I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

I waited anxiously at home for Song Ziping and the little guy who was said to hold him and never let go. I filled my mind with countless scenes of meeting our cat for the first time. I even googled it a lot. The cat's tricks, I just thought that when the time comes, I can show my skills and capture the cat's heart in one fell swoop——but I didn't expect that I would be so at odds with it? !

I waited for about an hour, and Song Ziping finally came back from the pet hospital.The moment he opened the door, I woke up from the sofa when I heard the noise, then ran to the door excitedly and said to Song Ziping:

"You're back! Where's the cat? Let me see that cat!"

Although I haven't kept any pets since I was a child, and I'm not interested in these things, but after all, it's my first meeting with our future "roommate", so I'm still a little bit excited and looking forward to it.

Song Ziping was also a little surprised when I appeared in front of him just after opening the door. He smiled and said to me: "I'm back, Nannan, don't worry, the cat is still in the cage. I just checked it and gave it a shot." Vaccine, the mental state is not very good now, Nannan, be careful not to provoke it later, it will be bad if you get scratched."

I patted my chest and promised Song Ziping: "Don't worry, I will be very gentle, very gentle to it, hehe."

After listening to what I said, Song Ziping stretched out his hand to rub my hair, and said to me very gently with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Okay, I also bought a lot of daily necessities for it, some of which need to be assembled and others that don't, all In this big bag, you get me to take a shower first."

I nodded and said to him: "Okay, you go, let me do it!"

After I finished speaking, I took a big push from Song Ziping's hand, I trotted all the way to the balcony, and carefully put down the cage.

Then I opened the door of the cage, took apart a cat teasing toy and dangled it outside the cage, trying to lure the cat out.

The cat in the cage is a black and white kitten that looks only three or four months old. I just checked it on the Internet. This kind of cat is called a cow cat, and it looks weird.

Half of its face was black and white from the tip of its nose to its chin.The front two paws are white, while the back two fleshy paws are black, as if wearing two pairs of socks of different colors, and they look so cute.

It was lured out of the cage by me. I don't know if it was just vaccinated because it was a little wobbly when walking.But its eyes are extremely firm, and it is a claw at the cat teasing artifact in my hand!

It looked very pretty when it was shot, but it was a pity—it missed.

So far, the relationship between me and it is still a polite stranger and a strange cat.But I couldn't help being amused by its claws, I laughed loudly, touched its cat's head while laughing and said: "Stupid cat, I can't catch it so close, hahahahahahaha Killing me."

Unexpectedly, this cat seems to be very human, as if it understands me saying that it is stupid and laughing at it, the cat bared its teeth and grinned, and rushed straight to bite me with its fangs open!

I was so startled by it, I quickly moved my legs and used a pillow to block my body.The cat jumped in a hurry and hit the pillow all of a sudden, and then I watched its hind legs go limp, and hit the "cat" and turned on its back. I felt like it was hit so dizzy that it kept meowing at me Call.

At this time, I laughed even louder: "Hahahahahahaha stupid cat, hey, you can't catch it, hahahahaha, are you angry, are you angry?"

I laughed wildly, and felt that I was proud of being above a cat. I didn't expect that the cat still didn't give up. It became angry and got up from the ground to me: "Meow!" After a sound, it jumped up and wanted to use the cat Hitting me on the head.

"Ouch—" I was hit by the cat and my chest hurt, and I screamed while clutching my chest.No, didn’t my Baidu results just now say that Maomao hit someone on the head to show that they are close to you?Why does my cat bump into me and it hurts me so much?This is not scientific.

Before I could react, the cat ruthlessly rode on me and stretched out its claws to grab me, and I quickly stretched out my right hand and pinched the back of the cat's neck, lifting it up and pressing it to the ground.

I scolded in a low voice: "Why are you cat so fierce to the future owner! You are not good, I will spank your ass!"

Maomao refused to give up when I pushed him to the ground, trying to break free from my clutches.

Seeing the silly cat's aggrieved appearance under my hands, I smiled evilly like a villain boss: "Huh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, let me see how you catch me now?"

"Nannan...?" Song Ziping, who had just come out of the shower and looked at me holding down the cat's head as if spanking the cat's butt, was surprised, "You... what are you doing?"

When he came over, the cat in my hand changed its ferocious meowing, and now it was sobbing and sobbing, so pitiful and miserable, as if I was bullying it.

I hurriedly let go of my hand and explained to Song Ziping: "I didn't make the first move!"

