Interstellar Feng Shui Master

Wu Meow: My tiger is stupid

What Yue Wu said was so straightforward that it made Donghuang and the whole group speechless for a moment, not knowing what to say.

"If you eat a few vegetarian meals in a row, you will lose your house? What kind of pet is yours, why is it so delicate? Send it to the Seventh Division of the Military Headquarters for two days of training. General Gu will go out and promise to train your pet to be obedient in two days. Just listen General Gu's words!" The three-color raccoon cat licked its lips, thinking that the Seventh Division of the Military Headquarters at the beginning was a place where dirty people stayed. The pet is absolutely at your fingertips, "You just need to come and give us the endotoxin removal of Hualuo grass in exchange."

Gu Wenye laughed a little angrily at the side. He glanced at the three-color civet cat who was wagging its tail slightly from side to side as a negotiating gesture. When did the Seventh Division of the Military Headquarters become a beast taming ground, and he became a beast trainer?

Yue Wu pointed out sharply, "My spiritual pet, why do you listen to your General Gu's words? If you don't want to send it away, you won't see it off." Yue Wu shook his head again and again, and his spiritual pet went to listen to other people's words, and it was still his own. Spirit pet?This little cat doesn't look like an honest cat, it really isn't honest at all.

"Since you didn't do those things, what are you doing now? Why are you confronting them?" Donghuang asked.

Yue Wu spread his hands, "Isn't this what your emperor asked me to do? Then I have to make a living? After all, I don't want to be vegetarian for several meals in a row."

"..."

The three-color civet cat felt that the person in front of him should also be sent to the Seventh Division of the Military Department for rectification.Picky eaters can't do it.

Donghuang wanted to pry Yue Wu's head open to see if everything inside was evacuated by a vacuum when the space-time disorder shuttled in, "Look, do you want to eat some meat, or do you want to be eaten now?" Shall I take it back to heaven and put it in prison?"

"...Then I just want to eat some meat." Yue Wu felt that there was no choice, he still had to hang out with the emperor.

Donghuang was thinking about what he was talking about, probably infected by the stupidity of Yue Wu.

Yue Wu: Let Li Liang fart.

"I have small dried fish here, do you want it?" The three-color civet cat took out the storage device on its claw wrist, took out a handful of dried fish, and spread its paws to look at Yue Wu.

"Hey, I want to, I'm so hungry." Yue Wu hurriedly ran down from the high seat, who said that this little cat is dishonest?Obviously a little cutie.

He hugged the three-color civet cat and rubbed its head hard twice, almost hugging it and kissing it.

God knows how much he suffered in this world QAQ

It's a big loss, and the belt has become wider.

"What are you doing?" Donghuang said, and before he could take Yue Wu aside, the cat showed its claws and scratched the corner of Yue Wu's mouth.

Yue Wu:? ? ?

Donghuang: "Hiss..."

Qiu Yanping & Gu Wenye: "..."

Qiu Yanping hastily pulled the three-color civet cat into his arms, and held down the cat's restless hands and feet. The three-color civet cat looked at Qiu Yanping aggrievedly, "Mr. Qiu, this man is going to pluck the hair on my head QAQ"

Qiu Yanping silently glanced at the cat's forehead, it seemed that a little hair was missing.

Hearing Huamao's words, Yue Wu suddenly glanced at his palm with some guilty conscience, "Hey, why does your cat shed hair so easily?"

"Shut up, shut up!" the three-color civet cat raised its paws to hug its bald head, and shouted.

Gu Wenye took out the cat that was lying in Qiu Yanping's arms.

Before the three-color raccoon could realize that he was being lifted up by the most respected and beloved General Gu, he was thrown aside.Donghuang watched the cat do a few somersaults out of thin air, subconsciously moved over to catch it, and saw the cat landed steadily in his arms with its four paws down at an unbelievable frequency.

——Donghuang thought that with those few somersaults, this cat would at least have to fall on its back against the ground.

The three-color raccoon cat grabbed Donghuang's clothes and swallowed, it forgot that the general's wife's arms cannot be held QAQ

Hua Mao touched his head distressedly, and the triangular-eared ears lay flat on the ground in aggrieved way, and he felt a little embarrassed when he saw it.

"Isn't it just a few hairs? Hey, I'll just urge you to get a few out." Yue Wu waved his hand, and said that he wanted to change some spells for the cat to make up for it.

Qiu Yanping deeply felt that the Yue Wu was unreliable, so he interrupted aloud, "The hair that was born should look different from the original hair, right?"

"It must be different." Yue Wu took it for granted, and turned to ask the three-color raccoon cat, "What color do you want? I can also change the seven-colored rainbow color. By the way, how long do you want? Is three inches enough? It must be bigger than that. I just pulled off the long hair."

"..." The three-color raccoon cat trembled, "I don't want it, I don't want it anymore." This cat is handsome and mighty and must not be ruined by this fool QAQ

"You're so polite, then I'm so embarrassed." Yue Wu pursed his lips, thinking that he could stay for a while.

