idiot vader

8.

When they walked into the tarmac, Vader used his voiceprint to activate several initial programs, and they stopped at the gate for a while while Vader activated a subroutine of the security system.Rama was sure that it was Vader's own back door, they must have bypassed the security system, he leaned over from behind Vader, Vader's fingers moved dizzyingly on the interface, he just There is time to capture a few key points, knowing that within 8 minutes from now, the monitoring will cycle in the first 8 minutes.

"What?" Vader asked him in a long voice, "Thinking about reporting me?"

"I'm thinking about how to convince you to give me this embedded subsystem." Rama stared enviously at Vader as he typed the last few characters, "Give it to the security department on my spaceship as a graduation gift OK?"

"I'm afraid that such a precious thing cannot be moved by money." Vader enjoyed Rama's envy to his heart's content, with a cunning gleam in his eyes, "I'm afraid you need to exchange your virginity, and that thing is still with you." Is it on your body? Was it stolen by the rice bowl? Or did you give it to some medicine chicken when you were in a daze? "

"What about you?" Rama said unwillingly, "did you get rid of it at a grand ceremony that fits your status? Did all the nobles in the city watch the ceremony together?"

"The thing you're talking about is a wedding, idiot." Vader walked forward with his head held high, and said disdainfully, "Come with me quickly, I'm going to pick a good ship to steal... Forget it, I'd better choose a low-key one." Yes."

As they climbed into a small shuttle, Vader activated the system and said, "But I'm getting married soon, and I'm sure I'll be getting married this month."

"Are you the type of flash marriage?" Rama said dryly, watching Vader's fingers quickly set the course on the star map, the target was his hometown, the little one marked only with st-11 on the star map Xing Xing, "Shall we go to my house? You have a thick skin. Did I invite you?"

"I can go wherever I want." Vader said shamelessly, "I'll bother to explain to you again, I'm not the type of flash marriage, I've spent three years planning to get married. I have scientific and complete object research Report, life plan for the next five to ten years, I even picked out the wedding bouquet."

"Such a sissy control freak!" Rama couldn't help exclaiming, and looked at Vader regretfully.

Vader ignored him, just shook his head and sighed, "I won't get angry with you easily, and you don't want to get angry with me that much anymore. In three years, we have really understood and trusted each other enough. However, You still don't know me well enough, if the person I want to marry is not interested in these things, I can immediately abandon these plans and elope to marry him."

"Since I know you so well," Rama said, pushing Rama away gently but firmly, "I told you during the final exam of the second grade that as long as you are in my group, you will never have Opportunity to touch the bridge of any vehicle. Don’t try to distract me by bragging, even if you break the big news and show me the picture of your illegitimate child, don’t try to cheat the opportunity to fly the spaceship.”

Vader sat down on the navigator's seat angrily, "This small aircraft almost relies on automatic flight, can I just press the start button?"

"No, baby." Rama comforted him in an angry tone, "In case your fingers or your voice trick the computer into releasing manual permissions, I will never forget how courageous you are and how poor your skills are." Do you want me to tell you about your black history?"

Vader reluctantly changed the angle, "Then after the plane lands, can I drive your ground vehicle?"

Rama firmly ignored Vader's wide eyes, even though his eyes were pure like a puppy, "Give up, even if it's my brother's buggy with a speed of 500 meters per hour, you won't have a chance to drive it!"

"You still have a younger brother?!" Vader said in surprise, "Why didn't I know this?"

"My father and his girlfriend's child." Rama checked the data on the screen one last time, activated the door of the dome, and now the spaceship began to climb. "Don't worry about no gifts, they are not at home."

"I heard that you don't have a particularly good relationship with your father," Vader said. "They invited your father to attend your awarding ceremony, but it turned out that he didn't come."

"It doesn't matter, we just can't understand each other a little bit." Rama said, their spaceship started to walk according to the air orbit according to the fixed operation process, and it would start to accelerate once it left the atmosphere. "My dad didn't like the life I chose."

"He wants you to farm at home," Vader said.

Rama endured it for a while, but still laughed out loud.

Vader curled his lips triumphantly, "If you farm at home, the Heinlein Hub may have been breached, war broke out, and even ST-11 can no longer be a peaceful paradise. I still like things like this look."

Rama smiled, and they were silent for a while, the shuttle finally plunged into the darkness of space, but the stars shone brightly in the immensity of space.

The flying speed of this commonly used shuttle is not enough, and the flight in the galaxy is always a bit slow, but they can reach ST-11 in about two hours, and the sky is already a little bright at that time.Unknowingly, Rama thought of the wind in his hometown, the blue sea under the cliff, and the quiet streets where there were no spacecraft constantly visiting.

Vader sat happily on his seat, as if he was on a long-awaited trip.Rama couldn't help being curious, "Have you ever left First Planet?"

