I have a yin and yang clinic
Chapter 59
The moon was dark and the wind was high, and Su Cibei and his group took advantage of the moonlight to secretly arrive at Lao Zhao's house by the stream. The process seemed simple, but in fact it was extremely difficult.
"Why do these villagers keep so many dogs?" Zhang Hongyi, who has the worst legs and feet, couldn't help complaining in a low voice, "One family is not enough to have three or four. Are they raising dogs? It's almost as close as my dog. His handsome and mighty face will be ruined by a dog's mouth."
"It's not that you were almost disfigured, but you were almost bitten off by dogs chasing you." Wang Guoyao rolled his eyes, "It's a pity that the sky is too dark and the mobile phone video recording is not good, otherwise I will record Zhang Hongyi being kicked out by dogs on the spot. Remember, send it to your grandfather and your parents.”
"you!……"
Zhang Hongyi pointed at Wang Guoyao with trembling fingers and was speechless, holding back a sentence for a while.
"You are violating the privacy of citizens! As my boss, you are knowingly breaking the law!"
Wang Guoyao slapped his fingers away.
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'm not breaking the law knowingly, but I'm going to obstruct your official duties, deduct all your salary this year, and then send you to the hospital to work for them for nothing."
Zhang Hong barked his teeth and claws vigorously, but he knew that Wang Guoyao could really do this.As a subordinate, there was no way out, so he could only swallow the rest of the words in aggrieved manner.
However, seeing how unconvinced he is always bickering with Wang Guoyao, one can infer that half of the "little shoes of love" he received from the leaders were provoked by himself.However, Zhang's family and Techu are old friends, and Zhang Hongyi had known Wang Guoyao long before he joined Techu. It was common for these two people to quarrel, and it was no surprise to others.
The two of them talked in a very low voice, and they didn't delay their work when they were fighting each other. They had already figured out the nearby terrain after walking around, and left two people to stay there.
As for Su Cibei and the others, they have already entered.
Wang Guoyao dared to swear to Santa Claus that he really didn't mean to fool the two of them into helping them to work, it was the two of them who took the initiative to go in.The big backer who came to the door didn't have to be a fool, so he happily took over the staff outside and asked them to watch and notify in time if anyone else approached.
After all, the potion came at a rare price, and it was not something ordinary people could touch.
Hastily arranged the manpower, Wang Guoyao wanted to see Hades show his skills, and hurried inside, but he ran into two acquaintances within two steps.
Wang Guoyao asked puzzledly: "You two big brothers, the idea inside is very tricky?"
"No," Gu Yanze coughed lightly, "It's not convenient for us to go in now?"
"Inconvenient? What's the inconvenience?" Wang Guoyao couldn't figure it out, "It's late at night, what else can he do here alone?" Could it be that he was watching some kind of adult porn?
Wang Guoyao swallowed the last sentence. He felt that he could not tell the filth of the world to Hades. People are notoriously pure-hearted and ascetic.Although he has found a partner now, Dr. Su looks quite fresh, and he probably doesn't like that kind of "boring things".
Su Cibei, who was regarded as pure by Wang Guoyao, took two steps back silently, motioning Wang Guoyao to listen.
He obediently took two steps forward and listened attentively.
A delicate female voice came out from inside, um, ah, ah, mellow, accompanied by the man's panting, it was obvious what was going on inside...
Wang Guoyao was dumbfounded.
In such a small wilderness village, and he himself was wanted, how could this manager Xu Yong have the heart to do such a thing?
The routine is so wild?
The scariest thing was that sentence that Gu Yanze added.
"The person who is having sex with him inside is not a human being, but a female ghost."
"She transformed into a fox demon."
Wang Guoyao: "..."
This is...
It's a bit powerful.
Why did the plot suddenly transition from a police and criminal arrest film to a small X film, and then into a fake fox fairy fighting a wanted criminal?I always feel that their current style of painting is a bit strange.
Realizing what the people inside were doing, Wang Guoyao was also a little embarrassed, but after all, he is a special boss, well-informed, and can give a very decisive response when encountering such embarrassing things.
"Bang-"
The door was kicked open by him, and Wang Guoyao rushed in with his people.
"Stay still, police! You're all under arrest!"
...Well, it really is decisive.
Su Cibei patted Gu Yanze's hand covering his face.
"are you done?"
"hold on."
Looking at the chaotic scene in front of him, Gu Yanze pulled Su Cibei aside and blocked him, preventing him from seeing the scene in the room.
