Happy Travels [Smiling Proudly]

The two kept warm for a long time before remembering to contact the disciples of the Hengshan School.

Li Mubai changed his clothes, and together with Dongfang Bubai, he went down to the Xuankong Temple with his lightness kung fu.Walking to the foot of the mountain, passing through Tongyuan Valley, he thought it was getting late, Li Mubai's stomach was growling with hunger, and he didn't want to eat any vegetarian food, so he found a small restaurant and ate until he was full.

After eating the meat, Li Mubai licked his lips in satisfaction, and took Dongfang Bubai's jade hand to see Xingfeng without paying attention to the gazes around him.

Suddenly, I heard faint voices of shouting and cursing coming from behind the mountain. I stopped to listen, and it seemed to be the Six Immortals of Peach Valley.The two rushed to find the sound, and gradually heard it clearly, it was indeed the Six Immortals of Peach Valley.Li Mubai whispered: "Who are these six treasures arguing with?"

The two turned around the mountain pass and hid themselves behind a tree. They saw the Six Immortals of Peach Valley yelling and surrounded one person, fighting fiercely.That person came and went, his figure was extremely fast, only saw a gray shadow interspersed between the six brothers, it turned out to be Yilin's mother, the mother-in-law who pretended to be deaf and dumb in the Hanging Temple.

Following the sound of patting, Tao Genxian and Tao Shixian yelled loudly, and they both slapped her in the face.

Li Mubai was overjoyed, and said in a low voice: "June's debt, pay it quickly, and shave her head bald." When the Peach Valley Six Immortals were defeated, they jumped out to take revenge.

But the sound of pats was so dense that the six brothers slapped her face many times.The Peach Valley Six Immortals were furious, they only wished to grab her siblings and tear her into four pieces.But the mother-in-law moved extremely fast, like a ghost, she seemed sure to catch her a few times, but she was always a few inches away, and she avoided it, followed by several slaps.

After fighting for a while, the mother-in-law knew that it was difficult to win, so she spread her palms, slapped, slapped and slapped four people four times, then suddenly jumped back, turned around and ran.She galloped like lightning, she was several zhang away in an instant, the six fairies of Peach Valley shouted in unison, they could no longer catch up.

At this time Li Mubai jumped out and shouted: "Old woman, let's see where you are running!" The white light flashed, and he swung a Qi sword, stabbing at the opponent's throat.

The granny was taken aback by this sword attack. Although she couldn't see it clearly, she instinctively shrank her head and dodged it. The second sword slashed at her right shoulder. The granny couldn't dodge, so she had to retreat two step.Another sword strike forced her to take a step back.

Swiping three swords forced her to retreat five steps in a row. If she was going to take her life, this mother-in-law would have already died.

Amidst the cheers of the Peach Valley Six Immortals, the four rushed forward, grabbed her limbs, lifted her up, and Li Mubai shouted: "Don't hurt her life!"

Peach Blossom Immortal Palm hit her face.

Li Mubai shouted: "Hang her up and we'll talk."

The Six Immortals of Peach Valley rushed forward, stretched out their six fingers, and tapped six acupoints on the mother-in-law's shoulders, sides, siblings, and feet.Tao Ganxian touched her swollen cheek from the granny's beating, and stretched out her hand to slap her back.

Li Mubai felt that this old woman was Yilin's mother after all, so she didn't want to be humiliated like this, so he stopped her and said: "Wait a minute, let's hang her up."

The Six Immortals of Peach Valley were overjoyed when they heard that she was going to be hoisted high, so they immediately went to peel the bark and twist the rope.

Li Mubai asked the reason why the six people fought with her.Taozhi Xiandao: "Our six brothers are defecating here, so they were very happy. Suddenly, this woman came running wildly and asked, "Hey, have you seen a little nun?" She spoke very rudely, and interrupted us again. Interest in pooping..."

Dongfang Bubai frowned when he heard his dirty words, and walked away.

Taoye Xiandao: "Of course we ignore her and tell her to go away. This woman hit someone as soon as she took a shot, and everyone started fighting like this. We naturally won the fight, but the shit on the buttocks has not been wiped clean. It's not very convenient."

While talking, he twisted bark into a rope, bound the woman's hands and feet behind her back, and hung her from a tall tree.

Li Mubai skimmed down from the tree, cut off a seven or eight foot long piece, and scratched seven large characters on the trunk: "The world's number one vinegar jar".

Tao Genxian asked: "Master, why is this woman the most jealous in the world? Is she very good at drinking vinegar? I don't believe it. Let's let her go, and I'll show her off!"

