I have a yin and yang clinic

"You humans don't make trouble, we won't be responsible if you die!"

"It's so dark, human beings have come to touch porcelain on the ghost's territory."

"I will definitely not let you stay here. Our orphanage is already crowded enough, and the rest area is a place where every inch of land is precious. Outsiders are not allowed to stay here!"

……

Because of Su Cibei's rambunctious behavior, he was successfully identified as a rascal by the kid in Yigan Orphanage.Although the children turned into ghosts, the targets of revenge were only the dean and the foreign ghosts. Even Li Yue and Wei Xiao, who survived by chance, didn't plan to take care of them, let alone others.

Rasu resigned and came in, but only to break the situation.

Never expected that after this person was pulled in, he refused to leave.

The children were dumbfounded.

Gu Yanze and the judge were implicated because of their advanced writing skills and they seemed to be ordinary human beings.

If you can't say anything, Su Cibei will come and talk about them, one sentence on the left, don't waste your life, and one sentence on the right, enjoy life and live a good life...

Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

The chicken soup was pouring down, and the tone of the Yigan-looking child was comparable to that of an older aunt, and even the posture of dancing in the square dance was exactly the same as smart and enchanting.

no……

Why did the topic suddenly jump to square dancing?

The judge couldn't figure it out. Holding a cup of hot tea, he looked at the suddenly bustling orphanage. There was constant sound of ping-pong-pong.

What jumped faster than the topic was the attitude of those ghosts. I don't know what Su Cibei said to them, and they changed their faces within a few words.

They actively send in the most unique things they can find.

Dedicated to a certain doctor.

"What is this?"

"Foot wraps!"

"..." Su Cibei was silent for a second, then took out a long stainless steel clip, held the black and yellow piece of cloth that looked sticky, and had a piece of mold growing on it, and threw it into the big iron in front of him. pot.

A pot of dark liquid that was made up of something that could emit an indescribable stench when it was stirred was bubbling and bubbling under the flames.

Through the gas mask, Su Cibei reached out and rubbed the little boy ghost with bright eyes and an excited face in front of him.

"Okay, the materials are almost added, tell Lin Haoyu they don't wander around. Go back to the room and play with the big brothers over there."

"Okay." The little boy nodded limply, and jumped out like a little rabbit.

Halfway through the jump, he turned his head and clenched his fists at Su Cibei and shouted.Under the violent movement, the two lumps of tissue paper that he covered his nostrils looked more conspicuous.

"Brother doctor, come on!"

"Make the smelliest and most disgusting medicine to disgust them to death!"

"……OK."

Su Cibei wanted to explain that he was not cooking medicine, no one would put foot wraps in the medicine, such ghost things as old foot skin.But remembering the expressions on everyone's faces after he finished explaining, he gave up.

Work hard, when things are done, they will know what he is doing.

Genius is always lonely.

Su Cibei tucked up the side of the gas mask, and continued to go to the kitchen to work diligently on the kitchen utensils.Considering that these kitchen utensils are all transformed, it is actually a kind of non-polluting attempt... no wonder.

In the building next door, the judge desperately pasted another layer of transparent glue on the crack of the window, sobbing and asking Gu Yanze:

"My lord, Su, Doctor Su, what is he researching?"

Isn't it just to catch two ghosts?

Even if those two ghosts had just swallowed a living person and their strength skyrocketed after taking revenge, was it necessary to make such a big battle?They just pick up any ghost messenger here, and they can easily hang and beat those little ghosts!

In desperation, the judge took out the human perfume purchased for Po Meng, and squirted it into his nostrils twice.

Gu Yanze took two steps back in awe of the strong fragrance.

"Are you trying to smoke yourself to death and go to Baihua Valley to find a job again?"

Judge:?

Gu Yanze: "If you want to change jobs, you don't have to be so cruel to yourself."

"...Who wants to change jobs, don't talk nonsense!" The judge slumped on the chair, "I just think that a fragrant death is better than a stinky death, at least it smells better after death."

"My lord, smell the smell outside! People who don't know, think we are cooking shit here for fun."

Gu Yanze: "Have you cooked it?"

Judge: "..."

Gu Yanze: "Don't describe it casually if you haven't cooked it, it will easily lower your year-end bonus."

Judge: "..."

What kind of a hero is he who threatens ghosts with year-end awards!

Is he the kind of ghost who would bend his waist for five buckets of rice? !

Yes, he is.