"...The female ghost will run away later?" Su Cibei sighed helplessly, "The female ghost is not an ordinary ghost, Wang Guoyao and the others may suffer if they are caught off guard."
"It's okay, I can't die."
Gu Yanwang was very indifferent, and insisted not to let him see anything bad, even if Wang Guoyao and the others were beaten by the female ghost who suddenly ran away, they didn't intend to help.
"Boss! Two big brothers, help!"
If they didn't come to rescue, Wang Guoyao couldn't hold on anymore. He only came here this time to arrest people, and the people he brought with him were all combat-oriented, and they were not very easy to deal with ghosts.
I don't know how this female ghost practiced. Not only is she full of ghostly anger, but she can also burst out bone spurs like a hedgehog, and the spines are also poisonous. Once pierced, her hands and feet are soft. It didn't take long will lose combat effectiveness.If this continues, they may capsize.
Realizing this, Wang Guoyao called for help decisively. Gu Yanze glanced at Xu Yong who was paralyzed beside him, unmoved, and watched coldly.
It was Zhang Hongyi who understood what he meant first, and risked a needle eye, rushed to Xu Yong's side, slapped him two times, and then took out the simulated toy gun for pretending.
"Hurry up, put the clothes on yourself!"
Xu Yong clutched his crotch, his voice was louder than his.
"Honey, help me! There is a pervert here forcing me to wear clothes!"
Zhang Hongyi:? ? ?
What the hell? ? ?Is it a perversion for you to wear clothes?To be fair, your logical relationship is not quite right, right?
He thought that Xu Yong might be a Shabi, but he thought it was useless, his wife, that is, the female ghost, would die if she still loved him.
Seeing the female ghost howling and rushing towards him, Zhang Hongyi turned around and ran, picking up the quilt and throwing it at Xu Yong before running.
"Brother Su, he's wearing it!"
"He obviously still..." Gu Yanze was halfway through his words, Su Cibei had already lifted his hand and rushed out by himself.
Gu Yanze had no choice but to attract a ghostly aura with a wave of his hand, and firmly blocked the female ghost and Xu Yong together.
Wang Guoyao and the others felt that the wind was blowing in front of them, and he looked up again, the female ghost who was so fierce just now, wishing to pierce thousands of holes in them immediately, had been thrown into a corner.
She and Xu Yong, one person and one ghost, were all bound by Yin Qi and thrown into a ball in a corner.
One trick to win, effortless.
Is this what it feels like to hug a strong man's thigh?What a joy!
Wang Guoyao put down the magic weapon in his hand, and went up happily. He was about to boast a few more words to let the two of them see his special No.1 mouth style, but a miserable howl interrupted his words.
"Ahhh! Wife, why did your ears fall off?!"
Xu Yong howled heart-piercingly, looking at his posture, his face was full of nervousness, wishing he could get up and immediately stick back the fake fox ears that the female ghost had dropped.
"If it falls, it will fall. What else can I do?" The female ghost was helped by the ghost power, and those pale and sharp bone spurs slowly retracted into her body.Seeing Xu Yong who was screaming, she kicked him suddenly in a rage.
"Where the hell did you provoke the people back? I mean why did you come back at this time? It turned out that you caused trouble outside and dared to tell me that you missed me. Pooh, a man's mouth is a liar !"
She felt that kicking was not enough, so she stood on tiptoe and tried to kick a few more kicks, and sprayed cursingly, and turned to Su Cibei and the others immediately with apologetic smiles after spraying.
"I'm really sorry, I thought you were Taoist priests who came to catch ghosts. I was a little bit ruthless when I was shocked. I'm not a bad ghost. I have a certificate from the underworld. I am serious. A good ghost who cultivates in the human world never does anything that hurts nature."
Everyone: "..."
They involuntarily turned their heads to look at Gu Yanze, their eyes clearly expressing their doubts.
Fuck, does your underworld still have such certificates?
Even Su Cibei was bewildered, and he had been in the underworld for a long time, but he had never heard of such a proof.But I just took a look at the female ghost's certificate, the seal on it was also a genuine official seal of the underworld, and it still carried a ghostly aura of the underworld...
Gu Yanze: "..."
He also felt a headache when he saw the female ghost's expression of "Everyone is our own, just let me go, you can deal with this man whatever you want".
