily, so he took out [Jump Start] and chased after him.
However, after turning a corner, the thing disappeared completely.
Yuzhou panted heavily, looking around at the silent everything.Dead trees, deserted streets, empty houses.In this death-like world, something has been hiding in the dark, peeping at him.
In the shade of trees, behind windows of dwellings, and under manhole covers.
Perhaps at this time, it was stuck behind his back.
A gust of wind blew, and Yuzhou turned his head sharply.
Nothing at all.
Yuzhou broke out in a cold sweat, his hands and feet were cold, and he sat slumped on the stone steps against the wall.
"What the hell are they?" He murmured, and there were many questions, but he couldn't find a clue.At this moment, a white light flashed.Five players land across the street from him.
Yuzhou was startled, and then burst into ecstasy.As long as someone comes, it seems that he is not the only one who has this kind of closed treatment.
Yuzhou groped along the corner of the wall.Those are 5 alien players, who look a lot like a card he owns - [a piece of shit].
He is short in stature, not reaching Yuzhou's calf, with two small eyes on his brown-black skin, and his slender stick-like hands and feet swaying at will.
One of the five said, "Damn it, how could that bedbug have such a disgusting card [Magnifying Glass] on it."
"Fortunately, there is a random teleportation card that escaped. If the name is magnified ten times, it will be completely finished." Another person said.
"Did you find out? Isn't this where we hung up in the morning?"
Hearing this, the five of them suddenly became restless, "Why did you come back here again? I don't know if that horrible thing has left?"
"Be careful, we were killed without even seeing his face, and we don't know what it is."
Yuzhou could hear it clearly from hiding in the dark.It seems that he was thinking wrong, this world is still the original world.It's just that when he fell asleep, a certain terrifying existence appeared here, driving away all the players.
Is it that strange creature with a human face, or that horrible creature in the sewer with only the whites of its eyes?Yu Zhou felt sorry for him, did he wake up some terrible monster?
Just as Yuzhou was thinking, several people had already walked towards him.
Yuzhou quickly climbed up to the roof and hung down like vines. He wanted to follow them secretly, but when he passed by, he found that one of them had the word "Sing" on his head.
Yuzhou: "..."
Percy rushed towards the center of the city with his four unlucky brothers. He walked at the front of the line, silently recited the names of the ancestors of the Zonta clan, and prayed one by one in alphabetical order that he could think of of all gods.
But anxiety still reverberated in his heart.That feeling of terror appeared when he first landed, and it has not subsided for a long time.
Percy wanted to back off, but as the big brother, he had reason to be at the forefront.
"Podong, don't look around. We have to get out of here as quickly as possible." Percy reprimanded his naughty little brother.
"No, something is coming, it seems to be a human race." Bodong defended.
"Human race?" Percy looked in the direction of his finger, and with just one glance, he wanted to punch his little brother to death. The terrifying aura that emanated was what kind of fresh and delicious human being, and it was clearly a monster in human skin.
The thing yawned, stretched comfortably, and said lazily, "Good morning, have you eaten yet?"
"Boom—" Percy knelt down.
Yuzhou was taken aback. Hearing these five people chatting just now, he learned that they had never seen the monster's true face, so he wanted to use the monster's name to defraud the five people. If the other party was afraid, he would directly give the word "sing" to Him, that would be the best.
Unexpectedly, the effect of this fraud is surprisingly good.The five alien players knelt down for him on the spot, and Yuzhou was dumbfounded. Could it be that the psychological quality of alien friends is so poor?
But anyway, this is an opportunity.
"Hey, you guys know that I didn't eat breakfast and I plan to volunteer myself, that's really great." Yu Zhou innocently said a bloodthirsty sentence.
"No, no, no." The five of Percy hugged together.
"I, I don't eat." Pobei's teeth chattered.
"I, my meat is sour, it's not tasty." Bo Zhong quickly took a step back.
"Eat them, don't eat me. I have an infectious disease. If you eat them, I will have irregular menstruation, uterine prolapse, and unbalanced estrogen secretion." Bonan said.
"Brother, go on, as a big brother, you should take the lead." Bo Dong yelled.
"Fart," Bossy was angry, and punched him on the forehead, and then said to Yuzhou, "They are all younger than me, and their meat is softer than mine. Eat them."
Five people, you hit me, I hit you, it's a joy. .
Fearing that this is their usual tactic—to lower the enemy’s defenses, Yuzhou transformed part of his body into vines, "Okay, it doesn't look good to you. Leave the money to buy the way and go. "
However, these five people didn't seem to hear what he said, and they had already moved from talking to hands.Wrenches, screws, masks, and weird things that couldn't be named fell out of their pockets.One even flew over to wipe Yuzhou's face.
