Happy Travels [Smiling Proudly]

Li Mubai was inexplicably stopped by someone, furious in his heart, and shouted: "The stinky bitch is playing a sneak attack! If you have the ability to come face to face, I cut a few transparent holes on your body!"

The mother-in-law looked at her coldly, her face was still dull, without any expression of joy or anger.

Li Mubai thought in his heart: "I won't be able to fight, if I don't swear quickly, I will suffer too much. But let her restrain her now, if she knows that I am swearing, she will naturally suffer for me."

Immediately came up with an idea, smiled and scolded: "Thief bitch, stinky bitch, God knows you have a bad heart, so he made you deaf and dumb, you can neither laugh nor cry, just like an idiot. Being a pig or a dog is better than being like you." After scolding for a long time, the mother-in-law didn't respond at all, and Li Mubai scolded even more cheerfully.

The mother-in-law walked slowly to Li Mubai's side, grabbed her by one foot, and dragged her to the ground.The mother-in-law is getting faster and faster, Li Mubai's acupoints are touched, he still feels unconscious, his body collides and rubs against the ground, if it is not for the protection of the Beiming Divine Art, otherwise his body will be shameful, he keeps yelling and cursing, but he can't laugh when he wants to laugh up.

The mother-in-law dragged her straight up the mountain, Li Mubai turned his head to check the terrain, and saw that she turned to the west, actually heading for Xuankong Temple.

Li Mubai felt that this mother-in-law's skills were weird, and it was really difficult for others to do it, but he had been to Xuankong Temple before, but he didn't notice this deaf-mute mother-in-law, he could be said to be extremely stupid.Even big experts such as Dongfang, Fangzheng, Chongxu, etc., did not suspect her when they saw her, this dumb granny really did a good job of concealing it.

Along the way, mountains and rocks bumped against Li Mubai's body, but fortunately his face was up, and his facial features were not injured, nor was his face disfigured.

When they arrived at Xuankong Temple, the mother-in-law dragged her straight to the Fei Pavilion, and then to the top floor of Linggui Pavilion on the left head.Li Mubai yelled: "Ah, that's not good!" There is a flying bridge outside the Linggui Pavilion, which leads down to the abyss, the granny is afraid that she will hang herself on the flying bridge.

This Hanging Temple is rarely visited by people, it is rare for people to come here for ten days and a half months, if this mother-in-law hangs herself there, if Dongfang can't find her, she will inevitably starve to death, it will be a bad feeling.

The mother-in-law released Li Mubai in the pavilion and went down to the pavilion.She lay on the ground, trying to figure out who this wicked woman was, but she didn't have a clue, she must be a senior master of the Hengshan School, just like Yu's sister-in-law, maybe she served Dingjing, Dingxian and others back then of the master.

Hearing the sound of footsteps on the stairs, the mother-in-law came up again, took the rope in her hand, bound Li Mubai's hands and feet behind her back, took out a strip of yellow cloth from her bosom, and hung it around her neck.

I just felt my wrists and ankles tense, and my body soared into the air, hanging high above the crossbeam.

Li Mubai was anxious to scold him, he was afraid that if this person became anxious, his experience would be even worse.Think again: what this mother-in-law did was to the great monk, so what does it matter to this mother-in-law if the monk's wife leaves?

Suddenly, a thought flashed in Li Mubai's mind: this person is the wife of the monk of Bujie!

After hanging for half an hour, Li Mubai was so hungry that his stomach was gurgling, but due to luck, the acupoints were opened, and he was secretly happy, when suddenly his body swayed, and with a bang, he fell heavily on the floor. The mother-in-law let go of the rope.

The mother-in-law pulled off the black cloth covering his eyes, and took a bowl from the table, Li Mubai thought to himself: "She gave me water to drink." Suddenly, his head became hot, and he shouted: "Ah! "This bowl contained hot water, which was poured on top of her head.

Li Mubai cursed: "Stinky old woman! What are you doing!"

Just as he was about to break free from the rope, he saw the granny took out a razor from her bosom, and made a gesture to throw it at Li Mubai's head.Li Mubai bowed and kicked at the old woman reflexively, but unexpectedly the razor in the old woman's hand changed direction and wanted to go up her leg.

Li Mubai pushed his little butt to the ground, supported the razor with his feet, and used the Beiming Divine Art.The internal force continued to attack, but the old woman hesitated all over. Seeing her brows and eyes brightened, her face twisted, and with a snap, the old woman was pushed back backwards.

He knew that this person was not simple, he was able to cut off his own Beiming magic skill, but just now, she had to suffer.

"You want to shave my head?"