The judge obediently covered his mouth and gestured to zip it up.If he doesn’t say it’s okay, at worst, he’ll order dozens of gas masks by mail when he gets back, and next time he’s under the attack of this kind of poisonous gas, he’ll still be able to boast about the little wife that Hades likes [cross out] without changing his expression. , little doctor.

The chattering subordinate finally closed his mouth. Gu Yanze nodded in satisfaction. He walked to the window and stared at the figure reflected on the glass window of the small bungalow.

The smile is full of relief, like a kind old father.

"He's not working on something, he's just finally taking that step."

The judge was confused, he knew that Gu Yanze was answering his first question, but how could this answer be the same as no answer?What does it mean to finally take that step?What is it?

Just as he was about to ask, he saw a breeze blowing through the gaps in the window glass, bringing a bit of coolness to the room.

Gu Yanze silently took two steps back.

Judge: Hahahahahaha!

Laugh until crowing!

If you have the ability to pretend to be a duck!

Gu Yanze threw a sharp look at him, the judge restrained his expression obediently, and then giggled quietly behind his back.If you don't say it, don't say it, the left and right are just what Su Cibei said before going in.

Originally, they were going to make a direct move, sweep the audience with ease, and take Li Gui and the children present to the underworld for supper, but they didn't expect Su Cibei to stop them.

He said he was a doctor with a temper.

Although those little ghosts only spent a small amount of money to invite him, but he has come, then they are his patients.

The patients were all killed by the dean and foreign ghosts, so he wanted to avenge them in his own way.

This reason is simply nonsense, it is nonsense at first glance, and he refuses to even spend some brains to improve the content.Xiao Wei is also your patient. He also gave you two bank cards, and now the bones are still hanging on them. Did you give him a look?

Absolutely not!

The judge felt that he had no respect for civil servants like himself at all, but since he was the person his immediate boss liked, he chose to quietly watch Su Cibei cook shit, oh no, cook medicine.

It is said that he prepared a prescription, a curse medicine that can offset the effect of sacrificing living people and greatly weaken the fighting power of ghosts.In addition to the basic potion, add the most disgusting thing the victim can find, cook for 10 minutes, and this medicine is ready.

At first, the judge thought he was talking nonsense. He had worked in the underworld for so many years, and his knowledge and experience were top-notch. Why didn't he know that there was such a magical potion?

Driven by curiosity, he asked the ghost messenger to help find the necessary medicinal materials.

Driven by the desire to survive, he is now sitting here, pasting the wall with clear glue.

Eating that kind of thing, no matter who it is, will weaken most of its combat power.

can't think...

Just thinking about it makes me sick.

Suddenly I feel a little sympathetic to the two ghosts who are about to be forcibly fed with potion, what should I do?

The ghost messenger group headed by Yan Wang is very busy, but the little ghosts in the courtyard are very busy.They got up from the ground one by one, covered up the horrific death, and ran around the room with their legs, as lively as they were in life.

First, they found the most disgusting thing for them. I heard that it was going to be cooked for the dean and the others. Every child, no matter they were clean or dirty, were very active at this time.If Su Cibei hadn't stopped him, I'm afraid it wouldn't be impossible to really cook shit.

When they were done, they started grunting for tools again.

Take the rope to tie up the dean, and tie it up.Use bed sheets as fishing nets, catch foreign ghosts from the bottom of the well, and wrap them into big rice dumplings.

The children one-on-one are definitely not the opponents of the two ghosts, but there are many of them, and Su Cibei also gave them talisman papers, and it took little effort to tie up the two ghosts and put them in a pose, opened their mouths, and waited for the medicine .

"The medicine is here!"

Su Cibei carried an iron bucket of porridge, and placed it in front of the two ghosts with a bang. The children cleverly took out two big funnels, pasted talisman papers on them, and stuck them in the mouths of the two ghosts.

The power of the talisman burned their throats, so that they could only whine and struggle continuously.

Su Cibei calmly picked up a large iron spoon to scoop up a spoonful of medicine, and poured it into the dean's mouth.

"Zi-"

Intensely, the sound of pouring oil sounded from her body.

The screams broke through the big funnel, and the dean's thin body shook crazily. The ropes that bound her body were broken away halfway, but immediately there were children who made up for it, and they jumped on it before it was too late. , stuck her with his own body, biting her frantically.

The vengeance of the guts and stomachs should be reported today!

