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Chapter 43 Lemon

On the third day, the "very tired" men's team has perfectly adapted to life in the country.

At six o'clock in the morning, the team members got up on time and were divided into three teams: cleaning the room team, lighting the fire and cooking team, and eating lazy team.

After Chu Zijin left, Huang Jun took over the important task of the second head cook. He felt that the responsibility was heavy and the road was long, so he strictly prohibited the team members from touching any seasoning.

It's a pity that he forgot that human nature is mean, and what you can't get is always a commotion. The more you don't touch it, the more you want it.

Facing the eager children, Huang Jun wished he could grow three heads and six arms.

In the end, he said to himself, it’s unnecessary, it’s really unnecessary, let these people starve and they won’t die, no matter how bad it is, there are leftovers from yesterday, right?

But when Huang Jun turned his head and saw He Xu talking to Feng Xingwen tenderly, the scorched earth in his heart revived.

Forget it, forget it, I've been suffering all my life, I have to let the captain have a good meal.

With extremely contradictory psychology, Huang Jun fried a pot of golden and fragrant egg fried rice for everyone.

Shen Haokuo was greedy: "Is there any hot soup?"

Huang Jun said coldly: "Turn around and take two steps, turn on the faucet, there is cold soup for yourself."

Shen Haokuo hummed: "Huang Jun, you have changed."

Huang Jun: "Become more like a person."

Cheng PD looked at the increasingly vicissitudes of Huang Jun, thinking that this is really a team that exercises people's minds.

It was impossible to drink tap water, so He Xu boiled plain water and placed sugar and salt jars on the table.

"Sweet or salty, you can choose your own taste, you are welcome."

Cheng PD really can't watch it anymore. In all similar programs, this segment should be the audience's dinner session. Why does his filming look like survival in the wild?

In order to save the show's enjoyment and increase the audience's appetite, Cheng PD said suggestively: "Your brother Wings always makes coffee by himself in the morning."

He Xu pondered for a moment and said, "We can make milk tea."

Cheng PD was very pleased: "That's right."

He Xu asked: "We don't have ready-made materials, can we go to the supermarket to purchase?"

Cheng PD's face was full of shit, and he accidentally lost his itinerary again.

The group of writers glared at the director complainingly, and urgently adjusted the script.

"I know that everyone wants to go to the supermarket to shop. We can provide a shopping fund of [-] yuan here, but there are conditions for getting it."

Needless to say, a new round of games.

The staff served a plate of peeled lemons.

Cheng PD introduced the rules of the game: "Everyone has been together for a while, it's time to test your understanding of each other. I have a question, you can't talk, point to the person you think is the answer to this question, if you think it is me, Just raise your hands. For example, I ask you who you think is the most handsome member of the teenage group. Most people point to He Xu, and He Xu raises his hand, and you win. If the person with the most votes does not raise his hand, he loses, or wins Even if the few people raise their hands, they lose.”

Ding Man said: "Director, why do I feel that the example you gave exposed your orientation."

When Cheng PD was said so, he came to his senses and thought about it, and he also chewed something wrong. He actually admired He Xu the most?Could it be that he was cheated out of Stockholm?

The director who didn't dare to think too much hurriedly entered the game session. As usual, the first question was to send sub-questions, which were used for the team members to adapt to the rules of the game and demonstrate the gameplay to the audience.

"I think the most gluttonous person on the team is—"

The nine people pointed at Shen Haokuo, and Shen Haokuo raised his arms high.

Cheng PD: "Pass! Get a reward of [-] yuan."

Second question.

"I think the nagging guy on the team is—"

Two people pointed at He Xu, three people pointed at Huang Jun, four people pointed at Ding Man, Huang Jun raised his hand.

Cheng PD is happy to hear: "Failure!"

If you fail, you have to eat a lemon, and each person will share a piece, and you will feel refreshed after taking a bite.

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, complained to each other, and the team fell apart.

Yu Yan: "Ding Man, you are a little bit self-aware."

Timon: "No, I'm just a chatterbox, not the same as nagging."

Huang Jun: "It failed, why am I still a little happy?"

The third question.

"If I were a girl, the person in the team I most want to marry is—"

Feng Xingwen and He Xu chose each other, Jiang Peng chose He Xu, and the rest all raised their hands.

Cheng PD: You guys are too shameless.