Li Mubai smiled and said: "Vinegar jars are words that hurt people. The six immortals of Peach Valley are invincible heroes, their righteousness is so great, their literary talent and military strategy, and they are popular with everyone. How can this wicked woman be able to match it? There is no need to make gestures."

The Taogu Six Immortals grinned and couldn't close their mouths, they all said: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Li Mubai asked again: "Have you ever seen a monk who is not disciplined?"

Tao Ganxian said: "I've seen it, I've seen it, it's in the restaurant in the other courtyard."

Li Mubai wanted to ask Monk Bujie to recognize his wife, so he led Dongfang to Tongyuan Valley with a full stomach.

Dongfang Bubai smiled and said: "You didn't shave her hair, it was for Yilin's sake, you only pay three points for revenge."

After entering Tongyuan Valley, he found the second restaurant, where he saw Monk Bujie and Tian Boguang sitting on the table.When they saw Li Mubai and Dongfang Bubai, they jumped up with an "ah", they were overjoyed.Tian Boguang trembled in both hands, and was so frightened that he spilled the wine.

Li Mubai said: "To the southeast more than ten miles away, someone tied up a tall tree and hung it high..." He said "ah", his expression was strange, and his body trembled slightly.Li Mubai smirked again: "That man is my friend, please go and save him."

He didn't quit and said, "Isn't that easy? Why didn't you save yourself?"

Li Mubai said: "To tell you the truth, this is a woman." She pouted to Dongfang and said: "It's inconvenient for me to be with my wife."

Bujie laughed loudly, and said: "I understand, you are afraid of demons... Oriental girls are jealous."

Dongfang Bubai glared at the two of them.

Li Mubai smiled and said: "That woman is so jealous. Back then, her husband glanced at a lady and praised her, saying that the lady was beautiful, but the woman left without saying goodbye. I have been with her for ten years."

The more he listened, the wider his eyes opened, and he kept saying: "This... this... this..." The panting became louder and louder.

Li Mubai said: "I heard that her husband was found at this time, but he still hasn't been found."

At this point, the Six Immortals of Peach Valley came upstairs laughing and laughing.He didn't quit, as if he didn't see him, he held Li Mubai's arm tightly with both hands, and said, "Is it true?"

Li Mubai said: "She told me that if her husband finds her, she won't change his mind even if he kneels in front of her. So as soon as you let her go, she immediately runs away. This woman is extremely fast, you can blink , she slipped away."

Bujie said: "I will never blink, never blink."

Li Mubai said: "I asked her again why she refused to meet her husband. She said that her husband is the most unlucky and lustful person in the world, so it would be futile to meet again."

Bujie yelled and turned around to run, but Li Mubai grabbed him and whispered in his ear: "I'll teach you a secret, she won't be able to escape."

Surprised and delighted, he was stunned for a moment, then suddenly knelt down on his knees, knocked his head three times, and said loudly: "Brother, no, master, ancestor, master, teach me this secret quickly, I I worship you as my teacher."

Li Mubai smiled and said: "Don't dare, dare not, please get up quickly." Pulling him up, he whispered in his ear: "You let her down from the tree, don't loose her bondage, let alone untie her Acupuncture point, take her to the inn and live in a room. Just think about it, how can a woman not escape from the inn room?"

Bujie stretched out his hand and scratched his head, hesitatingly said: "This... I don't quite understand this."

Li Mubai said in a low voice: "You strip her naked first, and then untie her acupuncture points, she is naked, how dare you escape out of the shop?"

He was overjoyed and shouted: "Good plan, good plan! Master, you are very kind..." Before he could finish speaking, he jumped out of the window into the middle of the street and ran away.

Dongfang Bubai pursed his lips and said with a smile: "You have done a lot of good deeds in bringing together other people's husband and wife, but you just taught him how to do it... maybe..." He blushed and turned his head, Li Mubai looked at her with a smile, Just keep silent.

Suddenly Dongfang Bubai's complexion changed, he leaned closer to Li Mubai's ear, pulled it up, and sneered: "Xiaobai really thought of a good idea, such a good idea, why don't we try it too."

Li Mubai covered his ears in pain, and said with a sneer, "We...how can we try..."

Dongfang Bubai exhaled like blue in her ear, and said: "I tapped your acupuncture points, stripped off your clothes, and carried you to the inn. We share a room and a bed..."

Li Mubai looked devastated, and thought: So he was buried in the hole he dug...

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