The old woman clutched her chest and dressed roughly, staring at Li Mubai without saying a word.Suddenly she lost the razor and came over, took off the cloth strip around Li Mubai's neck, put it aside, and then saw that the cloth strip read: "The world's most handsome boy, neither male nor female, wicked woman."

Li Mubai immediately complained: So this woman is pretending to be deaf and dumb!Loudly said: "You are the wife of the monk who does not quit!"

The mother-in-law shook her body, took a step back, and said: "How-how-know-know?" Her voice was dry, and she paused every word, like a child learning to speak for the first time.

When she first said that sentence, she didn't think about it carefully. After she asked her, she thought about why she knew it. She sneered and said, "Hmph, of course I know it. I already knew it."

But I was thinking quickly in my heart: why do I know?That's right, she hung a note on the monk's neck saying 'the world's number one heartless and lustful person'.Apart from Master Bujie himself, only his wife in the world knows about this eight-character commentary of "unwilling, lustful and insatiable".

Loudly said: "You still never forget this heartless and lustful person, otherwise he hanged himself, why did you cut his hanging rope? He wants to kill himself, why did you steal his knife? A lecherous person, let him die, wouldn't it be clean?"

Li Mubai twisted his hands behind his back, but he couldn't break free at all.

The mother-in-law said: "This is not an ordinary rope, it is a tendon rope soaked in secret medicine, you can't break it."

He smelled a strange smell on the rope, which was disgusting, and he looked at the old woman with a troubled expression, he really didn't know where this man got the rope from.

Li Mubai scolded the old woman in his heart, and said: "You have made him anxious for more than ten years. He found Tibet from outside the customs, the Western Regions from Mobei, and went to every nunnery to find you, but you hid here to enjoy the blessings. , you are really kind and righteous!"

The mother-in-law naturally heard the sarcasm, and said: "He deserved it, he married me, why - flirting with women?"

Li Mubai felt that this person was making trouble out of no reason, "If someone looks at your daughter, he also looks at her, what's wrong?"

The mother-in-law said: "If you are married, you can't look at women again."

So, Li Mubai shouted: "You are a married woman, why do you look at men again?"

As expected, the old woman said angrily: "When will I look at men? Nonsense!"

Li Mubai fawned on Xiao Lu, curled his lips, and said: "Aren't you looking at me now? Am I not a man? Monk Bujie just glanced at the woman, but you took my hand and touched my body. I Let me tell you, men and women can’t kiss each other, if you touch my skin, you are violating the rules and regulations. Fortunately, you only touched my clothes and didn’t touch my face, otherwise Guanyin Bodhisattva will definitely not forgive you!”

Li Mubai thought that this old woman seldom walks outside and doesn't know much about world affairs, so she needs to be frightened, lest she use the razor to cut randomly on her body.

The mother-in-law sneered and said, "I want to kill you, but it's not that easy. There are two ways for you to choose. One is to marry Yilin as soon as possible, so that she doesn't die of grief. If you put on airs and refuse to agree, I will castrate you and make you a monster who is neither male nor female. If you don't marry Yilin, you won't be able to marry another shameless, alluring bitch." She has been in this for more than ten years Pretending to be deaf and dumb, not speaking for a long time, the tongue is extremely inflexible, and after speaking for a while, the speech becomes more fluent.

Li Mubai's complexion turned bad immediately, and he said: "Yilin is certainly a good girl, but besides her, are all the other girls in the world all shameless, coquettish and sluts?"

The mother-in-law said: "It's almost there, and it's not much better. Whether you agree or not, tell me quickly."

If it wasn't for her limbs being bound, Li Mubai would have slashed at her a few times, and would have to learn how a woman would tear her, pulling her hair and scratching her face.He snorted, "No!"

The old woman picked up the knife on the ground again, and threatened: "Otherwise, I will make you a monk."

"Don't do it! Don't do it! Bite me if you have the ability! Come here!" This head poisoned you to death!

The old woman felt that the little white face was making a fuss, and she was quite irritable, and said: "A man is a big man, chirping and yelling, what's the proper way? If you want to be a monk, be a monk, and an eunuch should be an eunuch!"

Li Mubai grinned: "If you become a eunuch, you won't be a man. Let me ask you, is it good for a man with a heartless heart and an insatiable lust?"

The mother-in-law said: "Then why ask more questions? This kind of person is worse than pigs and dogs. It's useless to be a human being."

Li Mubai said persuasively: "That's right. Yilin is beautiful and kind to me, why didn't I marry her? It's because I have already made a marriage contract with another girl. This girl treats me 'in the I'm afraid that my mouth will melt, and I'm afraid that I'll fall when I hold it in my hand', even if I, Li Mubai, have my whole body cut off, I will never let her down. If I let her down, wouldn't I become the world's most heartless, A lustful person? Let me snatch the title of 'No.