Sure enough, these alien creatures are not so easily at the mercy of others.They are testing him, wanting to see him show his true skills and stop this dispute.If Yuzhou can't show its real skills, they will never stop.
Yuzhou felt a little regretful. If he had known earlier, he would not be greedy for petty gain, and just proposed an exchange.
But the matter has come to this point, Yuzhou must not back down now, as long as he takes a step back, the five people will be able to see his true face as a soft-footed shrimp, and his life may not be saved when he falls.
Just when Yuzhou was in a dilemma, the five of them all stopped and looked at him anxiously.
What happened?Yuzhou doesn't know why.
"My lord, how many characters do you want, just tell me." Bo Zhong said while wiping away his tears. His tears and his body are in the same color system, and it's really hard to tell them apart without looking carefully.
Yu Zhou squeezed the [Jump Start] in his pocket, could it be that he was worrying too much, these five guys are not as smart as he thought?
No, he believes that in the world of the convention, there are smart people who are powerless, super experts with simple minds, and all-rounders who combine the advantages of both, but there are no weak and stupid people.
Then...
Looking at the four people in panic, Yuzhou smiled knowingly, and stretched out four fingers: "Four."
"4! There are adults, there are old people, there are children, there are children. Please give us a way to survive." Bonan cried like he had dropped a g seed.
"Five." Yuzhou added another finger.
"5, then you might as well kill us all." Bo Dong regarded death as home.
"You bastard!" Posy punched him on the forehead again, and then offered Yuzhou a cigarette with a flattering smile, "My lord, you just want a cigarette, we have something to discuss."
Looking at this scene, Yuzhou's mood became brighter, and he even became a little playful.He wrung his fingers and made a gesture of 6 impatiently: "3."
"Three?" Percy froze for a moment.
"No more nonsense, only 7." Yuzhou gestured for 7.
"My lord, let's discuss it." After finishing speaking, Percy pressed the heads of the four brothers together.
"Is he stupid?"
"Isn't 5 after 6?"
"He is from the four-star Earth. I heard that the people there don't know how to count."
"Hurry up and give it, it won't be good when he reacts."
The five people quickly straightened up with a flattering smile, "My lord, which three do you have your eye on?"
"This, this, and this. Hey, no, why are there only three of them." Yuzhou rubbed his head stupidly.
"My lord, that's right, there are three of them."
"Yes, yes, you can't go back on your word."
"Quick, give me the characters."
The five people frantically traded the characters to Yuzhou, and looked at him eagerly.
Yu Zhou rubbed his chin in distress, "Is this really the case?"
"Yes, yes!" The five of them nodded in unison.
"Oh, then what are you still doing here, are you paying tribute to me?"
"No, no, no, we're leaving." The 5 people took a few steps back, and then ran away quickly.
Watching the 5 piles of shit leave, when Yuzhou looked at the words "sing", "up", and "beautiful" above his head, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth for no reason.
Stepping into the nearest building, Yuzhou goes all the way inward along the circular aisle. It looks like a toilet. The compartment and the toilet are both cylindrical. Due to the lack of people for a long time, the white lid is a little yellowish, but the toilet However, the door of Ge Ge has not been stained with the imprint of time at all, and it is still brand new.
Yuzhou chose the innermost toilet cubicle, wiped the lid with a napkin, and sat on it.
After sitting upright for a while, he suddenly sighed, then took out a knife, and cut the vein in his left hand without blinking.
A continuously cut red thread flowed out from the wound.
He sat there, propping his head with his good right hand, quietly watching the pool of blood on the ground getting bigger and bigger.
As the blood left the body, Yuzhou's face became paler and paler, but he didn't stop, just looked at the top of the toilet cubicle probingly, as if there was some treasure on the clear dome that he was very interested in .
Time passed by every minute and every second.Just as his face was turning blue, the toilet seat under him exploded.
"boom--"
The huge momentum pushed Yu Zhou to the toilet door, and white fragments exploded everywhere. The thing with a human face crawled out of the toilet, looking at him angrily.
Yuzhou hadn't recovered from the sudden loud noise, his heart was pounding.Although he knew that the person who was spying on him was nearby, he never thought that he would hide under his ass.
"Are you tired of work, aren't you? What kind of pulse do you want to cut!" The weird creature's forehead bulged with veins, grabbed Yuzhou's hand and said angrily.