Huang Jun & Di Jiaying: Oh hoo, the scene of the large-scale sugar-sprinkling of the stars!

Jiang Peng: Brother, am I not your favorite Britney QAQ?

After He Xu finished choosing Feng Xingwen, he found that he had turned red visibly with the naked eye, and he guessed to the extreme.

The other party was more innocent than imagined, and He Xu suddenly couldn't bear it.

He couldn't help thinking narcissistically that maybe he was the first love of the little prince of stars.

Facing the scene of Shura Field, Cheng PD asked He Xu, fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "Why didn't you choose Jiang Peng, but Feng Xingwen?"

He Xu smiled, and answered lightly, "If I were a girl, I would probably want to be Pengpeng's mother more."

Jiang Peng thinks about his senior brother being his mother, so it's not unacceptable?It's just that eating is more difficult, and you may have to go to restaurants every day.

Fourth question.

"If I were a girl, the last person I would want to marry in the team would be—"

Fingers are flying all over the sky, but no one raises their hands.

Cheng PD: You guys are really shameless.

Feng Xingwen got the most votes.

Ding Man was the first to express his opinion: "I don't want to marry someone with a smaller face, fairer skin and taller than me, hehehe."

Yu Yan tsk-tsk: "Your sour smell has surpassed that of lemons."

Without further ado, let's continue eating lemons.

He Xu took a bite, his face wrinkled into a ball, and he couldn't open his eyes.He has a sweet tooth and has a particularly poor tolerance for bitter and sour.

Feng Xingwen took the slice of lemon in his hand: "I'll help you eat it."

Shen Haokuo leaned over with a shy face: "Prince, I can't eat it either."

Feng Xingwen rejected him coldly: "Didn't you yell that you didn't eat enough in the morning, and you happened to have an extra meal."

It can be described as a large-scale double-standard scene.

As a star fan in the group, Huang Jun directly dragged away this blind guy.

[Huang Jun's character design collapsed, but I like it. 】

[At first I thought you were a villain, but later I found out that you were a supporting role, and now I understand that you exist to prove how attractive the anchor is. 】

[Understood, Xiao Xingxing is in love, and brother Huang Jun is in love. 】

No, the audience in the live broadcast room misunderstood.

What Huang Jun loves is not the anchor, but his heart-stirring love story with twists and turns.

After many hardships, he finally found his position in the regiment, which is to escort the stars.

Even if you show off, if you eat dog food, I will lose.

Fifth question.

"The person in the group who doesn't want to share a room with him is—"

Feng Xingwen pointed at Di Jiaying without hesitation.

Di Jiaying pointed at Huang Jun.

He Xu, Huang Jun, Yin Yi, Yu Yan, and Chu Gaofei all pointed at Ding Man.

Ding Man was very shocked: "Why, what, what!"

Yu Yan: "It's too noisy."

He Xu: "It affects sleep."

Yin Yi: "Not good looking."

Ding Man was full of scars and distraught, covering his face and pretending to cry.

Beside him, Huang Jun was also quite injured, Di Jiaying actually chose him as his little friend!

Di Jiaying picked out her ears: "I listen to your audio novels every day, and my ears are getting callused."

"Hey," Jiang Peng asked curiously, "Brother Jun, do you like reading novels?"

Di Jiaying corrected him seriously: "It's not that I like to watch, but I like to make up."

Jiang Peng became even more curious: "What kind of novel did Brother Jun write?"

Di Jiaying: "Fantasy Literature."

Huang Jun: "Documentary works."

Jiang Peng:? ? ?

Jiang Peng, a specialist in Rainbow Fart, decided to blow it up before saying: "Brother Jun must have a lot of reading."

Di Jiaying: "He has a big brain."

Huang Jun: "I'm just better at observing life."

Jiang Peng:? ? ?

The two people in dormitory 301 looked at each other, and the boat of friendship was about to capsize.

He Xu nodded his chin: "So, Huang Jun can try writing lyrics in the future."

Huang Junzheng has this intention: "Love shuttles back and forth for thousands of years, the past life has no fate and the next life will continue, and only when you lose it will you know how good you are..."

Jiang Peng: Why do you listen to abuse? How many times has Brother Jun been dumped?

Huang Jun is immersed in his talent, not knowing that he has silently established for everyone the image of a sad man who has been dumped fifty times.

……

After answering the ten questions, the teenager will receive a reward of 30 yuan, an average of [-] yuan per person.

