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A group of five people in the supermarket group got on a tricycle specially provided by the staff, and set off in high spirits.

5 minutes after departure.

Yu Yan watched helplessly as the uncle carrying a hoe passed their car on foot.

"Shen Haokuo, can you do it, where did all the usual meals go?"

Shen Haokuo was sweating profusely, and said angrily: "You can come here, do you know how heavy you are!"

He Xu looked around and saw that the dirt road in the countryside was uneven, and there was still a section of uphill to climb not far away.

He made a decisive decision: "Abandon the car."

Shen Haokuo stopped kicking forward desperately, and he turned to look at He Xu.

Is the car of the program group just toss it away?

He Xu said: "Let's find a parking lot to store it, and when we come back, we will ride back."

This time, the VJ was stunned. Where is there a parking lot in the countryside?

Seeing their sluggish faces, He Xu shook his head and explained: "Since we have come to the beautiful countryside, how can we not experience the simple humanistic customs here."

Feng Xingwen was the first to understand what he meant: "You mean, find a family and borrow a place in his yard."

"BINGO," said He Xu, "we vote democratically, who do you think is the most pleasing to the villagers."

The four brothers looked at Chu Gaofei together.

Chu Gaofei said weakly: "I voluntarily charge forward for everyone."

He Xu nodded: "Good boy."

Follow-up VJ: I can see that all your votes are dictatorships disguised as democracy.

Chu Gaofei faced the camera and said: "Please add a tragic BGM for me in the later stage."

Afraid of creating pressure on the local residents, several people, including the camera, stood far away on the side of the road, looking at Chu Gaofei's lonely back.

Yu Yan: "Actually, we are giving Feifei a chance to grow up."

Shen Haokuo: "Yes, brother Gao Fei will definitely feel our good intentions."

He Xu said: "Don't worry, everyone, even if Chu Gaofei fails, we still have a secret weapon."

Tool man Feng Xingwen's heart shuddered.

Fortunately, Chu Gaofei lived up to expectations and returned triumphantly.

Shen Haokuo cheerfully rode his tricycle into the small courtyard in front of the wooden door, wiped his sweat and walked back and said, "I suspect that the transportation provided by the program group is simply to punish us."

He Xu comforted him earnestly: "We can't treat the program group as an enemy. We are all colleagues. Only by cooperating with each other can we present the best variety show effect for the audience."

Feng Xingwen waited quietly for his "but".

"However," He Xu paused, and continued, "Since the director team regards us as rivals, we can't give in. We have to show fans the courage of our TEENAGER boy group."

Feng Xingwen put his hands flat in the air.

"TEENAGER."

He Xu took the back of his hand.

"come on!"

The other three didn't know what was going on. Although they didn't understand why the atmosphere suddenly became hot-blooded, it was always right to follow the organization.

So, the five of them raised their hands to the sky together.

"Defeat the director team!"

Follow the VJ and move the camera slowly towards the sky along the overlapping hands: Cheng PD, you go all the way...

The uncle carrying the hoe in front was startled by their sudden yelling and almost lost his grip on the hoe, and kept looking back to see what they were doing.

He Xu said: "This battle will be very difficult. We have limited resources. I hope everyone can overcome the difficulties and go to victory."

Chu Gaofei nodded desperately.

He Xu opened the shopping list that had been discussed beforehand, and said sadly: "For the victory of the team, a small part of the interests must be sacrificed. As the captain, I must make decisions for everyone."

Then, he took out a pencil from his pocket, and with a stroke of his hand, Ding Man's fried chicken was crossed out.

Follow-up VJ: Ding Man, you go too...

In the short 10-minute walk to the supermarket, only five of the ten items on the shopping list were left. Coincidentally, the remaining items happened to be proposed by the five-person group in the supermarket.

Follow-up VJ: What a coincidence, smile.jpg

There is only a small supermarket in the village at the intersection of the village head, which is completely incomparable with the shopping malls in the city. A few people standing at the door can see the bottom at a glance.

He Xu suddenly felt that he had wronged Cheng PD, and with 300 yuan, he could do whatever he wanted here.

