fuck with me

Chapter 8

Yan Jun was sent off with a cold face. It was obvious that his old friend was very dissatisfied with his talkativeness, but he couldn't make no progress at all. Now that kid knows what's on him, so he should express his attitude so that Yan Chaoyang won't let Yan Chaoyang keep talking. He didn't have much patience for waiting like this.

"Okay, don't cry." Yan Zhaoyang felt that his old ears, which hadn't been hurt for many years, had really suffered a lot recently.Liu Feiyan knew that she stole an important elixir from someone else and would die, so she didn't want to be ashamed now, she wanted to treat Yan Chaoyang like a uncle, begging for mercy while saying nice things, boasting wildly.

"Don't make noise."

"Woooooo-"

Liu Feiyan didn't know that when he cried with his clever eyes, the tears tasted like spring wine, and fell down his cheeks onto Chaoyang's clothes, and a blush bloomed beside the plum blossoms on the cuffs.

Young Master Liu was suddenly forced to raise his head and his eyes widened, because he was still desperately trying to please the person just now, he knelt down and dragged his chin to kiss his face, and the teardrops on his face were swept away. Like a bell striking.

"No...not..." Before the word molestation came out, Yan Chaoyang, who still seemed to have the smell of alcohol on his tongue, sighed to himself, "It's so sweet."

Liu Feiyan, who had never seen the world before, suddenly fainted again, her little face was white and red, and she was very happy. He was really unlucky. This is the countless times he has fainted.

"What should I do, Chaoyang seems to take your words seriously." Little Yan Jun peeked from half a mile away, very worried.

Yan Jun was also very surprised: "I was talking nonsense at the time, what should I do now? Can I still expect him to come back with the elixir to help me?"

Little Yan Jun was also very happy to see his father deflated: "You will come up with bad ideas if you are told."

"You boy! Court death!"

Because Xiao Yanjun is very popular and loves to talk nonsense, within a few days, everyone who knows Chaoyang underground knows that this kind-hearted and kind-hearted adult, Mr. Pianpian, personally brought back a clever little ghost, and he likes it very much. It's very interesting to sleep together on the same bed every night, and sleep tied up.

"My lord is really depraved."

"Nonsense, my lord finally knows how to treat himself better, always stay by himself, how lonely."

"But that kid heard that he was causing trouble twice in three days, so he jumped into the river twice not long after he came."

"Isn't Master Chaoyang protecting this? If you have the ability, you can go to Lord Yan Jun, and no one will care if you jump ten times a day."

"...If no one cares about me, I will become a dead ghost."

"Why are you arguing, why don't you go do something!" Xiao Yanjun was listening with interest, but the group of people started talking gossip about his father, and stood up to send him away.

Liu Feiyan didn't go out for several days, she was so frightened and didn't know what would happen to her, she was worried all day long, thinking that she would die a miserable death, but in the end she was kissed by this old ancestor, kissed!

His mind was in a mess, and he even wondered if he was drunk at the time.

Yan Jun asked Yan Chaoyang to talk to him the next day, but fortunately, he only smelled the wine, and he immediately felt relieved: "Then when will we stew him?"

"You are also a Yan Jun anyway, don't cook for anyone to eat, let Wan Jun know, you..."

"Hey, hey, don't mention him, it's okay if I don't talk about it."

Yan Chaoyang is funny. If you want to say who Master Yan Jun listens to the most, then it must belong to Wan Jun in the fairy world. When he came down to earth, he was on a business trip, but he met Yan Wang, who was causing trouble in the world because of the pain of losing his wife, and played him in the heaven. Seeing Yan Jun's misery, the Jade Emperor couldn't bear to punish him too much. He rewarded him with dozens of magic whips and handed him over to Wan Jun. Who knew that he came to the underworld with him, and he was bullied all day long. Oh, and you have to be supervised when doing official business, so every time Lord Wan returns to the Heavenly Court, the old Hades is so happy that he can't find the north, but when he mentions this name, shadows follow him.

