Neighbors with powerful ministers

For Xie Jie, who had a big brain hole, Fang Chaoci's move was simply a provocation to him.

"Does it mean that in his eyes, I am a person with an underdeveloped cerebellum?" Xie Shizi learned and used it flexibly. In fact, he doesn't even know what the cerebellum specifically refers to, but it doesn't matter, he will associate it, "He is mocking me. stupid!"

What does it mean to be prepared for the unexpected?It shows that Fang Chaoci is sure that Xie Jie will fall again.The most frightening thing was that Xie Jie really fell.the third time!If things go on like this, Xie Jie is really afraid that his body will form a habit, like wanting to fall when he sees Fang Chaoci, that kind of future is really terrible.

Old man: "..."

"Don't fight for steamed buns, I must make Fang Chaoci look good!" Xie Jie made such a big wish.

Xie San'er, one of the four sons, just stepped into the flower hall. Hearing this, without asking cause and effect, he winked and responded positively: "Give him a good look!"

There is a saying that when you hate a person, no matter what he does, you will hate him.Even if it's just an ordinary greeting from the other party, you can interpret one hundred and eight kinds of deep meanings and faults.Xie Jie is now in the dimension of talking about Fang Chaoci.

"Don't, don't, let's talk if we have something to say." These words came from Xie Xiaosi who was usually the most evasive, and he walked in right behind his brother.

Xie Xiaosi's dress today is very different from his brother - he has a particularly dazzling five-color phoenix pinned on his head, with egg-shaped leaves and corymbs, bright yellow in the middle, pink and white on the outside, and the colors are so rich Makes one want to doubt life.An imposing nine-foot man with a high nose and deep eyes, a vicious look, and slightly curly hair, but now he has a big colorful flower in it...

Xie San'er silently turned his face away, not wanting to see his younger brother hurt his eyes, he felt that this was the greatest respect for their brotherhood.

Xie Jie didn't have so many worries, he laughed without hesitation, pointed at Xie Xiaosi and said, "Are you going to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit my property?"

Xie Xiaosi was very aggrieved, tall, with moist eyes, standing in the hall where the sun was brightest, resentfully: "Lang Jun, go and see, which man on Daqi Street doesn't have hairpins?"

"I won't wear it." Xie Jie pouted.Although he has always liked to be on the cusp of trends, he is the only one who is insensitive to Dai Hua's style.He didn't even want to wear the emerald leaves and golden flowers, which represented the ability to enter and leave the palace at will, he was only willing to brush his face, let alone these pure decorations.

"That's because you have a good foundation, and you look good without wearing it. We are not congenitally adjusted, so we have to work hard the day after tomorrow." Xie Xiaosi is now like a peacock with its tail open, all over the body Filled with indescribable air of broken sleeves.

"Why, you found No. 20 Siren again?" Xie Jie threw a petal of oranges with distinct grains into his mouth.

If you ask Xie Jie what is so good about living in Jiangzuo, then Xie Jie can say responsibly that Jiangxi kumquats are so cheap that you cry.Jiangxi kumquat is a very famous precious fruit in Daqi, because Xie Jie’s uncle Renzong loved it when he was still alive.However, the mountains and rivers in Jiangxi are far away, so it is inconvenient to transport, and because everyone wants to eat the same type of oranges as the official family, the price of Jiangxi kumquats has always been high, and the price is heavy on the capital.It wasn't until Xie Jie arrived in Jiangzuo that he realized that this thing was actually worthless at all.

Kumquats are bright in color, sweet and refreshing. Xie Jie followed Renzong since he was a child and cultivated the habit of eating oranges. Even now that he knows that kumquats are not worth much, he has already felt affection for them.

There is not only affection, but also perception. Xie Jie thinks that this kind of affection that everyone likes no matter whether it is expensive or cheap, is true love.

"No, no, no," Xie Xiaosi shook his head again and again, and replied to Xie Jie, "I'm a very traditional person. There is still a possibility of being with No.20 for the third term, so why would I go to see someone else? Then I'm not responsible."

No.20 three terms?When Xie Jie figured out who No.20 was, he almost choked on a mouthful of oranges: "Did Liulang next door talk to you?"

"Here, we are all neighbors, helping each other, helping each other." Xie Xiaosi even smirked with embarrassment.

"Lang Jun, don't listen to him, he has no good intentions at all, he just wants to be close to the water." Xie San'er was full of contempt for his younger brother's behavior.Chasing a little lady is not like this.

"You know that Liu Lang has good intentions?" Xie Jie sneered, always thinking that this is also Fang Chaoci's conspiracy!

Is this a conspiracy by Fang Chaoci?