However, he soon discovered that the small supermarkets had fewer items, but the prices were not low. After all, they couldn't follow the route of small profits but high sales.

He Xu and Feng Xingwen first went to buy the main purpose of this purchase - milk tea.

"Milk tea is brewed with tea leaves first, and then milk is added to make it?" He Xu asked Feng Xingwen.

Feng Xingwen used his mobile phone to search for homemade milk tea: "Well, there is black tea, milk and condensed milk are fine."

He Xu rummaged on the counter for a long time, but couldn't find the materials he wanted.

Feng Xingwen raised his hand and took a pack of black tea from the counter: "If you don't have condensed milk, you can use white sugar instead."

He Xu said, "One thing is missing."

Feng Xingwen looked down at the tea bags and milk in the shopping box, wondering, "What's missing?"

He Xu sighed: "Milk tea without pearls has no soul."

"..."

Feng Xingwen grabbed his wrist and forcibly pulled him out of this area.

"Don't look for it, there won't be any here, just make do with it and drink."

He Xu broke free from his hand, with a serious face and a stern tone.

"Sorry, I'm working so hard to make progress, not just to make do with it."

Feng Xingwen raised his forehead: "If what you're discussing with me isn't pearl milk tea, I might applaud you and praise you for being awesome."

He Xu, who had no pearls, had no choice but to take two extra chocolates to fill the void in his heart. Of course... Feng Xingwen's share was used.

Over there, Chu Gaofei and the others also found pork and bread, and they were going to make hamburgers for lunch.

After closing the account, the balance is 58 yuan.

Chu Gaofei said: "There are so many left, let's bring some snacks for the housekeeping team."

Yu Yan cast a very disapproving look at him, it's really not worth the money if you are not in charge.

"When you go out, you must have money by your side, you know."

He Xu is very satisfied with Yu Yan's finances, and plans to sign a long-term contract with him and run for re-election in the future.

The supermarket group is progressing smoothly, while the housekeeping group on the other side is staring at Cheng PD.

Ding Man: "Director, we are so bored, don't we have anything to do?"

Cheng PD: "You can sleep."

Timon: "It's too depraved, I like it."

Cheng PD: "..."

Ding Man thumped twice on the ground and sat up.

"No, as soon as I close my eyes, I see them eating ice cream behind my back, so angry that I can't sleep."

Cheng PD: Is your mind as big as the tip of a needle?

Ding Man changed his posture, lying on the ground, resting his chin on both hands, trying to be cute.

"Director, how about we use your name to make a three-line poem, and you will be the referee."

Cheng PD refused without even thinking about it. They would never have anything good to say, and people all over the country would make fun of his name.

At this moment, Di Jiaying's mind flashed.

"There are still lemons left in the morning, don't eat them and waste them."

The director's team suddenly had alarm bells in their minds.

"Don't worry, we'll take care of it."

Di Jiaying said: "You stripped all the lemons, how pitiful, you are responsible to the end."

Director group: Listen to your nonsense!

Huang Jun said from the side: "How about we have a group duel while He Xu is away?"

Yin Yi suddenly had the illusion that there were no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys were kings.

The writer in the group hurriedly grabbed Cheng PD's clothes and warned him: "If you want to, you will lose."

Cheng PD was upright: "How can I bully He Xu's members while He Xu is not there? Am I that kind of person?"

It was settled.

Five members of the housekeeping group VS five members of the director group

The intern writer felt a helplessness of "it really is so", he was one step away from seeing through the world of mortals.

"Don't worry," Cheng PD was eager to try, "Without He Xu, they can't make any splashes."

The writer sister of the team said to her youngest with earnestness and sincerity: "Don't look at the director as naive, it's all for the effect of the show."

The trainee writer is not deeply involved in the world, so I believe what I hear.

How could their director, a leader in the industry, stumble in front of a fledgling rookie.

With the remaining half plate of lemons plugged in, the two groups of people had a peak duel.

The content of the duel is simple and crude: arm wrestling.

