[Journey to the West] Don't call me Wukong
Chapter 24 Chapter 24
24、Issue
"Snapped!"
My head was tilted to one side, and my face was burning with pain, but what smells so good!If there is an indistinct taste, like the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, yes, it is sweet-scented osmanthus!
I covered my face and glared angrily at the woman opposite: "You bitch, how dare you hit your father? I think you are impatient!"
"Snapped!"
My head tilted to the other side again, and the other half of my face seemed to be swollen.
"Bitch!" I cursed through gritted teeth, and hugged her leg and shouted, "It's so comfortable! Come again, hit me again!"
The woman kicked me on the stomach, and I groaned and fell on my back, clutching my stomach and shouting, "Oh, I'm the most sensitive here, come on, give me another kick!"
"Rogue!"
The woman spat and walked away.
I scrambled and chased after her, still hugging her leg and said: "Miss sister, wait a moment, wait a moment!"
"You monk is so unreasonable!" The woman was hugged by me and couldn't leave, and scolded, "You let go quickly, or don't blame me for being rude!"
Have you always been polite to me?
I smiled and said, "Miss, I'll just ask you a few words, and after you've finished asking, you go away, and if I don't stop you, isn't it okay?"
"what do you wish to ask?"
"Where is this? Who are you? Who did you sing to on the lake just now?"
The woman gave me a strange look: "You don't know where this is, so how did you get here?"
I was taken aback, yes, how did I come here?It's like being stepped on by a pig's head and then waking up to be here.
"If I knew, I would ask you what to do."
The woman choked, holding back her breath and said: "This is the Lishan Huaqing Pond, I am Bai Suzhen, a disciple of Lishan's old mother, okay?"
"Oh my god!" I was startled, and I took a few steps back on my hands and feet, "Bai Baibai, you are Bai, then what, you are a monster!"
Bai Suzhen blushed angrily, and stepped forward two steps to step on me. Fortunately, I had the experience of being stepped on by a pig's head before, so I quickly turned over and avoided it.
Bai Suzhen stepped on the ground and scolded me with her arms crossed: "Dead monk, stinky donkey! You are the monster! Your whole family are monsters!"
I rubbed my head: "I'm a human, but aren't you a snake spirit?"
Bai Suzhen reached out quickly, grabbed my collar and lifted me up into the air. I kicked my feet back and forth but couldn't reach the ground, thinking that this girl's hands are really strong enough.
"Hey, oh, let go, I'm afraid of heights!"
"Who do you say is the snake spirit?"
"You, you are not, I am, I am a snake spirit, okay? I am a snake spirit, I am a snake spirit disease!"
Bai Suzhen threw me on the ground: "I see you are really sick!"
The fall was not clear, and I held my waist for a long time without daring to move, not even to catch my breath.
Seeing my appearance, Bai Suzhen didn't want to pretend, so she couldn't help moving her feet and squatting down in front of me: "Little monk, are you alright?"
I looked at her bitterly: "You broke your waist, what do you think is okay?"
Bai Suzhen curled her lips: "Who told you to talk nonsense, your mouth is so stinky!"
I nodded: "My mouth smells bad, but you've already hit me on the mouth, why did you still hit my waist?"
"Forget it, seeing how pitiful you are, I will show my kindness and take you back for treatment."
As Bai Suzhen spoke, she picked me up, and then she pinched the formula with one hand and said some incantation in her mouth, and a translucent colorful arch bridge slowly protruded from this end, pointing towards the lake water little by little. The other end extends out.
I stared blankly at the Rainbow Bridge that was still slowly extending, and couldn't help being surprised: "Miss sister, you are really amazing! Where are we going?"
"Naturally go to see my master, you are so injured, her old man can restore you with just one elixir."
"Your master, is Li Shan's old mother?"
"Yeah, didn't I just say that." Bai Suzhen turned her head while walking, "Do you know her?"
You know, in the previous life, Lao Sha saw that Li Shan's mother and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva fought over baldness.Thinking of this, I suddenly wanted to meet this famous old mother of Lishan.