"Then why don't you come to work for a few days, and it will be compensation for removing the toxins from the Hualuo grass." said the three-color civet cat.

Yue Wu: "...If you don't want it, then you don't want it."

Donghuang listened to one person, one cat, you and me saying each other, like acquaintances, a little puzzled, why does this cat in his arms talk so much, so familiar?

The three-color raccoon cat lay on Donghuang's arm without realizing that there was anything wrong with it. The smaller half of its body was exposed outside, and its two front paws rested on Donghuang's arm. It looked at Yue Wu and said, "You, you eat me!" I plucked my hair, why don’t you eat it.” It patted Donghuang’s arm in displeasure, with a serious expression like patting a table.

The pad of the kitten's palm was soft and warm, with a ring of fur on the side. Donghuang felt that his heart was a little numb after being slapped twice by the cat's paw.

Donghuang didn't know that in another world, there was a kind of cat slave who reacted like him.

Yue Wu blinked, "Then what will you do with me?"

The three-color civet cat raised its tail and narrowed its eyes in dissatisfaction.

Qiu Yanping whispered to Gu Wenye, "So shameless."

"Actually, it's okay, I've seen more shameless ones." Gu Wenye said seriously.

"Then how did you do it?"

"Be submissive."

"..."

Yue Wu said "Hello" twice, "I heard everything."

Donghuang clicked his tongue, "This method is not bad. Anyway, you can't beat me."

Yue Wu immediately became vigilant, "Do you really want to fight?"

"Look at your performance." Donghuang said, he raised his hand and gently followed the cat on the cat's back, and the raised tail of the cat slowly lowered down obediently.

"To be honest, I really didn't do anything too much. Although I wanted to do it, I didn't succeed, right? My ancestor said something, have you heard of the Qiu family boy? You have to forgive others and forgive others. Let me go, and I'll let you go too." Yue Wu said, he paused for a second, changed the subject, and sold his spiritual pet mercilessly, "Besides, the matter of the coffin house was also caused by my spiritual pet. If it comes out, there is a wrong and a debt, so why don't you go find it."

"I finally know why your spiritual pet is missing." Donghuang gave Yue Wu a contemptuous look.

Yue Wu: "...you can't say that. After all, I am also a principled person. If the spiritual pet has done something wrong, it is natural for it to stand up and take responsibility." The three-color civet cat nodded in agreement, "Well, that's right."

Donghuang shook the kitten in his arms, "Who do you line up with?"

"Anyway, not with you." The three-color civet cat snorted, glanced at his own clothes on Donghuang, and vented his anger.

Donghuang: "..."

"Then where is your pet?" asked the three-color raccoon cat, "where is it?"

"Hmph, I haven't looked for that heartless one." Yue Wu raised his chin proudly.

"Then you'd better find it now." Donghuang said, "That spirit beast of yours has already helped people commit many things that violate the law of heaven. When the things have reached the point of no return, the spirit beast is found. Then He will be stripped of his spiritual bones and demoted to the fairy world."

Yue Wu opened his eyes slightly, "The tiger isn't that stupid, is it?"

"You don't make too much of what you do." Donghuang said with a pointed glance at his surroundings.

Yue Wu: "..."

"It is said that beasts follow their masters, they are right."

Yue Wu: Let Li Liang fart.

But it was true that the tiger was a bit stupid, Yue Wu had to admit it in his heart.He let go of his spiritual sense, closed his eyes and scanned carefully.

The others stood in place and waited. After a while, Yue Wu opened his eyes, and Qiu Yanping asked, "Did you find it?"

Yue Wu: "I forgot to unlock the meson space." Just now, all of them are in the meson space. No wonder no one or any life form was found except them.

The beast follows its master.

Everyone (except Yue Wu) thought so in their hearts.

After unlocking the meson space, in an instant, the group of people was full of people. After all, tonight is the second day of the lively Jichun Lantern Festival. It is not surprising that the streets and alleys are full of people. Although they appeared out of thin air, but this There are people and vendors everywhere on the street, no one pays attention to the pedestrians on the street, and it doesn't cause much noise.

Rhubarb saw Gu Wenye and his party with sharp eyes, raised his arm with the fish cake in his hand and waved it, "General Gu! General Gu! I'm here!"

"General Gu? Is that General Gu?"

"Where is it!"

"General Gu!"

"You're a cat learning how to bark like a wolf. Meow meow meow, General Gu, look at me!"

Realizing that he had made a mistake, Rhubarb quickly withdrew his arm and stuffed the fish cake into his mouth, carefully hiding his figure and reducing his sense of presence.

"General Gu, you've been exposed." Da Huang reported in a low voice on the other end of the radio. "

Gu Wenye: "...Thank you, I understand."

"You're welcome, this is my duty." The big yellow cat said frankly.