"The number of ghosts in the underworld has been increasing year by year. A large part of the ghosts are unwilling to reincarnate, but they don't have much money to work in the underworld, so they take their spare time to help suppress some places that are prone to breeding evil spirits. This policy has only recently been launched. Practice."
Gu Yanze explained a few words, and then asked the female ghost again.
"Since it is a ghost who came here to lead the job, why do you want to hang out with humans here? Are you absorbing his yang energy?"
At the end of the question, the tone was already very serious.After all, absorbing human yang energy to cultivate is already considered a small deviation. If it is other confiscated wild ghosts, it is normal. This female ghost has a certificate from the underworld. This stuff, that hell will punish her according to the law.
The female ghost also knows the consequences of sucking people's yang energy indiscriminately, she waved her hands repeatedly and said:
"No, no, I didn't attract people's yang energy! I was in a serious relationship with him. He almost died at the beginning. I picked him up and saved him for two days. Later, he said He's in love with me."
"I saw that he didn't look ugly. I was a ghost in this mountain and I was bored, so I talked to him. After all... ghosts also need to solve some physical desires."
She said the last sentence shyly and timidly, looking very shy.But everyone is full of the sloth and don't know how to spit it out, you have become a ghost, what body do you have?What desire?
Before they could say this, they heard Xu Yong scream, even if he was bound and rolled on the ground, he tried his best to rush towards the female ghost.
"You lied to me!"
"What the hell did you tell me back then that you were a fox demon!"
Caught off guard by him and almost rolled out, the female ghost was also angry.She is stronger than Xu Yong, and she can use her own ghost power to break free from the bondage and move her wrist a little.
She tore off the big fluffy tail behind her, screamed and bumped back.
"Damn it, you still dare to call me, you perverted plush control, my old lady was just playing cosplay, putting on ears and tails to play by herself, and you came up and said, little sister, I like you and want to be nice to you. Why didn't you say that you fell in love with the ears and tail?"
"If it weren't for seeing that you look good and can relieve boredom, who would want to play this kind of game of pretending to be a fox fairy with you all the time!"
"I'm telling you, I'm breaking up with you today! Go back to your metropolis from now on, don't come back to ask me for medicine, get out!"
Hearing the word medicine, Su Cibei frowned, and with a wave of his hand, the yin energy that bound the two of them suddenly tensed up, entangled them like silkworm cocoons.
"Is this the potion you are talking about?"
"Why do these villagers keep so many dogs?" Zhang Hongyi, who has the worst legs and feet, couldn't help complaining in a low voice, "One family is not enough to have three or four. Are they raising dogs? It's almost as close as my dog. His handsome and mighty face will be ruined by a dog's mouth."
"It's not that you were almost disfigured, but you were almost bitten off by dogs chasing you." Wang Guoyao rolled his eyes, "It's a pity that the sky is too dark and the mobile phone video recording is not good, otherwise I will record Zhang Hongyi being kicked out by dogs on the spot. Remember, send it to your grandfather and your parents.”
"you!……"
Zhang Hongyi pointed at Wang Guoyao with trembling fingers and was speechless, holding back a sentence for a while.
"You are violating the privacy of citizens! As my boss, you are knowingly breaking the law!"
Wang Guoyao slapped his fingers away.
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'm not breaking the law knowingly, but I'm going to obstruct your official duties, deduct all your salary this year, and then send you to the hospital to work for them for nothing."
Zhang Hong barked his teeth and claws vigorously, but he knew that Wang Guoyao could really do this.As a subordinate, there was no way out, so he could only swallow the rest of the words in aggrieved manner.
However, seeing how unconvinced he is always bickering with Wang Guoyao, one can infer that half of the "little shoes of love" he received from the leaders were provoked by himself.However, Zhang's family and Techu are old friends, and Zhang Hongyi had known Wang Guoyao long before he joined Techu. It was common for these two people to quarrel, and it was no surprise to others.
The two of them talked in a very low voice, and they didn't delay their work when they were fighting each other. They had already figured out the nearby terrain after walking around, and left two people to stay there.
As for Su Cibei and the others, they have already entered.
Wang Guoyao dared to swear to Santa Claus that he really didn't mean to fool the two of them into helping them to work, it was the two of them who took the initiative to go in.The big backer who came to the door didn't have to be a fool, so he happily took over the staff outside and asked them to watch and notify in time if anyone else approached.
After all, the potion came at a rare price, and it was not something ordinary people could touch.
