I have a yin and yang clinic

Su Cibei handed over the potion that the Internet celebrity drank half of. It was a simple glass bottle with a low-quality plastic outer packaging that Xu Yong found somewhere.

The words "diet pills" were written on it bluntly, and a row of made-up ingredient lists was printed on the back, such as orange essence, various plant fibers, vitamins ABC and Barabara...

The standard three-no products have no manufacturer, no place of origin, no production time and expiration date, and I don’t know how those Internet celebrities ate them.

The female ghost just looked at the shell but didn't see it. She opened the cover and sniffed the smell before recognizing what it was.

She jumped up angrily, trying to kill her again, hammering into a pig's head in a pig's head.But Su Cibei's bondage was too strong, she could only squirm on the spot twice, and made a voice that was so angry that it broke:

"Yes, this is it!"

"This potion was a failed product when I was practicing medicine. Not only did I not lose weight after eating it, but it also made my hands weak and my legs crooked. I felt uncomfortable. I studied it for two or three months, but I didn't expect that I could only practice this thing. I was angry for a while. , and threw it away."

"I didn't expect to pour it into the river, but the villagers fetched water for cooking and ate a little. Those who drank the river water during that time were almost ushering in the peak season of meat loss, and the fat on their bodies fell off. Nothing. After a while, I randomly find one by the river, and they all have a standard skinny figure. I was envious at the time, and I wanted to try it again."

Zhang Hongyi interjected: "So you asked Xu Yong to take it out and find other people to test it?"

He looked at the female ghost very dissatisfied. Those who study medicine usually have a lot of contact with various medical experiments. It can be said that every medical achievement is made through countless experiments.This is an essential, somewhat bloody process, but everyone will abide by the bottom line.

Human experiments are the most standard and most cautious bottom line.

If this female ghost dared to admit that she used human beings for experiments at will, then doctors from all walks of life would be the first to operate on her without going to hell.

The female ghost almost pulled out her fake tail and shook it together.

"No, no, how is it possible!"

"I'm not..."

"What is it?" Zhang Hongyi asked repeatedly.

"It's just for dinner!" The female ghost shed tears in two lines, and she whimpered and said: "My lord, you don't know the pain of being a ghost, especially us who have been dead for dozens of years. There is no one in the family who cares about me."

"We can't get anything during the holidays. When I was wandering in the world before, I could only grab some offerings from kind people with a group of lonely ghosts. Later, I was lucky enough to go to the underworld and receive employment education in the underworld. I also learned a little bit about human affairs.”

"I have never had a good life in my life. When I reincarnate, if I can live a good life, I don't feel much. This effort to get a job in the underworld is to make my life better and enjoy happiness. No Thinking of this, I found out when I came to the world..."

"This is a poor country!"

The female ghost wailed loudly, and all the big men present who had never coaxed a woman were at a loss, not knowing what to do.

Wang Guoyao just wanted to squeeze her best friend Xu Yong up to coax her to stop crying.As a result, as soon as his hand was stretched out, it was placed on his shoulder, and Xu Yong suddenly cried out.

Wang Guoyao: "..."

"It's not me, it's not me who made him cry."

He hasn't made a move yet, so he can't accept this pot.

Xu Yong: "Why am I so miserable! I'm actually with a 50-[-]-year-old woman, my worldly fame, I'm dying! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and"

As soon as he cried like this, the female ghost immediately stopped crying, and rushed over to beat him up.

"Fuck you, you have a worldly fame."

"I'm the one who was blind to see you as a wretch, and lied to me about going out to make money, but it turned out to be black-hearted money. Several adults, when he told me that he sold the medicine, he made it clear to the other party. The sequelae of the medicine, did this bastard lie to me?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

Zhang Hongyi: "He sold all the potions to other girls, and tricked people into drinking them and killed them. After the police reported the case, we followed up to investigate here."