Of course it is.

must be.

Liu Lang endured it with tears in his eyes, and just like that, he became friends with the stupid big man next door who had a worse mouth than anyone else and worse aesthetics than anyone else, thinking that he would definitely bear the humiliation and shoulder the arduous task of breaking into the enemy's interior!

Taking advantage of Xie Jie's ideological education to Xie Xiaosi, hoping that he would stop the small head from directing the big head and distinguish the enemy's sugar-coated shells, Xie San'er and Zhai Lao also retreated to one side, and exchanged in a low voice. news.Empress Dowager Nie has arrived in Jiangzuo, and gave birth to a pair of Lin'er in the Duo Hall of Daqing Hall last night.The emperor is beautiful, the prince is healthy, and all three are safe.The official didn't let people announce the decree, but ordered Fang Shaoqing to deliver the letter, just to make a lie.

The old man nodded, and a few cryptic and vague words were enough for him to understand thoroughly and understand how to deal with it next.

Sure enough, when Xie Jie and Xie Xiaosi had a clear discussion, he finally thought of his nephew and niece.

"What do children like? Before my cousin comes back with the children, we must get things ready." Xie Jie's age is actually not the kind of age that can have too much love for children, because He was a child himself.He now has pure empathy for his two nephews, all from his cousin.

"Your Majesty has just given birth and is still in confinement. The two Highnesses are young, so it is definitely inconvenient to move. It will take several months to move around. If it is cold and snowy, the horse will be slippery, and it will take longer , let's not rush."

The house boss always coaxed Xie Jie in the same way. He didn't give Xie Jie an exact time, because he didn't know when the eldest princess's battle would end.

Xie Jie nodded to show that he understood, and the matter was over.He definitely likes his little nephew, but it's hard to have feelings if he hasn't met them before, so he is not that urgent when he sees them.

After finishing speaking, Xie Jie suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked Xie San'er: "What are you doing here?"

Xie San'er had been prepared for a long time, and replied with a bitter face: "There are people from my hometown again."

Xie Jie also turned into a bitter gourd: "Again?"

They are all relatives, even if they are about to leave five clothes, they are relatives whose blood is thicker than water, there is absolutely no reason for Xie Jie to ignore him when he becomes the heir of a dragon and a phoenix grandson.If he dared to be such an asshole, his mother would be the first to beat him by copying the soles of his shoes.

"Go and invite them in with Dad." Xie Jie didn't want to move the place anymore, and decided that today's trivial tablet lawsuit will be held in the flower hall.

After a while, the pro and anti contestants grabbed each other's collars and walked in energetically.Coincidentally, they all chose to wear flowers of different colors today, which looked more exotic than Xie Jie's garden.One called Xie Jie "eldest nephew" and the other called Xie Jie "uncle and grandpa". They called each other kinder than the other, but looked at each other's eyes and wished they could breathe fire.

Seeing these two, Xie Jie was even more worried, because they had just been here during the Ghost Festival.

At that time, Xie Jie didn't understand what they were arguing with in their native dialect.Xie Jie grew up in the north, and the context of his entire childhood was Yongji mandarin, no matter how bad it was, it was a few more contagious dialects in the north. He really couldn't understand the soft language of Wu Nong in the south.Even after listening to fellow villagers quarreling here for three years, his eyes are still darkened.

However, these two relatives, who are about the same age but several generations behind, are very enthusiastic. It is not counted as the end of the theory in front of Xie He's memorial tablet. They must speak very poor Mandarin, so please Xie Jie to uphold justice.

Xie Jie rested his chin, trying very hard to understand what the other party said.But the only thing he understood was "[-]", which was a swear word.It has to be said that in terms of language, the first thing humans learn is always swear words.Xie Jie couldn't help but start to wander. After arguing for so long, there was no sign of making a move. The gap between the north and the south is really huge.

"Are you right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes!" Xie Jie replied very carelessly.

"Then it's settled!"

"..." No, I'm not, I haven't, what's the deal? !

The author has something to say: *Five-Colored Phoenix: I found the name of this flower from the ancient book "Old Stories of Wulin" describing the Southern Song Dynasty, but I didn't find the corresponding modern flower name, so I understood it as Wucai Fengxianhua .If there are any mistakes or omissions, please be sure to inform QAQ

* Hairpin flowers: This trend was indeed very popular in the Song Dynasty. No matter how strong a man is, it is beautiful to wear flowers.

*Cuiye Jinhua: It was stipulated during the Song Huizong period that guards could wear this in and out of the palace at will. The text was slightly modified to become that anyone who wants to enter and leave the palace freely should wear it.