Snake
Chapter 5 5. The Brain Ax Doesn't Eat People
I always thought that being forced to lay eggs was the most tragic experience in life, but the reality taught Lu Xiehu to realize his innocence. There were surprises everywhere in the future. Misfortunes never come singly. What is worse than laying eggs?Just another egg.
Lu Xiehu was too desperate.
It turns out that such a handsome beauty can also deceive people.
It turns out that monsters are no more honest than ordinary people.
turn out to be--
"Which snake does not lay eggs in the same brood? Do you think they are all like hens?"
To be honest, Lu Xiehu has never seen many chickens, ducks and geese raised at home.Since he was very young, he was abandoned in a hut in the middle of the mountain to fend for himself. When his father was there, he couldn't eat a few meat dishes, and when his father left, he couldn't keep three meals. Taught the knowledge and skills of survival.So he didn't know that the habits of snakes and chickens, which are both oviparous animals, were actually very different, and he had never heard of such an unbelievable behavior of self-production and self-eating.
The snake demon taught him that an ordinary egg-eating snake would naturally not eat the eggs in its own nest.However, due to the huge consumption of daily cultivation, he, a big snake who has lived for seven or eight hundred years, is not enough to eat eggs.Therefore, he is as happy as a free-range chicken that lays eggs, rewarding himself with a few embryoless eggs every once in a while.Since it has no embryo, of course it will not hatch a cub like the egg the size of a wine urn that was trampled on.In other words, they are eggs, food that will only stink if left for a long time, not a unique state before the birth of life.
Having said that, although Lu Xiehu no longer felt horrified and sighed because the snake's eggs were about to be eaten, on second thought, he was still deceived after all.
"This can't be called cheating!" The snake demon showed no remorse, and even took it for granted, "The next one is the next one, and the next litter is also the next one. Did I ask you to do something else?"
Lu Xiehu shook his head obediently.
"This place was originally a delivery room I opened up. It's quiet and secluded. You broke in and disturbed my progress. Should you pay for it?"
Lu Xiehu really thought it should be.
"Look, you stepped on my son's eggs and disturbed my cleaning. I only asked you to do one thing. Lay two eggs for me. Did you still make money?"
Lu Xiehu thought about it, it was indeed not a loss.
"Can this be called cheating?"
No!
"Is this seat benevolent?"
benevolent!
"Is the monster good?"
it is good!
"Better than people, right?"
Well--
Lu Xiehu hesitated for a moment, and only raised his finger to point at the snake demon, meaning that he is a good monster, better than humans.
The snake demon was proud again, and when he smiled, he showed his small fangs, looking childish.
As a result, fifteen minutes later, Lu Xiehu successfully laid another egg for the snake demon.
This time it was a real egg, only a little bigger than a goose egg, long and oval, and at first glance it looked like a big sweet white flour bun, which was completely incomparable with the big urn egg Huzi lived in.Perhaps because of the difference in size, or because the eggshell is smooth and easy to give birth, this time Lu Xiehu did not find it difficult to bear the abdominal twisting, just like what the snake demon said at the beginning, but the pain in the mouth and mouth is more tormenting, and it is also painful after giving birth. Immediate recovery is not permitted.
However, the snake demon repeatedly assured him that the "business" by the way was only an example, and there were no snake eggs buried deep in his belly, so let it hurt as long as it hurts, and the right is to do good deeds to accumulate virtue.
After all, the snake demon did not cultivate towards evil, and his attitude had already softened after he got the benefits. He didn't bother to care about the egg that could add benefits to his cultivation, and focused on cleaning up Lu Xiehu, and properly applied ointment on his wounds.But the tiger crawled curiously to the side of the snake egg in the bamboo basket, looked around, then stretched out his hand to hold the egg tightly, opened his small mouth, and was about to bite.
"Oh my darling, you really know how to choose good food!" Fortunately, the snake demon stopped it quickly with his eyes and hands, and before the little fangs broke the eggshell, he even pinched it on Huzi's cheek a handful.Huzi spat out the letter, and crawled back into Lu Xiehu's arms resentfully, stuffing his fingers into his mouth, his eyes were full of resentment.
Lu Xiehu was still not used to talking, so he shook the tiger's son in his arms, babbling and smiling at him.
Seeing this, the snake demon at the side frowned, "Snakes don't have milk."
Lu Xiehu froze for a moment, his cheeks flushed slightly.
The snake demon was holding the egg, and said narrowly: "Snakes don't, but humans do!"
Lu Xiehu hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands.
"What's wrong with the man? The children are all born, so why not be curious? Don't limit your potential, I have confidence in you."
As he spoke, he reached out to lift the front of Lu Xiehu's tattered clothes.Lu Xiehu couldn't make him succeed, so he had no choice but to hold the baby in his hands, so he simply pressed the tiger to his chest as a cover.
The snake demon pointed at the child and laughed: "It's in my son's arms!"
Looking down, Huzi knew nothing of himself, and he opened his mouth to cover a piece of rag in front of his breast, sucking vigorously.
Lu Xiehu was surprised, but the snake demon was also surprised, thinking: "Could it be that he was born with human blood, a half-demon?"
Lu Xiehu didn't understand these things, and he didn't intend to understand them. He just liked Huzi more and more, and felt the blood and attachment in him. He was really close, and he was a little reluctant to part.
Unexpectedly, after hearing the snake demon's suspicion, he turned his head to look back, and saw that he was looking at the snake egg against the light, and there was a huge shock in his eyes.
"This is a live egg!" The snake demon suddenly looked at Lu Xiehu, his eyes widened, "There are embryos inside, listen!"
He listened intently on the eggshell with his ears attached, and could faintly feel a pulse, jumping thumpingly.
