I have a yin and yang clinic

"Sure," Meng Jian nodded briskly, "My talent for alchemy is really not good, it's considered inferior to me if it's not bound to me, there is no way to transfer it to other people. People, maybe I have already accepted a few apprentices 200 years ago, and handed over these alchemy techniques."

While talking, Meng Jian still had a little longing.

"To start a sect, it's really exciting to think about it. I was taught a lesson by the old man who taught me, saying that a person like me who sowed seeds and forgot to water them would not be able to make great achievements in this life. If I can be the suzerain of the xxx sect, it must be very majestic, right? I can definitely swell that old man's face!"

Su Cibei ruthlessly broke his longing: "You are not rich and capable, if you dare to accept disciples and develop sects, you will be arrested in a few days and compose a song of tears behind bars."

Meng Jian was aggrieved: "Why?! I'm serious about starting a sect, and I don't take bribes to make money. Why should I be arrested?!"

Su Cibei: "You spread feudal superstition, and 90.00% of the person who arrested you is the person standing in front of you."

Wang Guoyao who was suddenly called: "..."

Although this matter is indeed under their control, especially people like Meng Jian who have a long history and carry things with them.If you want to arrest, 6% will put a big asterisk on the data, and then dispatch the whole round to catch madly.

But that is the treatment only for felons. Generally speaking, they are not so crazy. Everyone can discuss it!

For example, this kind of establishment of a school, although this form is not ok, but you can consider cooperating with us officially and opening a school together!

Many sects have become useless chickens after the decline of aura, they are very good at poaching people~

Wang Guoyao was ready to move excitedly. He used to be a good hand at poaching people, but he dug Techu into a special organization full of talents from scratch.

He hasn't made a move for a long time since the Special Department has been fully manned.After a long time, I feel so empty and lonely, like a helpless empty nester.

Wang Guoyao put his arms around Meng Jian's shoulders, and excitedly began to comfort him.

If such a small school that can make alchemy can be created, it will definitely be a great reward.Get promoted and raise salary and make money and get rich to reach the pinnacle of life, without delay, how cool!

This is simply about to reach the pinnacle of life!

Wang Guoyao: "Brother, how about it? We can get four or six, I get four and you get six!" After all, he is a technical talent, and holding more shares is not considered bullying him.

Meng Jian: "...This, this is not enough."

He lowered his head, a little shy.

Wang Guoyao: "Yes, yes, no problem!"

Meng Jian: "...It's really not too generous."

A little tweaking turned into a prudence.

Su Cibei broke the circle of politeness between the two of them: "After so many years, have you learned any alchemy? Is there any pill? Show it out and let me see."

Meng Jian: "......emmmm"

Su Cibei: "???"

Su Cibei: "My friend, after so many years, you still only know the old tricks, right?"

Meng Jian vehemently denied it: "How is it possible! After so many years, I still carry this broken tripod, even pigs can learn more things. I have learned twenty or thirty prescriptions!"

The Cuihua female ghost, who had been silent because of the identity of the people present, snorted coldly: "Yes, I have learned twenty or thirty, and I am still in a hurry every time I make alchemy, and there are countless fryers."

She listed Meng Jian's previous feats one by one, such as accidentally burning the extracted herb juice and burning the elixir into coke.The most powerful time, I made a batch of medicinal pills that looked quite serious, but after I bit it open, it turned out to be raw...

Can you imagine?

The pill was actually raw!

surprising!

The crowd was silent.

Su Cibei suddenly remembered that when Meng Jian came to him to learn alchemy, an old god who taught them alchemy commented on him:

"You are not suitable for alchemy."

"Let go of alchemy, let go of yourself too."

Looking back now, it really hit the nail on the head.

Very honest review.

Meng Jian was aggrieved: "Apprentice, how can you do this? Don't you love me? You used to praise me for being great and hardworking. As long as you keep working hard, you will definitely succeed."

Cuihua: "That's because you used to be a beautiful little fairy, and everything the little fairy did was right, but now... oh, dog man!"

Meng Jian: "...qwq"

Meng Jian: "I still don't want to set up any schools. I'm not good at learning and I don't like this. After a while, I will hand over this tripod to Su Cibei. If you want to cooperate, come with him."

"However, now that the aura is declining, everyone can't practice any powerful pills. The same is true for cultivation. Maybe after a while, our methods of cultivation will gradually disappear."

As he spoke, he sighed softly, with a very emotional expression on his face.

Su Cibei and Gu Yanze looked at each other, and decided to explain the matter of Pantaoyuan.

"What? You actually took the Peach Garden?!"

"Damn so six, why do I only have one broken stove?!"

"Mom, it's not fair!"

"Damn, do you guys have so much aura? You can actually plant elixir in the peach garden? Take me away and let me fly! I'm determined to be a good farmer! Take me away!"

