Snake

The snake demon's ointment is indeed miraculous. Comparing it to Huzi's head, Lu Xiehu always thought that the wound on his back mouth must be terrible. Unexpectedly, after one night, he was able to get up and take a slow walk on his own.

Taking advantage of the leisure time to recuperate, the Snake Demon can't help but chat with Lu Xiehu about some homework.Probably finally able to listen to people for a long time, and with the snake demon's "persuasion and seduction", Lu Xiehu was able to speak some simple sentences gradually, and the snake demon knew Lu Xiehu's real name and his general life experience.The demon is solitary by nature, and he doesn't think it's pitiful to be alone, but he sighs at his innate appearance.Turning around and seeing that Huzi is very dependent on him all day long, he feels innocent and kind, acting with the heart, only asking about good and evil, regardless of beauty and ugliness, never born worldly and narrow, but much more open-minded and sincere than his own body of practice.For a while, I couldn't help laughing at myself.

Lu Xiehu couldn't understand the inner thoughts of the snake demon. It was rare for him to meet someone who could speak and was literate and knowledgeable. He grew up and finally saw his name written on a piece of paper. When he was so rare, he also asked the snake demon for his name. .

Unexpectedly, someone waved his hand: "How can you casually tell people the name of the monster? What can you do later if you take a gourd and take it from me?"

Lu Xiehu was stunned, thinking to himself that this monster is really not as cautious as coy, but as annoying as it is.I was angry and didn't want to pick him up, but I always called him monsters, which was really rude.

Do you want to be called Dawang?

The snake demon glared at him: "Is this seat a bandit occupying the mountain?"

Then, Da Xianer?

"You are the only dancer, your whole family is a master dancer!"

Grandmaster?

"I, Amitabha, thank you!"

Simply, big beauty!

The snake demon stroked his chest to calm down, with an angry and funny expression on his face, and finally slapped his chest boldly: "Call me Brother Long!"

It turns out that as a snake demon who has practiced for nearly a thousand years, his ideal of becoming a demon is not to achieve the consummation of merit and virtue after cultivating a human body.Ordinary people always have the ambition of being a great roc, and the highest state of being a snake is naturally to want to fly a dragon in the sky one day.

Frothing all over the mouth, the snake demon was afraid that Lu Xiehu would not believe it, so he raised his forehead and showed him the ironclad evidence, only to see that there was indeed a small black pointed horn protruding from Yintang's hairline.

"When all the horns are out, I can dive into Sichuan, and after another 1000 years of cultivation, I can transform into a dragon!"

Lu Xiehu had never doubted this candidate's skills, and when he heard that he could transform into a dragon in the future, he admired him so much that he opened his mouth and yelled crisply and loudly: "Brother——"

Save a dragon character.

The snake demon felt that he was going to die of anger.

Or be laughed to death.

In short, if you stay with this ugly person, your life will be shortened, and no matter how deep your cultivation is, you will go crazy and smoke from your seven orifices.

So he stayed for another night, and the next day the snake demon quickly sent Lu Xiehu out of the mountain.

Before leaving, he thought of it as a thank you, except for a box of money that he promised, the snake demon kindly gave him a gift because he remembered that his rags and pants, which were already rotten and rotten, were even more shattered when they entered the crevices. New clothes for the season.It's midsummer, and the silk and hemp material is light and not sticky, making it very comfortable to wear.

Lu Xiehu had never worn such clothes in his whole life, and he walked cautiously, folded his arms, folded his shoulders and slipped his trouser legs, as if he was about to go to a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire.

The snake demon was amused by his appearance, flicked his sleeves and put another bag on his palm, and generously handed it to Lu Xiehu: "It's not a rare thing, I can change it with you a few times." Glanced at him The loose and thin hair was wet with sweat, and there were strands of it clinging to the scalp. At first glance, it looked like a plate of noodles mixed with mullet juice was stuck on the forehead, which made it look even uglier.The snake demon picked up a lock of hair with two fingers in distaste, and tsk-tsk in the mouth: "Oh, you are so untidy, you are in the way, why don't you wear a headscarf!"

Talking about raising his hand to attract a Confucian scarf, but matching it with the short shirt and narrow-leg pants, it is very nondescript.Not only did Lu Xiehu appear cautious, but the snake monster also burst out laughing with just one glance, and immediately changed.

The lotus-leaf towel looks more like a Taoist priest again.

Change the turban, like a thug.

He changed his soft hat again, looking like a waiter in the shop.

The left and right are always inappropriate, the snake demon was really impatient, he grabbed the tiger's head hat firmly and fastened it on Lu Xiehu.He was trying to play tricks on Lu Xiehu by the way, but he didn't expect that the hat fit on Lu Xiehu's head, and he was thin and short, looking much younger than his actual age. This set off is really cute.The snake demon couldn't help thinking for a while, then came back to his senses and clapped his palms and laughed: "Hahaha, that's good! A tiger is born in the name, I am a dragon and you are a tiger, and you are invincible!"

Lu Xiehu never thought that Jackie Chan would be invincible in the world, he just wanted not to be disliked by others, there was someone who would talk to him and smile at him, so that he could get rid of loneliness and no longer listen to Fengmian in the middle of the night, this life is enough.

