idiot vader

7.

Rama strode back into the banquet hall through the door connecting the balcony. The hem of the gown fluttered behind him. The collar of the conservative shirt was tied tightly at the throat. With his short black hair, the brow bone His scars and looming anger made him look even more heroic.

The banquet hall seemed to be suffocated for a moment, but Rama somehow noticed it, so he paused a little, subconsciously calming down his anger.The noise of the banquet returned softly, and Rama took two steps forward slowly, hesitating and not knowing who to talk to, the few friends he had here did not know where they were.As a result, he only saw many women looking over, and many faces were releasing gentle and friendly social signals, as if they could talk.

At first he thought they were looking at Vader, maybe the little blond prince had released hormones on them again, but when he turned his head to make sure, he found that Vader had just pushed open the balcony door, and his lazy pace was wrong. Not a lot.When they looked over lovingly just now, there was only Rama himself.

So they all understand that he is a good candidate for marriage?Rama avoided their eyes, but couldn't help but look back at their looks and temperament, which were more serious than complete strangers, and he felt paranoid that they were destined to be alien to him.What era is it now, the post-colonial period of Interstellar, his marriage method is not very civilized!

He turned his head again, watching Vader walking over with a haughty face like an idiot, lazily approaching him.His collar was not fastened, Rama caught a glimpse, and was suddenly convulsively annoyed, so his views on marriage might not have anything to do with civilization and progress.

Vader seemed really smart enough to read Rama's almost materialized gaze, he raised his eyebrows, condescendingly raised his hands to fasten his neckline.Then he deliberately bumped his shoulder on Rama's shoulder, "Antique," he muttered, and seemed too stupid to notice the tension between them, that Rama had just dropped him off the balcony suddenly.

But Rama found himself forgiving him, and his arrogance and idiocy were so childishly lovely.He accepted the close contact with Vader's arm, suppressed the bitterness in his heart, and tried his best to enjoy Vader's last company.

"Do you like the girl in the white dress?" Vader tilted his head and said next to his ear, the air current blowing against his ear made his heart beat again.

Rama looked over, she also had black hair, dyed purple at the ends of her hair, she looked at him and smiled shyly.

"Is that next to her a rabbit?" Rama asked in disbelief.

"Oh," Vader smiled, "That's the latest fashion, not only must there be bags and hats, but also a cute pet to follow. Pets only have the appearance of creatures, and their brains are programmed."

"Evil," said Rama, "I don't want to associate with anyone whose mental age is less than six."

"During the quarrel in the cafeteria last time, you said that my mental age was at most 12 years old, and I was angry at that time. It turned out that it actually meant that I had reached the standard!" Vida said, with a very enthusiastic tone in his tone.

Rama's heart throbbed again, and he couldn't help laughing.Once again, he laughed teased by Vader, if this is Vader's new method of teasing him, then the number of Rama's failures is shamefully too high.But anyway, they were no longer classmates, and he suddenly thought why couldn't he enjoy the imaginary love?

"So you like women with high IQ?" Vader gently pushed his shoulder against him, signaling him not to stand still.He enjoyed the intimacy and was pushed by Vader to shuttle in the banquet hall.

People were chatting in twos and threes, and some people were dancing complicated and luxurious dance steps together on the dance floor in the center.Rama watched them, and they watched him as the two of them passed by.But that didn't matter at all, he just wanted to immerse himself in the illusion of being in love with Vader, but instead he was freed from social phobia and became more and more relaxed.

"I remember that you always like to talk to that red-haired girl in the physics department, that girl who always treats others as fools." Vader asked him, "You will watch a movie with her almost every Tuesday."

"You still care about people taking you for a fool?" Rama asked in surprise, "How do you know my weekly schedule?"

"Rama!" Vader yelled in a low voice, turning his head to stare at him dangerously, "I told you to be nice to me tonight! I don't want to have any conflicts with you."

