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Meng Jian, a friend Su Cibei met a long time ago.

At that time, he was a fair-looking and lovely little Zhengtai fairy, who was in charge of helping out insects and watering in the peach orchard.

In the past, he was well-behaved and obedient and liked to eat candied haws, but now he...drinks, burns his head and tattoos, and pretends to be a liar.

Is an unruly useless fairy.

The two people who hadn't seen each other for hundreds of years reunited after a long absence, and Meng Jian burst into tears, throwing himself on Su Cibei while crying.

"Xiao Su, why did you come here! Woohoo, I miss you so much, if you don't come again, I will be driven crazy!"

"I've been looking for you for a long time, but I couldn't find you, and I was struck by lightning everywhere. I almost thought you were dead."

He probably just finished eating, his hands were oily, and his body was filled with a spicy smell.Wang Guoyao was hugged until his eyes turned white, and he struggled desperately.

"Let go of me! I went to buy new clothes yesterday!"

"Brother, wake up, wake up, open your eyes wide, you're hugging the wrong person!"

Meng Jian was shaking his head until he realized that he had hugged the wrong person, so he hurriedly let go.

"Sorry sorry, offended."

But after apologizing, he was still a little dazed, it was obvious that he aimed and launched himself just now, how could this be a big deal?

Gu Yanze who promptly lifted people away at the critical moment :)

It was a flashy thing, my wife was almost hugged by someone else.Why is this little fairy so expressionless?I didn't see him standing here with such a big Hades!

Su Cibei stood on the side holding hands with Gu Yanze, and showed an awkward but polite smile at Meng Jian.

He didn't expect Meng Jian to be so excited. He remembered that their friendship didn't seem to be so good before, right?

"Who said no?" Meng Jian almost jumped three feet high. "We fought together, were beaten together, and slept together in the same bed. Did you forget me like that?"

Meng Jian complained bitterly, like a bad wife complaining about a bad husband.

Su Cibei:? ? ?

No, the problem is that I really don't know you!

Looking at the sincere Meng Jian, he suddenly wondered if he really lost his memory.

Feeling that the strength of Gu Yanze's pinching his hand suddenly increased, Su Cibei quickly pinched back.At the critical moment, he successfully recalled the past between himself and Meng Jian.

They met at a small banquet, and they don't remember who the host was at that time.Anyway, everyone in Tianting at that time had nothing else to do except finish their work, so banquets were often held one after another with various random reasons, and everyone ate and drank happily.

Su Cibei remembered that he thought the flower cakes at the banquet were too bland and wanted to get something spicy, but on the road he bumped into Meng Jian who was secretly looking for a place to barbecue with a stick.

The two hit it off immediately, and found a place to grill skewers on the spot.

This kind of foodie friendship lasted until the two daring people were caught by the Taishang Laojun. They drank a little wine and couldn't control themselves. They had a barbecue feast in the Laojun's alchemy furnace. A roast duck was hung in the furnace.

Fortunately, there was still a little taboo in my heart at that time, and I didn't make trouble in Laojun's most precious stove, but in the end I was fined to fry pork with bamboo boards, and I had to do hard work for several years.

Afterwards, when Su Cibei was burning the fire, he was favored by Laojun by accident, and he began to delve into alchemy, but he didn't have much contact with Meng Jian again.

Unexpectedly, Nen Zhengtai back then turned out to be like this. What did time do to him?

Meng Jian sighed: "Yes, it's been so long, and the world has gone through many vicissitudes, but I'm the only one who is still so handsome and unrestrained, which is fascinating."

The Cuihua female ghost sneered at the side: "Yeah, wearing a Hanfu to lie to me that you are handsome as a fairy."

Meng Jian: "..."

He dared to flirt in front of Su Cibei, but he was a bit hypocritical in Cuihua, after all, he was also an apprentice who had been deceived by him for a long time, and he was always obedient and cute.

Although it is a bit older, but in front of these gods, what is there to talk about age or age, not everyone is old and immortal.

Age means nothing to them.

"Cough," he coughed lightly, "I didn't do it on purpose, Cuihua, don't get into trouble with the master, okay?"

Cuihua: "Not good."

Meng Jian: "Hey..."

Cuihua: "Shut up, the man is so disgusting."

Meng Jian: "qwq..."

Seeing him deflated, the others couldn't help but sniggered, probably because he was too shameless when he brazenly boasted about his handsomeness before, no one stood by him, and everyone thought it was good for Cuihua to bury him.

Fortunately, with Meng Jian's face, he didn't care about this. He tidied up the room a little and invited everyone in.

As soon as you enter, you can smell a rather strong burning smell. This log cabin in the forest was severely burned, even the eaves were burnt black, but miraculously, the outside of the log cabin was almost intact.

"Actually, it doesn't have any malicious intentions, it just wants to scare me." Meng Jian took out a rag and wiped the table and stool back and forth with great adaptability. Sit down on the fancy chair.