"Killed people to death? How can this work?" The female ghost looked panic-stricken, "It's impossible, the dilution of the medicine is done by me, I have tried the medicine, it won't kill people, At most, it is osteoporosis, the bones are soft, and it can be repaired with more supplements."

"When you tested the medicine, did you test the medicine directly with the diluted medicine, or with the medicine after adding flavored starch?" Su Cibei asked.

He could see that this female ghost had no intention of harming others, the most she wanted was to make more money and live a more comfortable life.If it was really a vicious ghost who didn't take human life seriously, it would be impossible for the underworld to send her out to garrison her.Therefore, the issue of the potion may still fall on Xu Yong.

"It was tested with diluted medicine," the female ghost replied honestly, "I have learned a little bit of fur medicine refining skills, but this is the first time to dilute it. In order to prevent accidents, I tested it with small animals in the mountains. Many times."

She actually tried it on herself, but even the genuine potions couldn't last long, let alone those water-mixed potions that had been diluted by an unknown number of times.

After confirming that it would not kill anyone, she gave these potions to Xu Yong, so she was so shocked when she knew that the potions died.

It was obviously in her hands, so why did something happen when it was sold?

"Then I know the reason," Su Cibei took out a list and handed it to Wang Guoyao and the others, "I asked them to pull this before, Xu Yong's shopping records."

"In order to save money, he replaced those edible orange flavors with cheap industrial flavors. Although that kind of flavor can't kill people at all, adding that potion has a catalytic effect."

Su Cibei studied the potions he found from Xu Yong. There are two kinds of concentrated and diluted medicines.At the beginning, when he analyzed the ingredients, he couldn't see anything abnormal, but when he diluted the concentrated medicine by himself and added orange essence, a different change occurred.

Compared with the medicines sold by Xu Yong, the medicines he diluted contained some unknown ingredients.

Once it was extracted and studied, the cause of death was found.

He found this out the night before he came, so he didn't have time to say it, so he just ran with Wang Guoyao and the others. He didn't expect to come here to watch such a farce.

Well, all I can say is...

The female ghost and Xu Yong are really good at playing.

Can't compare.

Su Cibei explained the experiment he had done. Wang Guoyao and the others suddenly realized that the female ghost was in a trance. Xu Yong didn't expect that his greed for money would cause such consequences. He rushed over and hugged Su Cibei's leg. Want to cry.

As a result, the man jumped halfway and was dragged back by the female ghost.

"Xu Yong, you bastard!!!" The female ghost gritted her teeth, so angry that she almost showed her ghostly face, "How dare you hurt me like this!"

"There are so many people! If the karma is calculated on my head, how many years will I have to work to pay it off! If you have the ability, just wait for me. After you die, I will personally lead you to the eighteenth century. One hell of a turn! Fry you bastard!"

Cause and effect, under the backlog of anger in many places, the female ghost ran away.

She pinched Xu Yong's neck, pa pa pa pa pa is like an eighteen chain fan, fanning Xu Yong almost turned into a pig's head.I don't know what this person learned in the underworld, he is so weak and can play a fox demon, it's crazy...

Eighteen chain fans are small.

Before Su Cibei and the others could react, they saw her take out a bunch of handcuffs from the box next to her, neatly tied Xu Yong up, and started to slap him.

Xu Yong's screams broke through the sky. If Gu Yanze hadn't put a silence barrier on them before they came in, it is estimated that they would be greeted by the whole village as soon as they went out.

The female ghost was so heroic that she robbed everyone of their jobs.

Seeing that she was still restrained and had no intention of killing Xu Yong, everyone watched silently.Su Cibei also took out his mobile phone and shot a short video impromptu.

Gu Yanze: "?"

Facing Gu Yanze's questioning eyes, Su Cibei subconsciously looked down at the phone in his hand, only to realize that he was holding it wrong.

The two of them are about the same size. Some time ago, Su Cibei was obsessed with Taobao and bought a lot of clothes.Anyway, both of them can wear it, and it looks good in it, so it's not necessarily clear who owns it.