"Well, I've heard of your name for a long time, and it's like thunder." I moved uncomfortably, "I'm just afraid that she won't help me."
"Don't move around, the Emotion Transformation Pond is not a joke, if you fall into it, you will go down to the earth to experience love calamity."
"Love Tribulation? What is that?"
"I don't know, anyway, it's just love and love those annoying things." Bai Suzhen shrugged, "I've never seen anyone who is not godlike after going through love, so don't move around, I can I don't want to fall in."
"That's what you gods and monsters will go through. I'm a mortal, and I'm not afraid." I looked into the lake with a smile, and there was the reflection of Bai Suzhen and me in it, "If you don't have love in your life, it is Live in vain."
Bai Suzhen paused: "Do all ordinary people think so?"
"I don't know what other people think, anyway, I think so."
I raised my eyes, looked at the clouds floating in the sky, and suddenly thought of Baldhead, his eyes were so bright when he looked at me, like the brightest star in the night sky.
He said: Wukong, if you can't get rid of the demons in your heart, it's hard to reach the western sky.
He said: Kongkong, don't cry.I haven't lost yet.
He said: I must have done something wrong, Kong Kong, let me think about it.
He said:……
He said so much and did so much, but I sent him to Xiaoleiyin.
He said that he hadn't lost yet, but I had lost a long time ago, and I lost in a mess!
A tear, crystal clear, dripped into the lake reflecting the sunlight.
Those were my tears, I cried.
But, it turned out that I couldn't cry.
The Rainbow Bridge under her body shook violently, and Bai Suzhen screamed behind my back, "You, what did you do!"
"I, I didn't, I didn't do anything, what's wrong?"
"The water in Huaqing Pool is based on emotion." She put me on the bridge and cast a spell. A transparent bubble appeared beside us and slowly floated up.
"If the lake senses that people have feelings in their hearts, they will go crazy." Bai Suzhen breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the tumbling lake outside the bubble, "Did you think of something just now?"
I paused, and said frankly: "Just now, a drop of my tear fell into the lake."
The Rainbow Bridge disappeared at a strange speed, and Bai Suzhen's face was full of shock.
"Oops!"
"Snapped!"
My head was tilted to one side, and my face was burning with pain, but what smells so good!If there is an indistinct taste, like the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, yes, it is sweet-scented osmanthus!
I covered my face and glared angrily at the woman opposite: "You bitch, how dare you hit your father? I think you are impatient!"
"Snapped!"
My head tilted to the other side again, and the other half of my face seemed to be swollen.
"Bitch!" I cursed through gritted teeth, and hugged her leg and shouted, "It's so comfortable! Come again, hit me again!"
The woman kicked me on the stomach, and I groaned and fell on my back, clutching my stomach and shouting, "Oh, I'm the most sensitive here, come on, give me another kick!"
"Rogue!"
The woman spat and walked away.
I scrambled and chased after her, still hugging her leg and said: "Miss sister, wait a moment, wait a moment!"
"You monk is so unreasonable!" The woman was hugged by me and couldn't leave, and scolded, "You let go quickly, or don't blame me for being rude!"
Have you always been polite to me?
I smiled and said, "Miss, I'll just ask you a few words, and after you've finished asking, you go away, and if I don't stop you, isn't it okay?"
"what do you wish to ask?"
"Where is this? Who are you? Who did you sing to on the lake just now?"
The woman gave me a strange look: "You don't know where this is, so how did you get here?"
I was taken aback, yes, how did I come here?It's like being stepped on by a pig's head and then waking up to be here.
"If I knew, I would ask you what to do."
The woman choked, holding back her breath and said: "This is the Lishan Huaqing Pond, I am Bai Suzhen, a disciple of Lishan's old mother, okay?"
"Oh my god!" I was startled, and I took a few steps back on my hands and feet, "Bai Baibai, you are Bai, then what, you are a monster!"
Bai Suzhen blushed angrily, and stepped forward two steps to step on me. Fortunately, I had the experience of being stepped on by a pig's head before, so I quickly turned over and avoided it.
Bai Suzhen stepped on the ground and scolded me with her arms crossed: "Dead monk, stinky donkey! You are the monster! Your whole family are monsters!"