Hastily arranged the manpower, Wang Guoyao wanted to see Hades show his skills, and hurried inside, but he ran into two acquaintances within two steps.
Wang Guoyao asked puzzledly: "You two big brothers, the idea inside is very tricky?"
"No," Gu Yanze coughed lightly, "It's not convenient for us to go in now?"
"Inconvenient? What's the inconvenience?" Wang Guoyao couldn't figure it out, "It's late at night, what else can he do here alone?" Could it be that he was watching some kind of adult porn?
Wang Guoyao swallowed the last sentence. He felt that he could not tell the filth of the world to Hades. People are notoriously pure-hearted and ascetic.Although he has found a partner now, Dr. Su looks quite fresh, and he probably doesn't like that kind of "boring things".
Su Cibei, who was regarded as pure by Wang Guoyao, took two steps back silently, motioning Wang Guoyao to listen.
He obediently took two steps forward and listened attentively.
A delicate female voice came out from inside, um, ah, ah, mellow, accompanied by the man's panting, it was obvious what was going on inside...
Wang Guoyao was dumbfounded.
In such a small wilderness village, and he himself was wanted, how could this manager Xu Yong have the heart to do such a thing?
The routine is so wild?
The scariest thing was that sentence that Gu Yanze added.
"The person who is having sex with him inside is not a human being, but a female ghost."
"She transformed into a fox demon."
Wang Guoyao: "..."
This is...
It's a bit powerful.
Why did the plot suddenly transition from a police and criminal arrest film to a small X film, and then into a fake fox fairy fighting a wanted criminal?I always feel that their current style of painting is a bit strange.
Realizing what the people inside were doing, Wang Guoyao was also a little embarrassed, but after all, he is a special boss, well-informed, and can give a very decisive response when encountering such embarrassing things.
"Bang-"
The door was kicked open by him, and Wang Guoyao rushed in with his people.
"Stay still, police! You're all under arrest!"
...Well, it really is decisive.
Su Cibei patted Gu Yanze's hand covering his face.
"are you done?"
"hold on."
Looking at the chaotic scene in front of him, Gu Yanze pulled Su Cibei aside and blocked him, preventing him from seeing the scene in the room.
"...The female ghost will run away later?" Su Cibei sighed helplessly, "The female ghost is not an ordinary ghost, Wang Guoyao and the others may suffer if they are caught off guard."
"It's okay, I can't die."
Gu Yanwang was very indifferent, and insisted not to let him see anything bad, even if Wang Guoyao and the others were beaten by the female ghost who suddenly ran away, they didn't intend to help.
"Boss! Two big brothers, help!"
If they didn't come to rescue, Wang Guoyao couldn't hold on anymore. He only came here this time to arrest people, and the people he brought with him were all combat-oriented, and they were not very easy to deal with ghosts.
I don't know how this female ghost practiced. Not only is she full of ghostly anger, but she can also burst out bone spurs like a hedgehog, and the spines are also poisonous. Once pierced, her hands and feet are soft. It didn't take long will lose combat effectiveness.If this continues, they may capsize.
Realizing this, Wang Guoyao called for help decisively. Gu Yanze glanced at Xu Yong who was paralyzed beside him, unmoved, and watched coldly.
It was Zhang Hongyi who understood what he meant first, and risked a needle eye, rushed to Xu Yong's side, slapped him two times, and then took out the simulated toy gun for pretending.
"Hurry up, put the clothes on yourself!"
Xu Yong clutched his crotch, his voice was louder than his.
"Honey, help me! There is a pervert here forcing me to wear clothes!"
Zhang Hongyi:? ? ?
What the hell? ? ?Is it a perversion for you to wear clothes?To be fair, your logical relationship is not quite right, right?
He thought that Xu Yong might be a Shabi, but he thought it was useless, his wife, that is, the female ghost, would die if she still loved him.
Seeing the female ghost howling and rushing towards him, Zhang Hongyi turned around and ran, picking up the quilt and throwing it at Xu Yong before running.
"Brother Su, he's wearing it!"
"He obviously still..." Gu Yanze was halfway through his words, Su Cibei had already lifted his hand and rushed out by himself.
Gu Yanze had no choice but to attract a ghostly aura with a wave of his hand, and firmly blocked the female ghost and Xu Yong together.
Wang Guoyao and the others felt that the wind was blowing in front of them, and he looked up again, the female ghost who was so fierce just now, wishing to pierce thousands of holes in them immediately, had been thrown into a corner.
