Hey, where is my knife?
Chapter 83
That night, Li Weidu went home and worked hard to cook a super sumptuous dinner.
Witnessed by the little yellow duck in the bathtub, Anxiety explained the ins and outs of sending Ye Yin home.At the same time, the white and slender fingers skillfully caressed the naked skin under the dim light, and the narrow and long eyes were narrowed, trying to create beauty and dazzle.
Ji Kai swallowed his saliva.While being tempted, he also briefly reviewed with Mr. Li the effect of the program that had a slight interaction with Zhu Ling caused by various force majeure factors during the live broadcast that day.
"……offset?"
"offset!"
So everyone is happy.Li Weidu sat astride forward, kissed all cheeks and ears, the little rubber duck squeezed between the two chests, and let out a "jitter".
"Forget it this time, from now on... let's avoid him and never go on the same show as him!"
Ji Kai blushed: "Have you checked the schedule? The last two episodes of this season's live broadcast will end, and all the guests will return. I heard that they will form a group to fly to Sabah, Malaysia to fight a live sea battle."
"..." Hmph, the program team's arrangement this time is really insane!Mr. Li was upset for several seconds.
Instead, he frowned and counted the time—by the end, it was almost mid-January, right?
Then what are you afraid of? !At that time, I had already proposed marriage, and my boyfriend became my fiancé, okay!
No, no, what "fiancé"?If the plan goes well, you will have received the certificate on December 31st!At that time, Ji Kai was already the real CEO's wife, and with the blessing of red books, she was a corner of the granite wall that Zhu Ling, who was as hard as iron, would never be able to dig out!
I... I'm about to come true Baby Bear's family, and suddenly my face turns red and my heart beats.
Trying to suppress the excitement, pretending to be calm: "It's okay, I will spare time in advance when the show ends, and go to the scene with you."
go to the scene.At that time, wearing a ring, being reasonable and legal, blinding Zhu Ling's dog eyes in front of him, showing his affection and showing his internal injuries!
I don't believe it.When the time comes when the media will make a lot of reports and the whole people will spread flowers and stamps, Zhu Ling, as a much-anticipated star, will dare to blatantly avoid suspicion and stare at other people's newlywed husband in full view?
Will not.Since high school, that guy wanted face the most.Why don't you have to be obediently dumb and eat Coptis chinensis, obediently stay away, revealing your guilty conscience and never dare to pretend to be old-fashioned and affectionate in front of Ji Kai.
It's cool to think about!
Ji Kai really felt that Li Weidu was weird these days.
How should I put it... This kind of shy, nervous, expectant, excited and pitiful look, he has actually seen it before.
During the recuperation period of the car accident more than a year ago, the two had not confirmed their relationship, but he was basically sure that Li Weidu was probably secretly fond of him.
The problem is, they have been together for more than a year.Parents and friends have seen hedgehogs and raised them. They have been familiar with all kinds of sex skills without shame all day long. Why did they suddenly fall in love overnight?
In the few days before leaving for the United States, Ji Kai secretly observed .jpg every day in suspicion, but unfortunately he didn't observe anything.
Of course, it's more worried than suspicious.
After all... My Weidu's thinking circuit has always been strange, who knows what weird things I'm secretly thinking about this time?
……
Li Weidu's thinking circuit is very strange, but at present it is completely divergent from the center of thinking of "everything is for the baby bear".
It is precisely because I am a bear in my heart that I discovered the serious flaws in this trip with sharp eyes.
"Economy, economy, class? What are you doing? Oh, there are so many people going to the music festival over there that the seats are so tight that the plane can't be arranged? Are you kidding me, Lin Baoni and Qi Yang can be arranged, but he can't be arranged? "
"It's not a big-name celebrity, so your program team dares to skimp on it, right? Director Li is a guest and a human being, not to mention that he's no less popular than Qi Yang and the others on the Internet. Isn't this arrangement too outrageous? "
Halfway through the phone call, "Wow!" Ji Kai carried the small jug that had just finished pouring the succulents, and pushed open the glass door that reflected the little rainbow on the ground and came in.
Mr. Li coughed, and for a second his bureaucratic face returned to the gentle persona: "In short, what I mean is that all guests should be treated equally, no, they must be treated equally!"
Director Li on the other side was also very depressed.