"Brother, just pity me. If you come back, at least I don't have to do things under his nose alone."

"Mr. Wan is actually a nice person, but he just can't see you neglecting your duties."

"I'm in charge of ghosts, and I'm not a god. Why do you want to be so strict! Seriously, Tianzi Yin can do this job. You are wasting your position!"

"Then I can't help it. My elixir hasn't come back yet, and I don't want to harm him... You can find it for me. Is there any other way to remelt my elixir."

Yan Jun got angry at what he said, and shook his hands angrily: "Find it yourself."

Chaoyang calmly said: "Then I won't look for it, you can do it yourself."

Yan Jun cried: "...a bad friend."

After the Chaoyang old ghost left, the matter of finding a solution naturally fell on Xiao Yanjun, because his father was very lazy, so he always liked to discuss with Wan Jun how to punish his father. When he comes back, he will definitely sue for [-] lawsuits.

Yan Jun looked at his son's smile that didn't deserve a beating, and without thinking about it, he beat him down. Anyway, he would not be scolded by Wan Jun at that time, it's better to flatten him first.

"Xiao Qi, where is Mr. Liu?"

"Ah, Mr. Xiaoliu, he said he went to feed the chickens."

Where do they have chickens? I guess they went to steal chickens and dogs again.

Not long after Liu Feiyan was wandering in the tree, she heard ghost messengers on the ground talking about her business, playing with the gold ingot in her hand, stopped to listen, hey, it's just nonsense!Young master, I was coerced at all!And your Lord Chaoyang looks serious, but he is actually an old pervert, he likes to touch people's thighs in the middle of the night, and he also likes to touch people through obscene pants... that thing!You guys are so open-minded in the underground, and you still have to praise him for doing this kind of thing, it's really unprincipled... huh?Why does everyone know about it?

"I heard that Lord Chaoyang had a sweetheart before, why now..."

"Hush—don't talk about it, Mr. Chaoyang's sweetheart, you can't find it. Now you finally fall in love with another one. Take care of your life."

"Oh. That adult is quite playful, isn't he?"

"Nonsense, my lord has been waiting for that person for hundreds of years, do you have such a love for him?"

The two people in the ground continued to talk, but the people on the tree didn't care to listen, and the person they liked still did it... It seems that Yan Chaoyang is really not a good ghost. It’s okay to not be in love, what to do to involve such an innocent ghost like myself, although he has indeed swallowed other people’s things, but it can’t be like this...

He didn't know anything about it, anyway, he didn't want to go back today, so he wandered around the underworld, and then went to the big soup pot of Meng Po, on a whim, wanted to chat for a few words, but saw the man over there. The Wangchuan River has been surrounded by rows of dead branches, and a sign has been erected - beware of falling into the water.

He was speechless for a moment, feeling that he was playing the role of an idiot here, and other people never needed a reminder sign when they came here.

Seeing him coming, the little girl took the initiative to come over and talk: "Master Chaoyang ordered this. He said that you like to move around and you are not careful, so it's safer. My lord will take care of you... Ouch, just said it." .”

Liu Feiyan froze, ran around again, was caught again, did she jump down again?It was useless to call my own mother, so I turned around and smiled obsequiously: "Old ancestor, why are you here?"

Yan Zhaoyang saw him standing by the river for a long time, wanting to see what he wanted to do, waiting impatiently, no one moved, and wanted to go straight away, but seeing him talking to Granny Meng's daughter, the smile on his face was bright , the two legs came out by themselves, so I had no choice but to find an excuse: "I'm afraid you will fall again."

"How can I be so stupid, and I never wanted to dance, hehe, what, let's go home, I have some..." He wanted to say that he was a little hungry, but when he said it, he knew it was a lie. With a brain twitch, I spit out two words, "I'm sleepy."