Yuzhou didn't answer his question, but just withdrew his hand and said angrily, "You two, you all want to scare me to death so that you can inherit my inheritance, right?"
As he spoke, he simply bandaged the wound with a cloth strip, "Where are your characters, why can't you see your characters?"
"Cover it with a card," the creature roughly took Yuzhou's hand, and applied a whole bottle of wound medicine to his wound, "Besides, when did I scare you!? It's your psychological quality It's too low, a guy who is useless and causes trouble every day!"
"Well, it's my fault." Yuzhou smiled and agreed to this persona.
The creature felt full of anger hitting the ball of cotton, unable to exert its strength.He could only say with a dark face: "How did you find me? My hiding should be flawless."
No flaws?
Yuzhou thinks that it may be necessary to re-understand these four words:
"In this world full of crises, if from a certain moment, your greatest enemy let you go for no reason, all potential enemies disappeared overnight, and you would still be safe and sound by provoking dangerous underground creatures to your death. What's more, 5 An alien creature, bowing down to you and agreeing to all your unreasonable demands. Everything of this kind can only show..."
"One question." Yuzhou leaned against the toilet door and stretched out a finger, "There is an extremely powerful person behind me to protect me."
Powerful enough to quickly traverse hunting grounds, find any player in the game, and kill them.That's why those five guys seriously considered the extremely unreasonable request of giving him five characters.Yuzhou said secretly in his heart.
He looked at the strange face in front of him: "I thought about it, among all the people I know, the only one who has the strength to do this is of course..."
The creature raised its chin "lonely".
Yuzhou: "We are both powerful and rich, and we are also a humorous Mr. Jieshu."
"Shut up, you can't get around this stalk, right!?" Jie Shu's "Guao" chin crooked angrily, and in a rage, he grabbed Yuzhou's nape and lifted him like a hamster. up,
"You weak species, you said that those five race cards are useless cards, you still use them! Now you can't even beat a few humans, so let me help you solve them one by one. But those few have not been solved yet. , you tm died again, can't you let me save some time, ah!?"
Yuzhou turned into a wisteria with hanging tails as soon as it was mentioned, and climbed to the ground along the door of the toilet: "Why, you have prepared a high-level race card for me, and you want to give it to me. Me?"
Jie Shu was taken aback, and looked at the sss gold card [Hojadak] placed in the first row and first column in the space: "You, you, you are dreaming, how is it possible."
"Ah, really? Could it be because I'm shy and embarrassed to give it away? It's okay, I'll help you think of an excuse," Yuzhou paused, pressed his fingers on his throat, and said in a rough voice whispered,
"Well, in the last round, wasn't there a reward for getting the Dream Stone? The reward was a gold card. You know that I am so powerful that I don't need a gold card at all, so I gave it to you."
Jie Shu's hand in his pocket froze, and there was a crumpled cheat sheet in his hand.The above content is almost the same as what Yuzhou said.
He was ashamed and annoyed, as soon as he pressed his fingertips hard, the cheat sheet was blown into dust and annihilated, and the gold card was also thrown into the decomposition furnace, but he said stubbornly: "You fart, you are dreaming!"
Yuzhou dodged his spit: "Okay, okay, just pretend I'm dreaming. But don't become angry and destroy the card, it's a good thing."
Jie Shu looked at a pile of golden powder in the space: "..."
Yuzhou looked at the distraught Jieshu, and asked cautiously: "Could it be that you have already broken up?"
"Shut up, shut up!" Jie Shu punched the partition, the huge hole penetrated through 3 compartments, leading to the street, he panted heavily, "I never prepared [Hojadak] , and never disassembled it, let alone prepared an excuse, so don’t lie!”
Yuzhou: "..."
Jieshu: "..."
Yuzhou: "..."
Jie Shu: "Then what..."
Before he finished speaking, Yuzhou finished the next sentence for him: "What happened just now, why can't I remember anything?"
As he said that, he still imitated Jie Shu's way, scratching his hair stupidly.
Jie Shu clenched his iron fist tightly, and the veins on it burst out:
One day, he must tear this guy into pieces!Speaking of the broken corpse, Jie Shu remembered another thing: "I gave you the pill, why didn't you take it!"
Yuzhou: "..."
"Are you going to depend on me for the rest of your life! Let me tell you, stop daydreaming, I like Fen Shuangyan, and it is absolutely impossible to have that kind of unclear relationship with you!" Jie Shu said, consciously pulling back Yicheng showed a sand sculpture smile.
Yu Zhou also laughed with him, smiling and laughing, but Jie Shu couldn't laugh anymore, this damned liar, is he planning to set him up again?