It's not that he never thought of simply staying in the deep mountains, but Lu Xiehu was too inferior to say so.He is ugly!He's stupid, unlucky, and the monster has different ways, he doesn't want to harm Brother Long, let alone the tiger he has worked so hard to give birth to.

Yiyi said goodbye, and continued to smile and wave to people, as if watching her father disappear from the dirt road every time.Lu Xiehu stepped back step by step, raised his hands high, and didn't care whether the other party saw or was watching.He can see.As long as there is still an afterimage, he will keep raising his hand and waving goodbye.

Finally, there was no wind around.Lu Xiehu was already standing on the edge of the forest, and when he turned around, he saw the familiar mountain scenery. He had walked through it countless times in three years, and he would never get lost.

There was a moment of trance, like waking up from a dream, disillusioned, and stepped back into the world, still helpless and with nowhere to go, my heart suddenly collapsed, more desolate and lost than before.

The wind cut his face in pain, and it seemed that the tears were salty and dried up on the face. He raised the back of his hand and wiped it randomly, and ran home with his head tightly hugged.His family is only him, it was in the past, and it will be in the future.

And Brother Long could no longer know what that person was thinking.Blocked by mountains and forests, people's shadows are far away, and no thoughts and attachments can be read.He didn't intend to know either.He is a demon, he has practiced alone for hundreds of years, the horns on his forehead have already appeared, and this body still has a brilliant future, which is his yearning.Loneliness and extraordinary yearning.It's different from ordinary people with only a few decades of life, and it's different from Lu Xiehu.

After seeing off the unexpected intruder, he gracefully swayed all the way back to the stone gap, relaxed with no worries, and his beautiful appearance revealed his beauty from the inside out.It was so beautiful that his small fangs protruded from the outside of his lips again, and he hummed a melodious tune.

Walking to the entrance of the cave, he suddenly remembered something, Huarong turned pale with shock, cupped his face and shouted: "Tiger!"

At the same time, Lu Xiehu, who returned to his airy hut, also jumped up from the bamboo stool, hugged a half-human, half-snake baby in his arms, and was so frightened that he couldn't keep his mouth shut for a long time.

Conceived in one day, rested in two days, lingering in the snake cave for a total of three days, more than half of the time was hung with a nimble little snake demon around his neck, so that Lu Xiehu got used to the extra weight and walked all the way. It didn't feel wrong to carry the tiger home.It wasn't until he took off the tiger hat and held it in front of his eyes that he wanted to caress it, then put it away, only to find that there was a heavy object hanging from the end of the hat.Probably in the middle of the skin, the tiger only used its upper and lower teeth to bite the piece of cloth, and the tip of its tail was curled, hanging and spinning in mid-air.Turn it along for a while, twist it tight, and then turn it back in reverse, having a great time playing.

At first, Lu Xiehu's head was in a daze, but then he thought of Huzi's snake tail, and hurriedly grabbed him with both hands and stuffed him into the skirt of his clothes, and then he thought about how to send the baby back.

While thinking about going out, just as he walked outside the door, a handful of smoke suddenly exploded in front of him, and then Brother Long's furious and disheveled face appeared out of nowhere, and asked, "What about my son?"

Before Lu Xiehu could agree, he saw the tiger with its small head protruding from the person's arms, snatched it back, turned over, and slapped the snake's butt for a good beating.

How could Lu Xiehu be willing?Busy to stop, take everything on my own head, but in a hurry, I can't say a whole sentence, I just stammered: "I, I, don't, wrong..."

Long Ge glared at the fierce eyes, his tone became a rooster, and he said sharply: "You didn't run away! You are a fool, you are a rotten egg, you are so mad at me!"

Don't look at the fact that Brother Long likes to be a man now, but he can still change his female voice when he has a good temper. He also likes to call himself a woman.

Lu Xiehu didn't say anything, with a fearful expression on his face, but in his heart he really liked watching Brother Long make Xiaoman, and thought he was beautiful and unpretentious.

Brother Long doesn't need him to say.

Brother Long wanted to hear everything clearly.

Brother Long has a toothache.

"Tsk, you child is insane because of lack of love and care, right? You are happy to be scolded, but don't you feel happy when you are beaten?"

Lu Xiehu covered his buttocks and shook his head, totally displeased.

"pain--"

Brother Long spat at him: "It hurts!"

Lu Xiehu laughed half-mouthed, and said foolishly: "Happy!"

Brother Long wrinkled his nose and smiled narrowly: "What are you happy about?"

This time Lu Xiehu learned cleverly, pointed to his heart, and replied: "You know."

Long Ge knew for sure that as soon as he met, he heard the cheers in the ugly boy's heart. He was happy to meet and looked forward to the reunion.

"Hey——" Brother Long suppressed his smile, his beautiful eyes swept around a little, and he couldn't help being amazed, "Hey, hey, hey!"

Saying disgusting words, he raised his hand and pointed, and there were two sets of new mattresses on the bamboo bed, and four-post gauze curtains.

Huzi broke free from his father's embrace when he didn't know when, and crawled to the side of the bed, twisting his snake tail, jumped onto the bed with a spring tail, and rolled freely on the new mattress.

Two sets of mattresses, three people, plus an egg sleeping in a bamboo basket, lived here.