Because of their violent actions, the dean's body shook so badly that he couldn't continue feeding the medicine at all.Just as Lin Haoyu was about to pull Yuanyuan and rush up together, a pitch-black chain sprang out from the room, wrapped around the dean like a spirit snake, and completely buckled her to death. He could only curl up on the chair and let out a futile scream Voice.

The judge stared dumbfounded at the heroic Yan Wang.

Behind them, a ghost messenger who had been robbed of the soul-detaining lock uttered aggrieved cries.

How can it be used after being stained with that kind of soul lock!

As if Su Cibei didn't see the tragic scene in front of him, he continued to slowly scoop up a spoonful of medicine and pour it into the dean's mouth.

The dean has only one vertebra in his waist and abdomen. It stands to reason that the medicine poured in should flow out from under the bone immediately, but I don't know why, anyway, it never came out after pouring in.

It was as if there was an invisible stomach that contained those terrible potions.The extremely disgusting smell seeped into every part of her soul viscously, bringing a deep pain.

"Zi-"

"It's actually the first time I've made this kind of potion." Su Cibei looked down at the iron bucket, with his palm rising and falling steadily, pouring spoonful after spoonful.

He heard his voice trembling slightly, as if he was frightened, frightened.But only he himself knew, hidden under his calm face, was the deep excitement.

Su Cibei slowly let out a breath that he had held back for a long time.

"I have always been a very competent doctor, treating patients and saving lives, studying medical skills, and walking on the road, I can meet a few former patients who praise me gratefully. But ah, I am still dead."

He frowned and thought for a while, then changed his words.

"It should be said that I'm not dead. I'm alive again, just in a different way. But it's the same as being dead. It's just trying to survive."

He was older than the number he told Yuanyuan before, and he couldn't remember how long it was. After his resurrection, he forgot a lot of things, and was struck by lightning later on. We can't expect an old man like him to remember so much.

It's not bad if it doesn't break out of dementia.

He is an anomaly.

If there is no luck, the sky will not tolerate it, and thunder and fire will destroy it.

If it wasn't for Gu Yanze to forcibly form a contract with him, with Hades' ten thousand years of merit to back him up, he might be struck by lightning if he goes out.But Su Cibei wasn't guilty at all. Anyway, Gu Yanze did it to him at the beginning, it was only for his own sake, and both sides took what they needed.

Su Cibei just didn't understand where all the merits he earned went?

Obviously he has also helped the world and saved people, and he has done a lot of things to save thousands of people, so why not give him a single cent of merit?

When we meet, we will split!

The dog thief of heaven is so frankly unkind!

Su Cibei thought that he would keep covering up until Gu Yanze couldn't protect him, but now...he seems to have found a way.

The method of not being hacked.

It is:

"Zi-!"

Su Cibei stirred the dark and sticky liquid, seeing the golden merits emerging from the liquid, he was going crazy with joy.

Finally, I don't have to worry about being chopped into coke by the thief God that day!

But what the hell is this situation of giving merit to you too unexpected?Only ghosts can give it, and you still have to cook this weird and bad potion to have it?

God knows something is wrong with you!

While cursing, Su Cibei continued to stir happily, unable to stop at all.

At some point, Yan Wang had already walked out of the room. He stood behind Su Cibei, and once again showed a kind and gratifying smile like an old father.

In fact, the judge, who had never received merits a few times in his life, was shocked to see the merits pouring out of the bucket, and felt like a dog in his heart.

This is... what is it all about?

Is it possible that Tiandao is also like their Lord Yan, with a broken head?

Looking up to the sky and sighing, the judge suddenly felt a palpitation, and a terrifying feeling locked on this illusion, or in other words, locked on someone who was collecting merit...

He swallowed, and found his voice in his dry throat.

"Thunder Tribulation is coming..."

Dark clouds overwhelm the top, and thunder and lightning make up for it.

The orphanage has had a rare thunderstorm for more than ten years.

The child ghosts shrank back into the room cleverly, and before they left, they did not forget to take the potion boiled by Su Cibei, and by the way hung the dean and foreign ghosts on the window like bacon and salted fish.

When trying to move Su Cibei, they were rejected.

"Go in," Su Cibei patted Lin Haoyu's head with a gentle smile, "Hide well, don't run out, the one up there is here to look for me."

The tone is flat and the demeanor is calm.

Just looking at his appearance, when he mentioned Lei Jie, he sounded like an old acquaintance whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Familiar and calm.

The judge, who was almost knocked down by lightning when his cultivation was upgraded before, looked at Su Cibei, and couldn't help feeling a little admiration in his heart.

What a real man!