"I'm sorry, I'm used to it." Rama said regretfully, with an inexplicable urge to explain again, "I went to the movies with her because only she can understand the charm of those old movies."

"Then you definitely don't know, I provided all the movies shown by the old film association." Vader said dissatisfied. "It's my private collection!"

Rama looked at Vader in surprise, but Vader turned his face away angrily, and he only saw Vader's angry side face.Even if it is angry, it is also vibrant and beautiful. "You..." He held back his more surprise, and said cautiously, "I don't know, I didn't know much about you before."

"Then tell me how much do you know about me?" Vader glanced at him with a haughty commanding tone.

Rama sighed, but he didn't hate Vader at all tonight, he wanted to obey him, want to please him, and wanted him to smile because of him. "I know how good your close combat is, and I learned it deeply through two broken noses. But your dynamic shooting is worse than mine. I had a chance to stun you during the last exercise, which made me happy night."

Vader laughed, and he had to press his fist to his mouth so that the laugh wouldn't be too noticeable. "Don't be discouraged, you can't beat me because you haven't taken advanced anti-assassination courses like me since childhood."

Surprise flashed across Rama's mind, but tonight he didn't want to use his brain, his instinct for happiness overwhelmed everything else in him, he just wanted to see Vader's heart-warming smile.

"Also, my shooting is no worse than yours. You were able to hit me last time because you shamelessly ambushed me. I didn't expect you to spend all your energy on ambushing me in such a despicable way, regardless of the safety of the hostages." Don't forget how many points you got deducted for not following the drill guidelines!" Vader said with a smile.

"I don't care about the scores, the happiness of ambushing you is even more rare." Rama blurted out recklessly, but then he straightened his face and said seriously, "However, as long as it is a voluntary group experiment, no matter it is an engineering experiment, Or field exercises, ship simulations, all of which I chose to team up with you, this is what I know about you."

Vader's clear gray-blue eyes looked at him, and there was a storm in his eyes. His cheeks were slightly flushed, as if he had just drunk wine, or just finished a round of complicated multi-person dance, with A touch of excitement mixed with a little embarrassment.He wanted to say something, but stopped again, and finally stared at him half annoyedly, "Don't hide any more, I know your nature, it looks humble, but it's actually unruly, you've been caught by me again!"

Rama looked at him hesitantly, wondering if it was an accusation, some of his nature could always be caught by Vader.

"Don't be stupid." Vader grabbed his arm, "If I didn't admire you as much, I wouldn't agree to be in the same group with you every time, let alone sometimes you are such a bastard, I can hold back I didn't engage in internal strife to blow you up."

Rama was relieved, and looked at Vader helplessly.The relationship between them was pulled in again, although he didn't want to ruin the atmosphere, but he was Rama after all, and those words suddenly came out, "I also know that you are a moody little psycho, it seems that you are specially to torture me It just appeared. You don’t know how many times I suddenly found myself wanting to be friends with you, but the next second your temperament changed drastically, and it was simply difficult to get along with... No, it should be said that it was simply intolerable. Just As you are now, not stupid at all, even charming, friendlier than ever before, but..."

"But what?" Vader whispered cautiously, as if more disturbed than Rama.

Rama sighed, "But when the bell strikes, the time is up, the magic disappears, and everything is gone."

Vader lowered his head awkwardly, like a child staring at his toes.He looked strangely vulnerable, and Rama hesitantly raised his hand, clenched his fist and gave him two friendly punches on the shoulder, just like brothers do.Vader seemed to relax a little.Rama secretly thought that Vader had never made himself look vulnerable. If he had shown this look before, the fight between them would have disappeared long ago, and he would never be able to shake his fist against such a Vader. , although they hated each other together and sometimes wished they could kill each other.

No... Rama corrected himself secretly, they did often fight, but they didn't hit a cruel one.

He looked at the sullen Vader, and couldn't help poking him secretly, "So are you mentally ill?"