The old woman had a clear expression on her face: "That girl is the demon girl, her surname is Dongfang. She must have a lot to do with the leader of the Demon Cult, Dongfang Bubai."

He grinned and said with a smile, "Yes!"

The mother-in-law said: "That's very easy. I told that oriental girl to abandon you. It's considered that she has betrayed you, not you. That's all."

Li Mubai said: "Bah! She will never abandon me. She is willing to give up her life for me, and I am willing to give up my life for her. I will not betray her, and she will never betray me."

The mother-in-law said: "I'm afraid that things will come to an end, and I can't let her do it. There are a lot of stinky men in Hengshan other courtyard, just find one to be her husband."

Hearing this, Li Mubai's chest burst into a monstrous anger, and his neck turned red and he cursed: "Fuck your sister! How dare you!"

The old woman said: "Do you think I dare?" She went out, only to hear the door open from the next room, and the old woman came back into the room again, holding a woman in her hand, her hands and feet were bound, it was Dongfang Bubai. .

Li Mubai was shocked, he didn't expect Dongfang to fall into the hands of this stinky woman, seeing that she didn't look injured, he felt relieved and shouted: "Ma'am, you're here too!"

Dongfang Bubai smiled, unable to suppress the emotion in his eyes, and said, "I... did it on purpose. How about you?"

His little face flushed, Li Mubai didn't dare to say that he got carried away thinking about Yilin's love words, and didn't even notice when someone approached.I had no choice but to mutter: "Big...careless."

The mother-in-law shouted: "In front of me, you are not allowed to say such shameless words. Just now you said it was a marriage contract, but why did you open your mouth and shut it up as 'madam'? Little girl, do you want a monk or a eunuch?"

Dongfang Bubai was enjoying himself, he only looked at Li Mubai tenderly, and ignored the old woman's words.

The mother-in-law rubbed her chin, and said: "I think about it carefully, if Li Mubai, this little boy, abandons you and marries Yilin, she will definitely refuse."

Li Mubai nodded happily, "Since you spoke, this sentence makes the most sense."

The old woman spoke with some reluctance, and said: "Then my old man does good deeds, so let me give in, and let Li Mubai take advantage of him, and let her marry you two. If she is a monk, she will marry both of you; if she is a eunuch, she will not be able to marry either of you. It's just that after getting married, you are not allowed to bully my good daughter, you two are big, regardless of size. How old are you, let Yilin call you sister."

Li Mubai said: "I..." She only said the word "I", the dumb acupoint went numb, she was too speechless.

The mother-in-law tapped Dongfang Ya acupoint again, and said: "My old man has made a decision, and you are not allowed to interrupt me. If you, a young monk, marry two beautiful wives, what else can you say? Hmph, what's the use if you don't stop this old bastard from being bald? Seeing my daughter suffering from lovesickness, I'm so anxious, my old man will succeed as soon as I make a move." Said and floated out of the room.

"Madam Dong, that old woman bullied me~"

It's just a dumb acupoint, it broke through in a moment, Li Mubai twisted his body, moved to Dongfang Bubai's side, leaned in her arms, and said coquettishly.

Dongfang Bubai stared at her. At that time, the sun was just rising, and the sunlight came in from the window. The red candle on the table was still unextinguished, shaking constantly, and the shadow of the light smoke drifted across Li Mubai's white jade face, adding to the beauty.She looked at the razor thrown on the ground, turned to the medicine bottle and bandages on the bench, with a mocking look on her face, obviously making fun of Li Mubai: "It's dangerous, it's dangerous!" Hanging down, a blush covered his face.

Seeing her shy and innocent, as if she was caught by him for doing something embarrassing, Li Mubai couldn't help but think: "If I am free now, I want to go and hug her , kiss her."

Then, as if thinking of something, Li Mubai leaned his head forward and kissed Dongfang's red lips.

Unexpectedly, she was eaten tofu, her eyes slowly turned up, met Li Mubai's blank eyes, and quickly avoided, the blush on her pink cheeks had already faded away, but suddenly her face turned red again.

The two were in touch with each other, and I don't know how much time passed, when they suddenly heard the sound of footsteps on the stairs, and someone came up to the pavilion, the two woke up from the lingering love and boundless ecstasy.

Only a young girl's crisp voice said: "Mute mother-in-law, why did you bring me here?" It was Yilin's voice.She could be heard walking into the next room and sitting down. The mother-in-law was obviously with her, but she couldn't hear the slightest movement.

After a while, I heard the mother-in-law say slowly: "Don't call me dumb mother-in-law, I am not dumb."