It's really not intentional not to book first class.It just happened to be fully booked, and there were only two seats left, and he himself could only take the economy class—after all, there were only a few guests, and it was impossible to transfer the unaffected actress Lin Baoni or the first-line actor Qi Yang. Economy class, right?
After thinking about it, Ji Kai has a good temper, and he was not in the circle before, so he can only be wronged.Unexpectedly, the rumor on the Internet that "Ji Kai is Mrs. Li" is actually true!He was directly criticized by Mr. Li on the phone.
There is no seat in the first class, this problem is actually very easy to solve.
Boss Li just didn't bother to talk to the program team, and spent money to change Ji Kai's first-class cabin on the next flight.
"Actually, it doesn't matter much." Ji Kai advised him, "I used to sit in economy class for more than ten hours when I went to Europe. Qi Yang and the others are waiting for me at the airport..."
Li Weidu: "Tell them to wait! What's wrong with waiting an extra hour? Anyway, I'm not willing to let you suffer! How tiring it is to be squeezed in the economy class for half a day without being able to stretch your legs?"
Being pampered in every detail like this, and complaining about "why spend so much money", I am still secretly proud.
Of course, sometimes having a good wife in the family is too much to make people laugh and cry.
For example, Ji Kai was lazy and had been too lazy to pack his luggage. Mr. Li couldn't see it, so he quickly packed two big boxes for him, from vacuum-packed changes of clothes to travel necessities, to... ...electricity, rice cooker? !
"The staple food in America is not rice. I'm afraid you won't be used to it. I bought this rice cooker specially. Although it's small, it can not only cook rice, but also make soup and braised pork. You won't be able to eat it badly... ..."
"It's only been two weeks, what's the matter? Weidu, I'm really not that expensive! I just brought a backpack on a backpacking trip in Europe a month ago. I'm an omnivorous animal, and I can live on anything!"
"..." Li Wei reluctantly helped him condense it into a huge, small box with all internal organs within minutes.
"Weidu, towels...the hotel will provide them."
Li Weidu squinted his eyes, his face was clean for a second.Although he didn't say anything, the expression was already very obvious—even if it's a five-star hotel, can you use the so-called disinfectant towels provided by them?Dare to use it?Who is responsible for your health?
"It turns out that you have so many opinions on the hotel outside. This is a bit troublesome. I have always had a dream about the penthouse suite in the hotel."
"..." Mr. Li stood up in various senses and listened to Ji Kai's rough description of the scene of "the night scene hotel on the top floor of the city center with floor-to-ceiling glass H".
Ok!
The little bit of cleanliness left was completely cured today.Do you like staying in hotels?live!Let's go live when we come back, the city's themed suites have full coverage of the night view of the water bed!
On the day of departure, Mr. Li personally drove people to the airport.
Ji Kai watched helplessly as he got out of the car and took out a large bag of heavy homemade sweet compressed pillow cakes from the small refrigerator in the car.
I was flattered, but also felt weird: "Didn't you say that flying first class not only allows you to lie down and sleep in peace, but also allows you to order unlimited food and wine, and you can eat as much as you want to be absolutely full?"
Li Weidu nodded: "I'm afraid that if the meal on the plane is not enough for you...and you have to take a long-distance bus after getting off the plane, right? It's not good to be hungry on the way."
Not enough to eat?Do you really think I'm an underfed bear?My normal appetite is obviously not too big!
"...I can't bear to part with you." She was hugged tightly around her waist suddenly.
The shoulder socket was pressed against the forehead, and the body was pressed tightly.Mr. Li, who had been eager to pack him up and throw him out for so many days, suddenly became vulnerable for a second at the security check gate.
Ji Kai didn't think it was done like this.Suddenly playing with contrasts, I feel so distressed that I want my life.
"I still have to go through the security check and pass the customs. I almost have to go. At most...just a few more minutes with you!"
Mr. Li has always been like this. Once he falls into the pufferfish's swollen gills, it is easy for the pufferfish to linger indefinitely: "Not enough! What is 2 minutes enough for?"
"Enough for what? At least enough to kiss you for more than 100 seconds."
After finishing speaking, he decisively held his face and kissed him hard.
Lips and teeth blending together, Li Weidu was still seriously calculating how many seconds 2 minutes equal to, while he was breathing rapidly and violently. When the conversion was indeed more than 100 seconds, he suddenly felt that it was a lot of money, and then he was elated and satisfied.