"Haha." Vader finally laughed, but he looked at Rama with a serious expression, "If I despair for a while, I'm probably about to get mentally ill."

Seeing Rama's pondering expression, he shook his head to signal him not to mind what he said.They had come near the bar, and he picked a drink for Rama.

A glass of old whiskey, with a simple puck frozen in it, was passed into Rama's hand.

"Just take a small sip at a time." Vader said, "Drinking is not to get drunk directly, don't be as rough as the students. Only by savoring slowly can you discover everything."

Rama didn't know if what he was talking about was just about wine. He obeyed the instruction and only took a shallow sip. The mellow aroma infiltrated his taste, and the wine he swallowed slowly burned like a distant flame.Vader also picked up a glass of wine and clinked glasses with him. The two drank leisurely together, their arms were still close together, and he began to understand Vader's teaching.

"I know more about you." Vader said suddenly, he had just swallowed a sip of wine, contrary to his teaching, he took a big sip of wine. "Besides the secret that you go to the movies with that nerd every Tuesday, you have other secrets. Everyone knows that you like all kinds of brutal sports like boxing, but you don't know that you also secretly prefer old drama literature. You really He is a very romantic person. Your hometown is in st-11. You claim to hate the real food that the nobles pay attention to. You think that the food copied by the replicator according to the molecules is no different, but you like to eat apples from your hometown. The resulting apple pie—hypocrisy—you could tell the difference.”

Rama stared at Vader's watery eyes, the handsome young man's gray-blue eyes with childish dissatisfaction, and he discerned where the grievance came from.Not because of the "hypocrisy" he's been accused of, listening to Vader, bypassing that part of the Little Prince's pride. "But the apple pie in the replica machine in the school cafeteria changed when we were in the second grade. It really tastes exactly like the apple pie in my hometown."

"Really?" Vader ordered and rolled his eyes.

"I remember it was my birthday that started to change." Rama said softly, as if coaxing a bad boy. "It must not have been done by you, although you are very talented at tinkering with machines, but the day before our quarrel escalated into a fight, and you broke the bridge of my nose for the second time. At that time, our relationship was at its worst, I still remember The reason for the fight is that you insulted most of the students in the cafeteria, saying like a fool that we eat from the duplicator like we eat scum from the sewer."

"Oh." Vader dragged his voice arrogantly, "I was not in a good mood that day, because there was an idiot who didn't want you, and you even sent him a humble recovery letter."

"My letter was not at all humble, I was just reviewing a few warm memories of our love, I wanted to understand why we broke up, I wanted a full closure. And..." Rama was very Patiently pointed out, "I remember that the address I wrote to was Gaiman's mailbox, not Vida Lynch's mailbox."

Vader smiled shamelessly, and waved his hands as if thinking that this matter was not worth mentioning, "All the networks that I can enter are the networks that I am qualified to enter."

"It's really shameless." Rama imitated his ups and downs and said, "So you made it up to me the next day because your conscience found out and you realized your shamelessness?"

"Maybe." Vader said vaguely.

"Have you studied and understood all the molecular formulas of my hometown's apple pie in one night, and conquered the replicator?" Rama said, softly mocking him, "Stop bragging, even you have to spend a few days. You Is it also because of the imminent outbreak of mental illness that you have done a good deed without leaving a name?"

"I just hope you have a happy birthday with a little surprise." Vader admitted the part he had to admit.Even though he had already guessed, Rama still felt his throat tighten, Vader admitted honestly, like a second surprise.He was also very ashamed, he remembered that at that time he thought it was Gaiman who did it, that it was Gaiman's compensation.It was also that thing that allowed him to maintain a tinge of warm affection for even his despicable ex-boyfriend.Who would have guessed that Vader did it?Maybe, in his old jerk fashion, he could throw another punch in Vader's pretty face for his unintentional confusion and deliberate deception.

Vader probably thought of this too, he was a little uneasy, avoided his gaze, and stared at the wine glass in his hand.

