fuck with me

Chapter 7

When Liu Feiyan was awake, he refused to open his eyes... There was a chill on his stomach, and he was lying on his back with his hair sticking to his body, which made him want to cry for no reason...

"My lord... Great Immortal... how are you going to deal with me..."

"No, tell me, do you really want to go to Yangjian?"

Liu Feiyan nodded repeatedly.

"Then you have to give me back the things you took from me earlier." Yan Zhaoyang gave him a funny look, and brushed the wet hair off his face. That face...was indeed somewhat similar, but their personalities It's too different, and it's hard to think of it anyway, "Have you ever met a person who looks a lot like you before and stole his jade beads?"

"I've stolen too many things. I don't remember that. Besides, I don't care about people's appearance when I steal things."

There is indeed some truth in what he said, so he just asked casually, let everything go by chance, after all, he has been lost for so many years. In fact, when he was still alive, he almost gave up. The man married other men, and he was just A scholar who has met for a while, just wants to protect that person for a little longer... It seems that the gods don't like him, and he can be stolen and swallowed...

"Old Ancestor, what are you laughing at?" Although Yan Chaoyang smiled very beautifully and immortally, but now he just feels chills down his spine, maybe he thought of some interesting idea to punish himself...

He immediately thought of the brocades, incense candles, shackles, and jade that Xiao Yan had mentioned, together with a very delicate but evil face... Mother!Where are you!

The next moment, a section of carmine-colored red silk two feet long fell on his shoulders, wrapped around his wrists a few times as if alive, and bound him to the corner of the bed, and his clothes were lifted up by the brocade and tied around his legs.

"No, you will run away again when I fall asleep later."

"You haven't slept enough..." Liu Feiyan wanted to cry, "Then I still want to accompany you? At least put down your pants..."

"I want to touch."

This is... an old pervert!She really did what she said, it’s really not a good thing to live under the fence, Liu Feiyan just felt that her hands were moving around her body, and she had a lot of goosebumps, but it didn’t take long for her body to warm up again, the heat in her waist and abdomen was just right, it was inspiring As soon as I fell asleep, a thought suddenly popped up in my heart that I wanted to kill myself-the old ancestor felt so comfortable.

So the two hugged each other comfortably and slept like this for countless days and nights.

Liu Feiyan didn't know how long it had been since she came down, she didn't drink any water, she didn't eat anything, but her complexion became more and more rosy, Little Yan Jun was patrolling outside every day, looking at his face could pinch water, feeling angry, a little Not only did the thief steal Chaoyang's important things, but he also shared the bed with his uncle, and Chaoyang's aura was touched by him.

But although he looks ruddy, his heart is like a dry spring. It's not because of Yan Chaoyang, but because he hasn't gone out for the past few days, and his whole body feels uncomfortable, especially his hands. Once he can't do the movements he's used to, I couldn't help itching, but luckily I still had a lot of time after copying the book today, and Yan Chaoyang was not around, so I sneaked out by myself.

But he didn't expect that the person who didn't like him was secretly watching him in the dark.

Good boy, it's roof tiles again, let's see what you want to steal this time.

Liu Fei Yan Guang picks places where there are few ghosts, some roads he only needs to walk once, and he can remember them. The neighborhood seems to be Yan Chaoyang's hometown. He went to the old ghost's house to steal things, but he still has to go back later. It's like not stealing, let's change the place.He remembered that Yan Chaoyang said that he couldn't go back because he took his things, but he didn't have the slightest impression of that jade. Could it be possible that he would be a ghost underground for the rest of his life?Although there is no aging or death here, it is not as comfortable as the world. If you know where the thing is, maybe he can steal it back and return it to him?

Xiao Yanjun secretly followed him all the way, but saw that he turned into his father's hall again, and thought to himself, you are really bold enough to dare to come!

"Boy! What are you doing sneakily again!" With an angry shout from behind, Little Yan Jun immediately straightened his back, turned his head in embarrassment, and smiled like a flower, "Father..."

