I am determined to become a beautiful wife for the sake of food

Not long after the live broadcast ended, Sister Li called me again. She first praised me and Song Ziping's performance on the phone.She said that the peak popularity of this live broadcast exceeded 50w, and the number of online viewers exceeded 10w at the same time. She also said that the popularity of this live broadcast broke into the top 10 in the living area during the live broadcast time. Sister Li said a long list I'm so embarrassed to say it.

I smirked at Sister Li and said, "I didn't expect Song Ziping and I to be so good."

Sister Li: "Just now I simply praised you two, do you really think that I am calling this time just to praise you?"

I was suddenly alert, and immediately apologized and said, "Sister Li, I was wrong."

Anyway, if you are in doubt, you should find a step to go down first, that's right.

Sister Li smiled, and she said to me: "Oh, it seems that I reacted to my scolding. This time I am not here to scold you, I just want to inform you and Song Ziping when you will be free next week to come to the company for business meetings. A meeting, or just one of you two, we are about to enter the next stage. Your Weibo and Station D accounts need to start vigorously operating, and you need to establish a personality and build a fan base."

"By the way, I will leave you an after-school homework. Think about what are the necessary conditions for those successful Internet celebrity couples? At that time, we will continue to discuss in depth together, and then improve the plan for the next stage." Sister Li's mouth is like a machine gun Beep, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I said blankly: "Is there still homework here?"

Sister Li said: "Do you really think that it is so easy to be an Internet celebrity couple? Quickly let me study the secrets of other people's success."

I got the order right away and replied: "Okay Sister Li, I will study with Song Ziping right now!"

Sister Li hung up the phone after saying a few more words to me. The little heart hanging in mid-air in my heart finally returned to its original position. Ziping wept bitterly.Fortunately, none of this happened. Song Ziping and I were not only not scolded but also praised.

I used to tell Song Ziping about the things Sister Li told me, and then I asked him: "Hey, what do you think those couples who are successful in marketing have in common?"

Song Ziping pondered for a moment and said: "I think first of all, it should be good-looking, and secondly, the characters of both parties should be distinctive and pleasing, and the other important thing is that as a couple, the content they show should be vivid, interesting and capable. Let the public have empathy."

Why did I want to laugh so much when I heard that Song Ziping was so professional and serious, and even answered in points?I suppressed a smile and said, "I think we should be able to achieve these three points? Then why did Sister Li tell us that question... Is there something we missed?"

Song Ziping touched his nose, he didn't know exactly what Sister Li was thinking.I sighed, alas, it is really difficult to understand the mind of the boss.I feel that this is even more difficult than the advanced mathematics learned in college. At least the advanced mathematics can be found on the Internet. The answer to this thought...how should I search?

I asked Song Ziping again: "Then are you free next week? If you are free, let's go to the company for a meeting together?"

Song Ziping looked at me apologetically and said, "I'll have to work overtime on both weekends next week...Maybe I can't go, so you have to go alone, Nannan."

Seeing that his face seemed to be filled with embarrassment, I waved my hand and said, "It's okay, I can go alone. When I come back, I will tell you what Sister Li's thoughts are." what kind."

Song Ziping raised his head and looked at me after hearing this, he smiled at me again, it was a simple but sexy smile with some inexplicable meaning, it was obviously the same as his previous smiles, but that For a moment, my eyes seemed to be dazzled by this smile for several seconds.I only heard Song Ziping say in a low voice: "Okay, that's hard work for Nan Nan."

Blinded by this gentle and beautiful smile, I sighed again in my heart: Song Ziping has not forgotten his actor training at this time, it has already been broadcast, and he still keeps firing at me, which is really amazing.If I hadn't been a straight man, I would have reacted already.

He is really strong, I must learn from him!

……

A new week is here, and because Song Ziping's unscientific company oppresses them every day, I have to go to the company alone to hear what kind of future plan Sister Li gave us.

When I arrived at the company, I found the office that Sister Li told me about. I knocked on the door and heard "Please come in." Laughing, I greeted her cautiously and said:

"Good afternoon, Sister Li, Song Ziping has something to do this week, so I'm here alone."

Sister Li nodded and asked the assistant to bring me a glass of water. She said to me, "Actually, I don't have much to say when I called you over this time. The point is to examine how you and Song Ziping performed in the live broadcast. Are you two stiff? Stiff, whether there is any spark in the interaction with each other. But I also watched your first live broadcast, and you two did a good job, so I gave up the idea of ​​teaching you how to sell rot and how to do business. "

I asked curiously and cautiously: "Then Sister Li, why did you ask me to come here today?"