He wraps his arms around Ji Kai's neck affectionately, after being together for so long, his heart still beats like a symphony as if he just fell in love.And the tight chest also allowed him to clearly count the pounding heartbeat of the other party.
In such a huge airport, people come and go in a hurry, and there is no one else who is immersed in the sweet lover.
"Don't take it off, treat it as me. Every time you touch him, think of me, don't forget."
The necklace containing beach gravel was taken off by Li Weidu and hung around Ji Kai's neck.
"Also, no smoking in secret."
"Have a good meal."
"No drinking."
"Yes Yes Yes."
……
Zhu Ling was very upset.
Invited to perform at the American Music Festival, he rushed to the airport in a low-key manner in full armor and sunglasses, only to see two familiar people bid farewell at the gate of the first-class lane.
The most exciting thing is that the huge bell sign at the airport stands magnificently behind the two of them.
On the LCD screen, the big red clock didn't know what's wrong with it, and it just stopped moving for a long time - it just stopped at 13:14 above their heads.
1314, is this...fucking intentional?
Looking down, I didn't dress up in order to keep a low profile today, and I was dressed very earthily.
Looking back at Li Weidu, I guess he got up in the morning with at least two hours of concave shape. The windbreaker tie has long legs, and the whole thing is very trendy, very bright, and very well-dressed.
……
When Ji Kai boarded the plane and was led to his seat by the beautiful flight attendant, someone next door was about to sit down.
The four eyes met, as if they were struck by lightning.
Zhu Ling did know that the program team of "Prosperity" was also going to the United States today, but shouldn't they all be on the first flight?Why Ji Kai...
Seats throughout first class are arranged in a 1-2-1 configuration. The "-" part is the aisle, and the "1" on both sides are unaffected individual seats. What can't be hurt is the position of the two people, but it is the "2" connected in the middle.
Ji Kai sat down slumped, there was a lot of space, and he could stretch his legs.There is also welcomedrink, a sip of sparkling champagne.
For thirteen hours, what the hell is it with Zhu Ling as a couple? !
Did not...
Make you feel sorry for me to buy me first class, this, this, this, this!
Witnessed by the little yellow duck in the bathtub, Anxiety explained the ins and outs of sending Ye Yin home.At the same time, the white and slender fingers skillfully caressed the naked skin under the dim light, and the narrow and long eyes were narrowed, trying to create beauty and dazzle.
Ji Kai swallowed his saliva.While being tempted, he also briefly reviewed with Mr. Li the effect of the program that had a slight interaction with Zhu Ling caused by various force majeure factors during the live broadcast that day.
"……offset?"
"offset!"
So everyone is happy.Li Weidu sat astride forward, kissed all cheeks and ears, the little rubber duck squeezed between the two chests, and let out a "jitter".
"Forget it this time, from now on... let's avoid him and never go on the same show as him!"
Ji Kai blushed: "Have you checked the schedule? The last two episodes of this season's live broadcast will end, and all the guests will return. I heard that they will form a group to fly to Sabah, Malaysia to fight a live sea battle."
"..." Hmph, the program team's arrangement this time is really insane!Mr. Li was upset for several seconds.
Instead, he frowned and counted the time—by the end, it was almost mid-January, right?
Then what are you afraid of? !At that time, I had already proposed marriage, and my boyfriend became my fiancé, okay!
No, no, what "fiancé"?If the plan goes well, you will have received the certificate on December 31st!At that time, Ji Kai was already the real CEO's wife, and with the blessing of red books, she was a corner of the granite wall that Zhu Ling, who was as hard as iron, would never be able to dig out!
I... I'm about to come true Baby Bear's family, and suddenly my face turns red and my heart beats.
Trying to suppress the excitement, pretending to be calm: "It's okay, I will spare time in advance when the show ends, and go to the scene with you."
go to the scene.At that time, wearing a ring, being reasonable and legal, blinding Zhu Ling's dog eyes in front of him, showing his affection and showing his internal injuries!
I don't believe it.When the time comes when the media will make a lot of reports and the whole people will spread flowers and stamps, Zhu Ling, as a much-anticipated star, will dare to blatantly avoid suspicion and stare at other people's newlywed husband in full view?