She and Xu Yong, one person and one ghost, were all bound by Yin Qi and thrown into a ball in a corner.
One trick to win, effortless.
Is this what it feels like to hug a strong man's thigh?What a joy!
Wang Guoyao put down the magic weapon in his hand, and went up happily. He was about to boast a few more words to let the two of them see his special No.1 mouth style, but a miserable howl interrupted his words.
"Ahhh! Wife, why did your ears fall off?!"
Xu Yong howled heart-piercingly, looking at his posture, his face was full of nervousness, wishing he could get up and immediately stick back the fake fox ears that the female ghost had dropped.
"If it falls, it will fall. What else can I do?" The female ghost was helped by the ghost power, and those pale and sharp bone spurs slowly retracted into her body.Seeing Xu Yong who was screaming, she kicked him suddenly in a rage.
"Where the hell did you provoke the people back? I mean why did you come back at this time? It turned out that you caused trouble outside and dared to tell me that you missed me. Pooh, a man's mouth is a liar !"
She felt that kicking was not enough, so she stood on tiptoe and tried to kick a few more kicks, and sprayed cursingly, and turned to Su Cibei and the others immediately with apologetic smiles after spraying.
"I'm really sorry, I thought you were Taoist priests who came to catch ghosts. I was a little bit ruthless when I was shocked. I'm not a bad ghost. I have a certificate from the underworld. I am serious. A good ghost who cultivates in the human world never does anything that hurts nature."
Everyone: "..."
They involuntarily turned their heads to look at Gu Yanze, their eyes clearly expressing their doubts.
Fuck, does your underworld still have such certificates?
Even Su Cibei was bewildered, and he had been in the underworld for a long time, but he had never heard of such a proof.But I just took a look at the female ghost's certificate, the seal on it was also a genuine official seal of the underworld, and it still carried a ghostly aura of the underworld...
Gu Yanze: "..."
He also felt a headache when he saw the female ghost's expression of "Everyone is our own, just let me go, you can deal with this man whatever you want".
"The number of ghosts in the underworld has been increasing year by year. A large part of the ghosts are unwilling to reincarnate, but they don't have much money to work in the underworld, so they take their spare time to help suppress some places that are prone to breeding evil spirits. This policy has only recently been launched. Practice."
Gu Yanze explained a few words, and then asked the female ghost again.
"Since it is a ghost who came here to lead the job, why do you want to hang out with humans here? Are you absorbing his yang energy?"
At the end of the question, the tone was already very serious.After all, absorbing human yang energy to cultivate is already considered a small deviation. If it is other confiscated wild ghosts, it is normal. This female ghost has a certificate from the underworld. This stuff, that hell will punish her according to the law.
The female ghost also knows the consequences of sucking people's yang energy indiscriminately, she waved her hands repeatedly and said:
"No, no, I didn't attract people's yang energy! I was in a serious relationship with him. He almost died at the beginning. I picked him up and saved him for two days. Later, he said He's in love with me."
"I saw that he didn't look ugly. I was a ghost in this mountain and I was bored, so I talked to him. After all... ghosts also need to solve some physical desires."
She said the last sentence shyly and timidly, looking very shy.But everyone is full of the sloth and don't know how to spit it out, you have become a ghost, what body do you have?What desire?
Before they could say this, they heard Xu Yong scream, even if he was bound and rolled on the ground, he tried his best to rush towards the female ghost.
"You lied to me!"
"What the hell did you tell me back then that you were a fox demon!"
Caught off guard by him and almost rolled out, the female ghost was also angry.She is stronger than Xu Yong, and she can use her own ghost power to break free from the bondage and move her wrist a little.
She tore off the big fluffy tail behind her, screamed and bumped back.
"Damn it, you still dare to call me, you perverted plush control, my old lady was just playing cosplay, putting on ears and tails to play by herself, and you came up and said, little sister, I like you and want to be nice to you. Why didn't you say that you fell in love with the ears and tail?"
"If it weren't for seeing that you look good and can relieve boredom, who would want to play this kind of game of pretending to be a fox fairy with you all the time!"
"I'm telling you, I'm breaking up with you today! Go back to your metropolis from now on, don't come back to ask me for medicine, get out!"
Hearing the word medicine, Su Cibei frowned, and with a wave of his hand, the yin energy that bound the two of them suddenly tensed up, entangled them like silkworm cocoons.
"Is this the potion you are talking about?"
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