"Thank you." Rama said softly, and Vader blushed. "But what's the matter with you? How can anyone be an asshole in front of you and act like an elf behind your back? It's more reasonable to be kind in front of you, but to play tricks behind your back."

"Maybe I'm worried that I'm too perfect and you will fall in love with me by accident." Vader said brazenly.

Rama was taken aback angrily, and couldn't help exclaiming, "How can someone be as narcissistic as you?"

After Rama finished speaking, he was stunned, not only because he started to insult Vader habitually by grabbing a random word again, but also because Vader's face flushed instantly.He tried to hide his surprise, followed by a wave of intense regret, his words and tone stabbing at Vader.And he shouldn't have said that, wouldn't he have disliked Vader if he knew at the time that Vader had done so much for him?Has Vader's sense of existence ever weakened in his world?

He didn't expect Vader to whisper, "What if you like me a little bit, and I end up falling in love with you?"

Rama was completely stunned, the muscles in his throat seemed to be paralyzed suddenly, he couldn't make a sound, and his mind was also submerged in a thick fog.At this moment, several girls came over together, and one of his colleagues accompanied them and introduced them.

He was both grateful and regretful that they broke the strange situation he faced just now, and he greeted them politely, keeping an eye on Vader from the corner of his eye.Vader looked calm and composed, as if he didn't care at all. He chatted with them comfortably and recommended new wine for them.He began to doubt Vader's true meaning again, maybe everything has no real meaning, maybe Vader doesn't want anything to happen, maybe everything will disappear again tomorrow, he can't expect too much.

Just when he was almost distracted, Vader touched him and suddenly invited him to dance.He panicked, as he would have panicked no matter who asked him to dance.But the bastard Vader invited him in front of everyone, and he still used a tone that could not be refused.Before Rama could think of a way to refuse, he was dragged away by Vader.

"Don't worry, we won't jump too hard." Vader whispered confidently, as if he was sure they wouldn't make any fools.

"You'll regret it when I trip you up and they keep laughing at you until the winter ball," Rama said through gritted teeth.

"I'm trying to save you." Vader said frankly, "Of the three girls just now, only the one in the middle is on your harem list. The reason she desperately wants to marry you is because she's already married to her The stepfather is in bed, and her family wants a new hero to cover up the scandal, especially a young officer like you who has no background to fiddle with!"

Rama glanced back at the girl in surprise, "How do you know? Was it also by hacking into their home's network? Wouldn't their home assassinate you? No wonder you want to take anti-assassination courses."

Vader had settled into his stance, and they were standing back to back, arms touching only. "This is a same-sex dance common in the army, and you have learned it too." He muttered. "It's just a mirror image dance. It's really not good. You just need to completely imitate my movements."

"It's already been returned to the coach!" Rama said angrily.

"Stay angry, little hero. You're the sexiest when you're angry, and you'll wet the panties of your entire harem when you lose your temper," Vader said viciously.

Rama didn't have time to pay him back when the music started again and he and Vader moved at the same time.He stared nervously at Vader, imitating his movements stiffly, straightening the soldier's back, switching positions, brushing his arms lightly.This dance is indeed not difficult, Vader can always lead him just right, he gradually relaxes, even if the drum beats faster, he doesn't dance too far wrong.They orbited each other like twin stars, taking the same step relative to each other, the same combat boots clattering on the floor at the same time, and their arms seemed to scrape flames when they crossed.When facing each other, he couldn't help but look into Vader's beautiful eyes. During the rotation, separation, and convergence, he saw the blazing heat and joy in those eyes.

He had a desire that he shouldn't have, longing that he could always make the man he danced with look happy, longing that he could be at his disposal.He danced the ancient battle dance to the beat of the ancient drums, and he vaguely understood why the heroes in the ancient epics had to go through fire and water for their love.

When the music stopped, he bumped into Vader awkwardly, and Vader gasped and laughed, took his hand and let him quickly exit the dance floor with him.