He Xu suggested that a "financial" be selected from the team to manage the team's funds.

Huang Jun strongly recommended Yu Yan.

Yu Yan was flattered: "I didn't expect you to trust me so much."

Huang Jun: "From the day you gave me a throat lozenge and asked me to pay an IOU, I know that you are not an ordinary pick."

Yu Yan: "..."

[Hahaha, I watched this episode, I laughed so hard. 】

[It's late, please popularize science, what are throat lozenges. 】

[When participating in the audition, Yu Yan gave Huang Jun throat lozenges. Huang Jun was touched for a long time, but it turned out that it was not a gift but a sale 2333]

[This is not the point, the point is that when Huang Jun's younger brother found out that He Xu wanted throat lozenges, Yu Yan not only didn't want money, but also paid for Pang Dahai. 】

[Then here comes the question, what is the shadow area in Huang Jun's heart? 】

Huang Jun's reason for recommendation was too hardcore, Yu Yan deserved his name and became the financial director of Teenager.

He Xu solemnly handed over three hundred yuan to Yu Yan.

"You can decide for yourself if you spend less than [-] yuan, and we need to hold a shareholders' meeting if you invest more than [-] yuan."

The shareholders meeting is composed of three successful people who answered the questions correctly: Shen Haokuo, He Xu and Chu Gaofei.

Ding Man regretted endlessly: "For the sake of the program effect, I missed the opportunity to reach the pinnacle of power, and the sacrifice was too great."

Director team: We will not take the blame.

Chu Gaofei took on this important task at a young age, and at the same time, he put forward his first purchase suggestion with a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers.

"I want to eat ice cream."

As long as it is food, Shen Haokuo agrees unconditionally.

He Xu put the ice cream on the purchase list: "Approved."

Chu Gaofei was encouraged and proudly puffed out his small chest.

"Me, me, me!"

Kid Jiang Pengpeng was the second to raise his hand. He also wanted to get his senior brother's approval.

"I want to drink Coke."

He Xu didn't even hold the meeting, so he suppressed it directly: "Reject."

Jiang Peng: "Oh."

He Xu said: "Coke didn't give us a sponsorship fee, we only drink the super delicious orange juice named after the sponsor's father."

Cheng PD: I didn't expect you to be such a flattering person!

The white moonlight in the director's heart turned into mosquito blood, and he couldn't help feeling disappointed.

It is unrealistic for all ten people to rush into the supermarket, and the picture will be very chaotic. He Xu immediately decided to divide into the supermarket group and the housekeeping group.

The supermarket group consists of the general meeting of shareholders and the chief financial officer plus a bag-carrying boy.

Civilians without status signed up one after another to be younger brothers.

Timon: "Captain, look at me, I look like a younger brother."

Jiang Peng: "Senior brother, I only follow your lead, and I will not hesitate to be an ox or a horse!"

Yin Yi: "Choose me, and the game will take you flying tonight!"

Huang Jun: "Yu Yan, please don't forget who made you where you are today."

Di Jiaying: "Not to mention anything else, look at the muscles in my arms, I can carry ten bags by myself."

Cheng PD: It's too humble to see.

He Xu glanced around and announced, "Feng Xingwen, it's you."

Ding Man, Huang Jun, and Di Jiaying protested: "I don't accept it! Shady!"

He Xu asked Jiang Peng: "Student Jiang Pengpeng, do you remember the president theory that the teacher taught you on the first day of class?"

The well-behaved student Jiang Peng nodded, trying to recall the knowledge points: "The domineering president doesn't like to flatter him, but likes to ignore him."

"That's right," He Xu said with satisfaction, "Xingwen didn't say anything just now, so he managed to attract my attention."

Ding Man didn't give up: "Just Feng Xingwen can't carry a bag, I think you still need a bag-carrying brother."

He Xu looked at him indifferently: "Do you think we need two people with our purchasing power?"

How much can you buy with just 300 yuan?

Ding Man was speechless, but his heart was still unshakable, and he lay down on the floor and rolled around like a child.

Isn't it said that children who cry have candy?

Feng Xingwen stepped over him directly, bent over to put on his shoes.

"It's getting late, let's go."

Ding Man was dumbfounded: I didn't see you fighting for it just now, but now I'm active.

The scheming dog Feng Xingwen successfully joined the ruling class, leaving behind a broken heart.

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