"What do you want to steal again?"

"I didn't, I'm here to catch thieves this time!" Little Yan Jun said, "The guy surnamed Liu is here again."

Yan Jun glanced at the main hall lightly, then continued to look back at his son: "Don't always think about slandering others, go home and copy the books for me."

Little Yanjun was wronged: "I really didn't! You can go in and see!"

With such a big commotion outside, the people inside have already avoided it, and there must be no one going in now. Yan Jun also knows that Liu Feiyan is inside, but for Yan Chaoyang's sake, he is too lazy to bother: "I won't go. Look, you copy the ghost method for me, three times, to save you from running around."

So Xiao Yanjun gritted his teeth against this little thief even more, and ran back angrily to copy books, his father was not good at this, he always liked to learn from Chaoyang, what's the point of copying books!

Seeing his son's face flushed with anger, Yan Jun was in a good mood, and as soon as he flicked his sleeves, Liu Feiyan was summoned to the front of the main hall from two miles away, and fell so painfully that he almost screamed.

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"Daddy, how are you feeling today?"

"Okay, what's wrong?"

An old man in his eighties drifted to sit next to Yan Chaoyang, "Because everyone thinks that your complexion is getting better and better, and grandma is also very happy, saying that it has been a long time since I saw you drinking heavily, so I just order it."

There is a natural wine stove next to him, and it still generates heat. He would get drunk just by smelling the smell every day. How could he have the time to drink those things.

"Xiaoqi, tell me, if I go to reincarnate, do you think it's good or not." His tone was light, and Yan Qi couldn't tell what he was thinking, so he just said: "Father thinks it's suitable... ...Is it because of that Mr. Liu?"

"Huh? Is that so?" The old ancestor looked at the distance shining with white light, and then turned his head to look at the volumes of books on the desk. As soon as he stretched out his hand, the top volume flew into his hand, rustling Flipping through it by myself, "The writing is pretty average." After turning a few more pages, the corners of the ancestor's eyes curled up, "The drawing is quite good."

"Ok?"

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it, if I leave, you old ghosts will have to reincarnate."

"Father, although I am old, I am not as old as you." How dare you call someone an old ghost.

After about an hour, Yan Jun took Liu Feiyan by the collar, slipped him back, and casually threw him on the ground.

When Liu Feiyan saw Yan Chaoyang, it was like seeing a god: "Great Immortal, save me! He's going to cook me up!"

Yan Chaoyang looked puzzled, Yan Jun rubbed his palms for a while, raised his eyebrows and looked at his younger brother: "He wants to ask me where you lost that jade bead, and he wants to find it for you, I promised him, who knows As soon as the water boiled, he ran away in a hurry."

Liu Feiyan: Nonsense, everyone can run!

Yan Jun: "Did you not tell him that the thing was on him?"

Liu Feiyan: "What? On me?"

"Yes, in your stomach, his panacea."

Liu Feiyan suddenly touched his abdomen in disbelief, as if knowing that he was pregnant for ten months: "Isn't that a jade bead, how could it be in me...ah!" A few children insisted on throwing sugar balls. The jade beads were as bright as the ones sold by the peddler. He accidentally threw them into his mouth and ate them. He was afraid for a long time, afraid of being poisoned. die.

"Then don't I have to disembowel and die again before I can go to reincarnation, no, wouldn't that die again?" He looked at Yan Chaoyang pitifully, "Old Ancestor, don't you just wait for when to kill me?" Have you gained weight and eaten?"

He quickly hugged the slender legs in front of him, and rubbed his face uselessly: "I don't want to die yet——"

Yan Jun kindly reminded: "You have already died once."

So someone cried even more fiercely, Lord Chaoyang was hugged on his thigh, he felt that the whole person weighed a thousand catties, and he couldn't move a step away, and... he didn't really want to move away.