Seeing him looking like he was facing a formidable enemy, Yuzhou laughed even more happily. After laughing, he took out the basketball-sized pill: "I can't swallow this thing, why don't you show me it. How do you swallow it raw?"
"What's so difficult?" Jie Shu swallowed the pill in Yuzhou's hand with one mouth, only to see that his head had doubled in size, and even the spoon-shaped face had returned to a normal balloon shape, the eyes bulged out under the squeeze.
"Okay, I got it, spit it out quickly." Yuzhou felt a little terrified, "This medicine is designed according to the body shape of your race, of course we humans can't swallow it."
"Garbage race, if you are so weak, you should disappear forever in the long river of history." Although Jie Shu's mouth was not forgiving, his body took a big step forward, and his right hand caught Yuzhou's chin , Two fingers opened his mouth, inserted straight into his throat, measured the width of his throat, then pulled it out in disgust, wiped it on his pants, "Damn, why is it so narrow. This must at least be simplified 52 times."
"Ugh." Yuzhou's throat was irritated, and he retched several times before he recovered, and then took a tissue to wipe off the saliva that flowed out.
To be honest, he is really incapable of accepting the face of Jieshu. The conversation from a distance just now was okay, but now the observation from a distance is a bit scary, as if the richest man in country m really stood in front of him and passed by. The abstract treatment of the great painter Malevich.
"Isn't your body an octopus? This game is not a role-playing game, why do you look like a human?" Yuzhou asked.
"This is skin, don't you understand?"
"Skin?" Yu Zhou inadvertently thought of the money-making routines that the major online games have always enjoyed. "I didn't expect that even the Ten-Dimensional Convention would not be able to resist the temptation of skin. It's scary, it's really scary."
"What mess are you thinking about?" Jie Shu glanced at him suspiciously, "The main tower of Sarahville is only 10 meters high on each floor, the central bank is 8 meters high, and the Kissinger showroom is even smaller, only 3 meters high. Small space, no skin, how can you let a big and strong species like me squeeze in?"
Yuzhou: "So that's it. So, I can also put on skin and become another race?"
Jie Shu: "Naturally. What race do you want to become? It can't be my race, huh, give up, my race has hard skin, big body, and few people buy it, so it can only be customized, and each set is unique. It's a sky-high price, you can't afford it, even if you broke your fortune and bought a set, I won't fall in love with you because of your appearance, you know, I'm not that kind of superficial person."
"So, human skin should be quite cheap." Yuzhou thought deeply, "After all, the population base is large and the body is small. After wearing it, foreigners can immediately hide in the crowd, whether it is entering a small building or hiding their identity. , are extremely convenient. The more people buy, the higher the output will be, and the price will naturally come down.”
"That's right, the cheapest one for 100 yuan, buy 3 get 1 free, and it also includes free shipping, but the quality is a bit poor, and it will break when you pierce it with a needle, just like you." Jie Shu mocked.
"What do you mean, the skin cannot be used in battle?"
"It can be used, but it will burst when it is damaged, like a balloon, boom, and explode." Jieshu said, "Unless you make advanced customization, the best skin can withstand 1000000p power, and the appearance and body can also be freely chosen. It is equivalent to A sss defense card."
"What about yours? The famous master of the deep sea won't use the land to spread the goods, right?"
"What do you think?" Jie Shu snorted coldly, "I used to be idle and bored, so I got a few sets of human skins, and each set of images was specially designed by Kabukis, the top designer of [Vientiane Group]. It has been polished for several months, how about it, have you never seen such a handsome one?"
As he spoke, Jie Shu walked around in front of Yuzhou "scratching his head and showing off his pose".
He would never tell the liar that he bought a [Hacker Realm] from the black market, connected to the network where the liar is located, and then searched for "the man most wanted to marry in the world", and voted on a seemingly tall man. In the forum, I found the characters in the top three.Let Kabukisi do the same thing and make three sets.
I think this trash has never seen such a handsome person until now.Jie Shu was secretly complacent, and pushed out the beer belly of the richest man, Koch, who was pregnant in October.
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Two in one, something will happen tomorrow.No more.
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The meaning of the existence of the skin is not limited to the one mentioned by A Shu, which will be explained one by one later.
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Skin designer Kabukis is a talented artist, but the artist's ideas are always very special. Because of Koch's bulging belly, he designed his face into a spoon shape, making the skin uneven and perfect In line with the "s" type of the highest aesthetics of art-of course, this aesthetics only exists in the race of Kabukis.
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This dungeon is not that simple. Although Gong has come to Shou, the mystery will not be solved.
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