The little bit of confidence that the intern writer had finally built up suddenly collapsed. This kind of pure strength competition has nothing to do with He Xu's presence or absence!

Di Jiaying flicked her wrist, showing the aura of a man who is in charge of everything.

On the other hand, the director team are all computer workers who do not exercise all the year round, either weak or fat.

The trainee writer reminded Cheng PD: "We are mental workers."

Cheng PD sneered twice, and sent a camera director, he wanted to let the boys know what is ginger or old spicy.

The camera director has been traveling around with heavy equipment all year round. It is bulky and powerful, and its arms are as thick as the thighs of teenagers.

Yin Yi's mouth grew wide in surprise. The director has been curled up in the corner watching the monitor, which turned out to be a lost gem.

Not afraid of the visitor, Di Jiaying gave a loud shout and put her elbow on the table.

Ding Man automatically jumped out to be the host.

"Please speak harsh words first, both of you."

He clenched his fist as a microphone and placed it in front of the camera director's mouth.

The director of photography looked tall and tall, but he was very low-key. He lived behind the scenes for a long time and was not good at going to the front of the stage.

Ding Man backhanded Di Jiaying's attention.

Di Jiaying raised a confident smile: "I think you should start drinking water, and you can drink water while eating lemons."

Yin Yi, Huang Jun and Jiang Peng gave applause for the wonderful speech of the friends.

Cheng PD snorted coldly in his heart: You can also be proud for a while.

Timon jumped onto the steps and yelled, "The game—begin!"

Di Jiaying and the director of photography worked hard at the same time, and soon her cheeks were flushed, the muscles on her arms swelled high, and the veins snaked around them.

The strength of the two sides was evenly matched, and the people watching were nervous with the slight swing of the two hands.

Seeing the competition become anxious, the foreheads of the two of them were dripping with sweat.

At this moment, Ding Man suddenly sang.

"Oh~ a muscular boy, he can crush big rocks in his chest, he can stew himself in an iron pot, his back is an inverted triangle, and his biceps are well developed..."

Singing the captain's self-composed song - "Biceps Beautiful Boy"!

The camera director couldn't hold back: "Pfft."

Destroying everything with a smile, Di Jiaying seized the opportunity and snapped his wrist.

Cheng PD jumped up like a spring.

"You are cheating."

"What kind of cheating?" Ding Man said, "Running has cross-country running, and arm wrestling also has adversity arm wrestling. Besides, my interference is two-sided, and it's not aimed at one party."

The director of photography is dispirited.

Cheng PD slammed the script: "I don't agree...at least two out of three rounds."

Ding Man shook his head and sighed, his tone indulgent.

"I really can't help you."

Second round.

Timon: "Oh~ a muscular boy..."

Trainee writer: "Pfft."

The third round.

Timon: "Oh~"

Executive Writer: "Pfft."

Cheng PD doubted his eyes: "What about your unsmiling personality, why didn't you survive a single line of lyrics!"

Executive writer: "I'm sorry, after the first two rounds of baptism, I have formed a conditioned reflex."

Cheng PD: "..."

The supermarket team returned with glory, and all the director team saw were eating lemons with sad faces.

In this situation, even He Xu was speechless for a while.

After a long time, he touched his nose.

"Director Cheng, your taste is quite unique."

The author has something to say: He Xu: Although I am not here, this place is still shrouded in my shadow.

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This chapter may be too sandy, I wrote it myself and laughed.

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Manually share happiness:

Ning Xin: I think you update more than 3000 words every day and don’t procrastinate. It’s not a dream to collect more than [-] words.

(I thought so in my dream too)

Little Fairy who doesn’t eat dew: Hahaha, great writing, I look forward to watching the show after it airs, I can still watch the show for another 100 years

Xiao Zang: Hahahahahahaha, it's even.The cuteness of the sand sculpture hahahaha

Three Zero Wuwu: I'm sorry to say Huang Jun...he has always been a wretched uncle in my heart...why?

Mouguangli: Why every time I see Wan Tong, I can't help it hahahahahaha

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

5 bottles of Little Fairy without dew; 1 bottle of Lanting and Yexu Y;