When he came out of the farmhouse before, Su Cibei changed his coat again, and it is estimated that he changed it wrong at that time.

Su Cibei fumbled in the other pocket, and sure enough, he found his cell phone.

The two mobile phones also look a bit alike. They are both black shells and transparent plastic sleeves. They are the same size and can be easily indistinguishable.

This is not Su Cibei deliberately getting a couple's mobile phone, this pot is going to the Mensao Gu Yanwang.Some time ago, his mobile phone was not stolen, and he found it later, but it was smoked in a medicine stove for a while, and he thought the smell of medicine was too strong, so he bought a new one.

He picked one that was very similar to Su Cibei, and set it to unlock with his fingerprint.The phone desktops of the two of them are similar to the white background with small patterns, so they didn't recognize them all at once.

But that was all right for the two of them, it was the poor Inquisitor who got hurt.

He is working hard in the underworld to help with some unimportant documents.The phone vibrated suddenly, and their Lord Yan sent him a short video with a sentence.

"At the beginning, the training in the underworld was very diverse."

If the tone of these words were put in Su Cibei's place, it would be absolutely useless.The judge said that he could play a glib, thick-faced and sarcastic joke on the spot, if it was put on Gu Yanze...

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I feel that the black hat on my head is a bit unstable.

No one knows the judge's pain, and the people on the scene here are already getting ready to pack up and get off work.But Wang Guoyao and the others have another concern, which is about the female ghost...

They were afraid that this sturdy female ghost had not finished venting her anger, so they refused to just hand Xu Yong over to them.What if he still wants to pinch him a few more times, or simply has a little more love, and refuses to let him enjoy the happy prison time like this?

Wang Guoyao hesitated to negotiate with the female ghost, but she was more straightforward than they expected.

"take away!"

"Don't be polite to me. You can deal with this kind of dog man as you like. I will never say a word, nor will I say a good word for him."

Xu Yong showed despair.

"Ah Ying, have you really forgotten our vows and love in the past?"

Female ghost: "Are you talking to ghosts? I used to coax you casually, do you really think I will listen to your nonsense?"

"You!" Xu Yong stared at her angrily, and suddenly said: "I spent all the money I earned from selling potions to pick up girls. You old woman, you are just so pretty, let me tell you, I have been playing for a long time." Tired of you!"

He seemed to know that there was no hope of turning things around, so he just cursed out heartily.What disgusting scolding, in his mouth, if the potion is not in the hands of the female ghost, it is still useful, he will never come back and look at him again.

He scolded so much that the others couldn't stand it and planned to gag him.

Unexpectedly, the female ghost snorted coldly.

"What about the old woman?"

"Today, my old lady will teach you to be good, don't believe everything a woman says."

"What bullshit, fairy, my name is Cuihua, Zhu Cuihua. I'm 120 years old this year. How about sleeping with an old woman who is older than your grandma, are you happy? Are you happy?"

Everyone: "…………"

Xu Yong...

He took a few breaths of ho-ho-ho, and suddenly he couldn't breathe, and passed out.

Everyone didn't need to look to know that he must have fainted from anger.

Bind up Xu Yong and throw him in this house with a feeling that I don't know how to describe. The female ghost volunteered to guard him. They just come over tomorrow and take him away.

The group of people who watched the whole process without making a move went back to the farmhouse with small steps that were a little fluttering in shock.

Go back and take a shower.

Su Cibei looked at Gu Yanze, who came out of the bathroom, wearing pajamas and could vaguely see the muscular, masculine and charming Gu Yanze.He rubbed his chin, and suddenly said:

"Gu Yanze, how old are you this year?"

Gu Yanze: "..."

"Why did you bring this up?" He tried not to show any other expressions, and sat down beside Su Cibei calmly, wiping his hair with the towel, "I don't really remember, but it probably hasn't reached [-] years old. "

Su Cibei: "Then I just slept with an old man who is almost [-] years old?"

Gu Yanze: "..."