Yilin screamed, extremely surprised, and said in a trembling voice, "You...you...you...are you not dumb anymore? Are you alright?"

The mother-in-law said, "I've never been dumb."

Yilin said: "Then...then you were not deaf before, and you...could you hear me...my words?" There was great panic in her voice.

The mother-in-law said: "Son, what are you afraid of? I can hear you, wouldn't that be better?" Li Mubai heard her kind and kind tone, and when talking to his own daughter, Li Mubai finally showed his love and compassion.

But Yilin was still very panicked, and tremblingly said: "No, no! I'm going!"

The mother-in-law patted her on the shoulder and said softly, "Good boy, don't worry. I'm not lying to you. I'm afraid you'll get sick, so I let you speak out and feel better. When I came to Hengshan, I always pretended to be I am deaf and dumb, no one knows, I didn’t mean to lie to you.”

Yilin wept bitterly.The mother-in-law said softly again: "I have the best thing to tell you, you must be very happy to hear it. Your brother Bai promised to marry you!"

Yilin sighed, and said softly: "You don't need to coax me. I know, Brother Bai loves Dongfang girl so much, and she is the only one in his heart."

The mother-in-law said: "Actually, she has been secretly liking you, but you are a monk, and she is the head of the Hengshan sect, so she can't show it. Now she has made a big decision, made a big wish, and is determined to marry you, so first He lost his hair and became a monk."

Yilin exclaimed again, and said, "No... no... no, no, no! You... tell her not to be a monk."

The mother-in-law sighed: "It's too late, she has already become a monk. She said, no matter what, she must marry you as a wife. If she fails to marry, she will kill herself, or she will become a eunuch."

Yilin started to panic, but now she came to her senses: "Brother Bai, she can't be a monk, nor can she be a eunuch. Don't fool me anymore, I know, she only likes oriental girls. It's all my fault, I just thought you couldn't hear me, I told you so many things about Brother Bai. I'm going. Mother-in-law, if you mention Brother Bai to others... she wants to marry me or something, I can't live."

The mother-in-law was anxious, and said: "You little girl is incomprehensible. Li Mubai has become a monk for you, she said she must marry you, why are you still pushing back?"

Yilin sighed softly, and said: "Definitely not. Just like my father. My mother is smart and beautiful, with a gentle temperament, and she is the best woman in the world. My father became a monk for her, that is It should be, I... I can't even compare to my mother."

Li Mubai secretly smiled inwardly: "Your mother is not necessarily smart and beautiful, but you don't need to talk about your gentle temperament. Compared with yourself, your mother is not half as good as you. Your father and mother can give birth to you so good The girl must be a blessing accumulated in a previous life."

The mother-in-law said, "How do you know?"

Yilin said: "Every time my father sees me, he always talks about my mother's benefits, saying that she is gentle and gentle, never scolds, never loses her temper, and in her life, not even an ant was trampled to death. All the best things in the world Even all the good women can't match my mother."

The mother-in-law said: "He...he really said that? I'm afraid...it's a lie." When she said these two words, her voice trembled slightly, and she was obviously quite excited.

Yilin said: "Of course it's true. I'm his daughter, how could Daddy lie to me?" For a moment, there was silence in the Spirit Turtle Pavilion, and the mother-in-law seemed to be lost in thought.After a pause, Yilin said again: "I'm going. Dumb mother-in-law, don't... stop talking about those nonsense in the future." Only the sound of footsteps was heard, and she went downstairs gently.

After a long, long time, the mother-in-law seemed to wake up from her sleep, and said to herself in a low voice: "He said that I am the best woman in the world? He has traveled all over the world, looking for me everywhere? Well, he is actually not guilty of bad luck , lecherous person?" Suddenly raised his voice and called, "Yilin, Yilin, where are you?"

But Yilin has already gone far.The mother-in-law yelled twice more, but hurried downstairs without hearing a response.She rushed very quickly, but the footsteps were still as subtle as cats, barely audible.

"That old woman left us here just like that?" But he thought to himself: This old woman's lightness kung fu is really good.

Li Mubai moved his body bit by bit, finally reached the razor on the ground, and carefully cut his body with his hands.After untying the restraint, he hurriedly released his wife.

"Why? Xiaobai still wants to be a monk or a eunuch?"

Dongfang raised his head and embraced Li Mubai's waist, leaned on her shoulder, raised his head again, and said to her: "Change your clothes quickly, this one is too ugly."

Li Mubai hugged Dongfang tightly to not let her go away, "Later, I want to hug, well, kiss."

The author has something to say:

Two running water~ over ten thousand, hehehe~~