I have a yin and yang clinic

Su Cibei, a pure man, stuffed a plum candy into his mouth, and took out a small clear medicine bottle.The medicine bottle is made of high-quality suet jade, the tentacles are warm and moist, and the round pill inside can be seen facing the sun.

Just one.

He stole Hades' treasury a long time ago and practiced it.

The name of the pill is Lightning Protection, which is a prescription he developed by himself. The efficacy of the medicine is just the name.

After eating this pill, he might have to think of other ways to avoid lightning.This matter used to make Su Cibei scratch his head anxiously, but now...

He has a way to get merit!

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!

Su Cibei poured out the elixir boldly, stuffed it into his mouth like eating Mai Lisu, and stuffed it empty.Gu Yanze's dog thief stole his medicine.

"...Why are you stealing my medicine?"

Gu Yanze put the elixir back into the bottle: "Your body...is not suitable for taking too much elixir." He seemed to want to say something, but seeing Su Cibei's mocking eyes, he said those words again. It was swallowed.

"The anti-lightning pill is overbearing. If you eat it, you will have to recuperate for at least three months."

"Yes," Su Cibei nodded calmly, "I will lie in bed for three months, but if I don't eat, I will have to call 120 for first aid if I don't eat, and I may not be able to recover."

"Which one do you think I would choose?"

"Choose me."

"..." Su Cibei was almost laughed angrily by Gu Yanze, "What's the use of choosing you? Can you help me carry the thunder, or are you going to take me to give them a lightning treatment regardless of the dead souls in the underworld?"

What Gu Yanze can do, he has already done it.

The last time he was hacked to death, he got countless lightning protection devices and opened the defensive formation of the underworld. In the end, he was not cold.

If it wasn't for his special status to be able to replace a human body, Su Cibei probably wouldn't exist in the Three Realms now.

To sum up, now that Gu Yanze came out and said this to him, Su Cibei felt that his brain was broken.It may be that his head is not normal since the red and green of the army green coat. Is it possible that after being unlucky, it will make people stupid?

Ever since he came to the human world, Gu Yanze has become more and more stupid day by day. He used to have a stern aura, but now he has become the second idiot of the next door...

I don't know what his subordinates think of him?

What else can I see?Cold salad, can my boss kick me?

The judge huddled in the room, holding a child in one arm, and peeped out the grand occasion of the thunder disaster in the yard.

Well……

I didn't see the imaginary grand occasion of crossing the thunder tribulation, but heard the sincere confession of their family's Lord Yan.

"Choose me!" These two words were sonorous and powerful, and the judge immediately imagined a poignant and touching love story, confessing under the thunder calamity, what a boldness and... lack of heart.

At this time, shouldn't you immediately pull out a stack of magic weapons?

Even if it's not the right medicine to resist thunder, it's good to get some defensive magic tools.

The judge felt that their Lord Hades must have been sprayed, even if he opened the sound-proof circle, and his expression naturally looked like he was talking about some serious business, he would definitely not get any good words.

The singles for so many years were all created by themselves.

Back then, among those female cultivators who fell in love with Gu Yanze blindly, one counted as the other, but they all ran away in anger.

Same as male cultivators, but even more destructive.

What he didn't know was that Gu Yanze, who was pointing half of the back of his head at them, had a gentle expression and tender eyes, but his voice was like gold and iron, with a strange rhythm.

"A disciple of the Su family, named Cibei, was formed by taking away different plants in ancient times. He has all the merits and virtues to help the world and save the suffering, and he is blessed with the virtues of the world..."

The strong Yin Qi gathered and surrendered at Gu Yanze's feet as if he had been summoned.He stood there quietly, Yuan Ting Yue Zhi, back straight.

A golden rune came out of his mouth, and after flying around in the air, it suddenly sank into Su Cibei's body.It is often said that the king of the country has the constitution of heaven in his mouth, and once the words are spoken, even if they are jokes, they are still laws.As the lord of the underworld, the King of Hades is in charge of the laws and regulations of a realm, not a king is better than a king.

He naturally also has the power to issue decrees.

Su Cibei was stunned the moment he opened his mouth, and reached out to pull him, but unexpectedly felt a strong force lock him firmly as soon as he moved.

It was a thunderstorm ready to go.

While the two of them were talking, they suddenly forgot the culprit who caused the dispute.

Thunder Tribulation is the authority of the sky, representing the most explosive power of nature.Locked by it, Su Cibei felt that the hairs on his back were blowing up, and his legs and feet were a little flimsy. It was a "human being", facing such a terrifying force that could scorched him several times, most immediate response.

He was stunned uncontrollably for two seconds, and this time, Gu Yanze had already finished what he had to say.

The black light flashed, and the action quickly set on Su Cibei's fingers.

Condensed into a black ring.

The style is simple and simple, and you can feel the word supervisor on the inside of the ring if you grope carefully.

Just the second after the ring was formed, the sky that had been rumbling and muffled suddenly froze, and the feeling of being locked in wandered from Su Cibei to Gu Yanze, and then slipped back from him.

so back and forth.

