[Journey to the West] Don't call me Wukong

"You bastard, you killed me!"

This was the last sentence Bai Suzhen said before she fell into the water, and then she was gurgling and bubbling, I don't know what she said, anyway, I was splashing in the water myself, so I didn't have time to pay attention to her.

In the end, I drank a full stomach of water before Bai Suzhen got me to the shore. She turned into a white snake, wrapped my tail around me and flew up.

I'm so angry, why did you fly so early?

I asked my doubts: "Are you stupid? Why didn't you fly!"

Bai Suzhen answered me very patiently: "Asshole!"

I covered my face with my hands and nodded, "Okay."

Bai Suzhen looked at me helplessly, put away her tail, and turned into that childlike young lady again, um, Amitabha, she shook off her sleeves and said, "Get up, come with me."

I shook my head and stretched out my hands to her: "My waist is broken, I can't walk. Little sister, come and hug me."

"Clap! Clap!"

Bai Suzhen slapped me in the face endlessly.

"Susu, stop. Don't hurt the holy monk!"

Bai Suzhen stopped when she heard the sound, but my head was still shaking from side to side due to inertia, my eyes blurred, and a beautiful woman lifted me up.

She stretched out her hand to press on my lower back, and I immediately felt comfortable all over, my waist didn't hurt, and I didn't even feel dizzy.

"Ah, um, it's so comfortable!" I squinted my eyes and smiled, raised my hand and rubbed my waist, "Thank you fairy."

"The obscene monk!" Bai Suzhen spat at the side, don't look at me anymore.

I rolled my eyes at her, the little girl knows nothing, she doesn't know that my heart is pure, she is really naive!

"Susu, don't be rude." The glamorous fairy reprimanded lightly.

No sincerity!I was annoyed in my heart, she punched and kicked me, and she just brushed it off so lightly?

"Then what, who are you?" I looked up at her, "Who is this unlucky girl? She keeps beating me, and you don't care? Look at my face, look at it, it's all swollen Already!"

The glamorous female fairy looked at me with a smile, and suddenly leaned in front of me, and said softly: "Who am I, do you not know? My great saint?"

I was taken aback, pulled her and said anxiously: "It's you, old mother Li Shan?"

She nodded, pointing to Bai Suzhen who was still sulking: "My disciple was hurt by you, what do you think we should do?"

I pouted: "I'll talk about her later, old Bodhisattva, living Bodhisattva, do you recognize me? I'm not Xuanzang, right? I am, I am..."

I want to say that I am Wukong, but I am not Wukong either, so who am I?

Li Shan's mother patted me on the shoulder: "Who are you?"

I gritted my teeth: "I am Wukong!"

"you sure?"

I let go of my hand blankly: "You, what do you want?"

She pointed to Bai Suzhen: "Although my apprentice's love disaster has been fixed for a long time, it really happened because of you. You have to help her end the love disaster."

"Me, help her out? Why!" I snorted, "Everyone knows about her idea, and it has something to do with me! Don't touch porcelain, I'll tell you, both of you, master and apprentice, listen carefully. Don't touch porcelain!"

"Kong Kong, this is what your master meant." Li Shan's old mother smiled inscrutably, "Look at you now, you are ignorant and muddling along, how can you get to Xitian?"

"Why should I go to the West Paradise!" I sneered and backed away, "I don't want to learn any broken scriptures at all! You all forced me, and everyone said I want to learn scriptures, why are you all at ease!"

There seemed to be compassion in the eyes of Li Shan's old mother, but it was only for a moment. Before I could capture any of her emotions, she had already waved her hand and said, "Your demons will never get rid of you. It's hard to reach the west sky. Kongkong, I just want to help you." you."

My body floated up involuntarily, and I couldn't move my limbs. I was sweating profusely and shouted at her, "If you want to help me, return Master to me!"

"Kongkong, remember, you have to look at your heart with your heart."

"I just want to see Master." I looked at her with difficulty, the pain in my chest came, my eyes turned black, and I finally passed out.

"Buddha's heart is me and I am me. How can destroying Buddha be like destroying my body? Kongkong, his body and spirit are destroyed, body and soul disappear together. If you want to meet again, there is only an afterlife."

But isn't this the afterlife?

I closed my eyes and thought, this is already the afterlife!

Master, where are you?

A tear fell, and before I lost consciousness again, I clearly heard Bai Suzhen's exclamation.

"Master, look at his tears, the lake, the lake has changed!"