After the cat broke free from my grip, it jumped on Song Ziping, staring at Song Ziping with big watery eyes and making love to it, as if it was accusing me of crimes.It made me look puzzled, why is this cat still a double-faced man?

Song Ziping hesitated for a moment, and then said to me earnestly: "Nannan, even if the cat is not good...you can't beat it like that."

I:……?Song Ziping, have you been confused by this little goblin? ?Depend on!Why did it convict me as soon as it meowed like that, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!

I was anxious, and I said: "I really didn't bully it, it was because it wanted to bite me, so I pushed it to the ground!"

Song Ziping was a little unconvinced: "This cat is very good. It didn't show any signs of biting when it was vaccinated just now..."

I snorted, a little annoyed: "You don't believe me, it's just this stupid cat trying to catch me, yet you still accuse me!"

Song Ziping frowned: "Nannan, how can you call him a stupid cat?"

I:?

Song Ziping, are you really fascinated by this little goblin?I said to him: "It really did it first!"

Song Ziping saw that I was also in a hurry, so he also softened his voice to comfort me and said, "Nannan, don't worry... I was in the shower just now and I don't know what happened between the two of you."

"How about... let's give this cat a name first?" Song Ziping's ability to change the subject was still as blunt as ever.

I was in a bad mood because of this mess, I said sullenly: "You take it."

The cat is like a plush doll in Song Ziping's arms, as obedient as a fake cat, it keeps rubbing its head against Song Ziping's chest, and keeps showing its cuteness and meowing, just like me It was just like two cats.

Song Ziping was not very happy to see me. He took out the cat litter from the plastic bag and put it in a corner of the balcony. He took the kitten down and gently put it in the litter, letting it rest there.

This cat really listened to Song Ziping very much, and did whatever he told him to do. It lay in the nest and let Song Ziping stroke its cat.

Song Ziping said: "Look, Nannan, this cat is actually very good. You two may have had a misunderstanding just now because you are not familiar with each other."

His words reveal that he still doesn't believe that this cat hit me first just now, it's hateful, hateful, hateful... cute pets are hurting people!

Seeing that I didn't answer his question, he asked me again, "Has Nan Nan ever had a pet before?"

I shook my head and said, "No...my mom doesn't like these shedding pets."

Seeing Song Ziping's skillful cat stroking technique, I was a little envious. I couldn't help but reached out and licked two kittens' tails.

Song Ziping chuckled when he heard this: "No wonder, I raised a cat when I was in elementary school, it was a fat big orange cat, that guy probably ate it, sometimes it ate more than me, And also very naughty, every time I do my homework, I will jump on the desk to interrupt my homework..." The smile on Song Ziping's face became more and more obvious when he said this.

I asked him, "And then, is that cat still alive?"

Song Ziping shook his head and said: "I died when I was in junior high school. I went to a boarding school in junior high school. I couldn't play with it every day. It always wanted to go out to play. One day it slipped out and was hit by a car and died. .”

I really want to slap myself twice when I hear this, isn't this just exposing people's pain?I touched my nose and said to Song Ziping, "Sorry, I shouldn't have asked you this."

Song Ziping shook his head and said, "It's okay, it happened so many years ago. Let's give the cat a name now? Hmm...how is Xiaoguai? What do you think, Nannan?"

In my heart: Why don't you call it the actor, this cat is too good at acting.

But I didn't say it out loud. After all, I'm already a mature man in his 20s. How can I care about a cat that is three or four months old?A three- to four-month-old cat would be about six years old in comparison to a human being. I felt relieved when I thought about it.

I nodded, and agreed with Song Ziping's suggestion, "Let's call it that."

Song Ziping was a little happy when he heard that I agreed with his idea, and he said: "Then let's arrange all the things I bought for Xiaoguai now, and I also bought him a set to assemble." The cat climbing frame, I don’t know what the final assembly will look like.”

I said: "OK."

I looked at the little boy whose belly was exposed by Song Ziping, wagging his tail at me, and then turned his back, as if showing off his victory, I was really angry Come out.

This little boy is not good at all!Look, look, it's still provoking me!Show off, this is naked show off!

Can you do whatever you want just because you are cute?This cat really annoys me too!

Song Ziping also makes me angry!Why is it absolutely not the cat's fault that Maomao loves him?

Damn, I'm incompetent and furious again.

[Question, what should I do if the cat at home is too good at acting? 】

[It is recommended to send it to participate in the actor's birth. 】