"??? What, you are Hades???"

"??? What, you two are actually a couple???"

Meng Jian was dumbfounded. It was the first time in these years that he felt this continuous shock, and his heart was full of shit.

After regaining his senses, his first reaction was to groan and almost cry.

"Why! Why is it that after so many years, I'm still a single dog. Su Cibei's old-fashioned people who don't understand style have a girlfriend, why haven't I! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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"Isn't it normal for me to have a partner?" Su Cibei pointed to his face, "Look at me and then at yourself, why you have always been single, don't you know why?"

Meng Jian: "...qwq"

Gu Yanze raised the corner of his mouth triumphantly, grabbed Su Cibei's hand, and forcibly showed his affection.

Everyone was stuffed with not very delicious dog food, and it was getting late, so they simply went down the mountain and went back first.

Although the Cuihua female ghost has become the disciple of an acquaintance, the case that should be closed still needs to be closed.Fortunately, she can only be regarded as an unknowing helper, and the crime is not serious, so she can be fined if she is taken to the underworld later.

Meng Jian, a fat friend, immediately abandoned his so-called dignity after knowing that Gu Yanze was the King of Hades, and directly hugged his thighs to prepare to farm.As for whether it's in the underworld or in the peach garden, it's all up to you!

Anyway, wherever you farm, you grow it. As long as the field is good enough, small farmers like them don't pick it!

Although Meng Jian's big tripod said to be handed over to Su Cibei to make the best use of it, he couldn't hand it over immediately. The contract set at the beginning was very firm, and it was basically the same level as that of Pantaoyuan, so he could only be allowed to continue with.

They shrunk it down and stuffed it, and they got in the car and prepared to leave.

The mountain road was rugged, Su Cibei squinted his eyes and fell asleep, suddenly remembered and asked:

"Speaking of which, why did you wear women's clothes in the first place? I didn't realize it at the beginning, but you still have this preference?"

Meng Jian: "..."

"Isn't this...cough, isn't this boring..."

He didn't have the nerve to reveal the truth of the matter. As a god, as a god with a super-powerful inheritance, he, unfortunately...has never found an apprentice.

I don't know why, the apprentices he accepted either ran away or ran away, and some of them treated him as a fool to cheat him of money, and even wanted to take him to sell.

There are all kinds of strange flowers, but none of them are serious.

In order to be able to receive a suitable apprentice, and to give some of the blame on himself in time, Meng Jian worked hard and tried many styles.The little fairy is the most suitable shape he has researched, because most people in the world look at the face, and in the process of looking at the face, a pretty girl who is also weak and full of fairy spirit is even better.

Those big pig-hoofed dog men couldn't walk when they saw him like this.

Heh man :)

But even if he worked so hard, he didn't earn many good apprentices.In the past, the dogs and men all imagined what kind of scholar beauty, red sleeves add fragrance, and what kind of fox demon scholar, blah blah.

The later ones not only had nasty ideas, but also wanted to abduct him, or make him appear on stage as an actor.

After Meng Jian tried a few times, he gave up angrily.

The fucking dog man just wants to sleep with him!

You have acted so 6 in front of you, can you be a little bit promising, won't you kneel down and beg for apprentices? !

A bunch of spicy chickens!

Angry, he finally gave up and decided to go back to the mountains and forests, to be a quiet little fairy, let that inheritance cool down with him, hum!

Unexpectedly, he actually picked up a female ghost in the forest.She is also a very soft and well-behaved little female ghost who can call him Master, she is simply awesome!

So he immediately taught with all his heart, trying to teach a little baby who is better than blue and can immediately become a teacher and accept a lot of apprentices.

But didn't expect...

His apprentice, like him, is not very good at alchemy.After learning and learning, both of them are three tricks, but it is very happy to eat hot pot together...

In a sense, Cuihua can think of turning into a fox demon to find a boyfriend, so there must be some reason for him to mislead her thinking.

It's been a while since I came out this trip, and the few people didn't want to make any more fuss.Meng Jian wanted to frivolously follow Su Cibei back to the clinic, but Gu Yanze ruthlessly pinched and lifted his legs away as soon as he moved, and threw him to work in the underworld.

If he wants to save his good apprentice, he needs to farm the land obediently, and only after he reaches the prescribed number of acres can he avoid Cuihua's guilt.

late at night.

Su Cibei lay on the bed tossing and turning, during the day Meng Jian and Wang Guoyao's jokes kept lingering in his mind, and he couldn't help poking Gu Yanze in the middle of the night.

"Aze, what do you think will happen if I really open a practice school?"

Gu Yanze pinched his troubled hand, squeezed it tightly and put it on his chest, his voice was low and hoarse.

"If you want to, do it."

"I'll always be by your side."