Like a person glancing back and forth in shock.

Su Cibei: "Look at that."

His eyes shrank back, and the dull thundercloud twisted back and forth, rolling around twice reluctantly, and finally disappeared directly.

Su Cibei: "..."

The corner of Gu Yanze's mouth twitched, and there was a little joy in his brows.

"Sure enough, it's useful, and if I do it again..."

"Fart again, again," Su Cibei interrupted him irritably, reached out and stroked the ring on his finger but failed to remove it, very angry.

"Gu Yanze, did something kick your brain?"

"Secret me as the inspector of the underworld, do you want to take the underworld to be buried with me, or do you think that there is a steel needle in the position of the King of Hades under your buttocks, and you want to come down for a few more laps?"

It's not like he's never done such things as pardoning the priesthood, mixing with his own team, and showing his intention to "reform evil and return to righteousness" to avoid thunder disasters.

Back then, he had become a sort of immortal, but in the end...

He was almost slapped to the ground and panicked and got into the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.

Later, he was fired.

It was tear-jerking to hear, and extremely miserable.

To sum it up, mixing up a position is of no use to him. In the beginning, Lei Jie would put up with it to save face. causal threat.

The greater the priesthood, the more cause and effect.

Su Cibei has never heard of the position of Inspector of the Underworld before. It sounds like Gu Yanze made it up on the spot, but his wrists are really big...

All of a sudden, the judge's years of hard work were evenly matched, and even slightly surpassed.

Su Cibei's eyes turned around himself several times, but he didn't find any vixen.

This stupid Hades is definitely not his fault!

No!

Faint Hades: "..."

"Didn't you find anything wrong?" He said helplessly, "Look carefully at the aura on your body, open your eyes to see."

Just look.

Su Cibei opened his eyes and looked at himself.

Gu Yanze: "Did you see it?"

"I see," Su Cibei rubbed his eyes, "The eyes are full of black, the uniforms of your underworld workers are too ugly."

Gu Yanze: "..."

Talk to talk, don't just black the hell, okay?

Black is the natal color of the underworld. It has been worn like this for tens of thousands of years. How ugly is it?

He was a little bit troubled by Su Cibei's reaction, but he was also a little happy.

When he was in the underworld, he was not so lively. He chose to let Su Cibei become a human being and come to the world. Sure enough...is it the right choice?

"Hey, what's under this dress?"

Su Cibei lifted his clothes and took a look, and the next second, the clear medicine bottle rolled down on the ground.

The judge, who was still surprised at how Lei Jie suddenly dispersed, saw the confession object of Lord Yan suddenly screamed all over, and threw himself directly on him.

Su Cibei was moved and wept bitterly.

"I finally don't have to worry about being struck by lightning in the future!"

"You saved me and gave me a job, so be kind to me!"

"Gu Yanze."

"?"

"You will be my father from now on!"

Gu Yanze: "..."

This is unnecessary!

The thunder disaster dissipated, and the ghosts quietly came out of the room.Su Cibei waved the big spoon vigorously and poured down the remaining potion for the foreign ghost.

Seeing that miserable appearance, the ghost messengers who were hiding in the dark felt shivers down their backs.

The real culprit has already been cleaned up, so there is no need to stay any longer.In the helpless eyes of the children, the judge stretched out his hand, and a group of black-painted monsters with chains in their hands appeared.

They collected all the ghosts and brought them into the underworld. After being judged, they could continue to reincarnate.With the help of Yuanyuan, Lin Haoyu jumped into the well with the foreign man in his arms and died together.

Later, Principal Wei and the others killed the dean and ran out. When they set the fire on fire, they realized that one missing body might not match the list and be found out, so they picked up his body and threw it into the fire.

That's why later, he looked like he was burnt to death, but he was also a water ghost.

Lin Haoyu and Yuanyuan killed people for self-protection, but they still killed people after all, so they can't be reincarnated for the time being, and have to work as handymen in the underworld for a period of time as punishment for repentance.

This matter was taken over by the underworld ghost messenger, and Su Cibei had no intention of intervening.

They go back to the underworld, and he goes back to the world.

White mist filled the air, and the hole where the illusion was broken had been torn into a passage enough for adult men to pass through. Su Cibei took the two confiscated bank cards and walked in without changing his expression.

"what!!!"

Once out there was a muffled scream.

In the depths of the dense grove, there was a woman struggling on the ground, a man covering her mouth with an obscene face, and a big dog lying in a pool of blood not far away, its body still twitching.

It's easy to see what's going on at a glance.

Su Cibei looked at the heavy medicine box in his hand, and adjusted the loose buckles of the box firmly.

Take aim and launch!

"Duang!"

The box hit the back of the man's head very well, and the hard box successfully gave him a heavy blow.

"Who?!"

The man screamed, grabbed the woman by the throat and jumped up.

Under the pale moonlight, the dagger in his hand gleamed sharply.