"You dance well." Vader exclaimed excitedly, and brought them two more glasses of wine.

Rama didn't know that he was happy to be praised for such a stupid thing, and he looked at Vader in trouble, wondering if he might really be a wicked elf or something.

He didn't know what signal Vader had received from him, those gray eyes shone with a strange light, and anyone could tell that Vader was about to go to heaven with joy.

"Surely you haven't come up with a new plan to mess with me, have you?" he asked cautiously.

"Don't be so naive." Vader said with a smile.

Rama couldn't help panting exaggeratedly, "Since when are you not childish?"

"I'm only targeting you as childish," Vader said.

The topic came back again, Rama thought, he felt a little hot, and Vader's cheeks were also slightly flushed.He couldn't help smiling, and before he had time to speak, he saw a few girls not far away, with obvious expressions of interest on their faces, and a few men who looked at Vader almost undisguisedly.

He suddenly pulled Vader away, just to be on the safe side, it might be best for them not to stay in one place for too long today.

"What's the matter?" Vader looked back suspiciously, and quickly figured out half of the reason, "They are interested in you, and you don't like them?"

"A good girl, or a good guy, most of the time will not be so active, and those who respect themselves will be up for grabs." Rama replied, "So I don't like those with excess hormones."

"You're calling them sluts," Vader concluded.

"I didn't say that." Rama laughed.

"You are hypocritical, Mr. Luo, you are hypocritical." Vader smirked, and suddenly caught a glimpse of something, and hurriedly pushed Rama towards the balcony door.

"What's the matter?" Rama asked, looking back too.

"Don't look," Vader added some strength, and pushed him out of the door leading to the balcony, "It's the rice bowl's wife, and his wife's father."

"It doesn't matter." Rama said, he really didn't think it mattered, he was in such a good mood now that he could even endure another Heinlein battle.

"It's because I don't want to see them." Vader said, he let go of Rama's arm, put his hands behind his back, and resumed his aristocratic style. "Do you have a favorite type? Give me some labels that can help me narrow it down."

"Do you believe in love?" Rama asked rhetorically, without answering his question.

"Of course!" Vader replied without thinking, as if a sledgehammer had hit the ground, Rama looked at him in amazement.

"What's the matter?" Vader said, rolling his eyes. The aristocratic majesty that was briefly established just now collapsed in an instant. He said triumphantly, "Scared you? You are still the hero who conquered the Heinlein hub." What. So useless!"

"You believe in love so loudly, why are you so active in helping others achieve political marriages?" Take a walk around the lake.

"Because people with low intelligence are not worthy of love." Vader said proudly, not caring who he belittled.

But Rama was not angry, he had always been easily irritated before, and thinking about it now, maybe it was because he couldn't prove his worth.Sometimes he feels that Vader is the driving force in his heart to make it this far, and he never wants to lose to Vader.But when he thought about it belatedly, Vader actually didn't care about winning or losing as much as he did.Vader has never shown jealousy when losing to him, he has always been beautiful, winning beautifully, losing beautifully, beautifully proud.He thought he really liked Vader, and he couldn't help laughing.

"I conquered Heinlein, so my intelligence level must be very high." Rama smiled and licked his lips, teasing him with Vader's words in turn.He saw Vader's gaze on his lips, followed the tip of his tongue, his eyes were happy, his mind sank, so he forgot to refute him.

He heard his own voice asking him in a low voice, "Only those who have love can believe in love, do you have it?" Many things are different today, they stand on the volcano, he must have got Vulcan Blessings, double your courage.

Vader showed a small smile, "Of course. I fell in love with someone at first sight three years ago, and then I loved him for three years without wavering, so I think I may love him forever."

Rama's heart tightened, he thought carefully for a while, and tried to control the time of thinking not to be long enough to make people suspect that he was being sentimental. "In that case... your wedding date should not be far away."