Su Cibei and Meng Jian, two little gods who bear the legacy of heaven, have been struggling to survive these years. They didn't get any benefits. Instead, they were implicated and struck by lightning.Moreover, they also have to bear the responsibility of inheriting the unique knowledge of the Heavenly Court and developing it incidentally. It sounds really miserable and tiring, but in fact, it is also beneficial.

Both Su Cibei and Gu Yanze are well aware of this.

As long as they can handle this and develop into reliable and potential apprentices by the way, then the two of them will make a big fortune in the future.

Touch the seat above it, and it is completely appropriate to call yourself an old gentleman in the future.

At that time, he doesn't need to let Gu Yanze protect him anymore, and he can even hang and beat him the other way around.

At the thought of being able to hang and beat Gu Yanze, Su Cibei couldn't help being happy, hehehehe!

This wish is a bit far away, because this current spiritual energy is not enough to teach an outstanding apprentice, parentheses, it is very difficult to find the kind of outstanding apprentice who beats everyone and succeeds in becoming a fairy.

But people still have dreams. They have a peach garden, a hell, and a population as large as the world.Live long enough to always have a chance.

After making up his mind to open the school, Su Cibei went to Wang Guoyao and the others the next day, suggesting that there are many sect leaders at the top of the human race, and everyone should open the school together.

This kind of good thing of sending knowledge to the door, of course, was not rejected. After many careful negotiations, finally, half a year later, a school where you can learn alchemy and cultivation was opened in a small valley near Pantaoyuan.

For the time being, all the students in this school are disciples from various sects. I would like to express my gratitude to Comrade Wang Guoyao for his superb poaching skills. I hope he can continue to work hard and abduct more... oh no, attract more students who are suitable for cultivation.

Maybe God really started to take care of them. A few years later, when the school practice was on the right track, Su Cibei sensitively felt that the spiritual energy between heaven and earth began to recover slowly.

In other words, he is about to become a boss!

The world has changed, and the trend of cultivation has resumed.

The world is slowly changing into another, but the pet clinic on Qiuping Road remains unchanged.

People who live nearby know that there is a very handsome boss here, who is skilled in medicine and gentle in treating small animals.He also has a very handsome partner who doesn't appear in front of people very often, but those who have seen them together will praise them as a loving couple.

It's just that they are both lazy...

The shop is not very open, and the business is not doing well. Have you ever seen a pet shop that requires an appointment?

This is:)

"Squeak-"

Su Cibei pushed open the door of the store, and secretly pasted a piece of paper on the door.

[Our store is temporarily closed for a few days due to the owner's business trip, and the specific opening time will be announced on the store's official account~

thanks for your support! 】

There is a row of words under the paper where ordinary people can't see it.

[During a business trip in the underworld, the door will not be opened for the time being. 】

[If there is any emergency and you feel like you are about to die, find a ghost messenger to come to the underworld, reincarnate and see a doctor in one, and you will get a discounted reincarnation~]

midnight.

The ghosts who wandered a long way and finally came here to see a doctor: "..."

Don't they come here because they don't want to go to hell to reincarnate? !Otherwise, wouldn't it be great to go directly to the underworld to see a doctor?

All the ghosts lamented, and there were quite a few people who were moved, and they really went to reincarnate with ghosts.

"It is said that the development below is very good now, and many new jobs have been opened in the underworld. As long as you work hard, you can get a job opportunity. Even if you can't cast a baby for a while, don't worry so much!"

"Really? But isn't the underworld famous for its heavy workload and tiring work?

"If you are tired, you will be tired. People's benefits are good! It is said that now the downside is the same as the world, with five insurances and one housing fund, and wigs and gifts during the New Year. If you can pass the examination of the underworld and become a civil servant in the underworld , there are still regulations on the weekly working hours, and you will not be given overtime at all!"

"Fuck, is it really that cool?"

"I love it, love it, where do I sign up? I want to go too!"

All the ghosts responded one after another. Seeing more and more ghosts coming to take the exam, Su Cibei couldn't help smiling with satisfaction.

"Is my performance this year super high?"

"As one of the staff who perfectly completed the target of the underworld, what reward will I get?"

Gu Yanze hugged him with a smile, and gently kissed the corner of his mouth.

"Reward a kiss from Hades, okay?"

Su Cibei closed his eyes and deepened the kiss, pecking slowly, it was a long but passionate kiss.

The hot and lingering breath gradually permeated, and the two changed from snuggling to lying down.

Hundreds of years later, Su Cibei successfully broke through his cultivation, took charge of Tianting School, and became a loving couple with Gu Yanze in many people's hearts.

They held a make-up wedding, invited all the people they knew, gods and ghosts, and had a lively celebration.

He and him, from getting acquainted and acquainted to falling in love, have experienced a lot and met a lot, but in the end they still lived up to this relationship.