I rubbed my head: "I'm a human, but aren't you a snake spirit?"
Bai Suzhen reached out quickly, grabbed my collar and lifted me up into the air. I kicked my feet back and forth but couldn't reach the ground, thinking that this girl's hands are really strong enough.
"Hey, oh, let go, I'm afraid of heights!"
"Who do you say is the snake spirit?"
"You, you are not, I am, I am a snake spirit, okay? I am a snake spirit, I am a snake spirit disease!"
Bai Suzhen threw me on the ground: "I see you are really sick!"
The fall was not clear, and I held my waist for a long time without daring to move, not even to catch my breath.
Seeing my appearance, Bai Suzhen didn't want to pretend, so she couldn't help moving her feet and squatting down in front of me: "Little monk, are you alright?"
I looked at her bitterly: "You broke your waist, what do you think is okay?"
Bai Suzhen curled her lips: "Who told you to talk nonsense, your mouth is so stinky!"
I nodded: "My mouth smells bad, but you've already hit me on the mouth, why did you still hit my waist?"
"Forget it, seeing how pitiful you are, I will show my kindness and take you back for treatment."
As Bai Suzhen spoke, she picked me up, and then she pinched the formula with one hand and said some incantation in her mouth, and a translucent colorful arch bridge slowly protruded from this end, pointing towards the lake water little by little. The other end extends out.
I stared blankly at the Rainbow Bridge that was still slowly extending, and couldn't help being surprised: "Miss sister, you are really amazing! Where are we going?"
"Naturally go to see my master, you are so injured, her old man can restore you with just one elixir."
"Your master, is Li Shan's old mother?"
"Yeah, didn't I just say that." Bai Suzhen turned her head while walking, "Do you know her?"
You know, in the previous life, Lao Sha saw that Li Shan's mother and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva fought over baldness.Thinking of this, I suddenly wanted to meet this famous old mother of Lishan.
"Well, I've heard of your name for a long time, and it's like thunder." I moved uncomfortably, "I'm just afraid that she won't help me."
"Don't move around, the Emotion Transformation Pond is not a joke, if you fall into it, you will go down to the earth to experience love calamity."
"Love Tribulation? What is that?"
"I don't know, anyway, it's just love and love those annoying things." Bai Suzhen shrugged, "I've never seen anyone who is not godlike after going through love, so don't move around, I can I don't want to fall in."
"That's what you gods and monsters will go through. I'm a mortal, and I'm not afraid." I looked into the lake with a smile, and there was the reflection of Bai Suzhen and me in it, "If you don't have love in your life, it is Live in vain."
Bai Suzhen paused: "Do all ordinary people think so?"
"I don't know what other people think, anyway, I think so."
I raised my eyes, looked at the clouds floating in the sky, and suddenly thought of Baldhead, his eyes were so bright when he looked at me, like the brightest star in the night sky.
He said: Wukong, if you can't get rid of the demons in your heart, it's hard to reach the western sky.
He said: Kongkong, don't cry.I haven't lost yet.
He said: I must have done something wrong, Kong Kong, let me think about it.
He said:……
He said so much and did so much, but I sent him to Xiaoleiyin.
He said that he hadn't lost yet, but I had lost a long time ago, and I lost in a mess!
A tear, crystal clear, dripped into the lake reflecting the sunlight.
Those were my tears, I cried.
But, it turned out that I couldn't cry.
The Rainbow Bridge under her body shook violently, and Bai Suzhen screamed behind my back, "You, what did you do!"
"I, I didn't, I didn't do anything, what's wrong?"
"The water in Huaqing Pool is based on emotion." She put me on the bridge and cast a spell. A transparent bubble appeared beside us and slowly floated up.
"If the lake senses that people have feelings in their hearts, they will go crazy." Bai Suzhen breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the tumbling lake outside the bubble, "Did you think of something just now?"
I paused, and said frankly: "Just now, a drop of my tear fell into the lake."
The Rainbow Bridge disappeared at a strange speed, and Bai Suzhen's face was full of shock.
"Oops!"
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