Sister Li said indifferently: "The second phase of the marketing plan is launched. I just told you a few words on the phone before, and I still need to tell you the specifics now."

"First of all, last month we actually started to slowly market and build momentum on Weibo. Your account has already been registered and opened for business. Now you have as many fans as you have on station D. Next, we may put I will give you a copy of the account password, and you and Song Ziping can go to the Weibo account for business when necessary. However, the Weibo account is still handled by the staff on weekdays. And..."

Sister Li said that it was only one class time. When I heard some items that I didn’t know, I was a little shocked. I couldn’t close my mouth for a long time. Are all the life photos you want for Weibo business?"

Sister Li nodded and said, "Not bad."

I asked again: "Then, was the trending search on my drunk last time also made by the company?"

Sister Li said: "Not exactly, at first it was because of the trending search on Weibo. At first, I wanted to find someone to take down the trending post immediately. Later, our company read the comments and feedback below. It is very beneficial for us to promote the cp of you and Song Ziping. So respect is worse than obedience. Since there is such a good opportunity, we also quietly added a brick to make the hot search stay on the list for a longer time , and the position has also gone up several times."

Me: "..." I've seen it all, you guys are so crazy about marketing!

Sister Li looked up at me and asked, "Do you have any questions now?"

I shook my head blankly and said, "Not anymore."

Sister Li tapped her hand on the table, and she said, "Okay, now it's my turn to ask you a question."

I:? ? ?

"What do you think are the characteristics of an excellent internet celebrity couple? Or what do those lesser-known internet celebrity couples have in common?"

Sure enough, I knew she was going to ask this question, so I told Sister Li according to the answer discussed by Song Ziping and me: "The appearance, personality, and the content they show are interesting enough?"

After hearing this, Sister Li said: "What else? Don't want these particularly empty spots. Do you think there are any similarities between them?"

My hair was about to fall out and I still couldn’t figure out where they could be the same, so I had to whisper to Sister Li to tell me what the correct answer to this question was. Sister Li said:

"Pets, according to the analysis of our colleagues in the data department, about 80.00% of Internet celebrity couples have pets, most of them are cats and dogs, and there are some special breeds. Some even have pets that are more popular than people. phenomenon, so we decided to give you and Song Ziping, the hypothetical couple, a little more public setting."

I was stunned when I heard this outrageous but reliable answer after careful consideration. I said, "What does the company mean for me and Song Ziping to have a pet?"

Sister Li nodded indistinctly, and said very calmly: "Yes, you are really smart." With this calm tone and this compliment... Sister Li, are you really humiliating me?I'm about to burst into tears.

"Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"Did Song Ziping and I decide on this pet?" I asked.

"Yes, you two decide, but it's best not to raise a large dog. That apartment is too small to keep it. And after you raise it, remember to learn more about how to raise pets, even if it is in the grass Human design, but you have to be nice to pets, otherwise I don’t want to help you two clean up some black hot searches.”

I asked in a low voice: "Then... will the company pay for the pet?"

"...Paper, remember to issue an invoice."

"What about pet supplies and pet food?"

"Invoice."

After my stingy nature was satisfied, I immediately said, "Thank you Sister Li, I'm fine now!"

After I came out of the company, I realized that it was dark outside, so I took a taxi to go home.After getting in the car, I called Song Ziping:

"Hey, are you home yet?"

Song Ziping said: "Not yet, something happened to me, Nannan, are you coming back?"

With a little nervousness in my tone, I hurriedly asked: "What's the matter? What happened, are you alright?"

Song Ziping replied: "I'm fine, but when I was driving home... Well, how should I put it, I was touched by a stray cat. It stayed under my car and didn't leave. I wanted to hug it. I got up and moved the nest, but the cat didn’t let go of my hand, and I was afraid of being scratched by the cat’s claws, so I brought it back, and now I’m checking it at the pet hospital.”

"Nannan, are you allergic to cat fur?"

I'm a big grass, so there really are free pets that fall from the sky?Don't you even need to issue an invoice now?

I couldn't stop the joy in my heart, and I suppressed a smile and said to Song Ziping: "No allergies, no allergies, since it is so destined, let's take it home and treat it as a pet!"

Who would have thought that every day after that I would regret that I said this sentence?Who would have thought that I would be fighting every day with a cat that was no taller than my calf?

[Question, how to take care of a cat? 】

[Before buying: I thought I bought a good daughter/son, but after buying: I am it. 】