"Chou Chou, you are amazing, you laid the second egg alive, fate!"
Lu Xiehu didn't know if this was fate or doom, he just thought: The name Er Dan is too easy to choose!
Lu Xiehu was too desperate.
It turns out that such a handsome beauty can also deceive people.
It turns out that monsters are no more honest than ordinary people.
turn out to be--
"Which snake does not lay eggs in the same brood? Do you think they are all like hens?"
To be honest, Lu Xiehu has never seen many chickens, ducks and geese raised at home.Since he was very young, he was abandoned in a hut in the middle of the mountain to fend for himself. When his father was there, he couldn't eat a few meat dishes, and when his father left, he couldn't keep three meals. Taught the knowledge and skills of survival.So he didn't know that the habits of snakes and chickens, which are both oviparous animals, were actually very different, and he had never heard of such an unbelievable behavior of self-production and self-eating.
The snake demon taught him that an ordinary egg-eating snake would naturally not eat the eggs in its own nest.However, due to the huge consumption of daily cultivation, he, a big snake who has lived for seven or eight hundred years, is not enough to eat eggs.Therefore, he is as happy as a free-range chicken that lays eggs, rewarding himself with a few embryoless eggs every once in a while.Since it has no embryo, of course it will not hatch a cub like the egg the size of a wine urn that was trampled on.In other words, they are eggs, food that will only stink if left for a long time, not a unique state before the birth of life.
Having said that, although Lu Xiehu no longer felt horrified and sighed because the snake's eggs were about to be eaten, on second thought, he was still deceived after all.
"This can't be called cheating!" The snake demon showed no remorse, and even took it for granted, "The next one is the next one, and the next litter is also the next one. Did I ask you to do something else?"
Lu Xiehu shook his head obediently.
"This place was originally a delivery room I opened up. It's quiet and secluded. You broke in and disturbed my progress. Should you pay for it?"
Lu Xiehu really thought it should be.
"Look, you stepped on my son's eggs and disturbed my cleaning. I only asked you to do one thing. Lay two eggs for me. Did you still make money?"
Lu Xiehu thought about it, it was indeed not a loss.
"Can this be called cheating?"
No!
"Is this seat benevolent?"
benevolent!
"Is the monster good?"
it is good!
"Better than people, right?"
Well--
Lu Xiehu hesitated for a moment, and only raised his finger to point at the snake demon, meaning that he is a good monster, better than humans.
The snake demon was proud again, and when he smiled, he showed his small fangs, looking childish.
As a result, fifteen minutes later, Lu Xiehu successfully laid another egg for the snake demon.
This time it was a real egg, only a little bigger than a goose egg, long and oval, and at first glance it looked like a big sweet white flour bun, which was completely incomparable with the big urn egg Huzi lived in.Perhaps because of the difference in size, or because the eggshell is smooth and easy to give birth, this time Lu Xiehu did not find it difficult to bear the abdominal twisting, just like what the snake demon said at the beginning, but the pain in the mouth and mouth is more tormenting, and it is also painful after giving birth. Immediate recovery is not permitted.
However, the snake demon repeatedly assured him that the "business" by the way was only an example, and there were no snake eggs buried deep in his belly, so let it hurt as long as it hurts, and the right is to do good deeds to accumulate virtue.
After all, the snake demon did not cultivate towards evil, and his attitude had already softened after he got the benefits. He didn't bother to care about the egg that could add benefits to his cultivation, and focused on cleaning up Lu Xiehu, and properly applied ointment on his wounds.But the tiger crawled curiously to the side of the snake egg in the bamboo basket, looked around, then stretched out his hand to hold the egg tightly, opened his small mouth, and was about to bite.
"Oh my darling, you really know how to choose good food!" Fortunately, the snake demon stopped it quickly with his eyes and hands, and before the little fangs broke the eggshell, he even pinched it on Huzi's cheek a handful.Huzi spat out the letter, and crawled back into Lu Xiehu's arms resentfully, stuffing his fingers into his mouth, his eyes were full of resentment.
Lu Xiehu was still not used to talking, so he shook the tiger's son in his arms, babbling and smiling at him.
Seeing this, the snake demon at the side frowned, "Snakes don't have milk."
Lu Xiehu froze for a moment, his cheeks flushed slightly.
The snake demon was holding the egg, and said narrowly: "Snakes don't, but humans do!"
Lu Xiehu hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands.
"What's wrong with the man? The children are all born, so why not be curious? Don't limit your potential, I have confidence in you."
As he spoke, he reached out to lift the front of Lu Xiehu's tattered clothes.Lu Xiehu couldn't make him succeed, so he had no choice but to hold the baby in his hands, so he simply pressed the tiger to his chest as a cover.
The snake demon pointed at the child and laughed: "It's in my son's arms!"
Looking down, Huzi knew nothing of himself, and he opened his mouth to cover a piece of rag in front of his breast, sucking vigorously.
Lu Xiehu was surprised, but the snake demon was also surprised, thinking: "Could it be that he was born with human blood, a half-demon?"
Lu Xiehu didn't understand these things, and he didn't intend to understand them. He just liked Huzi more and more, and felt the blood and attachment in him. He was really close, and he was a little reluctant to part.
Unexpectedly, after hearing the snake demon's suspicion, he turned his head to look back, and saw that he was looking at the snake egg against the light, and there was a huge shock in his eyes.
"This is a live egg!" The snake demon suddenly looked at Lu Xiehu, his eyes widened, "There are embryos inside, listen!"
He listened intently on the eggshell with his ears attached, and could faintly feel a pulse, jumping thumpingly.
"Chou Chou, you are amazing, you laid the second egg alive, fate!"
Lu Xiehu didn't know if this was fate or doom, he just thought: The name Er Dan is too easy to choose!
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