Will not.Since high school, that guy wanted face the most.Why don't you have to be obediently dumb and eat Coptis chinensis, obediently stay away, revealing your guilty conscience and never dare to pretend to be old-fashioned and affectionate in front of Ji Kai.
It's cool to think about!
Ji Kai really felt that Li Weidu was weird these days.
How should I put it... This kind of shy, nervous, expectant, excited and pitiful look, he has actually seen it before.
During the recuperation period of the car accident more than a year ago, the two had not confirmed their relationship, but he was basically sure that Li Weidu was probably secretly fond of him.
The problem is, they have been together for more than a year.Parents and friends have seen hedgehogs and raised them. They have been familiar with all kinds of sex skills without shame all day long. Why did they suddenly fall in love overnight?
In the few days before leaving for the United States, Ji Kai secretly observed .jpg every day in suspicion, but unfortunately he didn't observe anything.
Of course, it's more worried than suspicious.
After all... My Weidu's thinking circuit has always been strange, who knows what weird things I'm secretly thinking about this time?
……
Li Weidu's thinking circuit is very strange, but at present it is completely divergent from the center of thinking of "everything is for the baby bear".
It is precisely because I am a bear in my heart that I discovered the serious flaws in this trip with sharp eyes.
"Economy, economy, class? What are you doing? Oh, there are so many people going to the music festival over there that the seats are so tight that the plane can't be arranged? Are you kidding me, Lin Baoni and Qi Yang can be arranged, but he can't be arranged? "
"It's not a big-name celebrity, so your program team dares to skimp on it, right? Director Li is a guest and a human being, not to mention that he's no less popular than Qi Yang and the others on the Internet. Isn't this arrangement too outrageous? "
Halfway through the phone call, "Wow!" Ji Kai carried the small jug that had just finished pouring the succulents, and pushed open the glass door that reflected the little rainbow on the ground and came in.
Mr. Li coughed, and for a second his bureaucratic face returned to the gentle persona: "In short, what I mean is that all guests should be treated equally, no, they must be treated equally!"
Director Li on the other side was also very depressed.
It's really not intentional not to book first class.It just happened to be fully booked, and there were only two seats left, and he himself could only take the economy class—after all, there were only a few guests, and it was impossible to transfer the unaffected actress Lin Baoni or the first-line actor Qi Yang. Economy class, right?
After thinking about it, Ji Kai has a good temper, and he was not in the circle before, so he can only be wronged.Unexpectedly, the rumor on the Internet that "Ji Kai is Mrs. Li" is actually true!He was directly criticized by Mr. Li on the phone.
There is no seat in the first class, this problem is actually very easy to solve.
Boss Li just didn't bother to talk to the program team, and spent money to change Ji Kai's first-class cabin on the next flight.
"Actually, it doesn't matter much." Ji Kai advised him, "I used to sit in economy class for more than ten hours when I went to Europe. Qi Yang and the others are waiting for me at the airport..."
Li Weidu: "Tell them to wait! What's wrong with waiting an extra hour? Anyway, I'm not willing to let you suffer! How tiring it is to be squeezed in the economy class for half a day without being able to stretch your legs?"
Being pampered in every detail like this, and complaining about "why spend so much money", I am still secretly proud.
Of course, sometimes having a good wife in the family is too much to make people laugh and cry.
For example, Ji Kai was lazy and had been too lazy to pack his luggage. Mr. Li couldn't see it, so he quickly packed two big boxes for him, from vacuum-packed changes of clothes to travel necessities, to... ...electricity, rice cooker? !
"The staple food in America is not rice. I'm afraid you won't be used to it. I bought this rice cooker specially. Although it's small, it can not only cook rice, but also make soup and braised pork. You won't be able to eat it badly... ..."
"It's only been two weeks, what's the matter? Weidu, I'm really not that expensive! I just brought a backpack on a backpacking trip in Europe a month ago. I'm an omnivorous animal, and I can live on anything!"
"..." Li Wei reluctantly helped him condense it into a huge, small box with all internal organs within minutes.
"Weidu, towels...the hotel will provide them."
Li Weidu squinted his eyes, his face was clean for a second.Although he didn't say anything, the expression was already very obvious—even if it's a five-star hotel, can you use the so-called disinfectant towels provided by them?Dare to use it?Who is responsible for your health?