Immediately, Vader was enraged, glared at Rama angrily, and spat out a string of names of the planets he had been to.

"Basically, they are vacation planets." Rama thought for a while, "Then you will be disappointed on ST-11, it is just an ordinary place."

"There is no place in this world that is not fun." Vader said solemnly.

Rama believed that he was right, and he looked at his lively and handsome profile, and thought that wherever Vader was in the universe, then there was no place in the universe that was bad.

"I don't think you should marry a wife." Vader said suddenly.

"You suddenly have this idea again?" Rama asked patiently, he began to feel that no matter what Vader said he would not be excited anymore, he enjoyed the leisurely chatter with Vader so much.

"Do you know that Rama is a god name?" Vader said. "Rama is an ancient god. I checked his history. The most important thing in all his glorious history is that his wife was taken away." , he is so pitiful that he has to rely on a monkey to help him get his wife back. Do you think this is an oracle to you?"

Rama looked at Vader who suddenly appeared with the attributes of a magic stick, "Did you know? I also looked up the name of Vader. Although it is a god name, it was also used as a widower in the ancient database. Brand name for butt paper."

Seeing Vader laughing, Rama still looked arrogant, "You actually searched my name in the database, it's like a pervert who has a crush on me."

"How did you know Rama's story about him and the monkey without searching?" Rama patiently pointed out this apparently intentionally ignored question. "You mean you really have a crush on me?"

"Why can't I have a crush on you?" Vader turned his head, his gray eyes looked straight into his, and there were signs of a storm in those eyes, "I thought you couldn't see it?"

Rama was stunned, and it took him a while to speak, "Don't... make such a joke."

"Let's pretend," Vader said, "and analyze it scientifically."

Rama didn't speak, and wisely pretended to be deaf and dumb. He didn't know what Vader said about pretending, was it pretending to be in love, or pretending to be scientific analysis?

Vida took the posture of an academic report, and Professor Fan Er said, "First of all, I am on the same level as you in intelligence, and the overlapping areas of our hobbies are very high. We can share a good spiritual world."

Rama made a grimace, trying to show that he didn't care what Vader was talking about, "I didn't expect you to be a spiritual being."

"If you have to say that, you have a nice ass." Vader said without hesitation, and Rama almost choked on his saliva.Vader continued to speak calmly, "You are very strong and muscular, your face and facial features are very three-dimensional, and your collarbone is very ecstasy. Actually, I accidentally noticed that the part inside your trousers is quite large."

Rama felt terribly that his pants were getting tighter, but he still couldn't help muttering, "You, unintentionally, are in it!"

Vader smirked arrogantly and rolled his eyes, "I want to emphasize the third point again, in case you're too stupid to notice—it's obvious that I'm gay."

"I haven't thought about that," Rama admitted under his breath, "I've never seen you flirt with a man before."

"Then you have discovered another advantage of me," Vader said, "I am very loyal, my desires are loyal to my own feelings, and I give all my feelings to one person. I have never been a casual person, Whether it’s about feelings or things.”

Rama was speechless.Although it sounded like a fool to praise himself for his loyalty, he was ashamed, and Vader's words seemed like an accusation.It was only after he experienced several failed loves that he realized that he should set the entry point of love higher. Most of the time, liking is just liking, not love.

"If my love is reciprocated," Vader continued, straight-faced and completely unashamed, "I will give him my all. I will do my best to make him happy, and I will take it personally. Making meritorious deeds is on an equal footing."

Rama had never heard anyone talk like this before, and even hearing it was actually embarrassing, or frightening.People may be able to socialize with fifty people at the same time without being ashamed, but in turn they must despise people who make such bold declarations.But the one who spoke, Vader, Rama remembered that he had said more than an hour ago that he never cared what anyone said.He wears the title of fool and is always complacent.

"I think I've been jealous of the person you said you fell in love with more than once tonight." Rama said with a smile. Anyone who can't bear it, anyone who marries you makes people sympathize."

The smugness on Vader's face faded, and Rama noticed with horror that the look on his face was sad, he was anxious to say something, at least a few words right, but he didn't know what to say, as if nothing was right , and he couldn't understand anything.

Vader had already turned his face to look out the porthole, and fell into an unprecedented silence this time. Rama never thought that Vader could be so quiet.He gradually began to panic, a field commander's instincts screaming in alarm, telling him that something was wrong, that he was doing wrong, that he had ruined everything.

Time passed by minute by minute, Vader never said anything, he eagerly hoped that Vader could talk to him, or turn to look at him.But as time went by, he seemed to be in the most terrible examination room, and his brain was tense and blank. When the planet of his hometown was getting bigger and bigger in his field of vision, he suddenly realized that for the first time in his life, he Failed the test.