"If I'm lucky, I'll get a marriage contract within two days." Vader raised his head conceitedly, smiling contentedly.Rama's joy was swept away, leaving a huge hole in his chest, which was soon filled by disappointment - and that lucky one was sure not to be him.Because even if the idiot Vader suddenly knelt on his knees and begged him to marry him, he would not agree, at least he couldn't decide to marry him within two days, that was illogical.

Vader suddenly reached out and touched his face. He explained that there was an eyelash, and Rama was very suspicious. If Vader could see that there was an eyelash stuck to his face under this light, then Vader would definitely be able to prey on it. Antelope is gone.Especially when Vader himself immediately changed the subject suspiciously, "Want to go dance again?"

"Forgive me, I'm not that kind of material." Rama said quickly, "I'm so eager to help me find a wife, but I didn't expect you to be so warm-hearted. I haven't noticed you for three years."

"You should give up your prejudices early and get to know me seriously, and you will find that I have countless advantages."

"Such as modesty?" Rama asked.

Vader laughed, "You are not a restrained gentleman, you are a natural general, and I have never heard of a humble general."

"Is this a compliment?" Rama smiled, "Forget it, I...I'm not in the mood to get along with girls today. I'm very tired these days, and attending banquets consumes too much energy. Sometimes I..."

"Want to escape?" Vader answered tactfully, tilting his head to look at Rama's expression, "I can cover your retreat, do you trust me?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Rama said, "I have completed most of the tasks during the three years in school with you. If I don't trust you, I won't get enough credits now."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly fell silent, realizing that his school life was over, and he would never have this Vader by his side again.

Vader raised his hand again, and his knuckles lightly touched Rama's cheekbone.

"Am I losing my hair again?" he asked angrily.

Vader replied, "Just to see if you are crying."

"Damn," said Rama, "is that a mistake? Am I going to cry about losing you idiot?"

"No?" Vader asked brazenly.

Rama didn't answer, the daily life of bickering suddenly lost all meaning of existence, and it was no longer difficult to admit feelings, "I will miss you."

Vader smiled smugly, and Rama looked at him angrily and amusedly.Vader blinked, and suddenly took off the brooch on his chest, and Rama watched as he threw the brooch into the bushes by the lake.The drop jewel that spun with him was controlled by a brooch, and now the Turing jewel spun around a bush.

"Let's go." Vader said, pulling Rama's wrist again, "I'll take you to take a shortcut to the tarmac, I'm sure I can get a small shuttle, and then we'll go elope."

"Can you use your words more elegantly?" Rama said, he really can't stand the stimulation of this word now.Abducting an aristocrat at a palace dinner and fleeing from a balcony fits the old elopement scene, and they should be hiding in the backcountry to have a baby next.In that case, he hoped that their children would also have big light blue eyes, but preferably black hair, and the ostentatious light blond hair should be reserved for Vader himself.

Fortunately, his professionalism played a role in time, dispelling his fantasy, "Is your Turing jewelry a tracker?"

"Yes," Vader made a grimace, "If we don't throw it away, as soon as we approach the tarmac, the security record will be activated, the airport will be blocked, and if such an oolong happens, tonight's banquet will be destroyed gone."

"My God, why is your security level so high?" Rama sighed in surprise, "I didn't trigger the alarm when I hit you before?"

"Don't be silly, a fight between two boys is not an assassination." Vida said, "But my parents do have some status in the parliament, and I will also get a seat in the parliament in the future."

"Oh." Rama didn't know what to say.

They had already walked into the dense forest by the lake. For some reason, Vader knew the route here very well. The surroundings were quiet, and they instinctively followed the environment to keep quiet.Maybe it was because he was worried that he would get lost, maybe it was uncomfortable to hold his wrist, Vader's hand loosened and moved forward a little, holding his hand firmly.

His heart was beating violently, and his attention was distracted, concentrating on experiencing the pleasure of pressing his palms together, which almost made his chest sore.