"It turns out that you have so many opinions on the hotel outside. This is a bit troublesome. I have always had a dream about the penthouse suite in the hotel."
"..." Mr. Li stood up in various senses and listened to Ji Kai's rough description of the scene of "the night scene hotel on the top floor of the city center with floor-to-ceiling glass H".
Ok!
The little bit of cleanliness left was completely cured today.Do you like staying in hotels?live!Let's go live when we come back, the city's themed suites have full coverage of the night view of the water bed!
On the day of departure, Mr. Li personally drove people to the airport.
Ji Kai watched helplessly as he got out of the car and took out a large bag of heavy homemade sweet compressed pillow cakes from the small refrigerator in the car.
I was flattered, but also felt weird: "Didn't you say that flying first class not only allows you to lie down and sleep in peace, but also allows you to order unlimited food and wine, and you can eat as much as you want to be absolutely full?"
Li Weidu nodded: "I'm afraid that if the meal on the plane is not enough for you...and you have to take a long-distance bus after getting off the plane, right? It's not good to be hungry on the way."
Not enough to eat?Do you really think I'm an underfed bear?My normal appetite is obviously not too big!
"...I can't bear to part with you." She was hugged tightly around her waist suddenly.
The shoulder socket was pressed against the forehead, and the body was pressed tightly.Mr. Li, who had been eager to pack him up and throw him out for so many days, suddenly became vulnerable for a second at the security check gate.
Ji Kai didn't think it was done like this.Suddenly playing with contrasts, I feel so distressed that I want my life.
"I still have to go through the security check and pass the customs. I almost have to go. At most...just a few more minutes with you!"
Mr. Li has always been like this. Once he falls into the pufferfish's swollen gills, it is easy for the pufferfish to linger indefinitely: "Not enough! What is 2 minutes enough for?"
"Enough for what? At least enough to kiss you for more than 100 seconds."
After finishing speaking, he decisively held his face and kissed him hard.
Lips and teeth blending together, Li Weidu was still seriously calculating how many seconds 2 minutes equal to, while he was breathing rapidly and violently. When the conversion was indeed more than 100 seconds, he suddenly felt that it was a lot of money, and then he was elated and satisfied.
He wraps his arms around Ji Kai's neck affectionately, after being together for so long, his heart still beats like a symphony as if he just fell in love.And the tight chest also allowed him to clearly count the pounding heartbeat of the other party.
In such a huge airport, people come and go in a hurry, and there is no one else who is immersed in the sweet lover.
"Don't take it off, treat it as me. Every time you touch him, think of me, don't forget."
The necklace containing beach gravel was taken off by Li Weidu and hung around Ji Kai's neck.
"Also, no smoking in secret."
"Have a good meal."
"No drinking."
"Yes Yes Yes."
……
Zhu Ling was very upset.
Invited to perform at the American Music Festival, he rushed to the airport in a low-key manner in full armor and sunglasses, only to see two familiar people bid farewell at the gate of the first-class lane.
The most exciting thing is that the huge bell sign at the airport stands magnificently behind the two of them.
On the LCD screen, the big red clock didn't know what's wrong with it, and it just stopped moving for a long time - it just stopped at 13:14 above their heads.
1314, is this...fucking intentional?
Looking down, I didn't dress up in order to keep a low profile today, and I was dressed very earthily.
Looking back at Li Weidu, I guess he got up in the morning with at least two hours of concave shape. The windbreaker tie has long legs, and the whole thing is very trendy, very bright, and very well-dressed.
……
When Ji Kai boarded the plane and was led to his seat by the beautiful flight attendant, someone next door was about to sit down.
The four eyes met, as if they were struck by lightning.
Zhu Ling did know that the program team of "Prosperity" was also going to the United States today, but shouldn't they all be on the first flight?Why Ji Kai...
Seats throughout first class are arranged in a 1-2-1 configuration. The "-" part is the aisle, and the "1" on both sides are unaffected individual seats. What can't be hurt is the position of the two people, but it is the "2" connected in the middle.
Ji Kai sat down slumped, there was a lot of space, and he could stretch his legs.There is also welcomedrink, a sip of sparkling champagne.
For thirteen hours, what the hell is it with Zhu Ling as a couple? !
Did not...
Make you feel sorry for me to buy me first class, this, this, this, this!
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