He was rightfully rejected.

The culprit who burned the house stood nearby, quietly pretending to be a dead man without emotion.Su Cibei stood in front of it, looked at it for a while, and sighed: "I didn't expect it to be here with you."

The giant bronze tripod was nearly two meters long, with intricate patterns and obscure French engraved on each side. You could feel a burning sensation when you saw it.If you are more courageous, you can hang it next to the tripod and look in, and you can still see the flames burning inside.

For thousands of years, it has never stopped burning.Whether it was in Laojun's alchemy back then or now...

Su Cibei's complexion suddenly changed.

"What are you burning in the cauldron?"

"I have everything," Meng Jian replied calmly, "I'm poor, and I can't afford flat peach branches or spiritual charcoal, so I can only burn whatever I have. I have firewood to burn firewood, and charcoal to burn charcoal."

Su Cibei: "I'm asking what you put in it now?"

"Now?" Meng Jian took a look. "Dried cow dung, what's the matter? This is a good product sent to me by the village at the foot of the mountain. Let me get it myself. I haven't been able to get it yet."

Everyone who basically guessed what the big tripod was doing: "..."

Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace was reduced to burning cow dung...

This is too miserable!

As if knowing that everyone was complaining about it, the tripod shook and made a grievous crackling sound.

Su Cibei took a deep breath and rubbed his head with a deep headache, not knowing what to say.

To be honest, it's all over now, so I definitely can't be as particular as before, but you can't be so rough!

In the woods, you can just pick up some fallen branches, and you can save it for a while, or you can just pour spiritual power into it!

This top-level cauldron used for alchemy is really omnivorous!Why do you want to stuff it with dried cow dung?

Su Cibei patted himself on the chest, telling himself not to be angry.Meng Jian was not from Laojun's side before, and he must not be familiar with the operation of the stove, so it became like this.

Meng Jian didn't know that he had just walked around the edge of being beaten violently, and he proudly told everyone:

"I buried several sweet potatoes in it, and I can dig them out later and eat them together. It's so sweet."

...My friend, you really deserve it for being chased and burned by burying sweet potatoes in dried cow dung.

As a fairy, can't you have the air that a fairy should have?

"What's the use of being tolerant?" Meng Jian snorted coldly, "The heavens are gone, what's the use of me, a 360-line pheasant fairy, still holding on to those weird persistence?"

"If I did that, I would have died 800 years ago. It is said that if I get the legacy of heaven, I can make a big career in the future. Bah, what's the use of a broken cauldron? I have studied alchemy for so long , now I can only practice a few simple recipes. I have to find all kinds of fuel for it every day, and because it was struck by lightning, I deserve it to cook sweet potatoes with it!"

After these words, after all the anger and bitterness of these years, Cuihua looked at him with soft eyes.

I wondered in my heart whether it is possible that he pretended to be a fairy to deceive people because of his own difficulties, blah blah blah.

The only Su Cibei who was not bluffed by him was Xiaojiling, who pierced him with a cold face.

"Chuci said that you wanted to take a bath with it at the beginning, but you avoided it after struggling with all your strength. And when the thunder calamity struck, you were always huddled behind the cauldron, so who were you trying to deceive just now?"

Meng Jian: "..."

"I'm sorry, the human world is a big dye vat, I've learned badly, and I'm no longer that innocent little cutie who never lies."

Su Cibei: "Hey, you were the one who talked nonsense back then, tricked me into stealing the elixir and eating it for barbecue, and you even said that the elixir tastes better when roasted."

Meng Jian: "...Acquaintances are really hard to deceive. It's been so many years, I thought you had forgotten."

"Comrade Xiao Su, you are really good at holding grudges."

Su Cibei: "Hehe."

Meng Jian rubbed his hands and said that since you have seen through it, then he will stop pretending, and he decided to give you this broken tripod, oh no, it is a magnificent tripod that contains the inheritance of heaven, and from now on , willing to follow Su Cibei to wave the flag and shout, to be his dog-licking brother alone.

Su Cibei: "..."

Meng Jian: "Please take over this stuff! I really can't study the alfalfa, it is difficult to study!"

"Why do the alchemy formulas above use xx grass in the right amount? How else can you take a few knots of xx grass roots? The roots are long or short, and they will fry the furnace when they go down. I was not killed by lightning, but I was about to be blown up by it died!"

Meng Jian was extremely wronged.

"I know that there must be a price to be paid for surviving, but I didn't expect the price to be so terrible. I am a helpless, pitiful but edible little fairy who can't burn fire at all! The boss who chose me back then was blind ?"

Gu Yanze: "..."

He suddenly remembered... When he was going to fish for Su Cibei, it seemed... that he met a tripod on the road?

And it seems that he accidentally bumped the tripod?

Suddenly there was such a little bit of guilt in my heart.

Su Cibei also sighed: "This is also a coincidence, you just take it as the price of your survival. Are you sure you want me to take it over?"